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"A crook is a crook," he told his men that night. "And if he's carrying a badge like the dude I shot, he's the worst crook of all. If they point guns at us we're gonna point right back. Maybe we're sick and tired a thieving Mexican cops sticking guns in our faces. Right, fuckers?"

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After the Tamez shooting, the newspaper stories and television reports just kept coming. The Barfers were even staging reenactments for the benefit of TV crews. The reporters were hungry for
anything
these hardball border rats were up to. The rescue at the tunnels was rehashed, and other stories of Sergeant Manny Lopez the Gunslinger. A goddamn
saint
whose hand was kissed by a woman kneeling in the dust. The other Barfers wondered if Manny was going to get anointed. Or maybe he'd start making weekly appearances in a fucking
grotto
.

Some of the veterans like Eddie Cervantes would say, "Weren't
we
there? What's it say about us? Manny and his
men
. Shit."

But Joe Castillo worshiped Manny Lopez and it showed. Pretty soon the young cop was wearing silk body shirts with collars like the wings on a 747, unbuttoned to his shoelaces to display the dangling gold chains and religious medal. Not only did he dress like Manny but he'd begun to smoke Santa Fe Corona Grandes. He drank Chivas Regal when he didn't even like the stuff.

At one of their impromptu Barf parties Manny guzzled five shots of mescal in one minute to show them how big his
huevos
were. Joe Castillo tried it and kissed the porcelain at one. Manny Lopez had to be driven home at 8:30 A.M. but dragged himself to the Barf softball game that day wherein the canyon crawlers, wearing pukey yellow caps with BARF on the front, managed to lose to another police team by only one run, mescal or not. Oh, these bandit busters were becoming something
more
than macho.

Then of course they celebrated their near win with more booze, and Joe Castillo, who was trim and fit and who knew something about boxing and martial arts, stood up and shrugged and squirmed and gestured with his long, fluttering fingers and went through his entire repertoire of body language before making an announcement: "My whole body is a weapon!" after which he passed out cold. It wasn't easy becoming police department legends and media darlings.

It was a very active month. With spring approaching and the weather getting milder, they were out there—the aliens, the Barfers, the bandits—all the symbiotic creatures of the canyons.

On one Saturday night in March near the northern slope of the upper soccer field, just one hour after the sunset, two men approached the varsity team of Manny Lopez, Eddie Cervantes and Tony Puente, who were joined by Fred Gil that night. As the Barfers descended a trail to Deadman's Canyon, the two shapes drifted ever closer and loomed, shaggy and smelling like
garbage
. The Barfers squatted in submission and one of the shapes came forward and said, "Give me a cigarette."

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Manny complied, handing him a Mexican cigarette, and the other said, "Me too." They smoked silently for a moment and the first one said, "Give me some money for a drink."

"I only have a little for my journey north," Manny said in his diffident alien voice, and that was all it took.

The second man grabbed Manny by the collar of his jacket, placed a blade to his spinal cord and said they would be requiring either his money or his balls. The robbery attempt was not unusual except that it presaged an unusual turn of events. Whether the Barfers' growing legend had something to do with it or not, the robbers were definitely eschewing foreplay. They were leaping immediately into armed attacks. This particular robbery presaged something else—an attitude on the part of Manny Lopez toward imminent deadly threat. With the blade literally at the nape of his neck, there in the darkness—smelling what? garbage?—his right eyebrow squiggled into, the most perfect question mark his partners had ever seen. Manny Lopez rolled his eyes in mock terror and said, "Please, sir!
He
has the money!" pointing to Tony Puente, who was squatting three feet away.

At the moment when Tony Puente and Eddie Cervantes and Fred Gil were pumping adrenaline by the gallon it didn't mean much. Not until later. Because they could almost see the freaking mischief in Manny's little eye under that eyebrow. A guy was about to separate a piece of body rope that could turn him into a dangling puppet, and Manny was not just figuring a way out, he was trying to get a
laugh
. Of course, after the bandit bought Manny's act and rushed at Tony Puente, Manny Lopez said, "
Sabes que
, motherfucker?"

