Authors: Sharon Creech
Never saw so many rocks:
boulders and stones and pebbles
tall
as a bus
small
as a pea
craggy and rough and speckled
smooth and lumpy
mossy and pocked
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piled along
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the water's
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edge
stacked
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in walls
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along the roads
jutting
out of yards
gray and brown and silver and green
a jumble of rock stone granite
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you feel the energy
beneath your feet
coming
up
through your toes
and your legs and your spine
and
out
the
top
of your head
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into
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the
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Dad sent us back to Twitch Street
me and Luke
on our own this time
on our bikes
with more books for Mrs. Falala.
Can't you come with us?
Luke asked.
She's too scary. She might eat us.
Don't be silly
, Dad said.
You and Reena can handle it.
And remember: be respectful.
Down along Limerock Street
zig right onto Chestnut
knowing the streets now
knowing what leads where
knowing where the big brown dog lives
and the little yappy ones
waving at the life-size bear sculpture
swooping under low branches
along the river wall
up over the hill
with the wide, wide view
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fields and valley and mountains beyond
stop and turn around
look back:
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OCEAN!
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a wide silk of bluesilver
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spotted with treegreen islands
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beneath
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a banner of bluewhite sky
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OCEAN!
We kick off again
round the loop
skidding to a stop
by the tilting house
of Mrs. Falala
with the open attic window
and the
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f l u t e
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m u s i c
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drift
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ing
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d
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o
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w
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n
and then abruptly stopping.
No pig
no alligator
no parrot.
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I N S T E A D: : :
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fourteen seagulls white and gray
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perched on the rooftop
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beaks pointed
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down
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toward
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a
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longgggggg
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black
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snake
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slithering along the gutter
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its head
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dip
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ping
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over the
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D
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b             e
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just     a
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the door.
We froze.
We stared.
Then the door opened inward
and the long, old thin arm
snatched Luke
then me
and yanked us
inside.
What you was staring at?
What you was spying on?
The voice full of honey
but the words . . . not.
On our second day in our new town, my mother had met Mrs. Falala in the eye doctor's office. My mother had gone there because a sudden, angry red blotch had appeared on one eyeball.
The waiting room was crowded; the wait was long. My mother had been a reporter and could not help asking questions. She would talk with anyone about anything, and people told her things they might not even tell their family or
friends. I don't know how willing or unwilling Mrs. Falala was to talk at first, but apparently she did talk, because my mother came away with a great interest in Mrs. Falala.
She's from Italy
, Mom said,
but met her husband
in Africa and lived there for many years and they
had no children and they came here to Maine after
Mr. Falala's brother visited here and bought the
place on Twitch Street and then the brother died
andâ
I said,
Wait. You got all that out of sitting in a
doctor's waiting room?
Yes
, Mom said.
I'm a good asker of questions and
a good listener to answers.
The first books we had taken to Mrs. Falala's house (
wrong books, wrong, wrong, wrong!
) were about drawing:
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Figure Drawing for Beginners
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Perspective
because Mom must have somehow learned that Mrs. Falala was interested in that and did not know how to use the library.
When we'd returned home with these
wrong
books, my mother said,
Hmm, I'll try again
. This second batch, which she'd also borrowed from the library, included
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The Art of N. C. Wyeth
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Landscapes of Maine
When we offered this new batch to Mrs. Falala, she said,
Put on table
. Her neck and her long arm stretched toward the pile. One long, bony finger flipped open the book on top.
Flip, flip
, through several pages. Then she skidded that book off the top and flipped open the next.
Flip, flip
, through pages. She did not open the third.
Better
, she said,
but not . . . best
. To one side and then the other, she jerked her head, swishing the long, white braid that hung down her back. She leaned forward, zeroing in on Luke, who was pressed against my side, his thumb lodged between his teeth.
You get horse teeth that way!
Mrs. Falala said, and with one finger she snapped at his thumb.
Don't you touch me!
Luke said.
Mrs. Falala snapped at his thumb again.
Horse
teeth!
Luke was quivering, his elbow vibrating against my side, his chin wobbling.
Horse teeth!
Stop it!
I said.
Leave him alone!
Oh, Mrs. Falala did not like that, not one little bit. She flicked that long braid clear around her head like a whip and glared at me.
You rude!
she accused.
Out, out! Go!
She flung herself against the door, pushing it open.
Go!
Out! Go!
We did not wait.
We jumped on our bikes and pedaled across the lawn and down the walk and into the road and round the bend. Luke was leaning so far forward he looked like a turtle splayed out on his bike. We sailed down the hill, and only then, at the bottom, did Luke wave his arm to the side and we pulled over and stopped by the iron bear.
That lady is a kookoo head!
Luke said.
That lady
is a nutto!
His chin trembled and his shoulders shook.
It's okay, Lukey, it's okay. She
is
a nutto! She
is
a
kookoo head!
We sat by the side of the road until he calmed down.
Stupid nutto kookoo
, he said.
And I do
not
have
horse teeth!
Of course you don't.
News of our adventure made it home before we did. Both Mom and Dad were sitting on the front steps waiting for us. Luke dropped his bike and raced to Mom and buried his head against her shoulder.
Hm
, Dad said,
seems like you've had an adventure,
you two.
That lady's a nutto! A kookoo head!
Luke said, before hiding his head again.
Dad patted the step beside him.
Reena? Have
a seat.
And so I told him what had happened, and when I finished he said,
Mrs. Falala phoned
here already. Her version is a little different from
yoursâ
What? What'd she say? What was different?
Honest, that's what happened.
Her version is that you were disrespectful.
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Disrespectful.
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This was not a good word in our family.
But she was so mean to Luke! She was flicking at
him and insulting him andâ
Luke sobbed against Mom's shoulder.
We didn't
do anything! We were good kids. She said I had
horse teeth!
She flicked at him. She insulted him.
Dad nodded.
And you? What did you do then?
I told her to stop it. I told her to leave him alone.
Your tone of voiceâ?
My tone of voice? I said it like this: I said, âStop it!
Leave him alone!'
Hm.
I was disrespectful?
Hm.
Well, maybe I was, but she was rude, rude, rude.
Mom said,
Not a good way to start, with Mrs.
Falala. My fault, probably, but I didn't realize she
could be so prickly.
You go next time
, I said.
You'll see.
Good idea, Reena.
And Mom?
I added.
Watch out for the hogâ
Luke jumped in.
And the mad catâ
And the snakeâ
Oh
, Mom said.
Oh, my.
The next day, Mom went to Mrs. Falala's
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by herself.
No Dad, no me, no Luke
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by herself.
While she was gone, Dad and I unpacked boxes
and Luke drew intense drawings
of frightening creatures
with hog bodies and snake arms
crawling over housetops and dripping from trees
and one tall, lean, wicked-looking woman
with snake hair and
ENORMOUS
TEETH.
Horse teeth, I guess.