Man Eater (2 page)

She flopped back on to the couch. Ah yes, the dream. Fiction? If only. Instead her troubled mind had been rerunning the morning’s escapades. Events she could well have done without, thank you very much.

Small red embers glowered like a hundred eyes on the mosaic, but they would all too rapidly cool and the stars would have a long way to travel before the slaves would be up, stoking the furnace that would blast welcome warm air round the ducts under the floor. Claudia wriggled beneath the counterpane and dismissed from her mind the yobs who had forced her off the road. Make no mistake, their turn would come. She’d had a
jolly good look at three of the little toe-rags.

She rubbed her throbbing temple and plumped her bolster. What did they stuff them with? Marbles? Her ears strained in the blackness and heard the thumping of her heart even above the rumpus from the menagerie.

Oh, Drusilla. Curling into a ball, she stroked the woollen blanket as though the cat lay curled up on it. Where are you?

When the gig rolled down the embankment, Drusilla’s cage had burst open and the cat had bolted. More than bolted, she’d completely gone to ground, no amount of calling would coax her out. The heat from the charcoal had long since dissipated and Claudia huddled lower under the covers. Ideally she’d have left the shutters open, but the nights were too chilly and the best she could do was to drape her torn tunic over the sill and hope Drusilla would pick up her scent that way. Assuming…

Assuming, what? Surely you’re not going to take notice of that ridiculous bit of homespun which says that when an animal’s injured, it crawls away to die? Codswallop. Drusilla is sulking, and that’s the end of it. Claudia closed her eyes, yet still saw the image of a blue-eyed, cross-eyed cat—and the space where Drusilla snuggled in the crook of her arm seemed suddenly huge. Claudia punched the pillow, then doubled it over. What was in here, for gods’ sake? Acorns? All this trumpeting, growling, screeching and cackling…it’s enough to drive a girl demented.

Still. There seems to be a law which determines that beggars and choosers must walk separate paths and, be fair, this
was
the nearest settlement. She’d staggered to the top of the hill (why hadn’t someone told her this region was so lumpy?) and there it lay, the Pictor residence—salvation sprawled in the valley, four wings round a central courtyard, its terracotta tiles shimmering in the burgeoning sunshine. The Vale of Adonis, she found out later, named not after Aphrodite’s lover but the profusion of glossy red flowers that sprang from his blood and coloured the meadows so prolifically during the hot summer months. Which was perhaps just as well, because Adonis wasn’t the Immortal who sprang to mind in this narrow strip of land, crowded by woods and the hills so close the farm buildings had to stagger up the sides.

One’s first impression was of satyrs and centaurs, of Pan summoning wood nymphs on his mysterious reed pipes…

Claudia’s head lifted from the pillow. What was that? It sounded like…bugger. Just a seal. She turned fitfully, trying to blank out the problems that awaited her up at her own estate. What was so urgent—and so secret—that Rollo, her bailiff, daren’t commit it to paper? Since her husband’s death, his relatives had installed themselves at the villa, no doubt plotting ways to disinherit the widow. Was that it?

The night droned on. The caged beasts struck an uneasy truce and eventually Claudia’s eyelids surrendered once again. But, instead of seeing her mother-in-law’s desiccated features or hearing the carping voice of her sister-in-law in her dreams, the figures of the family whose roof she shared drifted in and out of Claudia’s consciousness.

Roly-poly Pallas. ‘Darling girl, whatever happened? Sit down, sit down. You must drink this, I insist.’ Irrespective of the blood streaming from her forehead, a glass of strong Falernian wine was pressed into her hand.

Pallas changed. He remained the same age, early thirties, but grew leaner, and a hand’s span shorter. The puffing and fussing gave way to authority, and it was Sergius Pictor, head of the household, with his thick, springy curls and saturnine good looks, who was assessing Claudia’s injuries and striding off to pick up her injured bodyguard and driver…

A pale-faced creature introduced herself as Alis, Sergius’ wife, and then turned into his echo. ‘Oh, yes. We must send a wagon immediately,’ she was saying, even though Sergius and the slaves had left…

Another girl, younger than Alis, dark and sultry, could be seen in the background as she leaned against a pillar, watching, pouting and chewing on a lock of hair…

Pallas returned and was forcing a second glass of wine on her when Claudia heard the clatter of chariot wheels in the courtyard. Funny. She hadn’t heard horses.

