Keep Your Mouth Shut and Wear Beige (2 page)

“What are you talking about?” I asked on that August evening. “What kind of step?”

“It would seem to me,” he answered, “that without the petty irritants of day-to-day life, we could focus better on our core issues.”

Petty irritants? Core issues? What was he talking about?

Then I got it. “You’re moving out.” I couldn’t believe it. One minute I had been on my way to the basement with a load of laundry, and now I was hearing this. “You’ve found someplace else to live.”

“As I said, it’s a temporary measure to give us time. We need to get some clarity on our situation.”

If he’d chosen any other time, I probably would have reacted in my normal, pathetic way. I would have felt rejected and humiliated; I would have begged; I would have promised to change, saying all the millions of things I had said a million times before.

But today I was pissed off. Last week—while he had been finding an apartment and signing a lease—I’d been getting Jeremy ready for college, and Mike, the organized one, the list maker, hadn’t helped one bit. Okay, I could understand his not getting
interested in the extralong twin sheets and the shower tote, but the new laptop, the credit- or debit-card issue? Mike could at least have helped with the research on that, couldn’t he? At a minimum, he could have spent more time with Jeremy. Jeremy normally prided himself on being sensible and focused, but he’d dithered his way through this preparation. One day he’d say that we should buy all the sheets and towels in California, and then the next day he’d say no, it would be better to get them here.

His behavior had made no sense . . . unless—I suddenly thought—it did.

“You didn’t tell Jeremy before you told me,” I demanded of Mike. “You couldn’t have done that. No one would do that.”

“Well, it might seem like a mistake, but . . .”

“Might seem like a mistake?” I shrieked. “
Might?
Have you lost your mind?”

Mike hates to be wrong, and, had I been more rational, I would have known that his saying that something “might have been a mistake” was as far as he was going to go. But I was not rational.

“No wonder he was such a wreck,” I snapped. “What kind of thing is that to ask of a kid, to keep a secret like that? What were you thinking?”

“Admittedly I didn’t expect him to react so strongly.” Mike was trying to stay calm. That gave him more power. “Because this is—”

“Yes, I know,” I chimed in sarcastically, “ ‘only temporary.’ ”

He ignored me. “I didn’t think it was fair to tell him over the phone, but if he knew and could see that we were still functioning as a family, then—”

“We were still functioning as a family because you and he were the only ones who knew that we weren’t.”

“You’re overreacting. We are still a family. This is just so that you and I can get ourselves back on track. It has nothing to do with the boys.”

“You told Jeremy before you told me!” That’s what I focused on that first night—not the message itself, but how he had told it. That was an issue I could understand and be outraged about. I knew how I felt about that. Mike had been wrong to tell Jeremy before he told me. Very, very wrong.

Everything else, the fact that my husband was moving out . . . well, that was too much to think about, too much to endure.

The basket of laundry I’d been carrying sat on the kitchen floor for four days. Occasionally I gave it a shove with my foot to get it out of the way, but I refused to pick it up and take it to the basement.

This was not what Mike wanted to hear. He started finding himself with last-minute commitments that conflicted with the therapy sessions . . . although “last minute” had always been my specialty, not his. But he always urged me to keep the appointment anyway since I, and I alone, was the problem.

“I work with couples,” the therapist said, “and Mike is not here.”

So he turned me over to one of his associates, a nice, middle-aged-mom type who helped me see what changes I wanted to make for myself.

She helped me understand why I, who stand up to insecure interns and pompous doctors every day of my working life, wilted
in the face of Mike’s criticism. I had been rebellious as a kid. Tired of being known around Grand Rapids as “Dr. Bowersett’s little girl,” sick of being compared to my perfect older brother, I had hung out with the vo-tech kids, refused to take any AP courses, and then nailed a 1500 on my SATs. Rather than be angry, my parents were anxious and disappointed, and I had never known how to explain myself.

So while Mike and I were separated, I did change. I started getting places on time; I kept track of tickets and appointment times. But I didn’t change to please Mike. I found I didn’t want him back. When you live with a critical person, you’re always hearing his voice in your head. You’re always trying to anticipate that voice, trying to figure out what to do to avoid being criticized. But when I wasn’t living with Mike, I stopped hearing that voice. I felt light and free.

I also couldn’t forgive him for what he had done to Zack, the son whom he didn’t tell. Mike might have believed that this separation was only about the two of us, but Zack didn’t see it that way.

Our boys were very different. Jeremy, the older by four years, had been easy to raise. He was his father’s son, intense and competitive, driven to push himself. He did well in school, he did well in sports, ultimately captaining his high school’s crew team during his senior year. Like a lot of firstborn children, he could be rigid, and he kept out of trouble because he didn’t like to take risks. He was deliberate, methodical, excessively prepared at all times, and it was no huge surprise that he had viewed college as a launching pad for medical school.

Zack, on the other hand, couldn’t seem to do anything right. At the age of four he could lose his lunch box during the very well supervised walk from the preschool’s front door to his little storage cubby. Once he started elementary school, I contemplated
getting a pair of handcuffs to padlock him to his homework, despairing of any other way of getting his assignments to his teachers.

Both Mike and Jeremy were athletic. They had played catch, shot baskets, taken their clubs to the driving range. They had gone to Maryland football and Georgetown basketball games together, watched the World Series on TV together. When Jeremy had been in high school, Mike, an only child, probably felt that he had not only a son but also a brother.

