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Mandibles

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Mandibles

by Jeff Strand

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Copyright (c)2002 Jeff Strand

First published by DDP,August 2002

Double Dragon Publication

www.double-dragon-ebooks.com

Fantasy/Science Fiction

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This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
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First Edition eBook Publication August 8, 2002
*-AUTHOR'S NOTE-*
This novel takes place in Tampa, Florida. However, I have taken some taken some minor liberties with the geography of this fine city, and apologize to its residents.
*-ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NOTE-*
While I'm apologizing, I should probably mention that I've taken a few scientific liberties as well, many of which involve plus-size ants running around killing people. I would like to emphasize that the instances of ant-related fatalities in this novel are purely the product of the author's imagination and in no way represent factual events that the author managed to uncover and was ordered by the United States government not to share with the general public.
I would also like to apologize to all of the professional physicists in the world for the occasional glitch in the laws of physics. This should in no way be taken as any kind of attack on your hard work, but rather a criticism of an education system that would allow an author such as myself to graduate with such feeble knowledge of how the real world works.
Most importantly, I would like to apologize to the designers, manufacturers, and retailers of extension cords worldwide for the treatment of their product in this work of fiction. When used for their intended purpose, extension cords are a handy, affordable, and attractive addition to any home or business. I highly recommend that all readers of this novel patronize their local businesses and purchase extension cords on a regular basis.
As one final note, any characters that seem underdeveloped are based upon real-life individuals, and it quite frankly is not my fault if they could use a little boost in the personality department, if you know what I mean.
*-PROLOGUE-*
Charlie flung his bag of gummi bears into the sink, disgusted and furious. This wasn't the lousy generic brand that Lauren always bought; these were direct-from-Germany, premium quality gummi bears, one of the few pleasures in his miserable life, and now the whole bag was filled with ants.
He smacked his fist against the counter. "Damn it, woman, you left the bag open again! Are you going to learn to follow my rules or do I have to start slapping you around?"
Charlie cringed and looked frantically toward the kitchen doorway. He hadn't meant to say that quite so loud. _Please, God, please, please, please don't let her have heard that over the television_, he prayed.
"What was that, honey?" Lauren called out from the living room.
"Nothing."
"Are the dishes finished?"
"Yes."
"Did you wipe off the table?"
"No."
"Then the dishes aren't done, are they?"
Charlie wanted to argue that, technically, wiping off the dinner table had nothing to do with washing the dishes, but he was still rattled from his close call. Anyway, he hadn't worked up the courage to argue that little detail with her in eight years of marriage. Maybe tomorrow.
He peered into the sink. Several of the tiny red ants had crawled out of the bag and were making their way up the side. _Perhaps some swimming lessons are in order_, he thought as he turned on the hot water full blast. He picked up the sprayer and directed the water at the ants on the side of the sink, knocking them off. He envisioned little Lauren faces on them as they swirled down the drain, screaming in unbearable agony.
He picked up the bag by the bottom corner and shook out its contents, gasping as hundreds, maybe thousands of ants poured out. He could barely even see the colors of the gummi bears. Some of the ants ran up the bag toward his arm, so he quickly dropped it.
_Time to perish, Lauren-ants_. He flipped on the garbage disposal, grinning wickedly as he sprayed more and more of the ants to their doom. Some others tried to escape up the side of the sink again, but he sprayed around the rim and took care of the rest of them. It wasn't long before all of the Lauren-ants had been washed down the drain, their incessant complaining silenced for all eternity.
Lauren was saying something over the noise. He flipped off the switch. "What was that?"
"I said, quit playing with the garbage disposal."
"I wasn't playing with it. I was using it."
"It doesn't take two minutes to use the garbage disposal."
"There were ants in my gummi bears."
"Then you shouldn't have left the bag open."
Charlie clenched his fists but didn't say anything. He'd seen a bit of orange gummi bear in Lauren's teeth last night, and knew for certain that _he_ would never leave a bag of direct-from-Germany, premium-quality gummi bears exposed to the elements, but arguing the issue would be a waste of time.
