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Authors: Colin Harrison
“Yes, the fertilityâ”
“How much?”
“For all of them?” the man squeaked.
“Yes, quickly.”
The man looked from mask to mask. “Well, fifty ⦠and eighty-two ⦠it would come to about two hundred and sixty thousand, I believe ⦠yes, that isâ”
“One-seventy.”
The man looked as if he was trying to smile while being shot in the chest “I'm very sorry, I did notâ”
“One hundred and seventy thousand for all four, take it or leave it.”
The man nodded miserably. “You've been most generous.”
“See Campbell on the way out.”
“Why, thank you, Mr. Hobbs, I'm quite pleased that we have been able toâ”
“Good day, sir.” He turned back to me, green eyes bright “Now, I was saying ⦠yes, Caroline Crowley is sending me videotapes, Mr. Wren. It's the same one each time. I don't like getting these tapes. Only by the grace of my loyal personal staff do these tapes not find their way out of my office. I personally destroy each one, and then, sooner or later, she sends me another one. Here, to this office. It makes me a bit insane, Mr. Wren, it makes me”âhe paused, his cavernous mouth open, eyebrows archedâ“it makes me irrational, Mr. Wren. And why? For the obvious reason, Mr. Wren. I'm
afraid that one of these tapes will be out and get played on television or something. It's quite a nasty little tape, very embarrassing, I must say.”
afraid that one of these tapes will be out and get played on television or something. It's quite a nasty little tape, very embarrassing, I must say.”
“You're doing something unsavory?”
He hummed. “I am compromised by the tape, let us say that.”
“You want to tell me what's on the tape?”
“Not at all.”
“When did the tapes start coming?”
“The first?” Hobbs frowned. “The first was about sixteen months ago.”
“Before or after Simonâ”
“
After
, Mr. Wren, shortly
after
the death of her paramour or husband or whatever he was.”
After
, Mr. Wren, shortly
after
the death of her paramour or husband or whatever he was.”
“Why is Caroline sending you the tape, if I may ask?”
“Ah, an impossible thing to answer.”
“You know her?”
Hobbs looked at me and wheezed heavily. “I am
familiar
with her.” He waited for me to understand whatever this meant, exactly. “Do I genuinely know the woman? No. Is it possible for any man to
know
a woman? I doubt it.”
familiar
with her.” He waited for me to understand whatever this meant, exactly. “Do I genuinely know the woman? No. Is it possible for any man to
know
a woman? I doubt it.”
“Do you know that she's sending it?”
“As a matter of documented fact, no. As a matter of extreme likelihood, yes. I know that she is aware of the existence of the tape and its contents; I know, too, that she is the only
logical
person I can think of who would be in a position to have it.”
logical
person I can think of who would be in a position to have it.”
“She wants money for it?”
“Apparently not. There has been no request made. Oh, it's bloody fucking psychologically clever, you know!”
He had a strange, energetic magnetism to him and for a moment I was silent.
“Why can't you hire some invisible people to invisibly go through her apartment or follow her around or do whatever invisible people do?”
“Oh, we have, we have,” Hobbs said, “not that she doesn't know it. But nothing.”
I wondered if he knew about the rented vault in the Malaysian
bank. “And so I'm here because you want
me
to ask her to stop sending the tape?”
bank. “And so I'm here because you want
me
to ask her to stop sending the tape?”
“Oh, better than that, sir.” Hobbs smoothed his hands against each other. “A good bit better. I myself have asked her to stop doing so on a number of occasions. I even offered to buy it from her, at a sum notable for its absurdity. But she always insists to me that she is
not
sending the tape, which, frankly, I do not believe.”
not
sending the tape, which, frankly, I do not believe.”
“So I ask her about the tape and she tells me she's not sending it.”
Here he leaned forward malevolently. “Then you keep going, sir. You make do. A little pluck, a little luck. You improvise. I am told that this afternoon you entered a certain Malaysian bank with our Miss Crowley. She has been seen to go into this bank from time to time, and naturally I wonder if she may be keeping the tape there.”
