Read Mad About the Boy? Online
Authors: Dolores Gordon-Smith
Haldean was glad to see that his uncle, although soothed, wasn't entirely won over.
âThe Government agree with you?' said Sir Philip, incredulously. His expression left no one in any doubt as to his opinion of the Government. âWell, all I can say,' he added, âis that if being in business means that you have to deal with that sort of gentry, thank God I'm not in business.'
Lunch was a strained meal, which, after the tragedy of the night before and the melodrama of the morning, was hardly a surprise. As was usual in the summer months, coffee was served on the terrace afterwards, where things were more relaxed but far from smooth.
Haldean felt a stab of sympathy for his aunt, who was trying to make conversation against the odds. Lord Lyvenden still had the jumps from his fright that morning (and he had been very badly frightened â what
had
that bloke wanted?), his wife, when she spoke at all, was bitterly sardonic, Mrs Strachan (was she Lyvenden's mistress?) gushed, Malcolm Smith-Fennimore was wrapped in introspection, as, uncharacteristically, were the two Robiceux girls, and as for Isabelle . . . Well, at that moment he could have happily taken a sandbag to Isabelle.
For Isabelle was being very, very nice to Arthur, and he, poor fool, was drinking it in. What the hell was she trying to do to him?
Leave him alone,
he begged, trying to indicate his thoughts with his expression, but Isabelle wouldn't switch it off. She was being breathtakingly pleasant. Smith-Fennimore looked at the pair of them with a puzzled frown and, under the guise of refilling his coffee cup, moved closer. Isabelle suddenly became aware of him and faltered, before carrying on her conversation with Arthur, her glance flickering between the two men. If she was using Arthur to spur on Smith-Fennimore . . . But it sounded so
real.
Haldean suddenly worked out what was going on. Now Isabelle had finally turned Arthur down, she was wondering what she'd lost. He'd always thought Stanton had been the one who counted. Maybe, just maybe, Isabelle might start to think so too.
âMore coffee, Isabelle?' said Smith-Fennimore. He took her cup and filled it, then planted himself firmly between Isabelle and Arthur. âYou missed all the excitement in the hall this morning.'
âI heard about it though,' she said. âI can't think what Uncle Alfred was playing at.'
There was a very succinct answer to that but in deference to the present company, Haldean decided not to make it.
Sir Philip cleared his throat and looked at Smith-Fennimore. âThere's something I want to ask you, Commander. I was wondering how it was you spoke Russian. You weren't there in the war, were you?'
Smith-Fennimore laughed. âNo, unfortunately. I did ask to be sent there, because I know the country â or bits of it at least â quite well, but, on the grounds that you're always posted where you can be of the least use, I never made it. No, it goes back to when I was a kid. I used to spend my holidays in Russia and the Baltic. The bank had a strong Russian connection and my father saw to it that I grew up speaking both Russian and French.'
âAll Russians speak French, don't they?' said Isabelle, intelligently.
Smith-Fennimore grinned. âAll the educated ones used to. Goodness knows if they still do. I imagine all that stopped after the revolution in '17. Naturally that was the end of the bank's connection with the place, but fortunately my father had seen the writing on the wall and started to pull out before then. Things went downhill for a couple of years but I'm glad to say we had sufficient interests in both this country and the Argentine to cover the loss.'
âI'm glad to hear it,' said Sir Philip, finishing his coffee. âAbout the bank being able to recover, I mean. There were plenty of poor devils who were ruined when Russia went up in flames.' He put down his cup with unnecessary force. âBolsheviks!'
âTalking of Bolsheviks,' said Lady Harriet, with a glance at her husband, âI'm still waiting to hear an adequate explanation of what that peculiar man wanted, Victor.'
Lord Lyvenden winced. âBusiness, my dear, business.' Lady Harriet raised an ironic eyebrow, piercing his pomposity like a pin in a balloon. He faltered, recovered himself and blustered on. âTalking of business, I find I am most gravely inconvenienced by the lack of a secretary.'
There was a collective intake of breath round the terrace at this monumental display of callousness.
âI sent a telegram to his uncle, Mr Urqhart, this morning,' put in Lady Rivers, who had seen the frankly hostile stares of Haldean, Stanton and Smith-Fennimore. âI have to thank you, Lord Lyvenden, for giving me his address.'
