Read Midnight Snack and Other Fairy Tales Online
Authors: Diane Duane
“His brothers,” I said, “cannot have been pleased with this situation.”
Anton shook his head. “They were madly jealous, of course,” he said, “and furious that the youngest of them was now going to get the kingdom. They tried to take the feather from him: he would not give it to them. They ran him through with their swords, therefore, and took the feather from his dead hand when he fell: though they had hard work to get it, the hand clutched so hard. The two brothers carved the young Prince up like a side of beef, and threw him into the river, in pieces. And then they rode home, and told their father the tale of how long they had traveled and how hard they had searched, but after days and nights they had finally found the feather. And they gave it to him.”
This was the point at which divergence in the story became likely: which way it would go was harder to guess. “It didn’t work?” I said.
“Oh, it worked fine. The King was healed of his long sickness. But he cared little for that now, because his youngest son had been missing for as long as the others had been away. The elder brothers told their father not to worry, to wait a few weeks: he would probably come dawdling along sooner or later.”
“And he waited day after day….and no youngest son.”
“No. And then he sent messengers out to look for the boy, over hill and down dale…no one found anything. The older brothers pretended to mourn: little they really cared. Summer followed winter, and winter summer, and the youngest did not come back: and the King, though still mourning, told the elder brothers that the kingdom would be divided between them, since they had brought the feather from the Vogel Griff.”
I nodded, thinking that this was the point in many fairy tales where justice normally began to assert itself. There is first a depth of despair to be reached, an acknowledgment that there’s nothing more a man or woman can do but live in the grief or the pain; then, with human denial out of the way, the Universe steps in. “Well,” Anton said, “then something odd happened. A herd-boy some miles down the river went wood-cutting by the banks. He chopped down a young birch-sapling that had sprung up there, and cut it up and took it home to dry and cure. When it was dry, from one trunk-cut the length of his arm, the herdboy started to carve a flute, one of the big five-stopped ones such as we use around here at Fasnacht. And very strange he found it when, in the midst of his whittling, he discovered a bone running up and down the length of the piece of wood: but it carved like wood, though it polished lighter. So the herdboy finished his carving, and then tried the new flute out. But no matter how he blew on it, the flute would make no sound but that of a human voice, moaning in grief or pain.”
This made it plain where the story would go at last. “So the herdboy took the strange flute to the king,” he said.
Anton nodded. “The king’s advisors and other people from his court all tried the flute, and proved the marvel, hearing nothing but the moan. Finally the King himself blew on it. And he nearly dropped the flute, then, for instead of the moan, there came from the flute a sad high voice, and it cried:
“‘Father, do you know you’ve blown
On your very flesh and bone?
‘Tis my thigh-bone that you blow:
Deadly envy laid me low!
Bird Grip’s feather found for thee
Brought me to this misery!’
“The King cried out at the sound of his youngest son’s voice: and as for the elder sons, they turned as white as new-limed walls, the both of them. To the eldest son, the King said, ‘Blow on this flute, and hear what it may say to you!’ At first the eldest laughed and scoffed: “That nasty thing? Indeed not!’ But the King grew angry, and the eldest saw there was nothing for it but to do his father’s bidding. He took the flute and blew on it, and the flute cried out,
“‘Murderer-brother, now you’ve blown
On your slaughtered brother’s bone!
Tremble, for your fate is nigh
as the sword upon your thigh!
As it brought me misery,
Bird Grip’s feather shall to thee!’”
I nodded, thinking that these things tend to come in threes. Anton refilled the 2-
deci
pitcher, and said, “The eldest brother shook so in all his limbs that he couldn’t stand, and he fell down before his father and begged his mercy. But the King was half wild with rage, and wouldn’t hear him. He made the second-eldest brother blow on the flute too: and the flute cried out:
“Murderer, you as well have blown
On your slaughtered brother’s bone!
As thou chopp’d me limb from limb,
Such fate comes to thee and him!
Now an end to misery:
Bird Grip’s feather sets me free!’
