Luck Be a Lady (Tahoe Tessie Mysteries) (29 page)
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Authors: Gemma Halliday,T.Sue VerSteeg
"That's really great," I said with about as much enthusiasm as a lithium addict.
"Great? It's fabu!" Faux Dad shouted.
Okay, so I was 80% sure he was straight.
"Oh," he said, waving his hands in the air, "One of my clients does the most darling little baby baskets. She takes a bassinet and fills it with organic teddy bears and hand knitted little booties. Stuff so sweet it makes your teeth rot."
"Oh, that sounds perfect! We have to get her one of those," Mom gushed. "What do you say, Maddie? Want to go baby shopping with me?"
Actually I didn't. In fact this whole conversation was making me break out in hives. The more I thought about Molly and her three and a half little munchkins, hand knitted baby booties, and most of all the unopened pregnancy kit sitting on my kitchen counter I wanted to bolt out of the room and scream some choice obscenities at my boyfriend for buying defective condoms. Only I couldn't. Because I had no idea where Richard was and more likely than not I'd just be leaving more messages on his answering machine that Mr. Nobody would later play for his own personal amusement.
"Hey, aren't we missing someone?" Faux Dad asked, looking across the table at the empty seat. "Where's Richard?"
That, as I was about to find out, was the million dollar question.
SPYING IN HIGH HEELS
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