Johnson Johnson 04 - Dolly and the Doctor Bird (5 page)

I was listening to him attempting to explain to a waiter, against the uproar of conversation and the near tinkling of a small piano, that he wished an admixture of water, not carbonated liquid or ice, when someone slammed me on the back and said, “Blimey, it’s Doctor MacRannoch! Hullo, Doctor! How are you, Doctor? I didn’t expect to run across you in these parts, I must say. How’s the chop and rummage trade?”

It was Sergeant Trotter: Sergeant Rodney Trotter, who had been in the Monarch Lounge when Edgecombe took ill. He was lightly intoxicated, with a blood-alcohol level, I estimated, of 120 milligrams to the hundred or so.

I said, “Sergeant Trotter. Let me introduce Johnson Johnson, the portrait painter. And this is Lady Edgecombe, whose husband was taken ill in New York. Lady Edgecombe, the sergeant here was most helpful both in the airport and on the flight the following morning.”

Denise Edgecombe gave the sergeant her hand with strictly moderate warmth, but Johnson edged one-handed a free chair beside him and lifted his bottle out of the ice bucket. “A glass of champagne, Sergeant?”

It was not my place to point out the effect of this upon an unknown quantity of iced beer. He accepted and sat down, grinning, next to Brady as all the lights except the ultraviolet one went out.

There is no nobler sound, to my mind, than a march of massed pipes and drums, playing
Tail Toddle
. I learned to pipe as a girl, back in Scotland. Trained on this, the aural senses could withstand, as they were now called upon to do, a full percussion group of drums and marimba, trumpets, saxophone, piano, and electric organ. The resulting cacophony, in quick tempo, made speech quite impossible and even, as I saw glancing around me, acted as a mild anaesthetic. Under the assault, the faces of Lady Edgecombe, Trotter, and Krishtof Bey’s companions displayed a type of ultraviolet-lit stupor. Krishtof Bey himself merely showed pleasure, and Johnson, a glass in one hand, was drumming on the table with the other in time with the beat. Wallace Brady was watching me. I looked away.

The singer came on, in frilled peach-colored satin slit to the knee. The songs in these quarters are predictable:
Yellow Bird, I’ll never Fall in Love Again, Island in the Sun
, proceeding purposefully through a brief range of calypsos and finishing with
Back to Back and Belly to Belly
about the third serving of alcohol.

With enthusiasm the other members of my party ran this predictable gamut. All the verses of
Shame and Scandal in the Family
were sung without stint by Johnson. Denise, following his lead slightly out of tune, was becoming faintly confused. The singer left, and Leviticus walked up to his drums. “Leviticus’ number,” said Johnson, and signaled the red-waistcoated waiter for another bottle of champagne.

Leviticus was of typically African appearance: the face strongly prognathous, the nasal bridge flattened, the two rows of teeth approximately parallel and in excellent condition. He wore black trousers and a black and white striped shirt unbuttoned to the waist, with a large gold locket glittering on his chest. Due to the drumming, the muscular development of neck and shoulders was almost sufficient to dwarf the profile of jawbone and chin; to shake his hand, as I had once done, was like gripping a flat plank of wood.

He came forward and sat facing us, between his two tall oval drums. The electric organ began, followed by the saxophone and trumpets, and as they gained tempo, Leviticus joined in, the thudding beat mingling agreeably with the strident instruments in a strong rhythm which visibly excited his audience. Then the other instruments reached their fortissimo and broke off, leaving Leviticus to continue his drumming alone.

The effect on a healthy adult of insistent rhythmic experience these days is a common subject for study. At the Bamboo Conch Club that night I watched with interest four hundred people receive the maternal 72-pm heartbeat with ecstasy. The drummer showed great skill in his evocations. From an exercise in varying resonance he insensibly improved on the speed until he reached a single-toned patter of sound, so quick that the notes blurred one into the other and the bleached palms, flat and flickering, moved too fast for the eye. Behind the barrier of sound a broken rhythm made itself felt, deeper in tone, syncopated and stealthy; it stopped; then the drumming stopped, and Leviticus began slowly to slap the parchment of each drum with his hands.

It seemed to me that I could feel the resonance of it in my soft palate, interspersed with bony clatter from my tympanic plates, as tempo, tone, and timbre changed from second to second. Leviticus played with incision, his head flung up and down with the rhythm, the speed and color of the rattling beats stirring the motionless audience, his hands raking curves in the air from one drum to the other.

A ball overhead began to revolve, light from coinlike apertures spinning over the musician’s face, chest, throat, and hands in a long wheeling spatter. The drumming rose to a frenzy. Leviticus’ head turned from side to side, his eyes rolling, his upper lip long and underfolded, his nostrils distended. His body glittered with sweat. I wondered what I would do if he had a frank hemorrhage into the ponto-midbrain junction, as seemed very likely. The noise stopped.