‘Tulola.’ It was Pallas who made the introductions. ‘Our dear host’s sister.’

There was something odd about the chariot. Richly decorated, richly embellished, it was designed for racing and now, Claudia realized, tall slinky Tulola was dressed as a charioteer. But something was wrong. And then she spotted them. The creatures who pulled it. Six Negroes, glistening with the sweat of their recent exertions…

Tulola was walking towards her. ‘You poor creature.’ She had a long, low stride, almost as though with every pace she had to step over an obstacle. ‘You’re bleeding.’ There was compassion in the voice, if not the eyes, and when she ran her hand down Claudia’s cheek, the fingers were stiff and splayed…

Claudia snapped into wakefulness, instantly aware of the empty space beside her. She cradled the cat’s cushion then thumped and punched and rearranged the lumps in her own bolster. What was in here? Chicken bones? It was good of the Pictors to take her in, she supposed. To patch her wounds, tend the two injured men, to feed, clothe and rest her. But the instant Drusilla turns up, she thought, I am o-f-f, off.

Suddenly there was a blockage in her throat. Oh, she’d find her way here, no question of that. In fact, Claudia had no doubts whatsoever about the intelligence of her sharp, Egyptian cat, only—

The trill of a blackbird interrupted her musing. Just one or two notes and faint at that—she could barely make them out between the howls and the growls—but others would follow and the evidence was conclusive.

Juno be praised, the long night was over.

The road accident instantly forgotten, she flung the counterpane round her shoulders and fumbled her way to the window. It was going to be another dank start, she thought, easing open one narrow shutter, but at least the fog lifts quickly as she knew from experience. She unhooked the second leaf. Oh. Her tattered tunic hung limp on the ledge, but of Drusilla there was no sign. And the mist in front of her suddenly seemed denser.

‘You don’t fool me, you wretched feline.’ Claudia’s breath was white in the pre-dawn air. ‘I know you’re out there.’

Just because the bones of your ancestors lie in the tombs of the Pharaohs, don’t think you can put on airs and graces with me.

‘Sulk all you like, but we both know that one sniff of a sardine and you’ll be over this sill like a shot.’ Whose was that silly, reedy voice? ‘And remember, it’s not my fault you used up four of your lives in one go.’

What was that? It sounded like a soft scuffle. There it was again. Claudia’s breath came out in a rush. ‘Drusilla?’

Tossing the bedspread aside, she picked up her skirts and raced across the room. Although the grey light of dawn was growing paler by the minute, it was nowhere near sufficient and Claudia cursed the upended brazier as bronze collided with shinbone. It was only because she was swearing and hobbling and bleeding and hurting all at the same time that she didn’t realize, until she reached the door, that whatever talents these clever Egyptian moggies might possess, rattling handles isn’t one of them.

‘What?’
She unlocked the door and flung it open.

The man in the doorway was staring at her. ‘I…I…’

His mouth hung open, and either he had a speech impediment or—as she very much suspected—he was stinking drunk. For good measure he produced another guttural gargle and lurched forward.

‘Get away from me, you revolting little dung-beetle!’

He really was the most unprepossessing creature she’d ever had the misfortune to lay eyes on.

The dung-beetle’s mouth opened and closed. ‘I…’

Claudia put out her left hand to push him away while the other tried to slam the door in his face, but he was too fast. He dived towards her. Using both hands, Claudia pushed against his chest, but his arms had closed round her shoulders.

‘Wrong room, buster.’

She daren’t risk connecting her knee with his groin for fear of unbalancing herself—and the prospect of this horny sod on top of her didn’t bear thinking about. Along the atrium, still bright with night-torches, a blonde slave emerged from the kitchens with a wide, steaming bowl. Good. Between the two of them, they might be able to prise this animal off. She tried to call out, but the pressure of his body against hers was threatening to squeeze the life right out of her. Mercifully the girl looked up…and, incredibly, began to scream.

