Read Marie Antoinette, Serial Killer Online
Authors: Katie Alender
Back in the room, Hannah was in a rage because Armand hadn’t returned her calls or texts. Trying to avoid attracting her attention, I changed out of my rained-on clothes and borrowed Peely’s laptop to see if I could find anything online about the Order of the Key. But every lead took me to a dead end. There were offhand mentions of the various families, usually in the context of accompanying the king on a diplomatic trip or being present at the signing of a treaty or whatever, but nothing that linked them together … and nothing at all that linked them to the queen.
At dinnertime, Hannah declared that she was going to order room service and watch the DVDs she’d brought from home. Pilar ordered from room service, too, but I said I’d go down to the café and grab some food.
“It’s all the same food,” Hannah said scornfully.
It’s not the same at all
, I thought.
It’s free.
I endured her eye rolls and made it to the café just as the waiters were making their rounds.
“Colette, over here.” Audrey waved to me from the small table where she and Brynn were sitting. I wove through the tables and stood behind one of the chairs.
“Are you alone?” Brynn asked. “Sit with us.”
“Yeah,” I said. “But I’m not eating here…. I’m going to get my food to go.”
I ignored their quizzical expressions but pulled a chair out and sat down.
“I love that dress,” Brynn said. “Is it vintage?”
I nodded. I was wearing a simple black-and-white rayon dress, loosely cut, with buttons down the front, and over it, a short, structured black jacket. I’d found both of them at the thrift store. What Brynn (or Hannah or Pilar) didn’t know is that my so-called vintage clothes weren’t
designer
vintage. Most of them had labels from brands my friends would never be caught dead in.
“It must be so fun to shop with you,” Brynn said. “Like a treasure hunt.”
“I hate shopping,” Audrey said. “I just wear whatever my grandmother buys me … except the dresses. I have like fifteen dresses in my closet gathering dust.”
“I walk into the Gap, find a mannequin I like, and buy everything the mannequin is wearing,” Brynn said. “Baa, baa.”
“If I could figure out how to dress like Colette, I would try harder,” Audrey said. “But what’s the point? And I don’t want to end up looking like I obeyed the corporate mall overlords. No offense, Brynn.”
Brynn laughed. “I welcome the guidance of our evil corporate overlords.”
“It’s not that complicated,” I said. “You just follow your instincts.”
Audrey sighed. “Easy for you to say. My fashion instincts are defective. I don’t know the first thing about what color goes with what pattern, or whatever.”
“I could help you sometime,” I said, without meaning to.
“Really?” Audrey was looking at me like I’d offered her a pony. “That would be really cool. It would make my mom’s entire year.”
I shrugged, but inside I was already wondering (a) what I’d just done, and (b) how to get out of it.
Before I could say anything else, the waiter came to take our orders. I asked for a ham and cheese quiche, and then Audrey started talking about French food, and nobody said anything else about clothes.
I was halfway through my meal before I remembered that I was supposed to be going back to the suite to eat with Hannah and Peely. I stopped short, my fork hovering in midair.
“What’s wrong?” Audrey asked. “You look like you just saw a ghost or something.”
Um.
“I was supposed to get this to go,” I said. “I totally forgot.”
“That’s not a big deal, though, is it?” Brynn asked.
“Hannah’s in a bad mood already,” I said, starting to stand.
“At least finish eating,” Brynn said. “She’s got Pilar in her clutches; she can’t be mad that you ate dinner, can she?”
I didn’t answer. But not answering felt like making a giant confession about my friendship with Hannah.
Brynn and Audrey exchanged a quick glance, and that one little moment contained an eternity of shame and humiliation for me. A warmth spread up through my face, and I hoped the lights were too low for them to see me blushing.
“Colette, don’t take this the wrong way …” Audrey spoke slowly, cautiously. “But do you really need Hannah in your life?”
The warmth reached my ears and turned to heat. “She’s my friend,” I said. “I know she’s a little high maintenance sometimes, but you don’t ditch people based on little flaws.”
“Hannah would,” Brynn said shortly.
Audrey gave Brynn a look. “Colette’s right. You have to decide how much you’re going to put up with.”