The intoxicated applause continued for a long time, and was greeted most civilly by Leviticus, who finally signaled for silence. He then leaned forward, and placing his left elbow carefully on the light skin of the drum, he began with his right hand to pat out a tune on the parchment.

Performed on a single drum surface, the range of notes available to him was not of course large. However, by adjusting the strain on the skin, he produced a simple tune, very soon recognizable. The audience, with shouts of joy, began to break into song with the words, and he acknowledged with smiles their acuity. He played several in fact, and they roared them all in cheerful oblivion.
Jingle Bells
, I remember, was one;
Merrily We Go Along
, I suspect, was another. English student songs were never my forte, even when among students in England.

Silence fell. The patting fingers began the last childish tune. From behind me, quite clearly, a sexless whisper came to my ears: “
Don’t do it again
,” said the murmur, into the silence. “
Do you hear, Doctor? Just don’t do it again
.”

BEFORE THE first phrase was half spoken, Johnson had swung around in his seat, and I was not far behind him. I remained outwardly calm even while I scanned the dim ranks of intent faces, all watching the drummer. No one looked at us. No one moved. Stare as one might into the darkness from which the whisper was coming, it was impossible to distinguish the speaker. And so close were the tables that to rise and struggle toward it would do nothing but make us conspicuous. Johnson said in a murmur, “It’s no good. Was that the same voice?”

“I don’t know,” I said. Our companions had broken into fresh song, and I could see the trumpets lifting again. No one else seemed to have heard. “You can’t identify whispers.”

“Why are they trying to frighten you?” They had switched on all the lights, but with his back to the stage, Johnson’s glasses were black.

I didn’t answer, but I thought about it as the solo finished in a spasm of activity and the band, wildly applauded, gave way to the limbo dancer, a handsome Indian in tight floral trousers, who retired face upward under a low cotton wool bar, a flaming Coke bottle upright on his brow and one in each hand. Since he had been trained to it from childhood, he cleared the bar easily with a flick of the pelvis, the flame from the bottles setting fire to the bar as he did so, with spectacular results. Denise, who had clearly viewed it all too often, had allowed her attention to wander, but I saw that Krishtof Bey was quite rapt, and Sergeant Trotter was in a state of near-hypnotic trauma. Wallace Brady grinned, and I looked away quickly.

They were all there, my suspects, and had been there since it started. Who, then, had whispered?

“Look at that!” said Sergeant Trotter in a reverent whisper.

They had lowered the bar to lie across the necks of two bottles. The spiked flames ran like bunting along the lumpy cotton wool swathing, glazed and sodden like coconut fondant. To get under this time, the performer had to fold his knees under him, the sides of his feet wide apart, his hands off the ground. I began to work out the areas of grossest muscular strain. He lit a cigarette from the bar as his head went under.

The fire dancer came on. “Perhaps they don’t realize,” said Johnson, topping up the champagne in Trotter’s half-empty glass, “what an excellent autonomic nervous system you possess.”

The fire dancer was a young Negress in a sequinned brassiere and a minimal triangle to which an ostrich feather tail had been sewn. In this exposed condition she danced over and around two shallow bowls filled with flaming cotton wool, one of which she later placed on her head. Presently, at the climax of her dance around the other, she jumped forward and tramped out the flame with bare feet.

I have treated blisters on these performers often enough to know that the risks they run for applause and financial reward are quite genuine. A skilled fire dancer, however, knows to the thousandth part of a second when it is vital to demit. I had no apprehension for the girl, although some for her audience, as the flames from the bowl on her head swept the low rafters. Then she laid this down, and lighting from it two bud-headed spools, she proceeded to dance to Leviticus’ drumming, a stick of flame in each hand.

The lights had gone out again. Beside me, amid the prevalent wheezings of alcoholic excitement, I was aware of Johnson’s still glasses, and of the fact that for the last few minutes he had been watching not the stage but the audience. The girl came down the steps from the stage and, leaning forward, thrust her torch into the face of the nearest man. He recoiled, his womenfolk shrieking with scorn and excitement, and a bearded young fellow opposite, catching the girl’s eye, turned toward her and opened his mouth. He allowed her to place the flame inside his lips, his mouth straining open, and kept it open until she removed it. I could see some blackened crumbs of cotton wool, still glowing red, lying behind the base of his teeth. He grinned, his jaws rigid, in the ensuing laughter and applause, but hesitated for some time, I noticed, to close his mouth in the customary way, or even to swallow. The dancer moved on.