The hostess in her made her stress the words âthank you'. It wasn't her fault it seemed sarcastic. âObviously we want to do the best we can in the circumstances, and I've assured Mr Urqhart that we shall do everything possible. It will be a terrible blow to him, I'm sure.'
âTo all of us, dear lady,' said Lord Lyvenden, with a funereal expression. âAnd to voice my own concerns, it is especially hard to be deprived of Mr Preston's services at a time when I can ill spare them.'
Lady Rivers sighed and gave up.
âI am afraid I must go up to Town tomorrow to begin the search for a replacement.'
âThat won't be very hard, will it?' asked Sir Philip, with distaste. If Lyvenden doesn't have the hide of an elephant, thought Haldean, he'll drop this now. âWith all this dreadful unemployment I'd have thought you'd be able to find someone easily enough.'
Lord Lyvenden might be impervious to hints, but he could be shocked. âYou can hardly suppose I would select my personal secretary from the ranks of the unemployed, Rivers.' He dabbed his mouth with a handkerchief. âThis is excellent coffee, excellent, by the way. All this talk of unemployment is grossly exaggerated. There would be no unemployment if the men concerned were not, in fact, unemployable.'
Smith-Fennimore stirred, looked daggers, but said nothing.
âAs an employer of labour I am in the position to speak assertively on this topic. The men who badger, absolutely
badger,
both my Birmingham factories and the bank are, without exception, incapable of maintaining any sort of paid position, even at the lowest level. They are, Rivers, not a type of man you have ever encountered.'
âI've encountered a fair variety of types in my time, Lyvenden,' said Sir Philip. âI haven't lived in the country all my life, you know.'
Lyvenden smiled dismissively. âI hardly think you have had much to do with the sort of men I have in mind. Why, only the other day one had the impudence to actually accost me in the street.' He glanced at Smith-Fennimore. âYou remember the incident, Commander? I had to leave you to deal with the fellow. My doctor insists that I avoid any unnecessary stress. I trust you dealt with him effectively.'
There was a dangerous light in Smith-Fennimore's eyes. âOh, I dealt with him all right,' he said softly. âI gave the poor devil a job as a messenger.'
Lord Lyvenden gaped at him. âYou did
what
?' Haldean felt like cheering. âNo good will come of it,' spluttered Lyvenden. âMark my words, Commander. The engagement of the lower grades of staff should properly be left to the managers of the departments concerned, but if you do feel moved to take such an intimate interest in the minutiae of the bank's affairs, why not go to one of the properly recognized agencies? Such rash impulsiveness will lead to nothing but trouble. Look at that poor dead boy whose untimely decease has done so much to mar what should have been the happiest of occasions. I took him on, much against my better judgement, as a personal favour to his uncle, Andrew Urqhart, who thought it would steady the lad.'
And I bet you got something in return, thought Haldean, viciously. Anyone but Lyvenden, seeing the disapproval on the faces round him, would have drawn a halt there, but he rolled on like a juggernaut, crushing the feelings of those in his path.
âHowever,' continued Lyvenden, âas in all these cases where the heart rules the head, it turned out to have been an injudicious decision.' His face lengthened. âAlthough I have no wish to speak ill of the dead, I fear Mr Preston's heart was not always in his work. I had to upbraid him several times for some very elementary errors and I fear he mistook my attempts at constructive correction for petty fault-finding. Those who knew him best will agree that his end was, I'm afraid, marked by the same characteristics as his life; rash impulsiveness, small thought to the effect of his actions on others and an imprudent disregard for consequences. Is that not so, Commander?'
Smith-Fennimore drew a deep breath and flexed his jaw.
Sir Philip, who had been listening to Lord Lyvenden with mounting unease, uncharacteristically rushed into speech, seizing the first topic to hand. âEr . . . the weather. Yes, the weather. Nice day, isn't it? We're being awfully lucky with the weather, aren't we?'
âAbsolutely we are, Dad,' said Isabelle quickly. âDon't you think so, Malcolm?'
âI think . . .' began Smith-Fennimore, then stopped. He paused for a moment then his shoulders relaxed. âTerribly lucky,' he agreed politely. Then, catching Isabelle's eye, he made a visible effort. âI think we're due for a change though,' he continued. âLook at those clouds. They're mares' tails. There's a storm brewing somewhere.'