I couldn’t bring myself to make eye contact with either of them. “Thanks for letting me sit with you. I’d better get back upstairs.”
I left my plate of half-eaten food and walked out of the café. But I made it only halfway to the stairs before someone moved into my path.
“
Bonsoir
,” Armand said, smiling down at me.
I took a step back, Peely’s warning echoing in my head.
“Hannah’s upstairs,” I said.
“I am not here to see Hannah,” he purred. “You called me, so I came.”
I stood up straighter, not letting my guard down for a millisecond. “You could have called me back … you know, on a phone?”
“It is time to tell you about
La Clé
.” He gently took hold of my arm. “It will be better to do it face-to-face.”
I looked up at him warily. “Like, really tell me, or just drop a bunch of mysterious hints?”
His laugh echoed off the lobby walls. One of the girls at the reception desk glanced up in curiosity and then popped to attention when she saw him. You couldn’t blame her. He looked like a movie star.
“No hints,” he said. “I will tell you everything I know.”
I sighed. If Hannah came downstairs I’d be in huge trouble … but what were the chances of that happening? Still, I nudged him toward a little sitting area that wasn’t visible from the elevators.
“Five minutes,” I said. “I have to get back to Hannah.”
“Don’t worry about her,” he said. “I will deal with that later. So what do you know about the order?”
I told him about finding the building and the names on the engraved plaques in the basement. “I guess that means our families knew each other.”
“They were very rich, very powerful, and very closely tied together,” he said. “They knew each other intimately.”
The sound of the word
intimately
in his French accent sent shivers through me.
“But that was more than two hundred years ago. What difference does it make now?” I asked.
Armand clasped his hands, interweaving his fingers. “We are bound together. Our families are linked, and we can preserve that. We need to claim our birthright, and we must all act together to do so.”
“What do you mean, claim our birthright?”
He unclasped his fingers and relaxed. “I did some research on you. Your father is Leo Iselin, heir of the Iselin estate, and the rightful owner of the title of
Duc de Broglie
.”
Wait. My dad, a duke?
Seriously?
What did that make me? I guessed it made Mom a duchess (or ex-duchess), and since titles seemed to travel down the male side of the family, it made Charlie a duke, too.
I remembered the postcard with the picture of the woman who looked like me — the one the caption had called “the duchess.” Did that mean she was an ancestor of mine?
I was in a daze. This would be seriously impressive to Hannah and Pilar. My mind began to trace the paths of all the fabulous possibilities that lay ahead of me. Spending the summer in Manhattan and having the paparazzi follow me around … my picture on celebrity websites —
“La Duchesse de Broglie made an appearance at a charity event last night, wearing vintage Chanel”
— being the It Girl, for once, instead of the It Girl’s Struggling Backup Friend. Maybe they’d even find some way to make a big deal out of me at the Versailles party.
Except —
“Does France even have dukes anymore?” I asked.
“No — but that is an unfortunate technicality, one that we can fix.” He leaned forward. “My father is working very hard to restore my family’s title. And if we can gather the members of
La Clé
, we have that much more advantage.”
“But why?” I asked. “Who cares?”
He snorted. “I care! And you should care! It’s about prestige, and pride in your family’s history … your mother could be
La Duchesse de Broglie
.”
I wondered if the customers at Macy’s would be impressed that
La Duchesse de Broglie
was ringing up their perfume for them.
“We’re special,” he said, grabbing my arm. “We must return to the glory our families once possessed —
la noblesse ancienne
.”
I had the sense to pull away.
“And what about the queen?” I asked.
He stared at me. “What do you mean? Why do you ask?”
“Because the order was in the eternal service of the queen — Marie Antoinette.”
For the first time since I’d met him, Armand seemed ill at ease. He sat back and looked at me as if he was making up his mind about something. “How do you know this?”
“Because it’s what the plaque said. That’s why the symbol has the cornflower in the key shape — it was her favorite flower.”
Armand shook his head.
“What?” I asked. “What’s wrong?”
Had the queen appeared to him, too? Was he just hesitant to say it for the same reason I was — because it sounded crazy?
