Kleinzeit (11 page)

Schwarzgang maybe, he thought walking from the Underground to his flat. Maybe Schwarzgang was the eccentric millionaire who laid on STAFF ONLYS for the yellow-paper men, maybe Schwarzgang had himself been a yellow-paper man who, old and broken now, passed on the torch while blipping in his bed, revoked failed Redbeard’s privileges and sent someone to drop the key in Kleinzeit’s glockenspiel lid. Kleinzeit saw in his mind a dedication: To my friend Schwarzgang, who … Dedication of what? Ah!
Kleinzeit winked at the golden windows of the evening. Wait and see.

He made scrambled eggs for supper, smiled as he thought of the yellow paper waiting for him, how he would throw himself upon it like a tiger. Rape. The yellow paper would love it. Redbeard simply hadn’t been man enough. He dawdled over his coffee, took his time clearing up.

Kleinzeit went into the living-room rubbing his hands and chuckling, lit the candle, stripped the flimsy Ryman bag from the yellow paper. The yellow paper lay before him naked. Yes yes oh yes, it murmured. Never like this before, no one like you before. Yes yes oh yes. Now now now.

Plenty of time, said Kleinzeit. No hurry. He covered the yellow paper, emptied the ashtray, put Thucydides on the plain deal table and read by candlelight. It’s there, he thought. When I’m ready I’ll take it. No hurry, plenty of time.

In the book the Corinthian fleet engaged the Corcyraeans at dawn off Sybota. Kleinzeit smelled the salt morning on the Aegean. The rowers’ benches, the oar looms, the rigging would be cold and wet with dew, the white foam hissing past the pointed rams, the striped sails on the dawn-grey sea growing large on the horizon. He lost the reality of it in the printed details, emerged on page 67 to find that both sides claimed the victory and put up a trophy on Sybota. Kleinzeit shook his head, he had expected things to be more clearly defined in the ancient world. I’ll be with you in a minute, he said to the yellow paper, went on reading. On page 75 the Corinthian representative said to the Spartans:

‘… you have never yet tried to imagine what sort of people these Athenians are against whom you will have to fight – how much, indeed how completely different from you. An Athenian is always an innovator, quick to form a resolution and quick at carrying it out.

That’s the way to be, thought Kleinzeit.

‘You, on the other hand, are good at keeping things as they are; you never originate an idea, and your action tends to stop short of its aim. Then again, Athenian daring will outrun its own resources; they will take risks against their better judgement, and still, in the midst of danger, remain confident.

From now on that’s how I’m going to be, said Kleinzeit to Thucydides.

‘But your nature is always to do less than you could have done, to mistrust your own judgement, however sound it may be, and to assume that dangers will last forever.

Really, said Kleinzeit, I haven’t done all that badly. I bought the glockenspiel, fell in love with Sister, left the hospital, made
£
3.27 today all by myself, sold poems.

‘Think of this, too: while you are hanging back, they never hesitate; while you stay at home, they are always abroad; for they think that the farther they go the more they will get, while you think that any movement may endanger what you have already. If they win a victory, they follow it up at once, and if they suffer a defeat, they scarcely fall back at all. As for their bodies, they regard them as expendable for their city’s sake, as though they were not their own;

Look here, said Kleinzeit, I
am
expending my body. Didn’t I leave the hospital without the operation? God knows at what rate I’m falling apart now. You can’t say I’m not being Athenian.

‘but each man cultivates his own intelligence, again with a view to doing something notable for his city. If they aim at something and do not get it, they think
that they have been deprived of what belonged to them already; whereas, if their enterprise is successful, they regard that success as nothing compared to what they will do next.

I promise, said Kleinzeit to his dead mother, I’ll be, I’ll make, I’ll do. You’ll be proud of me.

‘Suppose they fail in some undertaking; they make good the loss immediately by setting their hopes in some other direction. Of them alone it may be said that they possess a thing almost as soon as they have begun to desire it, so quickly with them does action follow upon decision. And so they go on working away in hardship and danger all the days of their lives, seldom enjoying their possessions because they are always adding to them. Their view of a holiday is to do what needs doing; they prefer hardship and activity to peace and quiet. In a word, they are by nature incapable of either living a quiet life themselves or of allowing anyone else to do so.’

