Kitty-Kitty, Bang-Bang (11 page)

He laughs. “You wanna see a muhfucka beg, that’s all. But, check this. I ain’t one for beggin’, but I’ve been makin’ you an exception, for now.”

I raise my brow. “Oh, puhleeeze. And then what?”

“And then I’ma have
you
beggin’. See you at six.” The muhfucka disconnects the call before I can open my mouth to say sumthin’ slick. I shake my head in disbelief. I’ve never had a nigga hang up on
me!
And here this muthafucka comes disconnectin’ me not once, but
twice,
in one damn day! The crazy shit is I feel like the nigga done struck a match on my clit and set my pussy on fire. My insides have gone up in flames, and the nigga got me wantin’ some’a that dick!

A
T EXACTLY SIX O’CLOCK, MY DOORBELL RINGS
. I
PURPOSEFULLY
take my time gettin’ to the door, not wantin’ to come off lookin’ all thirsty ’n anxious ’n whatnot. On some real shit, inside I am a nervous fuckin’ mess. The last muhfucka who came to my spot to pick me up ’n take me out on a date was Grant. I close my eyes. Picture him standin’ at the door. Remember how fine ’n sexy the nigga was; how I straddled up on that muhfucka, foggin’ up the windows of his whip, and let ’im slide his thick fingas deep in my pussy ’n fuck me ’til he had me feelin’ like I was bein’ dug out wit’ a dick.

Therrrssp! Therrrsp!
Those thoughts become replaced wit’ the nigga’s skull leakin’; blood splatterin’ up against the wall. The sound of the doorbell ringin’, followed by bangin’, snaps me back to the present. I catch myself starin’ at my reflection in the full-length wall mirror. I blink, blink again, shakin’ the shit off. I take a deep breath, peepin’ my wears; pleased wit’ my look. I decided to keep it cute in a red knee-grazin’ wrap dress and’a pair of black Manolo Blahnik six-inch, lace-up, cut-out boots. My titties pop just enough to let the nigga know what’s what. But, I ain’t pressed to be givin’ his ass too much sexiness, not all at once; only a taste.

I head downstairs. Take another deep breath, tellin’ myself to
relax, to keep it cute.
Bitch, get ya mind right, the nigga ain’t no-good; all he is is a hot meal and—
maybe,
a good fuck!
I swing open the door. He’s leanin’ up on the doorframe wit’ a huge smile plastered ’cross his face. His fitted hat is dropped down low, coverin’ his eyes.
This muhfucka
,” I think, steppin’ back and invitin’ ’im in,
wit’ his sexy ass.

“Damn, yo,” he says, removin’ his fitted and lettin’ his eyes roam my body. “You lookin’ good as hell, baby.” I give ’im the evil eye. He throws his hands up, grinnin’. “I know, I know. Quit callin’ you
baby
. For once, cut a cat some slack. You sexy, ma.”

I don’t know why bein’ alone wit’ this nigga has my nerves so rattled. I need a blunt and a shot’a sum nigga juice—Rèmy, Henny; sumthin’ dark and hard!
And a taste of this chocolate nigga’s dick milk,
I think, pressin’ a grin on my face. “Of course I am; I’m
that
bitch, thought you knew.”

He laughs. “Yeah, aiight.” His eyes wander ’round the living room. “Nice spot.”

“Thanks. Have a seat. I’ll be ready in two minutes.”

I catch the nigga lickin’ his lips. “You look
ready
now,” he says wit’ sex drippin’ from his tone.

“
Whaaaaat
eva,” I say, poppin’ my hips outta the room goin’ into my powder room to put on a coat of lipstick—sumthin’ I rarely wear, followed by a coat of lipgloss to give my lips that juicy, I’ll-suck-a-dick-all-night-long look.

When I step back into the room, he stands up, smilin’. I scan his wears, peep the ice drippin’ from his lobes and the rose gold Brera watch strapped to his wrist. He’s rockin’ faded True Religion jeans, a thin brown True Religion thermal-type shirt, and a pair of brown Prada lace-ups.

“Why you smilin’?” I ask, grabbin’ my Bottega Veneta. I let it drop in the crook of my arm.

He shakes his head. “Same reason you are.”

I suck my teeth, grabbin’ my keys. “Nigga, I ain’t smilin’.” I tell ’im to keep still while I set my alarm, then usher ’im out the door.

“Yeah, aiight,” he says, openin’ the door. He waits for me, then shuts it. “That’s what ya mouth says.” I roll my eyes, lockin’ the top lock.

“Whateva,” I say, followin’ him to his whip. Truth is the muhfucka’s right. A bitch
was
smilin’.

CHAPTER TEN

Puff, puff, pass…Blazin’ wit’ a sexy nigga…Gotta bitch feelin’ right…got ’er shiftin’ in ’er seat…pressin’ dem thighs… roamin’ ’er eyes…thinkin’ ’bout givin’ up da ass…fuckin’ ’im all night…then doin’ ’im dirty…like a real bitch should…toss da nigga out…’cause a bitch know he ain’t no fuckin’ good…

“So, where we goin’?” I ask, slidin’ into the passenger seat of his Range, then fastenin’ my seatbelt.

