Authors: Neil Gaiman
“I need something for a friend of mine,” said the boy. “And I thought maybe you could buy something I've got.”
“I don't buy stuff from kids,” said Abanazer Bolger flatly.
Bod took his hand out of his pocket and put the brooch down on the grimy counter top. Bolger glanced at it, then he looked at it. He removed his spectacles. He took an eyepiece from the counter top and he screwed it into his eye. He turned on a little light on the counter and examined the brooch through the eyeglass. “Snakestone?” he said, to himself, not to the boy. Then he took the eyepiece out, replaced his glasses, and fixed the boy with a sour and suspicious look.
“Where did you get this?” Abanazer Bolger asked.
Bod said, “Do you want to buy it?”
“You stole it. You've nicked this from a museum or somewhere, didn't you?”
“No,” said Bod flatly. “Are you going to buy it, or shall I go and find somebody who will?”
Abanazer Bolger's sour mood changed then. Suddenly he was all affability. He smiled broadly. “I'm sorry,” he said. “It's just you don't see many pieces like this. Not in a shop like this. Not outside of a museum. But I would certainly like it. Tell you what. Why don't we sit down over tea and biscuitsâI've got a packet of chocolate chip cookies in the back roomâand decide how much something like this is worth? Eh?”
Bod was relieved that the man was finally being friendly. “I need enough to buy a stone,” he said. “A headstone for a friend of mine. Well, she's not really my friend. Just someone I know. I think she helped make my leg better, you see.”
Abanazer Bolger, paying little attention to the boy's prattle, led him behind the counter, and opened the door to the storeroom, a windowless little space every inch of which was crammed high with teetering cardboard boxes, each filled with junk. There was a safe in there, in the corner, a big
old one. There was a box filled with violins, an accumulation of stuffed dead animals, chairs without seats, books and prints.
There was a small desk beside the door, and Abanazer Bolger pulled up the only chair, and sat down, letting Bod stand. Abanazer rummaged in a drawer, in which Bod could see a half-empty bottle of whiskey, and pulled out an almost-finished packet of chocolate chip cookies, and he offered one to the boy; he turned on the desk light, looked at the brooch again, the swirls of red and orange in the stone, and he examined the black metal band that encircled it, suppressing a little shiver at the expression on the heads of the snake things. “This is old,” he said. “It'sâ”
priceless
, he thought, “âprobably not really worth much, but you never know.” Bod's face fell. Abanazer Bolger tried to look reassuring. “I just need to be sure that it's not stolen, though, before I can give you a penny. Did you take it from your mum's dresser? Nick it from a museum? You can tell me. I'll not get you into trouble. I just need to know.”
Bod shook his head. He munched on his cookie.
“Then where did you get it?”
Bod said nothing.
Abanazer Bolger did not want to put down the brooch, but he pushed it across the desk to the boy. “If you can't tell me,” he said, “you'd better take it back. There has to be trust on both sides, after all. Nice doing business with you. Sorry it couldn't go any further.”
Bod looked worried. Then he said, “I found it in an old grave. But I can't say where.” And then he stopped, because naked greed and excitement had replaced the friendliness on Abanazer Bolger's face.
“And there's more like this there?”
Bod said, “If you don't want to buy it, I'll find someone else. Thank you for the biscuit.”
Bolger said, “You're in a hurry, eh? Mum and Dad waiting for you, I expect?”
The boy shook his head, then wished he had nodded.
“Nobody waiting. Good.” Abanazer Bolger closed his hands around the brooch. “Now, you tell me exactly where you found this. Eh?”
“I don't remember,” said Bod.
“Too late for that,” said Abanazer Bolger. “Suppose you have a serious think for a bit about where it came from. Then, when you've thought, we'll have
a little chat, and you'll tell me.”
He got up, and walked out of the room, closing the door behind him. He locked it, with a large metal key.
He opened his hand, and looked at the brooch and smiled, hungrily.
