Read Mother Knows Best (A Margie Peterson Mystery) Online
Authors: Karen MacInerney
“Wow,” I said without thinking. “You certainly stay busy.”
“Of course,” she said. “It’s all part of creating a well-rounded child.” She took another sip of coffee. “I do hope your daughter—Elsie, is it?—will sign up for Girl Scouts. I promised Catriona I would be the troop leader, and I have lots of enriching activities planned.”
“How will you have time?”
“Oh, we always make time for our priorities,” she said.
“Speaking of which,” I said, searching for a polite exit strategy, “I didn’t have time for breakfast, and that watermelon was delicious. If you’ll excuse me, I think I’m going to grab a bit more.”
“So, can I count you in for the Scouts?” she asked.
“I’ll ask Elsie,” I told her as I attempted to wrench myself out of her orbit. “Thanks for telling me about it!”
She had glommed on to someone else by the time I refilled my plate, and I edged toward two women with Jennifer Aniston hair and wedges. One of them, a buxom woman with a plunging neckline and a dress that reminded me of Peaches’s orange Lycra number—only several sizes smaller, and lime green—was regaling a wide-eyed woman in capri pants about her divorce. “And would you believe the judge ruled in his favor? At least I got full custody of the twins.”
“That’s a relief,” her rather less-endowed companion said feebly, taking a half step backward.
“But I have to get creative to give them the education they need. I’m appealing the judgment, of course, but in the meantime . . .”
I started to back away, but the woman in the tight dress had spotted me. “I remember you,” she said.
“Have we met?”
“Not officially,” she said. “I just remember you and your . . . friend,” she said, her mouth quirking up in a little bit of a smile. “From the new-parent meeting yesterday.”
“Um . . . she’s a coworker, actually.”
The thin woman in capri pants peered at me. “What line of work are you in?”
“I’m a private investigator.”
“How interesting,” the thin woman replied, her smile brittle. “Was your . . . coworker working on a case, then?”
“Must have been,” I said. “Anyway, is this your first year at Holy Oaks?” I asked, anxious to change the subject.
“Yes,” the buxom redhead answered. “Both of my children are starting today; I was so lucky to get them both in. Private schools are so competitive these days, aren’t they?”
“I know. And they work so hard to build diversity,” the thin woman said, her eyes flicking to me. “What does your husband do, Margie?”
“He’s an attorney,” I said.
“Oh?” The suspicious look faded a fraction. “What firm is he with?”
“Jones McEwan.”
“My husband’s an attorney, too,” the thin woman said, looking more at ease. “I’m Melissa Truluck.”
“Margie Peterson,” I said.
“And I’m Cherry Nichols,” said the buxom redhead. “So great that we all get to know each other. We’re so lucky to be at Holy Oaks, don’t you think?”
I sipped my coffee and took a shot at steering the conversation toward the topic I was interested in. “I’m kind of surprised the headmaster wasn’t there this morning.”
“Me too,” the redhead said. “He was probably out fundraising for the new building campaign. I hear that’s the main thing the board wants from him.”
Before she could say more, someone behind me said, “New to the school?”
I turned; it was the man I’d spotted earlier—and the only other person wearing shorts. His were khaki, and he wore a polo shirt with a small constellation of bleach stains around the hem. I was encouraged.
“Yes,” I said, smiling. “How about you?”
“I have a new first grader, but I’ve got a third-grade daughter, too.” He stuck out a hand. “Kevin Archer,” he said.
“Margie Peterson,” I said, shaking his hand. “Do you like it at Holy Oaks?”
He gave me a strained smile. “It’s an interesting place.”
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
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looked at Kevin with renewed curiosity. “Interesting?”
“Let’s just say that, although it’s a Christian school, the meek—not to mention the less well-heeled—haven’t exactly inherited the earth at Holy Oaks, if you know what I mean.”
Kevin and I exchanged notes for a few minutes; we were both public-school kids, and both had married professionals—me an attorney, him a dermatologist. But whereas I spent my child-free time running around in a van spying on adulterers, he spent his playing shuffleboard on the international circuit. I wasn’t sure which activity was more unusual.
