Chapter 5
“S
o this is the infamous Lookout Point, huh?” Dirk asked as he pulled the rented car to within a few feet of the cliff's edge, parked, and turned off the headlights and the engine. “Somehow I was expecting more.”
“Like what?” Savannah asked as she breathed in the pine-scented, sultry night air through the open passenger window.
“I don't know. Maybe something to look out at?”
She laughed. “It's not what you're looking out
at
. It's who you're looking out
for
.” When he gave her a still-confused look, she pointed down the road they had just traveled. “From up here,” she said, “you can see for over a mile behind you. You can
look out
for your parents, your school principal, your next-door neighbors, your pastor, or anybody else who might catch you foolin' around.”
Dirk looked over his shoulder, down the road, and at the dark pine forest around them, then at the cliff ahead. At the bottom of the ninety-degree embankment lay a quiet lake. “I guess the water's kinda nice,” he said grudgingly. “You know, with moonlight shining on it and all that stuff.”
That's my guy
, Savannah thought.
Always the romantic.
“It's probably got frogs in it, though,” he added. “Snakes, alligators, shit like that.”
She sighed. “You're kinda killin' the mood here, boy.”
“Sorry.” He paused, thinking. “The trees smell good.”
“Much better.”
He unfastened his seat belt, reached over, and released hers. “I was kinda surprised you still wanted to come up here after that whole Jeanette rigmarole back at the school.”
“All the more reason to make the trip,” she replied.
He gave her a long questioning look. “Just so's I know, did we come up here to celebrate or for me to comfort you?”
“Well, we don't exactly have to break out the sparklers and party hats, but I'm feeling pretty fine. I've been itching to smack ole Jeanette upside the head for almost as long as I can remember. Since kindergarten, at least, when she started making fun of my bologna and mayonnaise sandwiches.”
“I love bologna and mayonnaise sandwiches.”
“Every day? Every single day of your childhood? And nothing else, not even an apple or a banana?”
“Okay. Point taken.”
“Anyway, it was a long time coming. I do feel kinda guilty for hitting her instead of just telling her off. Everybody knows you're not supposed to lay hands on another person in violence, no matter what the provocation.”
“Must've been some pretty nasty provocation.”
“It was. That's why I'm not going to go mope around, hanging my head, staring at the floor, wringing my hands with shame.”
“You'll find a way to handle all that guilt?” he asked with a grin.
“'Tis a hardship, but I'll bear up. I'm nothing if not resilient.”
He pulled her into his arms and gave her a kiss. “I hate to admit it, but I was proud of you,” he whispered against her cheek. “I was worried my wife was going to spend the next five or so years in jail, and I'd have to do my husbandly duty to her between iron bars. But I was proud of you.”
She laughed and returned the kiss. “Why, thank you, kind sir. How's about we climb into that backseat and you can show me just exactly how proud you really are?”
“Mighty proud, Miss Savannah,” he said, faking her Southern accent. His hands began to wander. His lips, too. “Powerful proud. And growing prouder by the moment.”
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“Is it just me,” Savannah asked as she handed Dirk his briefs and continued the search for her panties on the rear floorboard, “or didn't backseats of cars used to be bigger?”
As he wriggled into his underwear, he accidentally poked her in the eye with his elbow. “Oops. Sorry. I think it's sorta like airline seats. We've gotten a little bigger, and they've gotten a whole lot smaller.”
Savannah had donned her bra and was situating the “girls” in their individual cups when she heard something.
A splash.
A
big
splash.
She was pretty sure the sound was from the lake below.
“Did you hear that?” she said, sitting up and straining to see over the front seat and the car's hood to the cliff and the lake beyond.
Dirk paused, his pants half on, and listened. “No. I didn't.”
“Well, I did. Loud and clear.”
“My ears are still ringing.”
“Ringing?”
He chuckled. “Yeah. A few minutes ago, this woman was screaming lusty obscenities in my ear. It's gonna take a while for me to get my hearing back.”
Normally, she might have chuckled and uttered yet another dirty sweet nothing for his benefit, but she was sure of what she'd heard.
She got out of the car, wearing only her bra and panties and Marietta's heels, and walked over to the cliff's edge. Peering over the embankment, she saw only still, dark water, sparkling with a fine dusting of moon silver.
Dirk joined her, buttoning up his shirt and stuffing the tails of it into his trousers. “Normally, I wouldn't complain, because you look pretty hot there, kiddo,” he said, giving her a long, lascivious body scan up and down. “But are you at all concerned that somebody might see you?”
“Who? The frogs? The snakes? The alligators?”
“Yeah, okay. Never mind.”
The moon began to disappear behind some thick, ominous-looking clouds, so she had to strain to see any movement on the water, on the shore, on the road below.
Then she saw it. A set of lights. Taillights. One red light on each side.
On the right, a second red light shone momentarily next to the red taillight, then went dark just as the car disappeared around the curve at the bottom of the hill.
“There! Did you see that?” She grabbed Dirk's arm. “There was a car on the road.”
He looked where she was pointing and shook his head. “Sorry, babe. I didn't see anything. But after tonight's festivities, I suppose we might not be the only ones up here cleaning the pipes. Old acquaintances renewed and all that stuff.”
“And the splash?” she asked.
“Maybe it was a fish.”
“It must've been a really
big
fish. Like Jaws or Moby Dick.”
Suddenly, Savannah felt a large cold drop of water on her shoulder. Then another. Within seconds, it was as though they were standing in a giant shower with the tap turned on full force.
They raced back to the car, slipping and sliding on the muddy Georgia clay. By the time they dove into the automobile, they were thoroughly soaked.
“At least I have some dry clothes to put on,” Savannah said, reaching into the backseat for her dress. “You, on the other hand, look like a drowned rat in a suit.”
