Mrs. Ames (24 page)

She had always felt a certain interest in the movement, but it was the desire to make a novelty for the autumn, peppered, so to speak, by an impatience at the futile treachery of her husband's Harrogate plans, and an ambition to take a line of her own in opposition to him, that presented their crusade in a serious light to her. The militant crusaders she had hitherto regarded as affected by a strange lunacy, and her husband's masculine comment, ‘They ought to be well smacked, by Jove!' had had the ring of common sense, especially since he added, for the benefit of such crusaders as were of higher social rank, ‘They're probably mad, poor things.'

But during this tranquil month of August her more serious interest was aroused, and she bought, though furtively, such literature in the form of little tracts and addresses as was accessible on the subject. And slowly, though still the desire for an autumn novelty that would eclipse the memory of the congregations of Cleopatras was a moving force in her mind, something of the real ferment began to be yeasty within her, and she learned by private inquiry what the Suffragette colours were. Naturally the introduction of an abstract idea into her mind was a laborious process, since her life had for years consisted of an endless chain of small concrete events, and had been lived among people who had never seen an abstract idea wild, any more than they had seen an elephant in a real jungle. It was always tamed and eating buns, as in the zoo, just as other ideas reached them peptonized by the columns of daily papers. But a wild thing lurked behind the obedient trunk; a wild thing lurked behind the reports of ludicrous performances in the Palace Yard at Westminster.

August was still sultry, and Major Ames was still at Harrogate, when one evening she and Harry dined with Millie. Since nothing of any description happened in Riseborough during this deserted month, the introductory discussion of what events had occurred since they last met in the High Street that morning was not possible of great expansion. None of them had seen the aeroplane which was believed to have passed over the town in the afternoon, and nobody had heard from Mrs Altham. Then Mrs Ames fired the shot which was destined to involve Riseborough in smoke and brimstone.

‘Lyndhurst and I,' she said, ‘have never agreed about the Suffragettes, and now that I know something about them, I disagree more than ever.'

Millie looked slightly shocked: she thought of Suffragettes as she thought of the persons who figure in police news. Indeed, they often did. She knew they wanted to vote about something, but that was practically all she knew except that they expressed their desire to vote by hitting people.

‘I know nothing about them,' she said. ‘But are they not very unladylike?'

‘They are a disgrace to their sex,' said Harry. ‘We soon made them get out of Cambridge! They tried to hold a meeting in the backs, but I and a few others went down there, and - well, there wasn't much more heard of them. I don't call them women at all. I call them females.'

Mrs Ames had excellent reasons for suspecting romance in her son's account of his exploits.

‘Tell me exactly what happened in the backs at Cambridge, Harry,' she said.

Harry slightly retracted.

‘There is nothing much to tell,' he said. ‘Our club felt bound to make a protest, and we went down there, as I said. It seemed to cow them a bit!'

‘And then did the proctors come and cow you?' asked his inexorable mother.

‘I believe a proctor did come; I did not wait for that. They made a perfect fiasco, anyhow. They told me it was all a dead failure, and we heard no more about it.'

‘So that was all?' said Mrs Ames.

‘And quite enough. I agree with father. They disgrace their sex!'

‘My dear, you know as little about it as your father,' she said.

‘But surely a man's judgement - ' said Millie, making weak eyes at Harry.

‘Dear Millie, a man's judgement is not of any value, if he does not know anything about what he is judging. We have all read accounts in the papers, and heard that they are very violent and chain themselves up to inconvenient places like railings, and are taken away by policemen. Sometimes they slap the policemen, but surely there must be something behind that makes them like that. I am finding out what it is. It is all most interesting. They say that they have to pay their rates and taxes, but get no privileges. If a man pays rates and taxes he gets a vote, and why shouldn't a woman? It is all very well expressed. They seem to me to reason just as well as a man. I mean to find out much more about it all. Personally I don't pay rates and taxes, because that is Lyndhurst's affair, but if we had arranged differently and I paid for the house and the rates and taxes, why shouldn't I have a vote instead of him? And from what I can learn the gardener has a vote, just the same as Lyndhurst, although Lyndhurst does all the garden-rolling, and won't let Parkins touch the flowers.'

Mrs Evans sighed.