Oh well. He was thirty-eight years old, and far too mature to grieve over a simple bag of candy. The ants got into it, the ants had suffered their deserved fate, and that was the end of it. Once her show ended, Lauren might let him switch over to the Sci-Fi Channel and then everything would be okay.
"Did you check for more of them?" Lauren called out.
"More what?" he asked.
"Ants," Lauren replied, her voice clearly indicating that he was a gargantuan idiot.
"No, I got 'em all."
"I mean, did you check the rest of the food? They could have gotten into more things."
"I don't think so. I only saw them in the gummi bears."
"Well why don't you _check_?"
Charlie decided to check. He opened the pantry door and searched the floor carefully. No sign of any ants amidst the numerous shreds of onionskins that had fallen through the bottom wire shelf. He glanced at the shelves, and everything looked okay.
He wanted to walk out into the living room and ask her if he should open up the canned goods to ensure that they were ant-free, but he decided that it wasn't a good idea. Lauren's sense of humor tended toward the non-existent.
A box of cereal on the top shelf was open. Not surprisingly, it wasn't his Froot Loops or Count Chocula that had been left open, but Lauren's grain cereal with the unpronounceable name. She should be the one in here looking for bugs in the food.
He took down the box and peered inside. Not only had she left the box open, but also she hadn't bothered to roll down the top of the bag. And yes, the cereal was absolutely swarming with tiny red ants.
He closed up the top and headed for the garbage can, but no, Lauren should at least see that it was _her_ cereal that was infested. She always tried to blame everything on him, but she knew darn well that he never touched her crappy twig cereal.
"You left your cereal open," he said, displaying the box as he stepped into the living room. Lauren was lying on the couch, feet propped up on the armrest, bony legs bent at the knee.
"Then maybe you should close it," she suggested, glaring at him with her eyes of Satan.
"Too late. The ants already got it, see?" He opened the lid and waved the box at her.
"No, I don't wanna see. Just throw it away. What's the matter with you?"
"I just thought you might want to see."
"Why would I want to see a bunch of bugs in my cereal? Maybe if you wouldn't forget to close the pantry door this wouldn't happen."
Charlie frowned. Now _that_ was going too far. "The door ends an inch from the floor," he pointed out. "There's no ant in the world that couldn't get in under there."
Lauren sighed. "Why are we having this conversation?"
"I was just saying -- "
"I know what you were just saying, but you can't possibly think it's important, can you?"
Charlie resisted the urge to throw the box of cereal at her. "You said that it was my fault for leaving the pantry door open, and I was saying that the ants would have gotten in anyway, that's all."
"Well it's not a big deal either way. Just throw away the box."
"The only reason it's not a big deal is because it's your fault instead of mine."
Lauren swung her legs off the armrest and planted them on the floor. "Honey? Throw the box away, okay?"
Charlie didn't move. Maybe he _should_ throw the box at her. Hit her right in the face. A nice big mouthful of ants might shut her up for a while.
"Charlie? Are you listening?"
The ants might even devour her tongue. Then she'd never be able to gripe at him again unless she learned sign language, and she hated to study.
He could do it. He could throw the box.
It would be all her fault.
"Charlie!"
"I'm sorry," said Charlie, lowering the box.
"That's okay. I just don't see why you have to make a big deal out of everything. Finish up in the kitchen and we'll watch whatever you want."
Charlie nodded and turned away, then cried out as burning pain tore through the back of his hand. He dropped the box of cereal as a swarm of red ants quickly moved across his wrist.
"Help me!" he wailed, desperately trying to brush them off. Lauren immediately jumped off the couch and rushed over to him. The back of his hand was already covered with dozens of small welts, and the agony was incredible.
Lauren grabbed his other arm and dragged him into the kitchen. She pulled him over to the sink and turned on the faucet. "Put your arm under it!"
Whimpering, Charlie held his arm under the water. It was scalding hot, but that couldn't compare to the unbelievable burning pain in his hand. He'd been stung by bees several times and it was no big deal ... how could ant stings possibly hurt this bad?
Lauren used the sprayer to wash the rest of the ants off his arm. Once they were all gone, she took the dishtowel from where it hung over the refrigerator door handle and gently blotted his arm dry. His hand and arm were already starting to swell up.
"Are you okay?" she asked. "How bad does it hurt?"
"It's like my hand is on -- " he began, and then let out a scream. "_They're under my shirt_!"
He could feel some ants scurrying across his shoulder. With Lauren's help, he quickly pulled off his shirt and threw it to the floor.
"I don't see them!" said Lauren.
Charlie fell to his knees and began smacking the back of his neck, where the pain was at its worst. "Get them off me!" he shrieked.
"I still can't see them!"
"They're in my hair!"