“But I want to hear more about Holy Oaks,” I said after a few minutes. “What do you think of the school overall?”
He glanced over his shoulder, then said in a low voice, “It’s been a tumultuous couple of years, to be honest. Cavendish is the second head in three years, and the emphasis seems to be more on the building campaign than the academics.” Evidently, Kevin had no idea the school was about to be on its third headmaster.
“Why do you stay, then?”
“Victoria likes the teachers, and she’s made a good friend,” he said. “I hope Elsie has the same experience. It can get crazy around here.”
“What kind of crazy?”
“Umm . . . Well, here’s an example. One of the first-grade girls had a birthday party,” he said, glancing around again to make sure no one was listening. “They sent a limo to pick up each girl, and then brought them all to a spa for mani-pedis and makeovers.”
“In first grade?”
He nodded.
“Wow,” I said, then remembered my real purpose was to find out what exactly had happened to Aquaman. “So the parents can be a bit over-the-top. What do you think of the headmaster?”
“George? He’s been here two years. The board is happy with him—apparently he’s made a lot of money for the capital campaign.” He leaned forward and spoke in a low voice. “I probably shouldn’t tell you this, but it’s best if you know what you’re getting into. If one of the big donor families doesn’t like you, you may find your daughter out on her ear.”
It wasn’t surprising, based on what had happened to Becky’s daughter, but I felt my stomach turn over. What had I let Prue get me into? “Money talks, eh?”
“Money rules,” he said darkly.
“Who should I watch out for?” I asked.
“The Krumbachers and the Goldens,” he whispered. “And—”
“Kevin! I haven’t seen you all summer!” It was Mitzi Krumbacher. She shot me a nasty look as she inserted herself between us, then turned to Kevin with a smile that showed off all her veneers.
My new acquaintance took a step back, looking surprised by the attention and maybe a little guilty. “Mitzi,” he said. “How are you?”
“Just back from a trip to the South of France,” she said, waving her hand and distributing a cloud of expensive perfume. “How about you?” She grinned in what I surmised was supposed to be a flirtatious manner, but the facial paralysis made it hard to tell. “Have you been taking home any more national titles?”
“Not this summer. The next tournament is in October,” Kevin said. “Mitzi, have you met Margie?”
I stuck a hand out and applied a polite smile. “Yes, we’ve met. You have a first grader?”
“Violet,” she bit out. “Anyway, Kevin, there’s someone I want you to meet. If you’ll excuse us . . .” Without waiting for an answer, she hooked his arm and led him off.
I watched as she pulled Kevin over to another corner of the vast kitchen, then I drained my coffee and refilled it so that I wouldn’t fall asleep standing up. I listened to the conversations around me as I sipped my coffee, hoping to hear something related to the headmaster, but the primary topics seemed to be lakeside real estate, exotic summer vacations, pedicures, and after-school enrichment activities.
I was about to go back for another muffin when Deborah Golden’s phone burbled from a few feet away from me. She hurried over and picked it up, looking irritated by the interruption. Then her eyes widened, and she excused herself from the kitchen. I abandoned my pastries and followed her.
Her voice floated down the vast hallway, and I slipped behind a column that looked like it had been looted from a Florentine church. “What do you mean, he’s dead?”
So someone knew. Who was on the other end of the line? I wondered. At least I could probably cross Deborah Golden off the list of suspects.
“Shit,” she said, which kind of surprised me. “That creates all kinds of problems. But it’ll be a while till we get an interim, so we have time. Have they been through his office yet?” There was silence for a moment. “Do what you can. I’ve got half the first-grade parents here. I’ll call you back when it’s over.”
Uh-oh. No time to escape. I edged around the column as Deborah Golden’s wedges clip-clopped toward me, but either the column needed to be wider or I needed to be skinnier.
“Can I help you?”