He was holding up one leg, then the other, looking at the mud splattered all over his trousers. “Yeah, yeah. Just tell me this Podunk town has a dry cleaner.”
Indignant, she replied, “Of course. Do you really think we wouldn't have at least a couple of . . .” She sighed. “Okay, there's one. Three towns over.”
“That's what I figured,” he grumbled as he started the car and turned the windshield wipers on full speed.
As he began to navigate down the hill toward the main road, the vehicle slipped sideways, off the pavement and into the weeds. After the third slide, his mutterings and grumblings turned to full-fledged cursing as the car's tires spun in the mud.
“I wouldn't say it was a bad idea, coming up here with you,” he said, “'cause we had a lot of fun. But let's just say, this sudden monsoon is a pain in the ass, and the thrill's fading fast.”
“I tend to agree,” she replied. “Only it's not the rain that has dampened my spirits. I can't get over that noise I heard.”
“What? That so-called splash?”
“It wasn't âso-called.' It
was
a splash. A big one. And I think it came from right around there,” she said, pointing to an area ahead and to the right of the road.
Like the place farther up the hill where lovers enjoyed increasing their town's meager population, the spot ahead was clear of trees and brush and provided an unobstructed view of the lake below.
More than a few of McGill's residents had been conceived there, as well. It was the number two favorite make-out spot and was frequently used when the primary nook higher up the hill was occupied.
“Pull over,” she said as they drew closer to the place in question. “I want to check it out.”
“Check what out?”
“Right there. Where the splash came from.”
Dirk slowed slightly. “I'm not pulling over anywhere. If I get off this road, we'll get stuck in the mud up to our axles and die up here.”
She rolled her eyes. “That's a bit overly dramatic, don't you think? The most dangerous things in these hills are raccoons and the occasional bobcat, and we're both armed.”
“And rattlesnakes and copperheads and cottonmouths andâ”
“Okay, okay.” Savannah could feel her skin crawl. She hated snakes and avoided thinking about them whenever possible. “I'm sure they're all safely tucked into their nice, dry snaky houses for the night.”
“Watching TV or playing video games with their kids, right? I think I've heard this little fantasy of yours before.”
“Hey, it works for me. Okay?” She reached over and poked him in the ribs. “Stop. You don't have to pull over. Just stop.”
“Savannah, you're not goin' on one of your wild-goose chases out here in a dark Georgia woods in the middle of a downpour.”
“Dirk,” she said in a deadly serious voice, barely above a whisper, “if you don't stop this vehicle this very second, I swear, I'm gonna give you grief about it all night long. I'll be lying there in bed next to you, tossing and turning and mumbling to myself, frettin' up a storm, and wondering what I might've seen if you'd only just stopped and humored me for one teeny, tiny second.”
He slammed on the brakes. The car slid a couple of feet and came to an abrupt halt.
“There,” he snapped. “Happy?”
“Plumb ecstatic.”
“Good.”
She knew he was mad. He was huffing and puffing like a bulldog who had just run a marathon, and unless they were in the final throes of passion, that was hardly ever a good sign.
Casting a quick sideways look at him, she was pretty sure she could see tendrils of smoke curling out of his nostrils. His face was an unpleasant shade of green in the dim glow of the dash lights.
“I'm just going to be a minute. Really,” she said in a voice far too sweet. “You'll see.”
He muttered something under his breath that she couldn't understand, and she figured that was probably a blessing.
She had managed to get her dress halfway on, but she quickly peeled it off again and laid it across the console between them.
“What the hell are you doing?” he said. “You asked me to stop so you could look and see . . . I don't know. . . . What? The splash you heard before? Well, I stopped. So
look
!”
She pointed to her side window, where nothing was visible but thick condensation on the inside of the car and rain streaming down the exterior. “Now you tell me. Can you see anything out that side window, boy? Can you? No, you can't. Even with those windshield wipers flappin' to beat the band, you can't see diddly-squat out the front, either.”
“Don't you dare roll that window down.”
“I'm not going to. Sheez. What kind of nitwit do you think I am?”
“Actually, I'm still trying to figure that out,” he grumbled.
“I heard that.”
“And will probably give me grief about that tonight, too, when I'm just trying to sleep. I put up with a lot off of you, girl.”
“I know, sugar. It's 'cause you're so sweet and love me so much.”
He growled.
She reached for the door handle and started to pull it.
“No!” He reached across her and grabbed her arm. “You are
not
getting out of this car, Savannah. You are
not
going out in this storm.”
She pulled the handle. The door swung open a couple of inches. The cold rain blew in and pelted against her side, stinging her bare skin.
He's right
, whispered an inner voice. She recognized the voice immediately. It was her higher spiritual self speaking.
Your husband is being sensible . . . for once. Follow his sound advice.
Then the other voice spoke. And it didn't whisper. It was loud and obnoxious.
Are you kidding? This is
Dirk
you're dealing with
, it said.
If you admit he's right now, you'll never hear the end of it. In for a penny, in for a pound. For Pete's sake, just bite the bullet and do it.
She steeled herself and flung the door open.
“I am
not
going to get out of this car and tromp around in the pouring down rain to protect you, Savannah,” he shouted. “I'm not. You are on your own.”
Grabbing her purse from the floorboard, she got out her Beretta and flashed it under his nose. “You didn't hear me requesting backup, now did you? If I chance to run into any marauding bobcats or rabid raccoons, I'll dispense with 'em all by my lonesome. That goes for copperheads and rattlers, too. So don't get your pecker stuck in your zipper over me.”
As she hurled her reluctant body out of the car and into the chilling rain, again attired in only her lingerie and Marietta's hooker heels, she heard her husband say, “Okay, but if you slip and fall off that cliff and break your neck, don't you come running back to me. . . .”