I looked at him. “This whole thing is crazyâ”
“That's right, sir!” He stood suddenly and I realized that in addition to being a grotesquely wide man, Hobbs was quite tall, too. “Crazy is just the word for it! A crazy, bloody irritation to someone like
me
who must conduct business in thirty-odd countries. It is a point of
business
, Mr. Wren, nothing more, nothing less. I cannot have this tape just
circulating
in the universe.” He waved his meaty hands about him, and the very size of them seemed to inscribe the cosmos around his gigantic bulk. “You are my employee. I can fire you and I can fire your bosses all the way up the line. I can fire everyone in your newspaper, Mr. Wren, and if I did, it would cause me no loss of sleep. I'd hire someone else. I've got a number of very good people in London this minute who would love to work in New York. Love to flit about the Manhattan candle! Talent is cheap, Mr. Wren, yours included. You think you're the only one who can tramp around some sad little scene and hack out the requisite dose of maudlin prose? Please, sir.
Please!
I can throw a
bone
in the
street
and get a newspaper staff. I've done it in Melbourne, I've done it in London, and I could do it here. Now then, you are my employee and you are fucking Caroline Crowley and that
means you are
in her life
. I want you to get that tape for me, Mr. Wren. I want that tape bloody well fast, and I'm not going to listen to any protest about it. Good-bye, sir.”
me
who must conduct business in thirty-odd countries. It is a point of
business
, Mr. Wren, nothing more, nothing less. I cannot have this tape just
circulating
in the universe.” He waved his meaty hands about him, and the very size of them seemed to inscribe the cosmos around his gigantic bulk. “You are my employee. I can fire you and I can fire your bosses all the way up the line. I can fire everyone in your newspaper, Mr. Wren, and if I did, it would cause me no loss of sleep. I'd hire someone else. I've got a number of very good people in London this minute who would love to work in New York. Love to flit about the Manhattan candle! Talent is cheap, Mr. Wren, yours included. You think you're the only one who can tramp around some sad little scene and hack out the requisite dose of maudlin prose? Please, sir.
Please!
I can throw a
bone
in the
street
and get a newspaper staff. I've done it in Melbourne, I've done it in London, and I could do it here. Now then, you are my employee and you are fucking Caroline Crowley and that
means you are
in her life
. I want you to get that tape for me, Mr. Wren. I want that tape bloody well fast, and I'm not going to listen to any protest about it. Good-bye, sir.”
I didn't stand. “Hobbs, you're out of your mind.”
“I said good-bye, sir.”
We stared at each other. “Hey, know what? I barely know the woman. If you haven't scared it out of her, or stolen it from her, then I'm not going to get it. Seriously.” I held out my hands and shrugged. “Right? Plus I could spare myself the trouble and hop to another paper.”
“Won't work,” Hobbs said. “We'll come up with some reason you were fired. Embezzling company gold, perhaps. Excessive drinking at social functions! Some very nasty, protracted lawsuit. Motions and countermotions, lawyers slavering away on my tab, lawyers slavering away on yours.” The theatricality of the conceit amused him. “You could counter-sue for litigational harassment or whatever it is called over here and then we could do the same. We could draw it out for years. Years! Or as long as your money held out. Believe me, this is not hard to do. I did it in Australia just last year, as a matter of fact. Fellow called my bluff and it went very poorly for him after that.” His expression went cold. “I know a bit about you, Mr. Wren, I know how difficult it would be for you to fend off my lawyers, even with your wife's income. I know what you paid for that property in downtown Manhattan. Quite a bit, yes. And you did a very smart thing, sir. You took out a mortgage, which men have been doing since the fifth century. You, sir, being an educated man, have studied the interest rate cycles. You did quite well! You remortgaged your house in December of 1993, and you hit the twenty-three-year low in American interest rates. You felt quite good about that, I'd bet, and judging from the size of the mortgage, you figured the more leverage, the better. Quite clever! Every last penny, I'd bet! What did you do? Mortgage your wife's shoes? Mortgage the dog?” And here he threw his head back and laughed at the vanities of a small man such as I. “You, sir, are carrying a mortgage of five hundred and twenty thousand dollars! A shocking amount! You need five
thousand dollars a month to service that loan. By my calculations your salary goes toward the house and your wife's covers everything else. Do you
dare
fall out of work for three or four months? Do you think the bank will be forgiving if you fall behind?”