I decided to take a chance. “Have you … seen anything unusual lately?”
“Oui.”
His eyes flashed, and he looked around like he wanted to make sure no one was watching us. Then he rolled up his right sleeve. “This was on my arm when I awoke today.”
I looked down at his right forearm. On it was a dark mark, about two inches long. It was smudgy, but I didn’t have to use my imagination to figure out what it was. A key. With cornflower-shaped cutouts.
“Is that a tattoo?” I asked.
“You can see it?” He stared at his arm. “I don’t know what it is, but no one else can see it.”
“Where did it come from?” I asked.
“I do not know. Do you have one?”
I shook my head, but he reached over and pulled up my sleeve for confirmation. All that was visible was my winter-pale arm.
But had he seen the ghost? Or a slightly different version of his own face staring back at him in mirrors? Was there a portrait at Versailles of a man who resembled Armand?
“Perhaps yours will come soon,” he said. “But now you understand that what I am saying is real — and important. Don’t you see, Colette — it means we’re truly connected!”
The air in the lobby seemed warm, and I began to feel dizzy — almost like one of my claustrophobic episodes, except it was from the thoughts closing in on my head.
Maybe Armand was special — maybe I was even special. But my family couldn’t even come together for dinner, so how were we supposed to fight for anything? Clearly, Armand assumed my dad had tons of money, more than enough to lead the crusade to restore our — what had he called it? —
noblesse ancienne
? I opened my mouth to start explaining when I felt a hand on my shoulder, pressing down with more intensity than seemed necessary.
“Well, hello,” Hannah said. “What am I missing?”
My blood went cold. I looked up into her icy green eyes and knew that I was in seriously dangerous territory. I pulled my arm out of Armand’s grasp.
“Nothing,” I said.
“We were waiting for you to bring your food back,” she said, a psychotic-sounding little chirp in her voice. “And I got a strange feeling, so I decided to come check on you.”
Somehow, while saying this, she managed to wedge herself between us.
“I ran into Colette outside the café,” Armand said. “I was just about to call you.”
“How nice that you two could spend some time together,” she said coolly, “alone.”
Armand didn’t even blink. “Yes, it has been nice.”
Hannah shot me a look that would have turned a fireball into a lump of ice. “I can’t wait to hear
allllll
about it, Colette.”
Armand grabbed her around the waist and pulled her down to sit on his knee. “Oh, you don’t want to hear it. To be honest, even I was getting bored. We were just talking about our families.”
Hannah, thrilled by his affectionate gesture, took the bait. “Your families?”
“Oh, yes,” he said. “Didn’t you know? Colette’s family is one of the oldest and most influential in France.”
“Really?” she asked, shooting me a curious look. “No, I didn’t know that.”
“She outranks us all.”
“Rank?” Hannah’s gaze lingered on me for a moment. Then she turned back to Armand. “What’s your rank?”
“Well, it’s very complicated … but one day I will be the
Duc de Valois
.”
And boom — Hannah was hooked. Her eyes went wide and starry, and I knew she was imagining her future life as
La Duchesse de Valois
.
I took the opportunity to escape. “Okay, cool, see you guys later.”
Armand shuffled Hannah to the side and stood up, reaching for my hand and kissing it with exaggerated courtesy. “We will talk again soon.”
“Maybe.”
“We are bound, Colette.” Armand looked right into my eyes. “We are bound by blood.”
I broke away and practically ran for the staircase.
When I reached the suite, Pilar let me in and asked if I’d seen Hannah. I nodded, breathless, and flopped down on the couch. Suddenly, the fact that I’d kept all of my stuff neatly packed in my suitcase seemed like a good idea, because I had a feeling that when Hannah got back I’d be kicked out of the penthouse and left to sleep in the hallway.
Finally, the door opened.
I braced myself.
“
Bonsoir, mes amies!
” Hannah trilled. She wafted into the room and sank down next to me on the sofa. “Colette, why didn’t you say anything? This is such a
huge
deal.”
“I … I guess I didn’t really know,” I said. What on earth had Armand said to her?