Right, said Kleinzeit. Enough. He opened the door of the yellow paper’s cage, and it sprang upon him. Over and over they rolled together, bloody and roaring. Doesn’t matter what the title is to start with, he said, anything will do. HERO, I’ll call it. Chapter I. He wrote the first line while the yellow paper clawed his guts, the pain was blinding. It’ll kill me, said Kleinzeit, there’s no surviving this. He wrote the second line, the third, completed the first paragraph. The roaring and the blood stopped, the yellow paper rubbed purring against his leg, the first paragraph danced and sang, leaped and played on the green grass in the dawn.

Up the Athenians, said Kleinzeit, and went to sleep.

Kleinzeit woke up scared, thought of the paragraph, felt it towering in him like a tremendous wave, rushing, rushing, rushing forward, too much? Steady, he said to himself. Think Athenian. Oars flashing, beaked ships cleaving the sea, he went to the wardrobe for his tracksuit and running shoes. No tracksuit, no running shoes. He’d forgotten the big clean-up. Never mind, he said, took his hoplites out for a walk on the embankment where he did his morning running.

Brown and yellow leaves lay heaped against the parapet. Winter coming, darkness in the light. Grey river, grey sky, quiet men black against the grey with shovels and yellow sand, levelling up the paving stones. A gilt-faced statue of Thomas More. A string of motor cruisers, heavy with the responsibilities of pleasure, moored to orange buoys. A dredge bucketing up the river bottom. A green bronze statue of a naked girl. The greyness around her quivered in its stillness, held its breath. What if the great towering wave stops rushing forward, thought Kleinzeit. What then?

A tremendous lorry came to a stop beside him and stood there puttering. ‘How do I get to your place?’ said the driver.

‘What for?’ said Kleinzeit.

‘Blimey, I’ve got to deliver this lot, haven’t I?’

‘What is it?’ said Kleinzeit.

‘What’s it to you?’

‘Don’t think I’m just going to accept any shipment that comes along.’

‘You the one that’s waiting for it then?’

‘Depends what it is,’ said Kleinzeit.

‘Mortal terror,’ said the driver. The lorry was about a quarter of a mile long, had a sign on its rear end, LONG VEHICLE.

‘Right,’ said Kleinzeit. ‘Turn left over the bridge, second right before the lights, second lights after the left, third roundabout after the diversion, first left right after
The Green Man
on the corner.’ That should lose him nicely in Battersea, thought Kleinzeit, give me at least an hour’s start.

‘Would you mind going through that again?’ said the driver.

‘I’ll do my part again if you do yours,’ said Kleinzeit. ‘What was the first thing you said?’

The driver looked at Kleinzeit carefully, lit a cigarette, inhaled deeply. ‘I said how do I get to Moor Place.’

‘And you said you were delivering … ?’

‘From Morton Taylor. You some kind of inspector or something?’

‘Sorry,’ said Kleinzeit. ‘I hear funny.’ He sneaked a look at the side of the lorry. There was the name in letters three feet high, harmless enough: MORTAL TERROR. ‘Moor Place is somewhere in the City,’ he said. ‘You have to turn round and go back the way you came, right along the embankment past Blackfriars Bridge and into Victoria Street, then ask from there.’

‘Cheers,’ said the driver. The lorry moved on.

‘My pleasure,’ said Kleinzeit. He walked on past the landmarks of his running, past the bridge, the telephone kiosk, the traffic lights, to the street that led to a pharmaceutical garden. There he turned and went back, thinking Athenian, paragraph, and key. In the distance ahead, through the brown leaves and the yellow, phantom children no longer his walked away. That’s how we do it, said Memory. Everybody walking away.

I forgot how things wait by the river in the mornings, said Kleinzeit. He quickly thought as Athenian as possible,
formed his hoplites into a thin red line ahead of him, marched home, had breakfast, took his chair pad, glockenspiel, Thucydides, yellow paper, poems and paragraph, put the key in his pocket and went into the Underground.

In the train he read about the siege of Plataea, the Peloponnesians building a mound on the outside, the Plataeans raising the wall on the inside. No cowards in those days, thought Kleinzeit. And they weren’t even Athenians.

At his place in the corridor he taped his two poems to the wall and wrote two new ones: a green bronze girl poem and a Morton Taylor poem. He rather fancied the last two lines of the second one:

Walk in danger, walk in error,
Walk ahead in Morton Taylor.

Esoteric, thought Kleinzeit. Keep them guessing. While he was sitting cross-legged writing on the yellow paper a young couple stopped in front of him. Great big orange back-packs, jeans, ankhs hanging from their necks, shoes for walking across continents.

