Love, Rosie (56 page)
Authors: Cecelia Ahern
into
the
company
over
the
past
few
years
and
we
wish
you
luck
in
the
future.
Yours
sincerely,
Andy
Sheedy
Owner
of
Andy
Sheedy
Paper
Clip
&
Co.
You
have
an
instant
message
from:
ROSIE
Rosie:
Ruby:
Rosie:
I
faxed
the
letter
over,
did
you
see
it?
Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha.
Do
you
know
what?
The
more
I
read
it,
the
more
I’m
glad
that
I’m
leaving.
The
name
Andy
Sheedy
Paper
Clip
&
Co.
says
it
all
really,
doesn’t
it?
I
wonder
who
wrote
the
letter
for
him,
seeing
as
I’m
his
secretary
and
that’s
my
job
and
all.
I
probably
did
it
myself
and
didn’t
even
realize
it.
I
never
pay
attention
to
half
the
stuff
he
gives
me
to
type
up
anyway.
Ah
well,
so
what
do
you
think?
Ruby:
Rosie:
Ruby:
Ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha.
Well
I’m
glad
you
find
me
losing
my
job
so
funny.
Oh
please
it’s
not
like
you
weren’t
leaving
anyway.
This
is
the
best
way
to
go.
Rosie
Dunne,
you
will
go
down
in
history
in
this
build-
ing
as
the
woman
who
told
Randy
Andy
to
f
off.
I
will
spread
the
word
Rosie;
you
being
fired
will
not
have
been
in
vain.
I’ll
miss
you!
Where
will
you
go?
Rosie:
Ruby:
I
have
absolutely
no
idea.
Why
don’t
you
apply
for
a
job
in
a
hotel?
Ever
since
I’ve
met
you
you’ve
been
going
on
and
on
about
hotels.
love,
rosie
89
Rosie:
I
know.
I
have
a
slight
obsession
with
them.
Perhaps
it’s
the
huge
furniture
that
makes
me
feel
so
safe
in
them,
like
oversized
vases
the
size
of
people
and
couches
that
wouldn’t
fit
in
my
living
room
and
kitchen
put
together.
I
feel
like
Alice
in
Wonderland
in
hotel
lobbies.
At
least
I
have
a
month
to
find
somewhere,
it
shouldn’t
be
that
hard.
I
better
start
writing
up
my
CV.
Ruby:
That
shouldn’t
take
long
then.
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Rosie
Alex
Is
my
CV
OK?
Attachment—CV.doc
Please,
please,
please
help
me
with
my
CV
or
my
poor
daughter
and
I
will
starve
to
death.
How
do
you
make
all
my
crappy
jobs
look
impressive?
Help!
Help!
Help!
from
:
to
:
subject
:
Alex
Rosie
Re:
CV
Attachment:
CV.doc
As
you
can
see
(by
the
attached
document)
I
have
rewritten
your
CV.
The
one
you
sent
me
was
practically
perfect
as
it
was
of
course
but
I
just