Charlie began to claw at his scalp, practically sobbing. How could they sting him so many times so quickly? It was like somebody had jabbed red-hot needles along the ants' path.
He was going to die. He'd read about people dying from ant stings in Florida before, and was never able to figure out how something like that could happen, even to the elderly people who were the usual victims. Now he knew.
He was barely aware of his surroundings as Lauren pulled him to his feet and led him to the bathroom. She shoved him into the shower, turned on the water, and hurriedly helped him out of the rest of his clothes. The cold water eased the pain a bit, and he vigorously scrubbed at his hair, trying to rinse out the insects.
"Just stay under the water!" Lauren said. "I'll go get help!"
Charlie nodded and grabbed the shampoo bottle. He squeezed some into his palm and began rubbing it into his hair, hoping that would help get rid of the ants. He wasn't feeling any new stings, and while the pain was still excruciating, it was starting to subside just a bit.
Over the spray of the shower he could hear Lauren talking on the phone. Her loud mouth had never been more welcome. She'd take care of him. An ambulance would be here soon, and then he'd be fine. The only reason anybody ever died from ant stings was because they didn't get medical attention in time. Lauren wouldn't let him die.
Then he felt something dig into his left eye.
Total panic took over. His feet slipped out from under him. And the burning misery went away for good as his head struck the tile floor.
*-CHAPTER ONE-*
In her six years as a dental assistant, Roberta Alten had encountered some of the nastiest breath imaginable. Breath that made your nostrils burn and your eyes water. But this ... this went beyond simple human decency. This was the kind of breath that could make a devout priest question his faith, for if God truly loved His creations, how could He allow any of them to be subjected to this hellish halitosis?
But she was a professional and would behave as one. She fit the temporary crown over the lower left second bicuspid and shoved it down with her thumb. "Bite down," she said, removing her hand from his mouth. She was thankful for the rubber glove. Otherwise the patient's breath might have made her fingerprints dissolve away.
The patient, a heavyset man in his fifties, bit down.
"How does it feel? Too high?"
The patient nodded. "Uh-huh."
Roberta popped out the crown and filed it down a bit. After a couple more tries the fit was right.
"We'll set you a follow-up appointment in about ten days so you can get the permanent one," she said, as the patient got out of the chair. "Just try not to eat anything hard or sticky on that side of your mouth and you'll be fine." _And try to exhale as rarely as possible_, she mentally added.
After directing him over to Agnes Vale, the receptionist, Roberta glanced at her watch. Just after six. Dr. Ruiz kept the office open for extended hours on Thursdays, so she'd be here until at least seven, probably later. But they'd be closed tomorrow for the Fourth of July, and nothing in her last hour or so could possibly be worse than that breath-o-death.
She'd worked at three different dental offices since she graduated from college, and the office of Dr. Daniel Ruiz was far and away her favorite. He was a short, mostly bald man of about sixty, with a thick mustache and ever-present smile. He was also an incessant practical joker, and while he never played any pranks on his patients (though he'd think up at least two or three good ones every week), his staff received the full brunt of his sense of humor. You never knew where a set of wind-up chattery teeth might be waiting for you.
It was a very small office, located in a strip mall along with an ice cream shop and a travel agency. The video store next door had made a valiant attempt to stay in business, but finally succumbed to the unstoppable force of the huge rental chains. Roberta had felt terrible as she watched the husband-and-wife owners walk out of the store for the last time, especially because she did most of her renting at Blockbuster.
Anyway, the video store was going to be replaced by a Chinese restaurant, which pretty well ended any hope of Roberta sticking with her diet this time. Why couldn't they open a granola shop instead?
The good news was that they were finally repaving the parking lot. At least she thought they were. Phase one, the "ripping the hell out of the old parking lot" phase had been completed three weeks ago, but phase two, the "putting nice new pavement on the parking lot" phase had yet to begin, so they had to use the parking lot of the grocery store next door. The extra walk wasn't exactly a cardiovascular workout, but it was always nice to have something new to complain about.
Dr. Ruiz peeked his head into the room. "I just gave Mr. Davidson the Novocain. I think he sat on one of the needles, so when he's numb, you steal his wallet, yes?"
"Sure thing," said Roberta, giving him a mock salute.
"Good, good, we need the money. Too many people brushing too well. Bad for business." Dr. Ruiz winked at her. "See you at the root canal."
"Oooooh, my favorite! Save a good spot for me."
"I will. Bring popcorn," Dr. Ruiz said as he left.