thousand dollars a month to service that loan. By my calculations your salary goes toward the house and your wife's covers everything else. Do you
dare
fall out of work for three or four months? Do you think the bank will be forgiving if you fall behind?”
I shrugged. This was all bluster, so far as I was willing to let on. Lisa made a good salary; if need be we could live on it. The house could be sold.
“Or we could simply let your wife know what it is you are up to.”
This scared me, but I rubbed my eyes in boredom.
“Or we might find that your wife had operated on someone we know and that, sadly, she did not do such a terrific job, and we could then secure an allegation of malpracticeâ” He saw me look up quickly. “Yes, perhaps
that
is what you will find motivating.”
that
is what you will find motivating.”
When two men sit in a room confronting each other, as I did then with Hobbs, their own two fathers are also there. His father had created and then built up a chain of newspapers in Australia in the 1940s, and I knew that as a boy Hobbs had sat at the knee of some of the most powerful men on that continent, being schooled in the political and financial arts. My own father, who owned two hardware stores, was the son of a potato farmer who'd had a bag of arsenic fall on him in 1947. My grandfather had sucked up a lungful of the poison and had never been the same, weakening, then losing the farm my father grew up on. Consequently, my father had conducted himself with a cautious dignity. A good man, a kind man, devoted to his motherless son but incapable of teaching me about the worldly matters of money and power, for he had none. How he would hate to see where I was then.
“Let us understand each other, Mr. Wren,” Hobbs went on. “I would not be engaging you in this way unless I thought you were capable of fulfilling my request. I have read your file. Let's be frank, you and I. You are a broken-down hack columnist. I have perhaps fifty men and women like you working at my papers in England and Australia and in the States. I know the type. Formerly ambitious, good for the
legwork. Now? Well, hmmânow not so good. Jaded, making a lot of moneyâwhat are we paying you?” He looked down at the figure on his sheet of paper and shrugged; it was a pittance to him, shoeshine money, dandelion dust. “You've got some stock grammatical constructions, and some reporter's tricks, and you're careful with the good columns, and very clever with the bad ones, and you stay late to be sure the copy editors don't weaken the way you've positioned your quotes. This sounds familiar, I know. You vacillate between deep cynicism and boundless faith. You feel beaten down by the roar. You love your wife and children, but everybody is getting a little older every day. And then along comes a woman. You figure you are not getting into so much. But this was where you were wrong, Mr. Wren. This was where you didn't know enough. I came attached to Caroline Crowley. Imagine my delight, Mr. Wren, imagine how pleased I was to learn that Caroline Crowley's latest lover is a trained investigative reporter! And one of my own employees!” Hobb's face lifted into a fleshy mask of manic delight. “Here was the man who would get that tape back for me! As I said, Mr. Wren, I've read some of your work. And you know what? You
were
good ⦠once. People would talk to you, tell you things they wouldn't tell anyone else. You had something. Now, who knows? What are you, almost forty? That's rather early to burn out. You need a challenge, I think. You were good once and now you're going to have to become good
again
, sir. For me.”