“You’ll see when we get there,” he says, flippin’ through his CD collection. “Tonight, I’m in charge.”

I laugh. “Nigga, trust, you only in charge ’cause I’m lettin’ you
think
you are.”

He turns his head in my direction, raisin’ his brow. “Like I said,
tonight
, I’m in charge. So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride, baby.”

I turn my head, lookin’ outta the window, actin’ like I ain’t beat for that shit he’s talkin’.

He laughs. “Oh, what? You poutin’ now?” He backs outta my driveway, then heads for the highway.

“Nope. I’m chillin’.”

“Oh, aiiight. That’s more like it, baby. Daddy got you.”

I cut my eyes at ’im, sittin’ back and foldin’ my arms ’cross my chest. “Oh, nigga, puhleeeze. Don’t even start. I told you ’bout that
baby
shit.”

He laughs. “Yo, chill. I’m tryna make you my baby, but you ain’t tryna act right.”

“Oh, trust. You can’t make me nuthin’ I ain’t tryna be,” I state, shootin’ ’im a look.

He grins.
Damn, this sexy muhfucka kinda reminds me of Grant
, I think, shiftin’ in my seat. True, he’s more aggressive and ’xtra cocky wit’ his, still the nigga’s swagger is right. “Yeah, aiight. You love talkin’ slick ’n shit, but it’s all good. I know what you need to get ya mind right, ma.”

Yeah, a stiff, thick dick.
“Ohhh realllllly? Do tell,” I say, shiftin’ in my seat to face ’im.

He pulls out a fat blunt, then sparks it. “Some’a this,” he takes two pulls, then passes it off. I take it straight to the head, leanin’ my head back on the headrest. I hold the weed smoke in my lungs, then slowly blow it out. “And this,” he adds, slidin’ a CD into the dashboard CD changer. He cracks the windows and sunroof.

A few seconds later, I hear Erykah Badu’s voice comin’ through the speakers. “20 Feet Tall” plays.

I turn my head toward ’im, grinnin’ as I pass ’im back the blunt. “Oh, shit, let me find out. What you know ’bout Erykah?”

“Don’t sleep, ma,” he says, glancin’ over at me. “I ain’t ya average type cat.”

“Mmmm, if you say so.”

“Nah, it’s what I know.”

“Well, since you know so much, is there anything else I need?”

He laughs, glancin’ over at me. “Yeah, but you ain’t gettin’ any of it ’til you start actin’ right.”

I laugh, chokin’ back weed smoke. “Keep it, nigga.”

“Yeah, aiight,” he says, laughin’. “Lucky for you, I’m tryna be a gentleman tonight.”

“No, lucky you,” I say back.

He keeps laughin’.
Laugh now, muhfuka,
I think, settlin’ back in my seat.
But when I’m done wit’cha ya ass I’ma have you grabbin’ da sheets like a lil’ bitch.

I hum to the beat. We pass the blunt back ’n forth, vibin’ to Erykah. I snap my fingas, and sway a bit when “Window Seat” starts to play, breakin’ the silence between us. “Did you see the video to this?” I ask.

“No doubt,” he says, keepin’ his eyes on the road. “She did her thing.”

I smirk, lookin’ at ’im. “Was you payin’ attention to the video, or to her juicy ass?”

He laughs. “Both.” He sparks another blunt. Takes a deep pull, then passes it to me. After a moment of silence, he asks outta the blue, “So what kinda niggas you into?” I choke, shiverin’. Chills go through me when he asks this. He looks over at me. “Yo, you aiight over there?”

I nod, still coughin’. “Yeah, I’m good,” I tell ’im, but I’m not. The nigga’s question got me shook. That’s the exact same question Grant had asked the night he picked me up to take me to Mr. Chow. Right outta the blue, ’exactly like this nigga did.

“Why, you puttin’ in an application,” I hear myself sayin’ as I stare’ at ’im; expectin’ to see Grant sittin’ behind the wheel instead of him. I hear myself repeatin’ word for word the same shit I had told Grant. “I’m into niggas who ain’t scared of pussy; a nigga who knows how’ta eat it up and beat it up.” I blink. See that it’s still him sittin’ there; that a bitch’s startin’ to bug. “I’m into real niggas who do real things; niggas who don’t cheat, beat or mistreat,” I decide to tell ’im. I ain’t gonna front. The haze gotta a bitch feelin’ mad frisky sittin’ next to this nigga. But I’ma keep it cute.

“I feel you.”

I stare at ’im. “How many chicks you creepin’ wit’?”

“None,” he says, smirkin’.

“Whatchu grinnin’ for?”

“’Cause I know where this is goin’.”

“Oh, really? And where’s that?”

“I’m single, ma. So, no…I don’t creep. And I don’t cheat; and I never have.”

“Okay, smart ass, then let me rephrase the question. How many hoes you fuckin’?”

“At the moment?” I suck my teeth, shootin’ him a “yeah nigga” look. He laughs. “You really wanna know?”

“Yeah, nigga. And keep it gully. How many bitches you runnin’ ya dick in?”