“And the feather, that the King kept in a glass case in his throne room so that all could see its shining and burning, now burned so bright and hot that the glass shattered outward and lay melting in pools on the floor, and everyone there fell down and covered their eyes as if the sun itself had fallen into the room, for so it seemed to have done. And when the light died a little, all looked and saw where the second-eldest son had let the flute fall. No flute was there any more: only a little scorched ash on the floor. But there instead stood the Bird Griff, its huge wings outstretched and burning like fire: and it threw itself at first the elder brother, and then at the younger, and tore them limb from limb, and scattered their bones about like twigs, tearing their burned flesh with its great bird’s beak and its eagle’s claws. Finally, when they were torn and broken so small that the hens could have pecked them up, the Bird Grip took to its wings and flew away, crying triumph in its voice like a lion’s and an eagle’s. And the King stood up, and commanded the palace servants to come with mops and brushes and dustpans, and remove what was left of his two sons; and he wept, but it was the third son he wept for.”
Anton picked up another glass from the rinsing-sink and began to dry it. I waited. He didn’t say anything.
“Didn’t the youngest son come back from the dead?” I said.
Anton smiled at me, a little pityingly. “The stories don’t generally go that way in these parts,” he said. “The happy endings are usually in the rewritten versions. You’ve seen what they did to the Grimm brothers’ stuff….”
I had to agree with him there, and glanced out the window at the
Mittlerebrücke
, where the dance of the costumed people was still going on, to the interest of the passers-by, including one wearing a beat-up brown leather jacket covered with old Soviet and US astronauts’ and pilots’ patches, and featuring on the back a bald eagle wearing much too much eye makeup. “Better give me a double Bushmill’s and soda,” I said, “and some of those hot cheese things. The Appenzell fried curls.”
“Fine,” Anton said. He turned away to the bar computer to punch in the food order for the kitchen. “Anyway,” he said, “one of the medieval guilds over in Kleinbasel adopted the Vogel Griff as their symbol. The other two guilds’ symbols, the Lion and the Green Man, come out and dance with it, three times before the Carnival season starts. A symbol of the returning year, supposedly.”
“Yeah,” I said, “gryphons are supposed to be solar in nature.”
Anton nodded. “The computer’s acting up,” he said. “I’ll be right back.” He headed out from behind the bar. Bellow immediately woke up and rolled upright, eyeing me and the cash register with mild concern.
It was not until then, watching Anton go out past the piano, that I noticed he was limping. Shortly thereafter Peter came in, and the realization got misplaced in the ensuing description of the Fischerstube’s “Vogel Griff”
weissbier
, which it turns out is brewed each year only when the Gryphon comes out to dance with its two partners. But the next morning, as we were checking out, I remembered: and while Peter was signing things at the reception desk, I said to little Ueli, the hall porter, “Did Anton hurt himself? He was limping yesterday.”
Ueli looked concerned for a moment, and then realized what I was worried about. “Oh, no,” he said. “That’s the false leg.”
Immediately I recognized, if retroactively, the typical swing-from-the-hip of someone with a high subfemoral or full-length prosthesis, and marveled that I had never noticed it before: but then that was the sign of real mastery in a wearer, someone who has thoroughly made his peace with the loss and turned it into part of life. “You’re right, of course. What happened?”
Ueli shrugged. “Something during the war,” he said unconcernedly; and I let the subject drop, for many Swiss have a Something During The War, which they don’t discuss much more readily than they discuss the strange barred gates you see in mountainsides there, sometimes, or the machine guns sticking out of concealed pillboxes looking down over mountain passes. So Peter and I headed out of the
Drei Könige
, having said goodbye to everybody, and took the tram up to the station to catch the 11:02 InterCity to Bern: and the whole thing went out of my mind.
…until the next time I heard the five-stopped flutes crying out in the dark at Fasnacht, like human voices crying. Then I wondered a little about Anton… and I still do.
This was written for an anthology about the Knights Templars, edited by our friend and (former) neighbor, the fantasy writer Katherine Kurtz.