legwork. Now? Well, hmmânow not so good. Jaded, making a lot of moneyâwhat are we paying you?” He looked down at the figure on his sheet of paper and shrugged; it was a pittance to him, shoeshine money, dandelion dust. “You've got some stock grammatical constructions, and some reporter's tricks, and you're careful with the good columns, and very clever with the bad ones, and you stay late to be sure the copy editors don't weaken the way you've positioned your quotes. This sounds familiar, I know. You vacillate between deep cynicism and boundless faith. You feel beaten down by the roar. You love your wife and children, but everybody is getting a little older every day. And then along comes a woman. You figure you are not getting into so much. But this was where you were wrong, Mr. Wren. This was where you didn't know enough. I came attached to Caroline Crowley. Imagine my delight, Mr. Wren, imagine how pleased I was to learn that Caroline Crowley's latest lover is a trained investigative reporter! And one of my own employees!” Hobb's face lifted into a fleshy mask of manic delight. “Here was the man who would get that tape back for me! As I said, Mr. Wren, I've read some of your work. And you know what? You
were
good ⦠once. People would talk to you, tell you things they wouldn't tell anyone else. You had something. Now, who knows? What are you, almost forty? That's rather early to burn out. You need a challenge, I think. You were good once and now you're going to have to become good
again
, sir. For me.”
T
he essence of a threat: a task is demanded of one; if the task is performed, the threat is removed. If the task is not performed, the one who has made the threat chooses whether or not to enforce the punishment, and he understands that if he does not enforce it, then soon no one will believe his threats. I know this. I know this in a thousand ways, not the least of which is as a parent. Husbands and wives also threaten each other, although usually not so overtly. An eyebrow will do. A muttered response. Lisa takes a breath and holds it and then glares. I learned long ago that her threats, though rare, are to be respected; after all, here is a woman who regularly presses a scalpel into human flesh. I take her threats as gravely as I did those of my high-school football coach, a bona fide sadist who used to promise us “whistle laps,” a dreaded punishment in the August heat, if we didn't “look sharp” in practice. His was a system of interlocking, escalating threats, not just to one's immediate threshold of pain but to one's very seventeen-year-old male essence. At the Champlain Valley Athletic Conference championship game, played in Plattsburgh, New York, on December 2, 1977, with everyone in the world I knew and loved sitting in the grandstands, my coach threatened to have me “folding towels on the bench” if I didn't put the hit on the opposing team's wide receiver, a black guy named Pernell “D.J.” Snyder, who was on his way to a full scholarship at
USC in part because he ran the hundred-yard dash in 9.4 secondsâexactly one second faster than I did. D.J. was terrifying my coach with his blazing, high-stepping sprints down the sideline. “Do you love towels, Wren?” my coach screamed. “Do you love soft little white towels that you can fold?” D.J., getting warm with the game, was becoming
faster
and, sensing my fear, had started trash-talking me in his deep voice: “Yo, boy, I'ma catch one on you, boy.” Only the ineptitude of the opposing quarterback had thus far saved me. If D.J. actually caught the ball, he was goneâI could grow wings, I could beg God, nothing would let me catch him. Then, in the fourth quarter, with our team clinging to a three-point lead, the ball was finally thrown accurately to D.J., and as I watched it spiral across the blue skyâas I saw D.J.'s hands reach out, his black fingers wigglingâI understood that I had a choice to hit him cleanly under the knees or administer some real hurt. I went high and hard, with everything in my one hundred and seventy-eight pounds. D.J. dropped the ball and grunted as he was knocked out. I dislocated my shoulder, damaging it forever. Both of us lay still on the cold field. I was penalized, but we won the game. That night, whacked out on painkillers, I lay in the front seat of my father's pickup truck with my girlfriend. She was a sweet girl named Annie Frey, and I used to beg her to wear her seat belt because I thought she drove too fast. She couldn't see the threat of her own recklessness, however, and she rolled her car over four months later and bled to death on a dark stretch of road that I have purposefully never returned to.
