Mr Gum and the Biscuit Billionaire

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EGMONT

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First published 2007 by Egmont UK Limited, 239 Kensington High Street London W8 6SA

Text copyright © 2007 Andy Stanton
Illustration copyright © 2007 David Tazzyman

The moral rights of the author and illustrator have been asserted

ISBN 978 14052 2815 2

www.egmont.co.uk/mrgum

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This
one's for me brother, his name is Dan And he looks like a marshy to the native man!

Contents

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

1
   On Boaster's Hill

2
   Meanwhile, Over at Mr Gum's

3
   Alan Taylor Shows Off Like Nobody's Fat Business

4
   The Onions of Doom

5
   The Robbers on the Run

6
   Alan Taylor Stays in Bed

7
   On the Trail of the Money

8
   Smuggler's Cove

9
   Hooray for Friendship!

10
The Spirit of the Rainbow

11
The Festival of the Leaves

About the Author

Also by

Praise

Chapter 1
On Boaster's Hill

I
t all started late one afternoon in the peaceful little town of Lamonic Bibber. Summer was almost at an end and the day stretched out long and lazy like a huge glossy panther made of time. The birds chirped in the trees, the rabbits chirped in their burrows, and a fox walked along
the railway tracks whistling ‘Greensleeves' and thinking fondly of a vixen he had once loved.

Up on Boaster's Hill a little girl sat reading a book called
‘
Cobbler Wins The Prizes
'. Now this little girl's name was Polly and she was the sort of girl you could be friends with. She was brilliant at running and jumping and scabbing up her knees and she didn't have no time for nonsense, OK? She was brave and honest and true and when she laughed the sunlight went
splashing off her pretty teeth like diamonds in search of adventure.

But where were the laughter and diamondy teeth now? Nowhere, because Polly was bored.


Cobbler Wins The Prizes
'
is full of escapades but that's just a book,' she complained to herself. ‘Nothin' exciting never happens 'round here. An' that whopper dog Jake never even comes 'round to play no more!'

For alas, it was true. Polly hadn't seen big
Jake all summer long. Oh, how she missed riding on his huge furry back and pretending he was a horse or a spaceship!

‘Jakey!' she called hopefully, in case he just happened to be nearby, playing cards with a dormouse or something – but there was no answering woof to be heard.

‘Sigh,' sighed Polly with a sigh. ‘First no adventures an' now no Jakey. It's well unfair.'

And with that she lay back in the long grass. The hot sun beat down and soon she was drifting, drifting away . . .

When Polly awoke it was dusk and the afternoon had grown fat with shadows. A low breeze whispered secrets in the bushes and the light was all funny and golden, full of magic and mystery and moths.

‘What strangery is this?' whispered Polly. Her hair was standing on end and her arms were covered in goosebumps. It felt like something was going to happen.

And then, sure enough, something did happen. A little figure appeared over the top of Boaster's Hill. It was the strangest little man Polly had ever pointed her eyes at. For a start, he was only 15.24 centimetres tall. And he was made entirely out of gingerbread, with raisins for eyes. And he had electric muscles so he could walk
around like you or me, and blue sparks came off him whenever he moved. And what's more, he carried an enormous biscuit tin and it was stuffed full of money. And as you know, money is worth a lot of money. And there was an awful lot of money in that tin, and that's a fact.

‘Hello,' said the little weirdy, skipping over to where Polly sat. ‘I am Alan Taylor.'

‘I'm Polly,' replied Polly in wonder. ‘Are you from Fairymagic Dream Land where the rivers run with lemonade and the streets are paved with unicorns?'

‘Please don't make fun of me,' said Alan Taylor. ‘Haven't you ever seen a gingerbread man with electric muscles before?'

‘Sorry, I haven't,' replied Polly in embarrassment. ‘I'm only nine. And I didn't mean to make no fun.'

‘Well, all right,' replied the talkative biscuit. ‘Here, take some money so we can be friends!' he continued, offering her a bundle of banknotes.

‘Why, I don't need your riches,' said Polly in astonishment, ‘I'll be your friend anyway.'

‘That's not how the world works,' said Alan Taylor sadly, stuffing the money back into the tin. ‘But do come to my party tomorrow,' he said, cheering up. ‘I've just moved into town and built a MASSIVE mansion on top of this very hill.

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