It is, I suppose, a test of crude valor, which the Bahamian in his new freedom finds some amusement in applying to his white fellow mortals. At any rate, it was instructive to see which guests flinched and turned aside, which pressed forward eagerly to display their courage, and which, with resignation, opened their mouths and allowed the girl, swaying to the rattle and play of the drums, to thrust the flaming mass into their throats.

Sergeant Trotter was one of the fervent adherents. As the girl approached closer and closer, he half rose from his seat, his eyeballs red in the flame, his whole attention fixed on attracting her. Hence he had his back to the red-waistcoated waiter bringing, at last, the jug of water for Krishtof Bey’s whiskey.

The girl moved, the waiter leaned forward, and Sergeant Trotter jumped to his feet at one and the same moment. And the jug of water, tilting, missed its target completely and emptied itself with a gush over Johnson’s jacket and shirt.

The waiter exclaimed. Krishtof Bey got up quickly, and Lady Edgecombe, pushing her chair back, anxiously patted the damp crochet work of her dress. Johnson himself, his expression rueful, had just gripped the cloth of his jacket to shake off the water when the fire dancer swerved around his shoulders and stood rotating her pelvis, holding high the two torches.

Wallace Brady grinned at her, and nodded at Johnson. “Try him: he’s wet enough,” he remarked.

The girl looked at Johnson. Krishtof Bey smiled. Trotter, still standing, lifted his hand, and then swallowing his disappointment, sat down. The girl smiled. She swayed forward and whirled the flame of the torch closer and closer, the red and blue light flashing in Johnson’s bifocals. The waiter picked up the jug and moved off. Krishtof Bey and the others sat down.

I was looking at the splashes on the red tablecloth. As I looked, they vanished.

I think Johnson saw it, too. As the fire dancer, undulating, brought the torch lower, close to his face, he suddenly moved. There was a cackle of laughter. The dancer, her expression derisive, made the movement again. This time he not only dodged, he collided with Lady Edgecombe, and sent her chair flying. She gasped. Krishtof Bey grinned. The laughter became widespread and raucous. The girl, smiling, bent and he shrank back; the torch, teasing, darted after him.

The tip of the flame, held like a pencil, toyed with one soaked edge of his jacket. With a tearing hiss the sodden cloth burst into fire.

My jug of fruit squash hit him in a tenth of a second, and with my other hand I already had a grip of the ice bucket. It stopped the fire reaching his hair, although it was still licking the skirts of the jacket when the first squeals started up. Johnson himself had it half peeled off by then, beating out the lower flames with a napkin; but the tablecloth flared and I knew the roof would catch next.

At any rate, I have seen too many first-degree thigh burns to hesitate. I got up, jerked Johnson’s chair back, and said, “Tip it!” just as I did the same for Lady Edgecombe. Someone obliged, and the whole table with its contents fell toward us with a crash, putting out the fire like a lid.

Johnson’s jacket was off, and he had the blazing cloth almost smothered already. It was not before time. His shirt was netted with odd blackened holes, and there was a strong smell of singed flesh and material.

The band, unequipped with Victorian fortitude, had allowed the instruments to sag from their faces; Johnson paused for the first time in an extremely rapid series of actions and called, tentatively, “ ‘Nearer my God to Thee’?” The surging movement of alarmed clients slackened shamefacedly, and Lady Edgecombe showed signs of projecting a hysterical outburst. The Turkish dancer went to her side just as Wallace Brady, crunching around the ruins of glassware to Johnson, said, “My God. Are you all right?”

Johnson was already edging out of the limelight, his bifocals glinting emptily over the room. “Thanks to Doctor MacRannoch,” he said.

“The jug,” someone said. Sergeant Trotter, I saw.

“Yes,” said Johnson, looking at him.

“The waiter,” said Trotter.

“I wondered,” said Johnson.

“I’m sure,” said Trotter. “He went that way.” And, with a wriggle, he began to back out through the crowd.

Lady Edgecombe let out a sob. I gave a quick look at her, and deduced that there was nothing there that a sharp slap from a layman wouldn’t cure. I let Johnson thrust past me and followed.

The door to one side of the bar led out straight into the street. It took us several minutes to reach it through an assault course of chairs, tables, fellow Englishmen, claustrophobies, and drunks. The waiter, fortunately, had also been slowed. At least, when Trotter, Johnson, and I emerged into the neon-lit darkness, we could still hear, quite plainly, the sharp distant crack of feet running quickly. They were running, I was interested to discover, along past Government House, and in the general direction of the hospital.