he essence of a threat: a task is demanded of one; if the task is performed, the threat is removed. If the task is not performed, the one who has made the threat chooses whether or not to enforce the punishment, and he understands that if he does not enforce it, then soon no one will believe his threats. I know this. I know this in a thousand ways, not the least of which is as a parent. Husbands and wives also threaten each other, although usually not so overtly. An eyebrow will do. A muttered response. Lisa takes a breath and holds it and then glares. I learned long ago that her threats, though rare, are to be respected; after all, here is a woman who regularly presses a scalpel into human flesh. I take her threats as gravely as I did those of my high-school football coach, a bona fide sadist who used to promise us “whistle laps,” a dreaded punishment in the August heat, if we didn't “look sharp” in practice. His was a system of interlocking, escalating threats, not just to one's immediate threshold of pain but to one's very seventeen-year-old male essence. At the Champlain Valley Athletic Conference championship game, played in Plattsburgh, New York, on December 2, 1977, with everyone in the world I knew and loved sitting in the grandstands, my coach threatened to have me “folding towels on the bench” if I didn't put the hit on the opposing team's wide receiver, a black guy named Pernell “D.J.” Snyder, who was on his way to a full scholarship at
USC in part because he ran the hundred-yard dash in 9.4 secondsâexactly one second faster than I did. D.J. was terrifying my coach with his blazing, high-stepping sprints down the sideline. “Do you love towels, Wren?” my coach screamed. “Do you love soft little white towels that you can fold?” D.J., getting warm with the game, was becoming
faster
and, sensing my fear, had started trash-talking me in his deep voice: “Yo, boy, I'ma catch one on you, boy.” Only the ineptitude of the opposing quarterback had thus far saved me. If D.J. actually caught the ball, he was goneâI could grow wings, I could beg God, nothing would let me catch him. Then, in the fourth quarter, with our team clinging to a three-point lead, the ball was finally thrown accurately to D.J., and as I watched it spiral across the blue skyâas I saw D.J.'s hands reach out, his black fingers wigglingâI understood that I had a choice to hit him cleanly under the knees or administer some real hurt. I went high and hard, with everything in my one hundred and seventy-eight pounds. D.J. dropped the ball and grunted as he was knocked out. I dislocated my shoulder, damaging it forever. Both of us lay still on the cold field. I was penalized, but we won the game. That night, whacked out on painkillers, I lay in the front seat of my father's pickup truck with my girlfriend. She was a sweet girl named Annie Frey, and I used to beg her to wear her seat belt because I thought she drove too fast. She couldn't see the threat of her own recklessness, however, and she rolled her car over four months later and bled to death on a dark stretch of road that I have purposefully never returned to.
Yes, I understand what a threat is and that is why I do not understand why I dallied for four or five days after Hobbs threatened me. No doubt I resented his intrusion into my affairsâmy
affair.
Instead I fished around for a column. There was all manner of mishap in the city, but none of it seemed remarkable. Shoot-'em-ups, sex murders, money-laundering ringsânothing clicked. The city editor kept changing the page-one story, flipping between national and local stories. No celebrities were getting arrested, collapsing onstage, or otherwise being outrageous. The TV guys abandoned their
Richard Lancaster death-watch and he promptly died. No one cared. The criminals were nickel-and-diming it. The politicians were all in the islands. The firemen were saving everybody. The city's snow-removal budget was spent. My editor looked at me once or twice, his expression meaning
Got anything good?
but he could tell I wasn't turning up the right cards. I floated a lame piece of ha-ha about an old guy who was retiring from the Coney Island freak show because kids were no longer interested in seeing him bang nails up his nose or swallow smoking cigarettes. They preferred the freak shows on the Internet. Irony, ha-ha. I was
wasting time
. I see now that those precious days could have made a difference, but I let them slide by, as if paralytically contemplating the insertion of a long needle, the injection of which would jolt me into frenetic activity. On those mornings, I retrieved the newspapers piled in front of our gate and flipped through the business sections with a sick fascination, seeking news that showed Hobbs was preoccupied with topics other than me. As his secretary had said he would, Hobbs had flown west, and I was able to track his movements from Los Angeles to Hong Kong, where he was meeting with Chinese authorities about the broadcast capabilities of his television network, and then on to Melbourne and New Delhi. In each instance he commented on whatever deal was pending or completed, or on the general direction of his company, and in reference to some South Korean officials who were slow to respond to a $900 million offer he'd made, he was quoted in the
Asian Wall Street Journal
as saying, “I don't wait for others to see it my way; I state my case and then proceed, thank you.” The words weren't about me, but nonetheless I gaped anxiously at them. Isn't the measure of the man in the smallest utterances as much as in the grandest gestures?
affair.