But Zack hated organized sports. He was agile enough, but skateboarding, not baseball, had been his thing. His fine-motor skills were excellent—give him a set of LEGOs and he could build a working model of the Louvre—but he didn’t have the physical urge to move that the rest of us had.

As early as middle school he’d let his hair grow and gotten involved in the theater. Because he’d worked backstage, it had been hard for us to appreciate his contributions as easily as we could Jeremy’s athletic performances. I’d always baked tons of cookies to send to the theater with him, and he knew that I cared about his activities even if I didn’t understand what he was doing. He wasn’t so sure about Mike.

Then Mike moved out right after Jeremy went to college. Zack couldn’t help thinking that he hadn’t been worth staying home for.

“I guess Dad’s lost his little playmate,” he’d said bitterly.

I would never, not ever, forgive Mike for that.

Mike didn’t understand how angry I was during our separation. Once I started writing “paid” on the bottom of bills after I paid them, he was pleased. He thought his “break some eggs to make an omelet” strategy had succeeded. Just when he thought that he would be able to live with me again, just when he thought that the omelet was setting and browning nicely, I filed for divorce,
and he found himself with neither eggs nor omelet, but the cardboard carton in which some eggs had accidentally broken, the shards of the shattered white shells glued to the cardboard by crusting albumin.

Last spring Jeremy and Cami had decided to take an apartment together, and since then he had been deliberating about whether or not to propose. Getting married right out of college wasn’t what kids his age were doing, but he and Cami had already decided that they wanted to be at the same medical school, even if that meant going to a less prestigious school or taking a year off and applying again. That was, he told me, a code for talking about what kind of commitment they wanted to make to each other.

Mike had thought that they were too young and that we—i.e., me—should tell them to go on living together and weather at least a year of medical school. But I’m a “throw your heart over the fence” kind of person. The best way for Cami and Jeremy to survive medical school and then their internships and residencies as a couple was to believe that they could.

All three of these new elements were coming together on my first day in my new house. Jeremy, whose “make yourself look great on your med-school applications” summer job was in California, had come home to sort through his stuff and help with the move. He was also picking up my late mother’s engagement ring, which had been left to him as the eldest grandchild. Mike’s name was still on our safe deposit box, so Mike was going to go with him to get the ring after they had lunch with Claudia Postlewaite,
the lady friend. Zack had already met her a few times; Jeremy and I never had.

Even though I still had a lot of unpacking to do, I spent a couple of hours of that first day in the kitchen. I poached a salmon fillet for our dinner. I made a dill sauce and reduced apple juice for a grainy mustard sauce. I roasted some red peppers for a cold soup that wouldn’t be ready until tomorrow. I made my grandmother’s ginger cookies for Jeremy to take back to California.

I was outside, looking for a good spot to plant herbs, when I saw Mike’s very new, very impractical car coming around the curve of my hilly, wooded street. The house was partly screened from the street by a big oak tree, which the driveway looped around. Mike maneuvered the loop and parked underneath the tree. I was a little relieved to see only Mike and Jeremy in the car. I suppose I’d have to meet Claudia someday, but I can’t say I was in any great rush about it.

Mike was out of the car first. “This place is hard to find.”

Why did he have to say that? Why did the first words out of his mouth, the very first words, have to be negative? Why couldn’t he say, “This place is charming,” or, “What a pretty neighborhood”? No, he’d had to say, “This place is hard to find.”

He wouldn’t have realized that he was being negative. If I had challenged him on it, he would have simply said that he was stating a fact.

But this house was also as cute as a little bunny, and the neighborhood was quite handsome. Those were facts, too. Why couldn’t he have said those? Why couldn’t he have been nice just for once?

Because he was him.

Jeremy was now coming up the steps, eager to show me the ring. It was in a little square plastic pill case that was imprinted with the name of a now-closed pharmacy in East Grand Rapids,
Michigan, my hometown. Through its clear lid I looked at the ring that I had been so used to seeing on my mother’s hand. It was pretty, a solitaire in a platinum Tiffany setting with a delicate vine pattern engraved around the band. The ring sparkled and the engraved lines were still crisp. Mother’s actual wedding band, which my father had kept, had worn thin, but she had taken off this one, her engagement ring, when she worked in the kitchen or the yard.

I started to choke up a little, thinking about her. She had died four months before Mike had left. I was glad that she hadn’t known. She would have been disappointed with him and worried about me.

Jeremy took the ring back, still admiring it through the box as if he were afraid to open the lid. “Claudia says that I should get it cleaned and checked. Do you know where the nearest jeweler is?”

“I have no idea,” I admitted. I can’t say I loved the idea of the lady friend advising Jeremy on matters related to my mother’s ring . . . even though it was good advice, better than he might have gotten from either of us. “You’ll have to look in the phone book. The phone company gave me a new set. It’s upstairs on my desk.”

Jeremy went inside, and as soon as the door closed behind him, Mike spoke. “It’s hard to imagine him getting married, isn’t it?”

It was a relief when we could be civil to each other. “But they’re probably as mature as twenty-one-year-olds can be, and she’s great.”

“I told him that we would still help with his medical-school tuition, and he thinks that the Zander-Browns would do the same.”

“It’s nice of you to say that
we
are paying his tuition.” Our divorce settlement stipulated that Mike would pay the boys’ college tuition, but he’d said that he would assume responsibility for graduate education as well. So there was absolutely no “we” about these tuition payments.