Joy of Witchcraft
Authors: Mindy Klasky
Tags: #Humor, #Romance, #Chicklit, #Chick-Lit, #Witch, #Witchcraft, #Magic, #Paranormal, #Supernatural
JOY OF WITCHCRAFT
Mindy Klasky
Joy of Witchcraft
Copyright © 2015 Mindy Klasky
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To Kirstin Olsen,
who introduced me to a NWTA so many years ago
Sometimes a thunderstorm is just a thunderstorm.
Opaque black clouds, torrential rain, and wind whipping across the front yard at hurricane force don’t
have
to mean anything arcane. At least, that’s what I told myself as I looked out the farmhouse window after sunset on Samhain.
Alas, I knew better. Plenty of people wanted to see the Jane Madison Academy fail, and this was exactly the type of tactic they’d use. Threaten me with direct lightning strikes, and I couldn’t very well celebrate the witch’s new year. Without a magic ritual, I couldn’t officially welcome my first real class of students. No students meant no classes, and then I’d be in violation of my hard-won charter.
And it wasn’t just the Academy on the line. My enemies wanted my magical tools—the books and runes and crystals laid out on shelves in the farmhouse basement, painstakingly organized by all the principles I’d mastered as a librarian before I ever knew I was a witch. They wanted Neko too, my familiar.
As another torrent of rain slashed across the front porch, Neko shuddered from the crown of his immaculately coiffed head to the tips of his leather-clad toes. There were times I almost forgot I’d awakened this man out of a magical statue of a cat, that I’d bound him to my service on the night of a full moon. But when he trembled the way he did now, he looked every bit like his feline avatar. I half expected him to lick the side of his palm and use it to smooth down the flawless velvet of his close-cropped hair.
Instead, we both jumped as a vicious fork of lightning struck the main road. I barely had time to brace myself for the crash of thunder that followed. The entire house shook under the assault.
“We’ve got to get everyone in here,” I said, squinting through the glass into the rain-whipped darkness. “They aren’t safe in the garage apartment. The barn, either.” The school year might not have officially started yet, but I was already responsible for more than a dozen souls out there.
Neko cocked his head, as if he could hear something in the distance. “They’re fine,” he said.
I gave him a penetrating look. Neko could speak to other familiars; they had some obscure network that was hidden from us witches. I’d asked him to explain it before, but he always ran out of words. Familiars weren’t telepathic; they didn’t transmit individual words from mind to mind. Rather, they spoke in entire images, in complete concepts. That’s how a newly awakened familiar knew details about the world he faced, about how to best serve his witch.
But Neko wasn’t above lying if he thought he could spare himself a drenching.
“What?” he asked, the picture of complete innocence. “You don’t
trust
me?”
“I didn’t get to be magistrix of the Jane Madison Academy by trusting the world’s craftiest familiar.”
He preened, as if I’d just given him a compliment. “I’m the one who recommended that anti-frizz shampoo, didn’t I? And it’s worked wonders for your hair.” Neko devoted a lot of time to sounding like the most blatant stereotype of a gay man who ever belted out a Broadway anthem. I was convinced he put on the act just to astonish everyone when he proved to be the most attentive familiar a witch could ever ask for. “And I told you your fingernails would stop splitting if you added a tablespoon of protein powder to your smoothies. And just the other day, I distinctly remember telling you to practice your Kegel exercises if you really want to drive—”
A dry cough cut him off, and we both whirled toward the arch that led to the dining room. David Montrose stood there. My warder and I had met on a night much like this one—storm-tossed and chaotic, my then-newly-awakened powers tingling like the aftermath of a too-close lightning strike.
The first time I saw him, I thought he was an egotistical boor. I’m pretty sure he thought I was a naive twit—at best. I’ve never had the nerve to ask him what he thought, even though he’d stood by me through more arcane adventures than any witch should have in one lifetime. Even though I now wore his diamond engagement ring on my left hand.
“TMI?” Neko asked demurely.
“By half,” David said, striding across the room. His black Lab, Spot, stayed close by his heels, whining softly when another flash of lightning gave way to a roll of thunder. David automatically settled a hand on the dog’s broad forehead, murmuring a few words before he said to us, “The students
are
safe in their dormitory. Their familiars and warders, too. That barn has withstood worse storms than this.”
David came to stand behind me, and heat radiated from his body, all the warmer for the chill coming off the glass. His palm was warm against my nape, and I leaned into the firm touch of his fingers on my scalp. Spot pressed his head under my hand, eager for a comforting pat.
“Fine,” Neko said. “Believe your
warder
. Don’t trust what your
familiar
has to say.”
I smiled serenely, certain he would pick up my reflection in the window. “My warder completed the construction on those buildings. Of course he knows if they’re secure against this storm.”
Neko spluttered in mock protest as David slipped his hands to my waist. “You should get ready,” David told me. “In half an hour, we’ll get a break in the rain.”
I looked out at the storm savaging the lawn. “I didn’t know warders could work the weather.”