Smiling, Roberta took off her gloves and dropped them into the wastebasket. Since his five grandchildren were visiting from Arizona, Dr. Ruiz was even more cheerful than usual. He was going to take them to Universal Studios' Islands of Adventure over the long weekend and had even invited Roberta to tag along, probably to watch the youngest two children, while Dr. Ruiz took the older ones on ferocious roller coasters. It sounded like fun, but once the temperature passed the ninety-degree mark, standing outside in long lines lost a great deal of its allure. Besides, she already had plans.
She'd only gone out with Tony once, but he was pleasant enough and certainly worth a second date. And he was black, so maybe her parents would get over their conniption fit. Two months ago, she'd dated a white guy and they hadn't spoken to her since. They never much cared for the idea of her working for a Hispanic, either. Her parents probably wouldn't mind if she ran off with some bone-through-the-nose cannibal as long as she was dating within her own race.
Her friends often told her that somebody in her late twenties shouldn't be concerned with what her parents thought of her boyfriends, but Roberta couldn't help it. She wasn't about to change her dating habits to suit them, but their opinions certainly mattered to her, even the blatantly stupid ones.
As she walked out of the room, Agnes set down her can of root beer and waved her over. "Mr. and Mrs. Taylor just called at the last minute to cancel their appointments," she said, covering her mouth as she yawned. "They were pretty mad that we're not going to be open tomorrow."
"Weren't they just coming in for tooth whitening?" Roberta asked.
"Yeah, but they needed it for their son's wedding on Saturday. Evidently the whole event is going to be ruined because of us."
"Well, there are lots of dentists in Tampa, I'm sure that somehow their son's wedding will be saved from disaster. What're your plans for this weekend?"
Agnes yawned again. "Sleeping. Studying."
She was fifty-two years old, but had gone back to school and started taking night classes after her divorce last year. Roberta admired her ambition, even if the instances of oversleeping and being late for work were becoming a bit too frequent. "Sounds like a good plan."
"Nah, wild sex would be a good plan, but I'll probably have to be happy with sleeping and studying."
Roberta gave her a pat on the shoulder then walked back to the room with Dr. Ruiz and his patient, Zachary Davidson. Zachary was forty, well tanned from outdoor work, and ruggedly handsome. He wore an orange Buccaneers tee shirt. He'd been in three times this month, and Roberta couldn't quite figure out how much of his curmudgeonly nature was an act.
"Numb yet?" she asked.
"Gettin' there," Zachary said in his cigarette-ravaged voice. "Hey, did you see that show on the Discovery Channel last night? The one about mummies?"
Roberta shook her head. "I don't have cable."
"You don't need cable. A guy sold me this descrambler thing, lets me pick up all the satellite TV signals I want, and I don't have to pay some damn cable company every month. Those cable companies, they screw you over every which way they can. I tried it for a month, they didn't even send me a bill, just a note that said 'Bend Over.'"
"Aren't you worried about getting caught?"
"Hell no. Satellite signals come through the air, right? Ain't nobody tellin' me what I can or can't do with the air on my own property."
"A good point," said Dr. Ruiz.
"Did you see the mummy thing?" Zachary asked him.
"No. My grandchildren are visiting. Nothing but cartoons."
"Oh. That sucks. Anyway, they were showin' these mummies and how this guy made his own mummy, just like the Egyptians did. It was freaky. I've got a few people I'd like to mummify while they're still alive, but that's another story. Like that guy who does those lawyer commercials, you know him?"
"I might," said Roberta.
"Yeah, you know him. Loud guy. Got that stuff in his hair. I wouldn't trust him to get me out of a jaywalkin' ticket. But I guess people call him, or he wouldn't be able to afford TV commercials. People just got no common sense these days."
"Maybe another shot will numb you more quickly," said Dr. Ruiz.
Zachary chuckled. "I'm just playin' around. Except for that damn lawyer. Whoa, look at that!" He pointed at the floor near his feet and sat up in the chair.
Roberta didn't see anything. "What was it?"
"A roach, I think."
"Are you sure?" asked Roberta, crouching down.
"It kind of looked like an ant, but it was too big. I hope it didn't crawl over anything you're goin' to put in my mouth."
Roberta glanced around the floor. "I don't see it. I'm sure it wasn't a roach."
"Well, I saw somethin', unless you slipped a little bonus juice in my Novocain. You may want to get this place fumigated."
"We keep it very sanitary in here," Dr. Ruiz assured him.
"Oh, don't worry, I trust you," said Zachary. "Just lettin' you know that you might have a roach problem. I can recommend a good guy to take care of it, if you want. You've gotta watch his ass to make sure he don't rip you off as far as the cost, but he'll get rid of those things, I promise you."
"I know somebody," said Dr. Ruiz. "Now just take a deep breath, relax, and we'll get started."
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