‘Do you tell fortunes?’ said the girl.

‘All the time,’ said Kleinzeit. ‘50p.’

‘Come on, Karen,’ said the boy.

‘Tell our fortune,’ said Karen. She gave Kleinzeit sop.

‘Right,’ said Kleinzeit. ‘Write your names on the yellow paper.’

They wrote their names: Karen and Peter. Kleinzeit tore up the paper, shook up the bits, let them fall to the floor, shifted them about.

‘Travel,’ he said.

‘No kidding,’ said Peter.

‘Searching,’ said Kleinzeit. ‘A tangled way, a long seeking, many findings. A place of sowing and harvesting. Candlelight, home-baked bread, fellowship with like
minded seekers, harmony with self and environment. Peace, but always the inner seeking.’

‘Together?’ said Karen.

‘Together,’ said Kleinzeit, ‘but not necessarily in the same place.’

‘Fantastic,’ said Karen.

‘Shit,’ said Peter. They went away.

Fast 50p, thought Kleinzeit, and wrote up a yellow paper poster:

Two ladies showed up next, both in black trouser suits. The larger of the two was very tall and broad, looked like the captain of a clipper ship, had short grey hair, a dangling cigarette. ‘Let’s go, Emily,’ she said as the other paused. ‘I want to get to American Express before it closes.’

‘But you always want to get somewhere whenever I stop for a minute,’ said Emily, smiling at Kleinzeit. She was delicate-looking, younger than the other, looked as if she might be a favourite with the crew of the ship the large lady was captain of. ‘Poems,’ she said. ‘Fortunes told. What do you suppose is ahead for us?’

‘You’d know that sooner than he,’ said the large lady.

Emily bought a poem and their fortune. Kleinzeit predicted change and fulfilment. The captain lit another cigarette from the one she was smoking. Emily looked dreamy as they walked away.

Curious, thought Kleinzeit. The people who want the future predicted are the ones whose future seems predictable.

An elderly American couple next. Two poems and their fortune. Kleinzeit looked at their hand-made sandals, hand-knitted socks, the western leather thong tie around the man’s neck, his formidable photographic equipment, three-foot telephoto lens. New growth in the personal development
area, said Kleinzeit. Possibly the arts. Ceramics, maybe. Graphics. He decided on the spot always to call crafts arts and photography graphics. They were astonished at his insight.

A lull followed, Kleinzeit’s first chance that morning to play the glockenspiel and think about the key. It’s going to be today, he thought. The person who dropped the key will speak to me today. He kept his mind away from the thought of the next paragraph he was going to write. Let it happen. Somewhere a voice yelled Hoo hoo, let it happen, happen, happen.

Business boomed again.
£
3.53 by lunch time. Kleinzeit was paid for music, poems, fortunes. It’s all a matter of thinking big, he realized, and considered raising the poems to 15p. No, he decided. People pay big for fortunes but not for poems. Let the poems be a bargain.

Late in the afternoon a fading lady appeared. Fifty cats and some sooty geraniums in a window box was Kleinzeit’s guess. Two meals a day and a diary in purple ink. Too poor for a fortune, and 10p for a poem would eat into the cat food. Let her have a free listen, he thought, and did a
Dies Irae
variation on the green turtle theme.

‘Yesterday,’ said the lady, ‘I passed this way and gave you money.’

Must’ve been one of the 2p customers, thought Kleinzeit. ‘Thank you,’ he said.

‘I think I may have dropped a key as well,’ said the lady.

Very good, thought Kleinzeit. Wonderful. That’s that. It’s nothing, really. Only a flesh wound. He hadn’t been aware of the towering wave rushing forward in him all day but it must have been because now it broke, dropped him down, down, down among the dead men at the bottom of the ocean. Bones and muck but no treasure. Solid black. Kleinzeit smiled, took the key out of his pocket and gave it to the lady.

‘Yes,’ she said, ‘that’s it. Thank you so muck’

‘You’re welcome,’ said Kleinzeit. She didn’t know how to stay, didn’t know how to go. He smelled the sooty geraniums, the cats.

‘Quite a long time ago I knew a young man who played the glockenspiel in a regimental band,’ she said. ‘I’ve never seen anyone busking with one before.’ She prised open her tiny purse with wintry-looking fingers, furtively dropped a coin. ‘Thank you so much,’ she said, and turned to go.