“We can’t. But we can check apps on our phones. According to the National Weather Service, we’ll get a break around ten. By midnight, though, we’ll be back in the middle of the deluge, so we’ll have to move quickly.”
I brushed a kiss against my boyfriend’s—my
fiancé’s
—lips before I headed upstairs to our bedroom. My Samhain finery was spread across the bed. The gown was a new one, carried home by a victorious Neko after a recent shopping foray in nearby Washington DC. Sewn of crushed velvet, the gored skirt rippled like a burgundy tide pool. Its laced bodice was backed with ivory linen and princess sleeves fastened tight, with a row of onyx buttons.
I could use the bolstering effect of onyx. The Jane Madison Academy had gotten off to a rocky start, launching before I was fully ready. We’d barely secured our charter from Hecate’s Court by completing a Major Working at the last witch’s sabbat, on Mabon in late September.
Even then, we’d only succeeded because of the rather…unconventional style of my witchy powers. With the new year and my new students, I had a chance to prove I could conform to the Court’s rigid bureaucracy. I’d have to, or they’d shut me down for good.
And my first test was dressing appropriately for the upcoming working. At least my thoughtful familiar had supplied a Victorian buttonhook made out of tortoiseshell. I fastened the last onyx button with a satisfying tug.
As I smoothed my hands over my luscious skirt, I realized the spatter of rain against the window had died down. The wind had slackened as well; I could no longer hear the starving wolf howling around the corners of the farmhouse. David’s weather app had been accurate.
By the time I got back to the living room, my warder had knotted a pewter-colored tie around his throat. The fabric echoed the glint of silver at his temples. A well-worn leather belt sat low across his hips, supporting a matching scabbard. The sword would have looked absurd on most men, a bizarre accompaniment to office attire, but on David it looked
right
. His ease soothed me, even though I had not consciously realized I was nervous.
His ease, and the fact that his eyes widened appreciatively as I entered the room. I indulged in a full-skirted twirl. “You like?” I asked.
“Very much,” he said.
I wondered if I’d ever get tired of that
flip
in the pit of my stomach, that sudden awareness that David was looking at me as a woman, not just a witch. I tugged quickly on the bond between us, the magical connection deep within our minds, and I offered up a promise that made the corners of his lips curl in the suggestion of a smile.
“Oh, get a room,” Neko snorted.
There’d been a time when his awareness of the bond between David and me would have made me blush. But it wasn’t like my familiar stinted with sharing his
own
love life. Gander, meet goose. Spoon up the sauce.
David didn’t deign to answer. Instead, he commanded Spot toward his bed in the kitchen and opened the front door, gesturing for Neko to lead the way. My familiar collected a reed basket from the coffee table before he stepped outside with a moue of distaste. That pout turned to outright misery when a fat drop of rain fell from the porch eaves, splashing onto his tight black T-shirt. His pitiful moan would have made a lesser woman consider mercy. Hard-hearted magistrix that I was, I strode past him and headed toward the clearing where we would launch our working.
The sacred space had been my responsibility while David supervised the rapid conversion of the barn and the garage to dormitories. As workmen labored over plumbing and electricity, drywall and flooring, my original pair of witchy students and I had sanctified a clearing for magical workings.
Trimming the grass had been the easy part. We’d erected a centerstone, a marble altar that we washed with mugwort tea. That purifying bath would add to the marble’s inherent protective powers, securing our circle against unwelcome invaders.
We’d added to the perimeter, alternating stones and plants known for bolstering defenses. Obsidian for grounding. Vervain to stand against metal weapons. Malachite for safety. Rosemary for protection against the evil eye. Agate for strength. Radish to guard against poison.
I’d combed through the books in my basement horde, searching for the best options, trying to combine magical strengths with the very practical considerations of keeping green, growing things alive in Maryland’s variable weather. And I loved everything we’d settled on. Even now, before I’d officially called the Academy into session, this circle felt like a spiritual home.
As we approached the altar, I chalked up another win for the silent communication of familiars. My entire student body was waiting when we arrived at the ritual space—six students, their warders, and familiars, all eyeing me with respect and a healthy dose of nerves. All we had to do was complete our ritual and get the Academy under way by midnight. Then we could rest easy until the end of the semester. We’d have six months to prepare a new Major Working, to show Hecate’s Court that we were an academic power to be reckoned with.
I’d been robbed of the opportunity to offer an official welcome to my first students—water under the astral bridge. But I wasn’t going to miss out on the opportunity a second time. I took a deep breath, exhaled, and said, “Witches, familiars, and warders, all. Be welcome at the Jane Madison Academy. We’ll learn from each other and share our knowledge of the world, arcane and mundane. Our powers together will be greater than our powers apart. So mote it be.”
“So mote it be,” the witches said together, their voices ranging from soprano to contralto. Shimmers of power echoed across the circle, skeins that tangled and stretched without plan, without design. My pulse picked up at the thought of bringing those strands into order, at sculpting our new future together.