Instead I fished around for a column. There was all manner of mishap in the city, but none of it seemed remarkable. Shoot-'em-ups, sex murders, money-laundering ringsânothing clicked. The city editor kept changing the page-one story, flipping between national and local stories. No celebrities were getting arrested, collapsing onstage, or otherwise being outrageous. The TV guys abandoned their
Richard Lancaster death-watch and he promptly died. No one cared. The criminals were nickel-and-diming it. The politicians were all in the islands. The firemen were saving everybody. The city's snow-removal budget was spent. My editor looked at me once or twice, his expression meaning
Got anything good?
but he could tell I wasn't turning up the right cards. I floated a lame piece of ha-ha about an old guy who was retiring from the Coney Island freak show because kids were no longer interested in seeing him bang nails up his nose or swallow smoking cigarettes. They preferred the freak shows on the Internet. Irony, ha-ha. I was
wasting time
. I see now that those precious days could have made a difference, but I let them slide by, as if paralytically contemplating the insertion of a long needle, the injection of which would jolt me into frenetic activity. On those mornings, I retrieved the newspapers piled in front of our gate and flipped through the business sections with a sick fascination, seeking news that showed Hobbs was preoccupied with topics other than me. As his secretary had said he would, Hobbs had flown west, and I was able to track his movements from Los Angeles to Hong Kong, where he was meeting with Chinese authorities about the broadcast capabilities of his television network, and then on to Melbourne and New Delhi. In each instance he commented on whatever deal was pending or completed, or on the general direction of his company, and in reference to some South Korean officials who were slow to respond to a $900 million offer he'd made, he was quoted in the
Asian Wall Street Journal
as saying, “I don't wait for others to see it my way; I state my case and then proceed, thank you.” The words weren't about me, but nonetheless I gaped anxiously at them. Isn't the measure of the man in the smallest utterances as much as in the grandest gestures?
I needed, of course, to contact Caroline about Hobbs, and the fact that she had not called me after our visit to the Malaysian bank was both a matter of relief and anxiety. I wanted to see her again (yes, I wanted to
fuck
her again, tooâthere was, I greedily sensed, a bounty there yet to be plundered), but at the same time I wondered if perhaps I should wisely
call it quits, now, before I got in further. And hey, maybe she had beaten me to it, maybe
she
was done with
me
. She seemed quite capable of doing so without apology or explanation; there was a coldness in her warm chest, and if I was honest with myself, I would admit to being interested in
that
quality about her, too. But such a decision seemed unlikely, given her references to her mysterious problem and her effort to winch me into her life. Then again, perhaps she had deemed me no good in bed or her fiancé had floated back into the picture. I didn't know how often she saw him, or where, or under what conditions, or if he was likely to learn of me, a development I wished to avoid; on the street, it is the young men who burn brightest with jealousy. Older men presented with a woman's infidelity are furious, true, but also privately contemplative of the nuances of the situation. The younger men tend to look for a gun; the older ones, for a drink. Yes, I could work up quite a bit of anxiety about young Charlie, who was able-bodied and knew where to find me.
fuck
her again, tooâthere was, I greedily sensed, a bounty there yet to be plundered), but at the same time I wondered if perhaps I should wisely
call it quits, now, before I got in further. And hey, maybe she had beaten me to it, maybe
she
was done with
me
. She seemed quite capable of doing so without apology or explanation; there was a coldness in her warm chest, and if I was honest with myself, I would admit to being interested in
that
quality about her, too. But such a decision seemed unlikely, given her references to her mysterious problem and her effort to winch me into her life. Then again, perhaps she had deemed me no good in bed or her fiancé had floated back into the picture. I didn't know how often she saw him, or where, or under what conditions, or if he was likely to learn of me, a development I wished to avoid; on the street, it is the young men who burn brightest with jealousy. Older men presented with a woman's infidelity are furious, true, but also privately contemplative of the nuances of the situation. The younger men tend to look for a gun; the older ones, for a drink. Yes, I could work up quite a bit of anxiety about young Charlie, who was able-bodied and knew where to find me.
