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Authors: Nick Spalding

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A story of the thinking dead!

"My name is Jim Monroe and I am a zombie.

"My natural life on this planet has ceased and I've been re-animated to stalk the world as a pale, hollow imitation of my former self.

"I'm different from my undead brethren though... I'm a zombie with a brain.

"This is the short, shocking story of how I came to be this way."

Dogs Of War

Giving interactive gameplay a whole new meaning...

Disaster
.

Epic.Huge. Unmitigated.
Disaster
.

Zack Hampton's beloved Gamestation console has just committed electronic suicide - right in the middle of a hectic Dogs Of War Team Deathmatch.

Where the hell is he supposed to find another one the week before Christmas? All the shops have sold out!

Imagine Zack's delight when he stumbles on a quaint Christmas shop, run by the enigmatic Mister Fix... and discovers a unique 'special edition' Gamestation on sale for a bargain price.

Following a very strange conversation with the old shopkeeper, the teenager buys the console and rushes home to rejoin the online mayhem as quickly as possible.

This Gamestation really is
very
special though - and Zack is about to take part in a game of Dogs Of War he is never going to forget...

Spine Slaughter

When hedgehogs attack!

On a warm summer day the village of Wincing On Thames is attacked by the most unlikely of monsters. Hoards of deadly hedgehogs are on the loose and out for blood. Can ASBO wielding Jason, Scab the punk and their friends survive the onslaught?

Warning: This story contains gore, profanity and gratuitous nudity... there's a children's tea party at the beginning though, so something for everyone, I think.

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