I can see the nigga countin’ in his head. “Six, seven, off and on; two on a regular, though.” I ask if that’s the most he’s fucked. He tells me no. Tells me he’s fucked up to twenty-seven bitches in a year. Tells me he’s had threesomes and foursomes.
OhmyGod, this nigga’s real loose wit’ da dick; a nasty whore wit’ his!

“Oh, so you slingin’ da dick all over da place, huh?”

“Nah, I wouldn’t say all that. I’m doin’ me; gettin’ it in whenever, wherever.”

“Raw?”
I ask, raisin’ my brow.

He takes his eyes off the road, frownin’. “Hell, naw. I ain’t that kinda nigga. I wrap it up before I tap it up; no exceptions. The chick who gets this dick naked is gonna be the chick I’m wifin’; real talk. And a muhfucka don’t see that happenin’ anytime soon, so I’ma keep gettin’ it in, one hole, one stroke, one nut, at’a time.”

“Mmmm,” is the only thing I say, lookin’ outta the window bobbin’ my head to Erykah’s “Love.”

He lowers the volume. “So, who you got hittin’ that?”

“What?” I question, turnin’ to face ’im, frontin’ like I don’t know what he’s talkin’ ’bout.

“You heard me the first time. Who you got knockin’ them walls?” I tell ’im no one in particular. “Oh, word? So, when’s the last time you had some dick in ya life?”

“A few weeks ago.”

“Did the nigga dick you right?”

I replay the afternoon of fuckin’ Tone out in my head, remember how I dug the nigga’s neck out wit’ my nails. How I couldn’t get my nut wit’out thinkin’ ’bout blood. Although it wasn’t the greatest fuck, fuckin’ the muhfucka definitely made a bitch realize how badly I missed havin’ a nigga to crawl up on; how much I’ve missed havin’ this pussy stroked. How I’ve missed the touch of a real nigga who knows how’ta handle a real bitch. And keepin’ shit real, it forced a bitch to realize ’xactly how bad I miss fuckin’ a nigga, then snatchin’ the muhfucka’s last breath right before he nutted.

For some reason, images of Grant’s thick dick flash through my head. Flashes of sweaty, knee-bucklin’, all-night-long, fuckin’ take over and a bitch can almost feel him bangin’ this pussy from the back; tip-drillin’ and slammin’ his thick dick in ’n outta my hot, sticky snatch; slow fuckin’ it, deep fuckin’ it; runaway train fuckin’ it; my hips grindin’ ’n windin’; feelin’ his warm, gooey cream, slide down into my asshole, drippn’ along the back of my pussy. The memory gotta bitch in heat. I cross my legs, try ’n pinch off the stirrin’ in my clit.

I clear my throat, take this nigga in. Dark dreamy chocolate muhfucka wit’ deep spinnin’ waves that can make a bitch sea sick. Dark brown eyes…thick full lips, thick nose, and big-ass hands.
And the nigga’s bow-legged! Yeah, but the muhfucka’s a dog!

“Yo,” he says, tappin’ me on the leg, “you aiight over there? Let me find out that smoke got you zonin’.”

“Nigga, puhleeeze…I’m good. This shit you got is a tease.”

He laughs. “Yeah, aiight. Well, answer the question. Did the muhfucka beat them walls up?”

“It was aiight. I mean, it wasn’t nuthin’ to write home about, but the nigga wasn’t no slouch, either. I fucked ’im once and knew he wasn’t gettin’ da pussy again, so I wasn’t keepin’ a scorecard on his stroke game. He did what I needed ’im to do for that moment, and there you have it.”

“Oh, aiight. I feel you. So who you got lined up to hit that the next go round?”

I laugh. “Don’t be tryna monitor how I dish out my pussy, muhfucka. But to answer ya question, no one. Why?”

He laughs. “Maybe I’m tryna get next. You gotta problem wit’ that?”

I roll my eyes, suckin’ my teeth. “Next question.”

“Yeah, aiight. Why you don’t have a man?”

’Cause da nigga’s dead
, I think, runnin’ my hand through the back of my hair, keepin’ my stare locked on ’im. “Nigga, why you think?”

He laughs. “’Cause ya fine-ass is evil as hell.”

“Whateva…wrong answer. ’Cause a nigga don’t define me; next.”

“You lookin’ for a man?”

“Nope; now what?”

He hits me wit’ a sexy grin, passin’ me the blunt. “Aiight, next question. How many niggas have you let run up in you?”

I tilt my head. Tellin’ this muhfucka the truth ain’t an option. The nigga would think I’ma bona-fide slut-bucket if I did. Fuck what ya heard. I was a cock slayer; and yeah a bitch slutted for the dick. But my name ain’t out there in the streets; one’a the advantages of shuttin’ a muhfucka’s lights out.
Almost e’ery muhfucka I bodied; too many to count
. And plenty more who lapped at
this clit and gobbled up this sweet, juicy pussy. I decide to spit a buncha half-truths. “With da exception of the muhfucka I fucked recently, da niggas I let run up in me are the same niggas who I was fuckin’ wit’ on da regular.”