If I was confused about what would happen next with Caroline, I did know that I had to get back into the Malaysian bank and have a look at every last one of the videotapes stored there. I wasn't sure if I believed that Caroline would bedevil Hobbs with a video and then lie to him about it. But I couldn't simply disbelieve it either. Could I come straight out and ask her for the tape Hobbs wanted? That didn't seem wise. I didn't know her well enough yet. Better, I thought, to keep learning about what mattered to her; I made a point of seeing
Rictus
and
Minutes and Seconds
, Simon Crowley's second and third big-budget movies. Both were utterly unrelated in style and content to the grainy, jerky videotapes I'd watched, yet were preoccupied, like the tapes, with the infinite ways humans abuse one another. Was there another connection? I could only wonder.
Rictus
and
Minutes and Seconds
, Simon Crowley's second and third big-budget movies. Both were utterly unrelated in style and content to the grainy, jerky videotapes I'd watched, yet were preoccupied, like the tapes, with the infinite ways humans abuse one another. Was there another connection? I could only wonder.
Lisa, meanwhile, did not notice my anxiousness, for she had her own worries. She had been swimming a lotâslipping out an hour early in the mornings to a health club where she could put in forty or fifty lapsâand this meant only one thing: she had a big operation coming up. One night, after the kids
were asleep, I asked her about it as she washed her face.
were asleep, I asked her about it as she washed her face.
“Toe transfer,” she exhaled, her face a soapy mask.
Some unfortunate soul had lost a thumb. The patient in question, said Lisa, was a thirty-seven-year-old woman, the manager of a $500 million mutual fund, whose left thumb had been amputated by a boat propeller while she was scuba diving in Cancún the previous summer. The thumb was not retrieved. It was a risky operation and required an evaluation of the patient's psychological condition. Lisa showed me the woman's file, which, in addition to the usual write-up, included a photo of a woman's hand with the thumb sliced cleanly off and various lesser lacerations. “That was three weeks after the accident,” Lisa noted. After the injuries had healed, skin from the woman's groin had been attached to the stump and web of the thumb.
“Tomorrow is the toe?” I asked.
Lisa nodded. It was an epic operation, lasting eight hours. Only two or three people in the city were capable of doing it. At six the next morning, Lisa would “harvest” the woman's toe, which would be kept cold and dry, and then spend hour upon meticulous hour connecting tendons, veins, and nerves. In effect, the operation was a transplant, and the recipient was also the donor; the patient was trading one amputation for another, and if the operation was botchedâwell. Lisa Wren, microvascular orthopedic surgeon, didn't botch operations, she swam laps ahead of time.
“It's all under the scope?”
“Yes.” She dried her face. “First the dorsal and volar vesselsâthe arteries, then the neurovascular bundles.”
“The toe is alive again at that point?”
“We hope. Then the bone and tendons and the joint capsules and skin.”
“You'll knock it out of the park.”
She shrugged. “I need some new eyepieces made.”
“Microscope scratched?”
“No. My eyes are changing.”
“Getting worse?”
“Just a little. But I like to have the extra resolution, the clarity.”
“You're going to do a great job,” I told her. “You always go through this and you always do a great job.”
The next morning, with Lisa gone early, I decided that if my wife could sew a toe onto a hand, then I could pick up a phone. I called Caroline and told her I wanted to see the rest of the tapes. “Which ones did you already look at?” she asked, her voice husky with sleep. Remember how late she gets up, I told myself, that means she's awake late into the night.
“The garbagemen, the two lawyers on the train, Clinton getting mad.”
“Number sixty-seven?”
“Which one was that?”
“Rwanda.”