‘It all seems very confused and upside down,' she said. ‘Do smoke, Harry, if you feel inclined. Will you have a cigarette, Cousin Amy? I am afraid I have none. I never smoke.'

Harry was a little sore from his mother's handling, and was not unwilling to hit back.

‘I never knew mother smoked,' he said. ‘Do you smoke, mother? How delightful! How Eastern! I never knew you were Eastern. I always thought you said it was not wicked for women to smoke, but only horrid. Do be horrid. I am sure Suffragettes smoke.'

Mrs Ames turned a swift appealing eye on Millie, entreating confidence. Then she lied.

‘Dear Millie, what are you thinking of ?' she said. ‘Of course I never smoke, Harry.'

But the appeal of the eyes had not taken effect.

‘But on the night of my little dance, Cousin Amy,' she said, ‘surely you had a cigarette. It made you cough, and you said how nice it was!'

Mrs Ames wished she had not been so ruthless about the Suffragettes at Cambridge.

‘There is a great difference between doing a thing once,' she said, ‘and making a habit of it. I think I did want to see what it was like, but I never said it was nice, and as for its being Eastern, I am sure I am glad to belong to the West. I always thought it unfeminine, and then I knew it. I did not feel myself again till I had brushed my teeth and rinsed my mouth. Now, dear Millie, I am really interested in the Suffragettes. Their demands are reasonable, and if we are unreasonable about granting them, they must be unreasonable too. For years they have been reasonable and nobody has paid any attention to them. What
are they to do but be violent, and call attention to themselves? It is all so well expressed; you cannot fail to be interested.'

‘Wilfred would never let me hit a policeman,' said Millie. ‘And I don't think I could do it, even if he wanted me to.'

‘But it is not the aim of the movement to hit policemen,' said Mrs Ames. ‘They are very sorry to have to - '

‘They are sorrier afterwards,' said Harry.

Mrs Ames turned a small, withering eye upon her off-spring.

‘If you had waited to hear what they had to say instead of running away before the proctor came,' she said, ‘you might have learnt a little about them, dear. They are not at all sorry afterwards; they go to prison quite cheerfully, in the second division, too, which is terribly uncomfortable. And many of them have been brought up as luxuriously as any of us.'

‘I could not go to prison,' said Mrs Evans faintly, but firmly. ‘And even if I could, it would be very wrong of me, for I am sure it would injure Wilfred's practice. People would not like to go to a doctor whose wife had been in prison. She might have caught something. And Elsie would be so ashamed of me.'

Mrs Ames gave the suppressed kind of sigh which was habitual with her when Lyndhurst complained that the water for his bath was not hot, although aware that the kitchen boiler was being cleaned.

‘But you need not go to prison in order to be a Suffragette, dear Millie,' she said. ‘Prison life is not one of the objects of the movement.'

Mrs Evans looked timidly apologetic.

‘I didn't know,' she said. ‘It is so interesting to be told. I thought all the brave sort went to prison, and had
breakfast together when they were let out. I am sure I have read about their having breakfast together.'

A faint smile quivered on her mouth. She was aware that Cousin Amy thought her very stupid, and there was a delicate pleasure in appearing quite idiotic like this. It made Cousin Amy dance with irritation inside, and explain more carefully yet.

‘Yes, dear Millie,' she said, ‘but their having breakfast together has not much to do with their objects - '

‘I don't know about that,' said Harry; ‘there is a club at Cambridge to which I belong, whose object is to dine together.'

‘Then it is very greedy of you, dear,' said Mrs Ames, ‘and the Suffragettes are not like that. They go to prison and do all sorts of unladylike things for the sake of their convictions. They want to be treated justly. For years they have asked for justice, and nobody has paid the least attention to them; now they are making people attend. I assure you that until I began reading about them, I had very little sympathy with them. But now I feel that all women ought to know about them. Certainly what I have read has opened my eyes very much, and there are a quantity of women of very good family indeed who belong to them.'

Harry pulled his handkerchief out of the sleeve of his dress coat; he habitually kept it there. Just now the Omar Khayyam Club was rather great on class distinctions.

‘I do not see what that matters,' he said. ‘Because a man's great-grandmother was created a duchess for being a king's mistress - '

Mrs Evans and Mrs Ames got up simultaneously; if anything Mrs Ames got up a shade first.