“That’s him,” said Trotter, breathing lightly. He was wearing, I saw in the lurid gloom, a smartly cut gray suit with a bright orange cummerbund. “I saw him make for the exit… Mr. Johnson, the lady oughtn’t to be here.”

The glasses flashed briefly at me. “What do you say? You know Nassau.”

I set off running without wasting time or breath on an answer. I knew Nassau. The waiter had to be caught. The liquid in that water jug had been high-proof alcohol. It is men who turn a simple exercise in the science of reasoning into an Offenbach operetta.

We ran well, as it appeared: Sergeant Trotter on the balls of his feet like the P.T. instructor he most likely was, Johnson with the unexpected bounds of a gun dog. Since golf keeps me in good muscular trim, I found little hardship in following. In this way we had gained a little before long on the fugitive: he did not appear to have the sense to find a hiding place and simply keep quiet. Or perhaps he had one particular refuge in mind. The distant footsteps, laboring, turned a corner and began to run up the steep hill which passes the Out Patients’ and Casualty Entrance to the United Commonwealth Hospital.

We ran past it. We ran past the pension offices and up the incline, our breathing no longer so silent; and then Trotter suddenly said: “There he is!”

The steep road we were climbing runs into a cutting of gray pitted rock, rising higher and higher to right and to left of the path, which at night is perfectly dark. It was not, however, dark over our heads. Between the lips of the gorge a blaze of stars could be seen, and another light — a large unseen beam, like that of a lighthouse, which swept the sky at ten-second intervals. It came from the Fort Fincastle Water Tower which was up there, perched out of sight beyond the right-hand cliff. To reach the water tower and the old fort which lay beside it, one traveled between the high walls to the end of the gorge, which was blocked by a steep range of steps known as the Queen’s Staircase. Anciently built, it is said, by slave labor, these sixty-six steps provide a formidable climb and are a popular subject for amateur Kodaks in daytime. In further pursuit of the picturesque, the margin between the staircase and the left-hand canyon wall has been filled with a many-staged waterfall, which accompanies the steps from bottom to top in a series of platforms and jets. A wall divides the steps from the cascade.

We were looking at that, when the reflected beam from the water tower, sweeping around, caught a movement inside that dark gorge. And as we saw it and hurried to follow, the figure vanished, and in a moment even the sound of his footsteps had stopped.

We ran into the shadows and halted. Ahead, black against the dark blue sky, reared the staircase, with the water slope dry and silent beside it: night-shift waterfalls are uneconomic. On either side, the cliffs rose, soft and scratched, broken by roots and cacti and feathery plants, with here and there a shelf of debris, I remembered, left by some fall. Not a hard task for an agile man to scramble up, although no one was attempting it now: the smallest sound would have been audible, there where we stood.

He was waiting, therefore. For what? For us to begin noisily searching, there in the dark? For us to tire and walk off, leaving him to climb those steps unhindered? For the steps must be what he was making for. And he had had no time to climb them — of that I was quite sure.

“Oh, well,” said Johnson, and put his hand in his pocket. “Here’s to my rust-proof drip-dry titanium vest, and all who sail in her.” And the beam of a pocket flashlight sprang out and swept the cliffside.

There was a bang, rocketing about between the cliff walls, and a tinkle of glass. The light went out, smashed by a bullet. “It’s all right,” said Johnson’s voice peacefully from another direction. “I wasn’t holding it. But now we know where our fellow is…”

“On the waterfall slope,” Trotter said. Johnson, who was running already toward the place of the gun flash, didn’t answer, and we both took to our heels in his wake. The gun fired again, and we could hear the howl of the shot, and the clatter of chippings from the rock face. Johnson said curtly, “Get behind those bushes, and down.”

I saw him walk slowly forward. Ahead, the rising slopes of the dry waterfall gave nothing away. Even the sweeping light from the tower barely touched its dark corners and ledges, masked with ferns and boulders. Nothing moved. Johnson said, raising his voice, “We know you are here, and we have guns too. There is nothing at all to prevent one of us going back for the police while the others stay and keep you cornered till they come. Throw your gun down and climb out with your hands up. You know what you’re in for if you damage us with that thing.”

The reply was a shot, aimed accurately at where Johnson had been standing; answered before the echoes had stopped by a thunderous shot from the gun in Johnson’s hand. I saw Trotter’s head turn toward me, his eyes glinting, and remembered the bulge in Johnson Johnson’s pocket when I first met him in the Buick outside my father’s that day. But I had assumed his threat just now to be bluff. Then Johnson fired again and I saw something move this time: a plant dimly shook and a figure, moving in and out of the dark, began quickly to scramble up the waterfall bed. “On the left,” I said suddenly to Johnson. “Can you pick a lock?”