The last thing the bandit heard clearly was "Barf!" Because then he was being pistolwhipped, stomped, slugged, handcuffed, arrested. The boys had a giggle after hours that night telling what Manny had said. It was good for a chuckle until one thought of it soberly. In Deadman's Canyon in the dark of the night?

With a blade at his spinal cord? Manny can go for a yuk? He
had
to be as scared as the others.
Didn't
he?

Toward the end of the month when the weather was very tolerable, Patricia Ramirez decided it was time to go north and find work. She was twenty-four years old, without skills or education, and reasoned that she was too old to be barely feeding herself in file://C:\Documents and Settings\tim\Desktop\books to read\Wambaugh, Joseph - Lines a... 11/20/2009

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Tijuana. If she was to have a chance in life she had to go. Patricia Ramirez, like most of the others who crossed the canyons at night, wanted
more
and was brave enough to try for it. It wasn't difficult to find traveling companions on the streets of Tijuana, and it would be foolhardy for a woman to attempt the crossing alone. She barely knew the two pollos she found herself with that night. One was a Tijuana transient and the other, from Jalisco, looked like a
campesino
. They were about her age and seemed strong, and she hoped they might provide her with protection if a guide or, God forbid, a bandit should try to take advantage.

At twilight they were near the borderline about a mile east of the point of entry. There was the unusual carnival atmosphere in the canyons on this clear night as the army of aliens prepared to cross. The three young people stood tensely by a bustling grocery store near the border debating whether they could afford to waste their money on a strawberry soda pop, since mouths got very dry waiting for darkness.

Patricia Ramirez saw four men watching them. One of the men smiled at her. She didn't like his smile, not one bit. They didn't have the docile look of pollos. The smiling man approached and asked if they had any marijuana.

Of course they did not, but the man, still smiling, said, "Then give me some
money
, little sister."

Just like that. And they weren't even in the canyons yet.

They hadn't set foot on United States soil. They were on an unpaved street in their own country. These bandits weren't playing the game fair and square. They were supposed to wait until the pollos were in the United States before they ambushed them. Patricia Ramirez had exactly 4 U.S. dollars to get her to Los Angeles for some kind of work. She hesitated but gave the man one of her dollars, avoiding his eyes when he touched her. Then he asked her two male companions for money and they silently gave him a few of their wadded U.S. bank notes.

The sun dropped behind the hills. It was time to go. Pollos kissed friends and family and yelled nervous farewells. Patricia Ramirez had not gotten five hundred yards into the darkness when she saw the smiling man again. He was blocking a trail. He had appeared in the night like a ghost. He was still smiling when he said, "Now give us
everything
." Then the smiling man's three companions jumped down onto the narrow trail and she got shoved away from her companions. Hands searched her expertly in the darkness while she tried not to cry. She felt her wristwatch going. It had cost her 30 American dollars, months of saving. She felt the necklace slide from her neck. It had cost her $6 in Tijuana, money she file://C:\Documents and Settings\tim\Desktop\books to read\Wambaugh, Joseph - Lines a... 11/20/2009

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felt was squandered frivolously. And of course they took her last 3 U.S. dollars. So now she thought she had nothing of value. Nothing they might want. She was not quite correct. The older man grabbed her by the front of her sweater and dug his hand down inside her bra. He was brutal and it hurt but she didn't whimper. The younger one then laughed and made a remark about how many pairs of pants pollos wear and he put his hand on her body and unbuttoned her long pants.

Then she started to cry. The bandits really got a kick out of it because, sure enough, she wore two pairs of long pants, one to strip away to make herself presentable after arriving from her journey. She wept when they peeled down both pairs of pants and put their hands inside her underwear.

The other bandits were quick and practiced. They used their knives to cut the shoelaces off the terrified companions of Patricia Ramirez. They searched the shoes for money. They made them remove all their clothing, every layer of it. One of the pollos told the bandits that he didn't have any money. Then he, too, began to cry when the oldest bandit smiled and walked up to him and placed a pistol at his temple and said he was going to do something bad to him for lying. Then he stripped the pollo of the few pesos and dollars for which he was risking his life.