‘I do not think we need go into that, Harry,' said Mrs Ames.

Millie tempered the wind.

‘Will you join us soon, Harry?' she said. ‘If you are too long I shall come and fetch you. We have been political tonight! Will it be too cold for you in the garden, Cousin Amy?'

Left to himself, Harry devoted several minutes' pitiful reflection to his mother's state of mind. In spite of her awakened interest in the Suffragette movement, she seemed to him deplorably old-fashioned. But with his second glass of port his thoughts assumed a rosier tone, and he determined to wait till Cousin Millie came to fetch him. Surely she meant him to do that: no doubt she wanted to have just one private word with him. She had often caught his eye during dinner, with a deprecating look, as if to say this tiresome rigmarole about Suffragettes was not her fault. He felt they understood each other …

There was a large Chippendale looking glass above the sideboard, and he got up from the table and observed the upper part of his person which was reflected in it. A wisp of hair fell over his forehead; it might more rightly be called a plume. He appeared to himself to have a most interesting face, uncommon, arresting. He was interestingly and characteristically dressed, too, with a collar Byronically low, a soft frilled shirt, and in place of a waistcoat a black cummerbund. Then hastily he mounted on a chair in order to see the whole of his lean figure that seemed so slender. It was annoying that at this moment of critical appreciation a parlourmaid should look in to see if she could clear away …

There is nothing that so confirms individualism in any character as periods of comparative solitude. In men such confirmation is liable to be checked by the boredom to which their sex is subject, but women, less frequently the prey of this paralysing emotion, when the demands made upon them by household duties and domestic companionship
are removed, enter very swiftly into the kingdoms of themselves. This process was very strongly at work just now with Millie Evans; superficially, her composure and meaningless smoothness were unaltered, so that Mrs Ames, at any rate, almost wondered whether she had been right in crediting her with any hand in the Harrogate plans, so unruffled was her insipid and deferential cordiality, but down below she was exploring herself and discovering a capacity for feeling that astonished her by its intensity. All her life she had been content to arouse emotion without sharing it, liking to see men attentive to her, liking to see them attracted by her and disposed towards tenderness. They were more interesting like that, and she gently basked in the warmth of their glow, like a lizard on the wall. She had not wanted more than that; she was lizard, not vampire, and to sun herself on the wall, and then glide gently into a crevice again, seemed quite sufficient exercise for her emotions. Luckily or unluckily (those who hold that calm and complete respectability is the aim of existence would prefer the former adverb, those who think that development of individuality is worth the risk of a little scorching, the latter) she had married a man who required little or nothing more than she was disposed to give. He had not expected unquiet rapture, but a comfortable home with a ‘little woman' always there, good-tempered, as Millie was, and cheerful and pliable as, with a dozen exceptions when the calm precision came into play, she had always been. Temperamentally, he was nearly as undeveloped as she, and the marriage had been what is called a very sensible one. But such sensible marriages ignore the fact that human beings, like the shores of the bay of Naples, are periodically volcanic, and the settlers there assume that their little property, because no sulphurous signs have appeared on the surface, is essentially quiescent, neglecting the fact
that at one time or another emotional disturbances are to be expected. But because many quiet years have passed undisturbed, they get to believe that the human and natural fires have ceased to smoulder, and are no longer alive down below the roots of their pleasant vines and olive trees. All her life up till now, Millie Evans had been like one of these quiescent estates; now, when middle age was upon her, she began to feel the stir of vital forces. The surface of her life was still undisturbed, she went about the diminished business of the household with her usual care, and in the weeks of this solitary August knitted a couple of ties for her husband, and read a couple of novels from the circulating library, with an interest not more markedly tepid than usual. But subterranean stir was going on, though no fire-breathing clefts appeared on the surface. Subconsciously she wove images and dreams, scarcely yet knowing that it is out of such dreams that the events and deeds of life inevitably spring. She had scarcely admitted even to herself that her projects for August had gone crookedly: the conviction that Lyndhurst Ames had found himself gouty and in need of Harrogate punctually at the date when he knew that she might be expected there, sufficiently straightened them. The intention more than compensated the miscarriage of events.