New York
The paymaster from Red Ball Shipping Lines came aboard the
Hiawatha
within an hour of its dropping anchor. They were also visited by merchants from the city, tradesmen who met all the arriving ships, as anxious to relieve the sailors of their pay as the sailors were anxious to spend it.
Duff welcomed the clothing merchant and bought three pairs of striped trousers. Two pairs were dark blue with black vertical stripes, and one pair was brown with blue vertical stripes. The pants were held closed at the waist with decorative buttons. The three shirts were all white, with detachable collars and cuffs. Thus supplied, he put on a pair of trousers and a shirt, then packed his other clothes in the sea bag that Kelly had given him.
“Will you be shipping over, MacCallister?” Kelly asked. “It was fine sailing with you.”
“I will confess to you, Kelly, that it was an experience I appreciated more than I thought I would,” Duff replied. “But I think I’ll stay ashore for a while.”
“MacCallister,” Norton said. “The cap’n wants a word with you before you leave. He said to send you to his cabin.”
“The cap’n’s cabin?” Kelly said. “I’ve been sailing man and boy for fifteen years, I’ve never been in the cap’n’s cabin.”
Captain Powell’s cabin took up most of the area under the quarterdeck, stretching from side to side and back to the stern where a spread of windows let in the light. There was a large bed, a desk, and a chart table. He was standing at the chart table using a compass and ruler on the chart that was before him.
Duff knocked, lightly, on the door to the cabin.
“Come in, Mr. MacCallister,” Captain Powell said. Looking up, he smiled when he saw what Duff was wearing. “Now I must say, that is more befitting a gentleman than the clothes you have been wearing for the last three weeks. Buy it from the clothing merchant, did you?”
“Aye, sir, I felt I no longer had the right to Peters’s clothes.”
“Mr. MacCallister, I kept a close eye on you during this voyage. You had an inauspicious beginning, sneaking on board as you did.” He paused, waiting for some response from Duff. “I’m glad to see that you aren’t refuting me. You did stow away, did you not?”
“Aye, sir,” Duff admitted.
“Yes, well, as I say, you had a most inauspicious beginning, but, a most commendable voyage. You did not shirk your duties. You performed them with a skill that one would expect from a much more experienced sailor, to say nothing of your saving Kelly’s life.
“I watched the men around you as well. And while it is often difficult for a new sailor to break into a crew, tight-knit as they tend to be, the men liked and respected you. I’m told that when you came aboard, you introduced yourself to Jiggs as Captain MacCallister. Are you a captain, Mr. MacCallister?”
“Aye. I am a captain—that is—I was a captain in the 42nd Foot, Third Battalion of the Royal Highland Regiment of Scotts. It is the regiment we call the Black Watch.”
Captain Powell smiled, and nodded his head. “Yes, I knew you were officer material. I think, with my recommendation, you could ship out again for Red Ball as a ship’s officer. Serve as a warrant or lieutenant for a few cruises, then you could one day command your own ship. What would you think about that?”
“I think it is very flattering, and I believe you would be most kind to make such a recommendation, Captain, but I do not think the sea is for me. I think I will stay on dry land for a while.”
“I shall not try to change your mind,” Captain Powell said. “But just know that if you ever have a desire to go to sea again, look me up. I will be happy to sponsor you.”
“I appreciate that, Captain, more than I can say.”
When Duff returned to steerage to pick up his bag, the other sailors stood, respectfully.
“Here now, what is all this?” Duff asked.
“Is it true that you are to be a ship’s officer?” Kelly asked.
“No,” Duff said. “Now why would I leave the fo’ castle?”
Kelly smiled broadly. “Fine lad that you are, I knew you were one of us.”
“Well, not entirely,” Duff replied. “If I were to ship out again, it would be with you men, for I’ve served with no finer group of men anywhere. But, it’s ashore for me. I want to see some of America.”
“Then perhaps you’ll have dinner with us tonight at the Port of Call,” Kelly asked.
“I would be honored,” Duff said.
The Port of Call restaurant was less than a block away from the docks. The sign in front was a wooden representation of a three-masted schooner. The bill of fare exhibited its international flavor by offering cuisine from a dozen countries, from Moo Goo Gai Pan to
Avocat et Oeufs à la Mousse de Crabe,
from kidney pie to Southern fried chicken.
There was a kaleidoscope of sound inside as sailors from a dozen countries carried on spirited conversations in their own languages. Everything was going well until a big Frenchman was walking by the table of the sailors from the
Hiawatha.
Just as he drew even with the table, Dowling, one of the
Hiawatha
crew, chose that moment to stand up so that he could go relieve himself. He pushed his chair back into the path of the Frenchman, and the French sailor stumbled but did not fall.
“Oh, beg your pardon, mate, I didn’t see you coming,” Dowling said.
“Cochon Américain typique, aussi aveugle que vous êtes stupide,”
the Frenchman mumbled.
“Vous êtes des ceux qui sont aveugles et stupides. Mon ami s’est excuse, mais vous êtes trop le rustre pour être gracieux,”
Duff said.
The Frenchman had called Dowling a blind, stupid pig, and Duff had responded by saying that Frenchman was the one who was blind and stupid, and too much the boor to accept an apology. The Frenchman’s eyes grew large when he heard Duff speak.
“Yes, I speak French,” Duff said.
The Frenchman started to walk away and Duff turned his attention back to his friends at the table. A moment later Kelly yelled, “MacCallister, look out!”
Duff turned just in time to see that the Frenchman had picked up a chair and had the chair raised high, preparatory to bringing it down on Duff’s head. Duff rolled off his seat just as the Frenchman brought the chair crashing down on the table, breaking the plate Duff was eating from and sending food flying.