The bandits told them to take their clothing and shoes with the cut shoelaces and go barefoot through the canyons. And told them to watch out for bandits—except for Patricia Ramirez, who was standing in the arms of one with her pants down around her knees, crying like a child. He began rubbing her vagina while her companions walked north, avoiding her eyes. They had to live, didn't they? What could they do? They only wanted to survive.

Before the bandits could enjoy the use of Patricia Ramirez, they heard some voices off in the darkness. Someone stumbled and said, "Oops!"

And then someone, who was Manny Lopez, said, "You dumb fucker! Don't say 'oops'!" Then a voice said, "What should I say, goddamnit?" And Manny Lopez said, "Say 'oops' in Spanish!"

"I don't know
how
to say 'oops' in Spanish!" Of course the bandits didn't understand all this chatter off in the night but they understood someone yelling "Oops!" And "Oops!" didn't come from a pollo's mouth, so they knew they were in trouble.

Patricia Ramirez was spared, and while she tried to dress herself and catch up with her fleeing companions, who had run into a couple of Barfers on the trail, the bandits were hotfooting it back to the hole in the fence, where they ran smack into some more Barfers: Manny Lopez and Ernie Salgado.

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Two of the bandits, one of whom had the gun, didn't like the looks of two pollos squatting by the fence hole, so they hightailed it east toward the next hole. The would-be rapist with a bar of iron chose to tough it out and take the shortest distance to Mexican soil, right
through
the squatting pollos, one of whom happened to be wearing a red bandanna over his head to keep off the mosquitoes which were turning his balding noggin into an insect fiesta. That night Manny Lopez was also wearing a Pendleton shirt, and so he looked more like a bandit than a docile pollo.

The would-be rapist held a knife beside his thigh and said, "Hey,
socio
, what's happening?" in the familiar bandit greeting. Then he bolted straight for the fence hole swinging his iron bar.

And someone started yelling "
Barf! Barf
!" and the fight was on. The would-be rapist got pistol-whipped and stomped and was led battered and handcuffed toward a waiting police car later that evening, at which time he had only one thing to say to the uniformed cop who was to transport him to a doctor and jail. He looked
gratefully
at the San Diego police uniform and said, "
Help
!"

"We'll take them down
hard
," Manny Lopez always said to his men. "Fists, saps, gun butts, whatever it takes. Until such time as the guy's dead or
pretends
he's dead. Or flat-ass surrenders unconditionally."

Patricia Ramirez had to return to Tijuana but was very grateful to be undefiled and alive. And the Barfers had foiled yet another rape, which was good for a few newspaper stories. In fact Manny had to have someone call the press for him, since his arms were too banged up to dial a phone that night from The Anchor Inn in San Ysidro.

That was the night when three passably foxy school-teachers, one of whom wore a size 40

E-cup, came in and asked if this was where the border "Gunslingers" hang out. That was a
very
late night for several of the boys.

It started getting serious about then—the arrival of groupies, that is. And why not?

Weren't they doing television reenactments of their exploits? Didn't all warrior bands deserve camp followers?

At one of their drinking parties someone ate the worm out of a bottle of mescal, and someone was always eating a jalapeno chili like a macho Mexican. Shit, that was,
nothing
. Eddie Cervantes topped everybody by picking up a big fat woolly black caterpillar. That sucker was the size of a breakfast sausage, and even the hardest of the hardballers had to cringe when Eddie stuck that wiggly squirming animal between his lips and started crunching it into his grinding molars.

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He did it because Manny
dared
him to. Just as young Joe Castillo responded to a Manny Lopez dare to leap over parking meters while they were staggering down the street from one gin mill to another at one o'clock in the morning. The young Manny Lopez clone would vault those parking meters no hands, nuts first, because Manny challenged him. Literally willing to bust his balls for Manny. Oh, he could be a ballbreaker, this Barf sergeant, but hardly anyone noticed yet. They were too busy coping with what the media
said
they were.