Silly bitch, Claudia thought, nearly buckling under the weight of the gargling lecher, but at least it’s brought help. Doors were opening left, right and centre.

Almost rhythmically, Claudia and the drunk danced in the doorway. He pushed, she pushed, he pushed back, but all the time she was growing weaker and weaker. Surely someone has the sense to yank him off?

Inexplicably everyone seemed to be yelling, and it was only when Claudia finally lost the battle with the dung-beetle and they toppled sideways together, she began to understand why.

The dung-beetle wasn’t drunk. The dung-beetle wasn’t gargling.

The dung-beetle had a bloody great knife in his belly.

II

‘I honestly don’t know what the fuss is about.’

Claudia had changed out of the blood-soaked shift and was silently tapping her toe on the floor. The dining room faced east, where the first rays of sunshine had punched through the mist to give a rich, buttery quality to the landscape beyond and bejewelled the narrow stream that bounced down the hillside to make the valley so rich and so fertile. An early orange-tip butterfly made its wispy flight past the window to investigate the white clouds of arabis that tumbled over the rocks beside the water, and a wagtail bobbed up and down in delight. ‘It’s not as though I killed him.’

The only other occupant of the room glanced up from the pear he was peeling. ‘Darling girl, he’s not breathing and his pulse has stopped. I can’t see
him
dancing the fandango again.’

‘I’m well aware of his condition, Pallas.’ Round the walls, Ganymede was being swept from his flocks by a giant eagle and on the floor, boozy Bacchus frolicked among maenads. ‘The point I’m making’, Claudia ground her heel in Bacchus’ eye, ‘is that it wasn’t
me
who killed him.’

In fact, the whole thing was a mystery. Amid doors flying open and a positively prodigal amount of shouting and squawking, and despite Claudia’s obvious shock and revulsion, she had been conscious of immense confusion within the household. Perhaps it was not entirely surprising that Sergius recovered first. Propelling her gently away from the carnage (and unwittingly straight into his sister’s predatory arms), he could not apologize enough. The shame of it, having a guest subjected to violence. Was she hurt? Was she frightened? She mustn’t be put off by this, please don’t think badly of us, I hope you’ll feel safe still. Tulola, look after her, will you? Hot, honeyed wine, please, to put colour in her cheeks.

Pallas carefully cut away a blemish. ‘Didn’t winter very well,’ he said, chopping the pear in half and sniffing intently. ‘But then neither did the apples. Damp in the fruit store, presumably.’

Outdoors, the five monotonous notes from the wood pigeon perched on the bath-house roof added a curiously sleepy dimension to the proceedings.

‘Claudia, Claudia, what a terrible experience! How you must be feeling!’ Alis fluttered into the breakfast room, pale as ever. ‘Was it—? Oh, I say! What a wonderful tunic! So vibrant. Wherever did you find it?’

‘It’s Tulola’s.’ That, if nothing else, would teach her not to travel light in future. Bright orange cotton with a blue band round the neck and a large blue flounce? It might suit Egyptian hairstyles and heavily painted eyes, but on a sophisticated city girl, it was as out of place as a corpse at a wedding. Corpse? Bad joke, Claudia.

‘It suits you. I mean,
really
suits you.’

‘It makes me look like a common tart.’

Claudia hadn’t realized she’d spoken aloud until Pallas said drily, ‘Definitely Tulola’s, then.’

Alis’ eyes widened in shock. ‘Pallas!’

‘Dear child, you are quite right and I take it back.’ He laid down his chicken wing and swivelled his eyes towards Claudia. ‘My cousin’s morals do not aspire to such heights.’

Colour flooded Alis’ white cheeks. ‘Sssh!’

Pallas began to dissect a quail. ‘I think you’ll find Tulola is aware of my sentiments.’

Claudia bit her lip. ‘Forget Tulola, what about—’

‘Oh dear, were you two in the middle of a conversation?’ Alis clicked her tongue. ‘Well, don’t mind me.’ She unlocked one of the carved chests and examined a green glass jug. ‘Carry on as though I’m not here.’