Deborah Golden’s voice was cold, and her face bore no trace of the fake smile she’d greeted me with.
“Yes, actually,” I said. “Lovely pillar, by the way,” I added, stroking the antique marble and feeling like a total idiot. “Where’s the bathroom?”
“Just to the left of the front door,” she told me, still sounding distinctly unfriendly. “Were you hoping for a secret button, or a passageway?” she asked, with a pointed look at the column.
I gave what I hoped was a light laugh, but it sounded more like I was gagging. “Of course not. Just admiring your beautiful house,” I said, and drifted off toward the jumble of antlers hanging in the living room.
It was almost noon by the time I managed to extricate myself from Little Tuscany, thankful to be back in my derelict minivan. It had been an interesting morning. Was Deborah Golden worried about the police finding something in Cavendish’s office? I wondered as I put the van in drive. And what kind of “problems” did his death create?
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y mother was in full swing when I stopped by the house to pick up the cat carrier and grab a sandwich. My first clue that she was doing something industrious was that all the windows were open. Which is not ideal at noon on an August day in Texas.
“Hello, darling!” she called out as I cautiously stepped through the front door into the sauna that was my house. There was some kind of chiming music coming from the kitchen, and Rufus had retreated to the top of the television, which was no longer in its customary location against the wall. He hissed when I reached to pet him.
“Mom?” I called. “What are you doing?”
“Just doing a little space clearing,” she said. I followed her voice to the kitchen, where the entire contents of my cabinets and pantry had been disgorged onto the table. My mother balanced on a stool, reaching for a jar of applesauce. She wore a long, flowing, tie-dyed skirt and a tank top, and her hair was pulled up into a loose bun. I couldn’t help noticing the sweat stains on the tank top.
“You mean pantry clearing,” I said.
“Well, that’s part of it,” she said. “I can’t believe how many refined food products you have. No wonder Elsie is having trouble.”
“Who said she’s having trouble?”
“Well, she does seem a bit . . . stressed,” my mother said. “I thought maybe if we did an elimination diet, it might help.”
“Eliminating what?”
“Well, white foods, of course. White bread, pasta, sugar . . . refined junk.” She held up a box of Kraft Easy Mac—Elsie’s sole concession to the color orange. The music coming from the stereo system chimed, and my mother hummed along as she tossed the box into an open trash bag.
“You mean a starvation diet,” I said.
“Starvation diet?” She laughed. “Not at all! Children have very flexible palates. I know it seems harsh, but after a few days, I’m sure she’ll surprise you. Kale can be absolutely delicious if you roast it with a little olive oil and salt. She’ll be begging for it.”
“Hmmm,” I said, feeling a sudden strong urge for a nice glass of Chardonnay. I couldn’t, though; I still had to kidnap a teacup pig, stuff it into a cat carrier, and pick up my kids. And somehow procure a turkey sandwich. “How about we just try cutting back a few things first, instead of getting rid of everything? She’s starting a new school this week; isn’t that stressful enough?”
“Don’t be silly, Marigold. I’ll bet nutrition is a big part of the problem, and the vitamins will do her a world of good. In fact,” she beamed, “we’ll start tonight at Casa de Luz. I’ve included Prudence and Phil, of course. And Blake told me this morning that he’ll come. By the way, is someone sleeping in the office?”
“I was just setting it up for you,” I said quickly.
“But Blake’s things are in there.”
“You know how closet space is,” I said. “And he does sleep there sometimes—he has a snoring problem.”
“Probably gluten intolerance,” she sighed, tossing a box of Fruit Roll-Ups into a trash bag. “It’s a good thing I came when I did.”
My phone rang. It was Becky.
“I have to run, Mom,” I said, heading to the garage. I didn’t want to pick up until I was out of earshot.
“See you this afternoon!” she said as I closed the door to the house behind me. I stabbed at my phone and thrust it to my ear.
“Margie, they think I killed him.”
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
W
hat do you mean?” I asked, feeling my entire body deflate. I leaned up against the wall and waited for Becky to answer.