Authors: Jory John

K is for Knifeball (2 page)

BOOK: K is for Knifeball

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Now Daddy is shouting
like you've never heard.
And he keeps repeating
a different F word.
G
is for Grandma.
Remind her that she'll be dead soon.
H
: Hide and seek!
It's a great game to play.
Quick! Climb in here!
They'll be searching all day.
I
's for identity:
easily stolen.
Just take some guy's credit card. BOOM! Now you're Nolan.
J
is for justice.
Make sure things are fair.
If somebody wrongs you,
just cut off their hair.
K
is for knifeball.
L
is for looting.
It's time for a spree.
Throw a rock through a window!
The toys are all free!
M
is for marker,
your #1 tool
for writing your name
on the walls of your school.
N
is for nozzle,
the end of the hose.
Water the carpet and
watch how it grows!
O
is for open things up with your teeth. If your molars fall out, more will grow underneath!
P
is for push
when you're waiting in line.
Do you want to move forward?
Just aim for the spine.

[We'll figure out a drawing for this later.]

Q
is for quit
at the first sign of struggle.
As long as you . . . um . . .
Q is for . . . whatever.