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Lady, Go Die!
Mike Hammer [17]
Spillane, Mickey
Random House Inc Clients (2012)
Tags:
Max Alan Collins, Mike Hammer
Max Alan Collinsttt Mike Hammerttt
When Hammer and Velda
go on vacation to a Long Island beach town, Hammer becomes embroiled in
the mystery of a missing well-known New York party girl who lives
nearby. When the woman turns up naked - and dead - astride the statue of
a horse in the town square, Hammer feels compelled to investigate.
Mickey Spillane's lost 1940s Mike Hammer novel, written between
 I, the Jury
 and 
My Gun Is Quick
and never before published! Completed by Spillane's friend and literary executor Max Allan Collins,
Lady, Go Die
 is finally making its way into print almost 70 years after its inception!
LADY,
GO
DIE!

A MIKE HAMMER NOVEL

MICKEY SPILLANE

and

MAX ALLAN COLLINS
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Lady, Go Die!: A Mike Hammer Novel

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LADY, GO DIE!

A MIKE HAMMER NOVEL

FOR OTTO PENZLER

who came through for Mickey

Contents

Co-Author’s Note

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

CO-AUTHOR’S NOTE

A week before his death, Mickey Spillane told his wife Jane, “When I’m gone, there’s going to be a treasure hunt around here. Take everything you find and give it to Max—he’ll know what to do.” I can imagine no greater honor.

Half a dozen substantial Mike Hammer novel manuscripts were found among a wealth of unpublished material.
Lady, Go Die!
constituted perhaps the most exciting find. Initially, I thought the brittle, yellow single-spaced pages were an earlier draft of
The Twisted Thing
(published 1966, but written much earlier), because of the shared small-town setting and a few character names. As I read the manuscript, I realized this was something quite special—the unfinished
second
Mike Hammer novel.

The famous first Hammer,
I, the Jury
, written in 1945 but published in 1947, was presented as a post-war adventure. I have honored that continuity here, although the partial manuscript I worked from (circa 1945 itself) originally contained references to World War Two as ongoing. Why Mickey set
Lady, Go Die!
aside, we can never know. But in my biased opinion, it was a yarn well worth finishing.

M.A.C.

CHAPTER ONE

They were kicking the hell out of the little guy.

Halfway down the alley between two wooden storefront buildings, shadows in the moonlight did an evil dance, three goons circling around a whimpering pile of bones down on the gravel. The big guys seemed to be trying for field goals, their squirming prey pulled in on himself like a barefoot fetus in a ragged t-shirt and frayed dungarees. Blood soaked through the white cotton like irregular polka dots, and moans accelerated into ragged screams whenever a hard-toed shoe put one between the goal posts.

“Mike,” Velda whispered, grasping my arm.

Two of the baggy-suit bastards had hats jammed on their skulls, the other one, the biggest, was bare-headed with a butch cut so close to the scalp he might have been bald.

I said a nasty word, took a last drag on the cig and sent it spinning into the deserted street. I slipped out of my sportcoat and handed it to my raven-haired companion, who was frowning at me, though those big beautiful brown eyes stayed wide. I held up a hand to her like a crossing guard, and she just nodded.

“Where
is
the dame?” the bare-headed brute demanded. “We
played games long enough, Poochie! You must’ve seen
something
!”

Like the man said, it was none of my business. I was on a weekend getaway with my lovely secretary, trying to ease the pressure of big city life. Just before ten p.m. we’d arrived in Sidon, eighty miles out on Long Island, a little recreational hamlet in Suffolk County. We left my heap in the hotel lot and were having a nice cool evening stroll along the boardwalk, checking out the two-block business section of a little burg that had already gone to bed.

“You wanna die tonight, Poochie?” the big guy was saying. He had three inches on my six feet, and forty pounds on my one-ninety, and there was fat on him, but muscle, too.

And the hell of it was, I knew the son of a bitch.

“You can die right here, Poochie! We’ll drop your sorry butt in a hole in the woods somewhere, no one the wiser.”

I let the moonlight frame me in the mouth of the alley as I said, “You haven’t changed much, Dekkert. Little fatter.”

His bully boy associates froze; one in mid-kick almost lost his balance. That was worth a grin.

“Who is that?” Dekkert asked, turning toward me with that stubbly bullet head like a badly superimposed photo over his bulky body. He’d been handsome once, a real lady killer, before his nose became a nebulous thing that had been broken past resemblance to any standard breathing apparatus.

Once by me.