“Yes, that one.”
I heard Josephine downstairs with Sally and Tommy.
“Number three?”
“Which one is that?”
“The men in the prison. It's short.”
“No.”
“When do you want to go back?”
“Today. This afternoon.”
Caroline said she would arrange my access with the bank. “You could come over afterward,” she suggested.
I wasn't ready to see her. “Tomorrow,” I said.
“But tomorrow your column is due,” she protested. “You're free today.”
“Not actually.”
“I'll be most disappointed.”
“I doubt it.”
“I'll run off with the first man I see.”
“Charlie?”
“Maybe a policeman. I like policemen.”
“Might be fun.”
“I could do itâyou don't know me.”
“That's true.” I thought of Hobbs; how did he know Caroline?
Now Sally ran into the room.
“Daddy, we have to go to school!” she shrieked.
“Yes, sweetie.”
“Is that your daughter?” asked Caroline in my ear.
“Yes,” I said into the receiver. Sally had jumped on my lap. “You'll call the bank for me?”
“Yes. And Mr. Wren?” Caroline added.
“What?”
“Get your column done.”
Yes, I told myself. Yes. But first I needed to take Sally to school. The nine-block walk was a duty that I undertook happily, for I believed that it lay outside of whatever troubles I now glimpsed, and after saying good-bye to Josephine and Tommy, Sally and I walked there, with me holding her hand the entire way. We passed a low wall, and I hoisted her up so that she could walk atop it, her feet lifting high, as if she were marching. She became so agitated with happiness that she forgot to watch where she was going and fell into my arms. Then we were on Eighth Avenue. One of the laundries had a grimy fountain with four or five half-rotten goldfish swiniming around in it disconsolately, and we looked at them, as we always did, and I explained that Chinese people came from a place called China, and then we passed by the baker's shop, where there was often a fat old cat in the window, blinking into the morning sun. Then we inspected the melting snow, and flitted past the newsstandsâmagazine racks of joyful disaster and approved scandal and eternal fadâand then onward, to the little private elementary school that Sally attended.
The school appeared to be a hub of enlightenment and bliss. For the children this may have been true, but for the parents the morning trip to school is a ritual of discomfort. Although in Manhattan everyone may presumably remain strangers if they wish, in practice this is not true. The parents look at one another, at one another's clothes and spouses and cars. Measuring. And just as the children take immediate likes and dislikes to one another, so, too, do their parents, but these irritations and judgments and affections are cloaked in ritual politeness. Most of the kids are dropped off by their mothers, and these women break into two camps: the hard-core professionals,
dressed in business suits and pumps, who deposit their children in a ritualized spasm of guilt; and the freelancers, part-timers, and stay-at-homes, who have more time. yet who eye the professional women with a mixture of envy and maternal superiority. These two groups have their own hierarchies and channels of gossip. But the mothers are different in other ways. Some are on their first child, some are pregnant again, others are done, thank you. Some are happily married, some are not, some are divorced, and a handful are lesbian or living with two men or God knows what. The few dads who regularly drop off their kids, myself included, understand that the mothers approve of our involvement with our children or suspect that we are deadbeatsâor both. And indeed, none of the dads who have the real killer corporate jobs
ever
drop off their children. They're in the office by seven, yanking on society's big levers.
dressed in business suits and pumps, who deposit their children in a ritualized spasm of guilt; and the freelancers, part-timers, and stay-at-homes, who have more time. yet who eye the professional women with a mixture of envy and maternal superiority. These two groups have their own hierarchies and channels of gossip. But the mothers are different in other ways. Some are on their first child, some are pregnant again, others are done, thank you. Some are happily married, some are not, some are divorced, and a handful are lesbian or living with two men or God knows what. The few dads who regularly drop off their kids, myself included, understand that the mothers approve of our involvement with our children or suspect that we are deadbeatsâor both. And indeed, none of the dads who have the real killer corporate jobs
ever
drop off their children. They're in the office by seven, yanking on society's big levers.
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