Shouting in anger for having missed, the Frenchman raised his chair again and turned toward Duff. From the floor, Duff sent a whistling kick into the Frenchman’s groin. The Frenchman dropped the chair and grabbed himself, doubled over with pain.
While he was still doubled over, Duff leaped up from the floor, grabbed the Frenchman by the scruff of his neck and the back of his shirt, then started across the floor with him, moving him toward the door. One of the waiters saw what had happened and what was now happening, and he opened the front door, just as Duff pushed the big Frenchman through it. The Frenchman fell forward, his face landing in a pile of horse apples.
When Duff went back into the restaurant, everyone inside stood and applauded, even including the other Frenchmen.
“Claude is—as Americans would say, a sorry son of a bitch,” one of the French sailors said. “It is about time someone gave him his due.”
When Duff returned to the table, he saw that his broken plate had been replaced with a new, fresh serving of haggis, taties, and neeps.
“I don’t know how you can eat that,” Kelly said. “But the waiter brought you another serving, on the house.”
Duff awakened the next morning to the sounds of the city. Just outside the window of his hotel he heard a train going by on an elevated track. From the street, five stories below, he could hear the clip-clop of horses’ hooves and the ringing sound of iron-rimmed wheels rolling on the paved road. Getting out of bed, Duff moved to the window to have his first real look at New York. With five- and six-story buildings on either side of the street, he felt as if he were looking down a canyon.
The street was filled with pedestrians and vehicles, hundreds of people strolling to and fro, and dozens of large freight wagons, omnibuses, elegant carriages, buckboards, and surreys. In addition to surface traffic, there was also an elevated railroad and a spiderweb maze of telephone, telegraph, and electric lines. His room had electric lights, and the notice on the dresser proudly proclaimed that telephone service was available in the lobby.
Duff had heard of a telephone, but he had never seen one, and wasn’t exactly sure how one would work. But after getting dressed, he walked down to the lobby to see how one went about using the phone.
“What number do you wish to call?” the desk clerk asked.
“Well, I don’t know,” Duff replied. “I don’t know what you mean by number. I wish to call a person.”
“Sir,” the clerk explained patiently, “if that person has a telephone, the telephone will have a number. You must know that number in order to put your call through.”
“Oh,” Duff said. “I’m afraid I don’t know the number.”
The clerk took some pity on him then, realizing from his accent that he wasn’t local.
“If you know the person’s name, we can look up the number,” the clerk said.
“Look up the number? How does one do that?”
“There is a book called a telephone book. Every person and every business that has a telephone has their name listed in that book, along with the number you need in order to call them. Like this,” he added. The clerk took a phone book from beneath his desk. “Now, what is the name of the person you wish to call?”
“His name is Andrew MacCallister,” Duff said
“Andrew MacCallister? Do you mean the famous actor?”
“Yes, he is an actor.”
The clerk had opened the telephone book, but now he closed it. “Perhaps you had best find someone else to call,” the clerk said. “Andrew MacCallister is a very famous man. I seriously doubt that he would be up to taking a telephone call from a stranger.”
“But we are nae strangers,” Duff insisted. “We are kinsmen.”
The clerk’s interest perked up. “Kinsmen, you say? And your name would be?”
“MacCallister,” Duff said.
“The self-same as the actor?”
“Aye, kinsmen we are.”
“Then, in that case, I will look up the number for you.”
The clerk found the number, then told it to Duff. “The number you want to call is 8178.” He handed the receiver to Duff, and Duff looked at it as if unsure what to do with it.
“Hold it to your ear,” the clerk explained. “When the operator comes on, tell her 8178.”
“Number please,” a woman’s voice asked.
Duff took the receiver from his ear and held it up to his mouth. The desk clerk laughed. “Not here—here,” he said, pointing to the little transmitter. Duff nodded, and leaned into the transmitter. “Eight-one-seven-eight!” he shouted.
“Sir, it is not necessary for you to speak so loudly,” the operator replied.
“Oh. I’m sorry.”
“It’s all right, many do,” the operator said.
A moment later Duff heard a voice in his receiver. It was tinny, but he recognized it as Andrew’s voice.
“Cousin Andrew! This is Duff MacCallister,” Duff said.
“Duff, you are in New York! How wonderful!” Andrew said. “Where are you?”
“I’m at the Abbey Hotel.”
“Wait in the lobby. I will send a carriage for you.”
Half an hour later, as Duff disembarked from the carriage in front of Andrew’s apartment building, his cousin came out to greet him.
“How much do I owe you?” Duff asked the carriage driver.
“You owe me nothing, sir. It has been paid for,” the driver replied.
“Duff, it is so good to see you,” Andrew said, extending his hand in welcome. Duff started to pick up his sea bag, but Andrew signaled the doorman and the doorman called to someone inside. A young man hurried out of the large apartment building and picked up the bag.
“To your apartment, Mr. MacCallister?”
“I don’t have an apartment,” Duff replied.
“He means me,” Andrew said with a chuckle. “You aren’t the only MacCallister here.”
“Right, I suppose not,” Duff said.
“Yes, Jimmy, take it up to my apartment,” Andrew said. Then to Duff, “Come, I’ll show you where I live. I’m on the top floor; I have a wonderful view of the city.”
Duff followed Andrew into the building and started toward the stairs.
“No, this way,” Andrew said.
“I thought your place was on the top floor.”
“It is, and it is too far to climb the stairs. We shall take the elevator.”
Duff had been in an elevator only one time before, and that had been when he visited Glasgow. As he recalled, he did not particularly like the experience, but he said nothing to Andrew as they stepped into the elevator cab.