There was a
ding
from the bell above the shop door, to let him know someone had entered, and he looked up guiltily, but there was nobody there. The door was slightly ajar though, so Bolger pushed it shut, and then for good measure, he turned around the sign in the window, so it said
CLOSED
. He pushed the bolt shut. Didn't want any busybodies turning up today.
The autumn day had turned from sunny to gray, and a light patter of rain ran down the grubby shop window.
Abanazer Bolger picked up the telephone from the counter and pushed at the buttons with fingers that barely shook.
“Paydirt, Tom,” he said. “Get over here, soon as you can.”
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Bod realized that he was trapped when he heard the
lock turn in the door. He pulled on the door, but it held fast. He felt stupid for having been lured inside, foolish for not trusting his first impulses to get as far away from the sour-faced man as possible. He had broken all the rules of the graveyard, and everything had gone wrong. What would Silas say? Or the Owens? He could feel himself beginning to panic, and he suppressed it, pushing the worry back down inside him. It would all be good. He knew that. Of course, he needed to get outâ¦.
He examined the room he was trapped in. It was little more than a storeroom with a desk in it. The only entrance was the door.
He opened the desk drawer, finding nothing but small pots of paint (used for brightening up antiques) and a paintbrush. He wondered if he would be able to throw paint in the man's face and blind him for long enough to escape. He opened the top of a pot of paint and dipped in his finger.
“What're you doin'?” asked a voice close to his ear.
“Nothing,” said Bod, screwing the top on the paintpot and dropping it into one of the jacket's enormous pockets.
Liza Hempstock looked at him, unimpressed.
“Why are you in here?” she asked. “And who's the old bag of lard out there?”
“It's his shop. I was trying to sell him something.”
“Why?”
“None of your beeswax.”
She sniffed. “Well,” she said, “you should get on back to the graveyard.”
“I can't. He's locked me in.”
“Course you can. Just slip through the wallâ”
He shook his head. “I can't. I can only do it at home because they gave me the freedom of the graveyard when I was a baby.” He looked up at her, under the electric light. It was hard to see her properly, but Bod had spent his life talking to dead people. “Anyway, what are you doing here? What are you doing out from the graveyard? It's daytime. And you're not like Silas. You're meant to stay in the graveyard.”
She said, “There's rules for those in graveyards, but not for those as was buried in unhallowed ground. Nobody tells
me
what to do or where to go.” She glared at the door. “I don't like that man,” she said. “I'm going to see what he's doing.”
A flicker, and Bod was alone in the room once
more. He heard a rumble of distant thunder.
In the cluttered darkness of Bolger's Antiquities, Abanazer Bolger looked up suspiciously, certain that someone was watching him, then realized he was being foolish. “The boy's locked in the room,” he told himself. “The front door's locked.” He was polishing the metal clasp surrounding the snakestone, as gently and as carefully as an archaeologist on a dig, taking off the black and revealing the glittering silver beneath it.
He was beginning to regret calling Tom Hustings over, although Hustings was big and good for scaring people. He was also beginning to regret that he was going to have to sell the brooch when he was done. It was special. The more it glittered, under the tiny light on his counter, the more he wanted it to be his, and only his.
There was more where this came from, though. The boy would tell him. The boy would lead him to it.
The boyâ¦
And then an idea struck him. He put down the brooch reluctantly, and opened a drawer behind the counter, taking out a metal biscuit tin filled with
envelopes and cards and slips of paper.
He reached in, and took out a card only slightly larger than a business card. It was black edged. There was no name or address printed on it, though. Only one word, handwritten in the center in an ink that had faded to brown:
Jack.
On the back of the card, in pencil, Abanazer Bolger had written instructions to himself, in his tiny, precise handwriting, as a reminder, although he would not have been likely to forget the use of the card, how to use it to summon the man Jack. No, not summon.
Invite.
You did not summon people like him.
A knocking on the outer door of the shop.
Bolger tossed the card down onto the counter, and walked over to the door, peering out into the wet afternoon.
“Hurry up,” called Tom Hustings. “It's miserable out here. Dismal. I'm getting soaked.”