The history of banking has always been a matter of fascination for me: the ways human beings have devised over the centuries to pass value around are seriously cool. And the chance to combine some speculation (and some fact) about how some kinds of transactions were handled, a millennium ago, was fun.
As were some other aspects of the story. Its core is not precisely a fairy tale, but a legend nearly as persistent as one…
The room was white, as most things were around here. Under the sun which seemed to shine just about every day, between March and October, there were few things which did not become blinding even if they were not whitewashed. This at least made writing indoors easy for nearly all one’s waking hours, which was just as well: for writing was how DeBurgh spent almost all his waking hours anyway.
He breathed out, and lifted his eyes to gaze out the square window at the spill of square houses and buildings and storehouses past the castle walls. Every one of them was white: the whole city of Tripoli was as white as so much spilled salt, scattered in big cubes and small right down to the hot blue sea. After a long day’s work, the hot white light, the glittering blue sea, together left you blinded. He would be glad to escape into the shadows, eventually, when the day drew to a close. But in this pitiless noon, de Burgh could do little but concentrate on his paperwork: it was the only way to make the time go by any faster.
Very little of it was paper, of course: down here that would have been even more of an expensive luxury than it would have been back home.
Home…
some part of his brain said, thinking of green trees and shade that whispered, instead of the harsh rattling rustle of the palms.
DeBurgh put the thought aside, with some annoyance, and bent his attention back to his work. A pile of old and much-recycled parchments lay on the table nearby, and one parchment which would not be recycled any time soon: the monthly report to the regional prior on the chapter’s assets.
May 1180
… The pen and the inkhorn were well out of reach for the moment, though: de Burgh was doing his figuring, on the third of a set of wax tablets which he was astonished were not melting, considering the hot wind coming in off the sea, strongly enough to occasionally lift the piled-up parchments.
The columns of Arabic digits on the wax tablet got longer and longer. The chapter’s assets were considerable, this time of year. Since the late spring, repayments of loans, with the usual attached “gifts” from the grateful debtors, had been flowing in. Some of these repayments and gifts—never say “interest”: usury was illegal—were due to profit from early crops, or speculations on the crops of the upcoming seasons: futures trading had become very popular in the eastern Mediterranean when the countries interested in selling goods and services to the Crusaders had realized that there were some things, like food, that would have to be purchased eventually no matter how much the Crusaders brought with them in the way of supplies.
The other major source of funds was booty. It was a touch early in the season for that, but de Burgh expected he would see the first shipments coming in for assay within the next few weeks. The sword might be mighty, but when it came time for assessments, the pen had the final say: and he had seen great lords watch his stylus working on the wax pad as fixedly as any man might watch the knife leveled at his throat.
De Burgh’s assistant Jacquelin came in: a young knight wearing what his master wore in this weather, just a light sleeveless pale tunic with the Order’s cross over a lighter shirt of cotton, and cotton breeches. His arms were full of parchments, rolled up, and a few sewn together in informal flat reference codices. These he put carefully down at the far end of the table.
“Those are the redemption-in-kind records from last year?” said de Burgh.
“Yes, sir. They were misfiled.”
De Burgh sighed. It was hard to keep staff around here long enough to teach them the filing system: they tended to either be inept, so that he had them sent elsewhere, or else they were clever and quick, but wanted to go off somewhere and fight, and pulled every string they could to make it happen. Usually de Burgh complied, since unwilling laborers in this particular vineyard could cost one of the bank’s patrons vast sums if records were lost: and when your patrons were people like the King of France, their annoyance was not something you courted. —At least Jacquelin was careful about his work, and seemed interested in finance
. If he lasts,
de Burgh thought,
he might be my replacement some day. And I can go home…
He put the thought aside again. “All right. What kind of appointments do we have this afternoon?”
“Nothing. The ship’s captain who was coming in seems to have sailed without bothering.”
De Burgh put his eyebrows up. “Without sending word? I wonder if something’s going on out there that we ought to know about…”