Isabelle looked at her cousin, willing him to help the conversation along.
Haldean was only too willing to play his part in steering it away from the emotionally fraught subject of Tim Preston. If for no other reason, the sight of Bubble Robiceux's stricken face would have spurred him on. She was usually a happy, light-hearted girl but she'd had a rotten blow and he was damned if that fatuous swine Lyvenden was going to make it any worse for her. Besides that, if Smith-Fennimore could make an effort, so could he. âD'you know,' said Haldean, stirring his coffee, âI believe I could have told you were either a sailor or an airman just from the way you looked at the sky.'
âYou'd be right on both counts,' agreed Smith-Fennimore. His voice changed. He was no longer simply making conversation. âI started off in the navy, got bitten with the flying bug, and transferred to the Air Service.'
âI think Jack was born with the flying bug,' said Isabelle, affectionately. âHe lied about his age to join the RFC and he's still crazy about it.'
âStretched the truth slightly,' corrected Haldean with a smile. âEveryone was doing it. Do you still fly, Fennimore? The newspapers always talk of you as a racing driver.'
âNo, I still fly. I'd hate to live without it. Where d'you park your bus?'
Haldean smile faded slightly. âI haven't got one.'
âWhy not? If you came up to Brooklands you'd be handy for London.'
âBecause . . .' Despite himself, Haldean was suddenly irritated. Smith-Fennimore might find money no object but he had to be
careful
with money and it annoyed him to spell it out. âIt's a bit beyond my reach, I'm afraid. I did wonder about it.' He broke off. Why shouldn't he say it? Why not come down to raw figures? âIt's a hundred quid a year to rent a hangar at Brooklands, to say nothing of the fitting and rigging charges, and that's just the start of it.' That had been a bit sharp. He softened it with a laugh. âThe reading public will have to be a sight more gullible before I fly again. If I did, Brooklands would be my first choice. That's where I trained and I was seconded back there to a Home Defence Squadron to have a crack at the bombers.' He laughed again, a genuine laugh this time. âThat's before I disgraced myself by being silly round Members' Bridge.'
âWhat!' Smith-Fennimore sat upright in his chair. âJack Haldean! I knew I'd heard the name when I met you. Apart from your books, that is. You're the one who looped the loop through Members' Bridge! It was a Sop with Pup in â16.' He gave Haldean a look of unqualified admiration. âYou're a legend, man.'
Haldean grinned. âHardly that. It all ended in tears. I frightened a Staff Colonel into fits the poor devil was on the bridge at the time â and wound up being sent back to France with my tail between my legs. It was a pretty goofy stunt.'
âOh no, it wasn't.' Smith-Fennimore leaned forward in his chair. âI wish I'd known who you were before. Look, about this Brooklands thing. Why don't you share my hangar? I'm sure I can fix you up with something worth flying and I've got my own fitter and rigger.'
Haldean looked at him. âI couldn't do that.'
âWell, let's halve the fees, then. Besides that, I've got a flying project in mind that I wouldn't mind talking over with you.' He raised an eyebrow. âInterested?'
âI . . .' It had been downright sensitive of Fennimore to guess why he'd hesitated. He couldn't take it as a free gift, but a halved cost would be just about manageable and the thought of flying again sent a tingle down his spine. âI'd love to,' he said.
âExcellent,' said Smith-Fennimore, his temper well and truly restored. âI'll look forward to it, Haldean.' He got to his feet and smiled down at Isabelle. âYou promised to show me something of the grounds. Shall we go for a walk?'
She slipped her arm into his. âLet's.'
Stanton watched them go before he, too, pushed his chair back.
âAre you off, Arthur?' asked Haldean.
âI thought I might have a stroll by the river.'
âI'll tool along with you.' Haldean winced as he stood up. âThis wretched leg of mine is horribly stiff. I've been sitting for far too long.'
Stanton didn't answer. He didn't, in fact, say anything until they had crossed the lawn to where a line of trees marked the course of the river. He was, apparently, completely absorbed in reaming out his pipe.
Haldean, whose leg was really throbbing, found the pace Stanton was setting too much. âHang on, Arthur. I'll need my stick if you're going to crack along at this rate.'