Bolger unlocked the door and Tom Hustings pushed his way in, his raincoat and hair dripping. “What's so important that you can't talk about it over the phone, then?”
“Our fortune,” said Abanazer Bolger, with his sour
face. “That's what.”
Hustings took off his raincoat and hung it on the back of the shop door. “What is it? Something good fell off the back of a lorry?”
“Treasure,” said Abanazer Bolger. “Two kinds.” He took his friend over to the counter, showed him the brooch, under the little light.
“It's old, isn't it?”
“From pagan times,” said Abanazer. “Before. From Druid times. Before the Romans came. It's called a snakestone. Seen 'em in museums. I've never seen metalwork like that, or one so fine. Must have belonged to a king. The lad who found it says it come from a graveâthink of a barrow filled with stuff like this.”
“Might be worth doing it legit,” said Hustings thoughtfully. “Declare it as treasure trove. They have to pay us market value for it, and we could make them name it for us. The Hustings-Bolger Bequest.”
“Bolger-Hustings,” said Abanazer automatically. Then he said, “There's a few people I know of, people with real money, would pay more than market value, if they could hold it as you areâ” for Tom
Hustings was fingering the brooch gently, like a man stroking a kittenâ“and there'd be no questions asked.” He reached out his hand and, reluctantly, Tom Hustings passed him the brooch.
“You said two kinds of treasure,” said Hustings. “What's t'other?”
Abanazer Bolger picked up the black-edged card, held it out for his friend's inspection. “Do you know what this is?”
His friend shook his head.
Abanazer put the card down on the counter. “There's a party is looking for another party.”
“So?”
“The way I heard it,” said Abanazer Bolger, “the other party is a boy.”
“There's boys everywhere,” said Tom Hustings. “Running all around. Getting into trouble. I can't abide them. So, there's a party looking for a particular boy?”
“This lad looks to be the right sort of age. He's dressedâwell, you'll see how he's dressed. And he found this. It could be him.”
“And if it is him?”
Abanazer Bolger picked up the card again, by
the edge, and waved it back and forth slowly, as if running the edge along an imaginary flame. “Here comes a candle to light you to bed⦔ he began.
“â¦and here comes a chopper to chop off your head,” concluded Tom Hustings thoughtfully. “But look you. If you call the man Jack, you lose the boy. And if you lose the boy, you lose the treasure.”
And the two men went back and forth on it, weighing the merits and disadvantages of reporting the boy or of collecting the treasure, which had grown in their minds to a huge underground cavern filled with precious things, and as they debated Abanazer pulled a bottle of sloe gin from beneath the counter and poured them both a generous tot, “to assist the cerebrations.”
Liza was soon bored with their discussions, which went around and around like a whirligig, getting nowhere, and so she went back into the storeroom, to find Bod standing in the middle of the room with his eyes tightly closed and his fists clenched and his face all screwed up as if he had a toothache, almost purple from holding his breath.
“What you a-doin' of now?” she asked, unimpressed.
He opened his eyes and relaxed. “Trying to Fade,” he said.
Liza sniffed. “Try again,” she said.
He did, holding his breath even longer this time.
“Stop that,” she told him, “or you'll pop.”
Bod took a deep breath and then sighed. “It doesn't work,” he said. “Maybe I could hit him with a rock and just run for it.” There wasn't a rock, so he picked up a colored-glass paperweight, hefted it in his hand, wondering if he could throw it hard enough to stop Abanazer Bolger in his tracks.
“There's two of them out there now,” said Liza. “And if the one don't get you, t'other one will. They say they want to get you to show them where you got the brooch, and then dig up the grave and take the treasure.” She did not tell him about the other discussions they were having, nor about the black-edged card. She shook her head. “Why did you do something as stupid as this anyway? You know the rules about leaving the graveyard. Just asking for trouble, it was.”
Bod felt very insignificant, and very foolish. “I wanted to get you a headstone,” he admitted in a small voice. “And I thought it would cost more
money. So I was going to sell him the brooch, to buy you your headstone.”