“I heard you were back in the cop business,” I said. “I just didn’t know Sidon was the lucky winner. You won the sweepstakes yourself when Pat Chambers didn’t get your fat ass tossed in
the pokey, for all the graft you took.”

“...Hammer?”

I was within a few feet of them now—him and his two cronies, a skinny one whose kicks couldn’t have hurt much and a broad-shouldered one with the stupid features of a high school star athlete too dumb to land a college scholarship.

Dekkert moved away from his victim, who was curled up crying. He faced me, close enough that I could smell the onions. “What are
you
doing in Sidon, Hammer?”

“Just a little getaway.”

“Come back in a couple of weeks, after the season starts. Show you a good time.”

“Like you’re showing
that
poor little bastard?”

He thumped my chest with a thick finger.

“This is police business, Hammer. Official interrogation in a missing persons case. Why don’t you roll on down the road? Wilcox is a more year-round kind of place than Sidon.”

He gave me a gentle shove.

“So long, Hammer.”

I laughed. “Police business, huh? Usually interrogations take place at police headquarters. Or is this alley the new Sidon HQ?”

This shove wasn’t so gentle.

“So
long
, Hammer.”

The right I sent into his pan would have broken that nose if there had been enough cartilage left to matter. But the blow still managed to send ribbons of scarlet streaming from his nostrils and down his surprised expression. My left doubled him over, and then my right and left clasped in prayer to smash him on the back
of his fat neck, sending him onto the alley floor in a sprawling belly flop.

I was on his back, rubbing his face in the gravel, when his two clowns tried to haul me up and off. An elbow in the athlete’s balls took the fight right out of him, and a sideways kick into the skinny one sent him careening to hit the alley wall like I tossed a load of kindling there. Skinny boy slid down and sat and thought about his lot in life.

I chuckled to myself, wiping my hands off on the back of Dekkert’s suitcoat. The little beaten-up figure down the alley was silent, like a child in its crib sleeping sound. The alley dead-ended in a wooden fence, so he wasn’t going anywhere.

Still on his belly, Dekkert was the one doing the whimpering and moaning now, and so were his boys. I took the guns off all three of them, since my rod was in my suitcase, and rained slugs onto the gravel out of three Police Special revolvers before I tossed each of them with one-two-three clunks on the gravel, their cylinders hanging out, near their fallen owners.

The skinny one found his voice. “We’re... we’re
cops
...”

“Nah. You jokers aren’t cops. You’re hick rake-off artists.”

The guy I’d kicked in the nuts was sitting up, hunkered, hands in his lap like he was taking inventory. He spoke with the quaver of a spanked kid.

“You... you better leave town right
now
, Mister.”

“Go to hell. I know my legal rights. Three shifty-looking characters were beating up some helpless joe, and I put a stop to it.”

Dekkert had rolled over, but otherwise was not making a move. Bits of gravel were imbedded in his face and his forehead was
scratched like a cat got at it. His nose had stopped bleeding but the lower half of his puss was a smear of red mingled with the yellow of puke on his lips.

Just like the last time he screwed with me.

“If you want me,” I said, tossing them a friendly wave, “I’ll be at the Sidon Arms.”

I went over to the small, battered prone figure they had called Poochie. I helped him to his feet, gently, and he whimpered some more, but his round-ish face—a child’s not quite formed face—looked up at me, eyes bright with both tears and relief, and made a smile out of puffy, blood-caked lips.

“Thanks, mister. Who... who
are
you?”

“Why, I’m the Lone Ranger, kid. And wait till you get a load of Tonto.”

* * *

Pulling the trigger had been easy. Living with it had been hard. Crazy rage got replaced with a joyless emptiness. No emotion, no feeling. I felt as dead as the one I’d shot.

I had evened the score for a friend but the cost had been high—a woman I loved was dead, and the bullet that sent the killer to hell had along the way punched a gaping hole in my soul. I tried to fill it with booze, or at least cauterize the damn thing, spending most of my evenings at Joe Mast’s joint, trying not to fall off a bar stool and usually failing. But it hadn’t worked. Nothing worked.

My best friend in the world, Pat Chambers, was a cop. We had been on the NYPD together, till my hot head got me assigned to
a desk where I soon traded in my badge for a private license and a shingle that said, “Hammer Investigating Agency.”

I couldn’t stay a cop. All those rules and regulations drove me bugs. I had a more direct method for dealing with the bastards that preyed upon society—I just killed their damn asses. Killed them in a way that was nice and legal. Self-defense, it’s called, and it catches in the craw of your typical self-righteous judge, but none of them and nobody else could do a damn thing about it. They couldn’t even take my license away. Because I knew just how to play it.

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