Mrs. Jeffries and the Feast of St. Stephen (A Victorian Mystery)

Table of Contents

 

THE INSPECTOR AND MRS. JEFFRIES
MRS. JEFFRIES DUSTS FOR CLUES
THE GHOST AND MRS. JEFFRIES
MRS. JEFFRIES TAKES STOCK
MRS. JEFFRIES ON THE BALL
MRS. JEFFRIES ON THE TRAIL
MRS. JEFFRIES PLAYS THE COOK
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE MISSING ALIBI
MRS. JEFFRIES STANDS CORRECTED
MRS. JEFFRIES TAKES THE STAGE
MRS. JEFFRIES QUESTIONS THE ANSWER
MRS. JEFFRIES REVEALS HER ART
MRS. JEFFRIES TAKES THE CAKE
MRS. JEFFRIES ROCKS THE BOAT
MRS. JEFFRIES WEEDS THE PLOT
MRS. JEFFRIES PINCHES THE POST
MRS. JEFFRIES PLEADS HER CASE
MRS. JEFFRIES SWEEPS THE CHIMNEY
MRS. JEFFRIES STALKS THE HUNTER
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE SILENT KNIGHT
MRS. JEFFRIES APPEALS THE VERDICT
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE BEST LAID PLANS
MRS. JEFFRIES AND THE FEAST OF ST. STEPHEN

 
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

eISBN : 978-0-425-21731-3

1. Witherspoon, Gerald (Fictitious character)—Fiction. 2. Jeffries, Mrs. (Fictitious character)—
Fiction. 3. Brompton (Kent, England)—Fiction. I. Title.

 
PS3552.R46443M63 2007
813’.54—dc22
2007017564

 

 

“I do hope you like this, Stephen.” Maria Farringdon smiled as she handed the bottle of Bordeaux to her host. “Of course, it’s nowhere near as special as that lovely ruby port we received from you yesterday, but our wine merchant assures us this is very good. I do hope you like it.”

“Thank you, dear lady.” Stephen Whitfield bowed graciously in acknowledgment of the gift. He glanced at the bottle, and his blue eyes widened as he read the label. Blast, she’d managed to outdo him. He’d no doubt that the choice of such an expensive wine had been her idea, not her husband’s. Basil was far too well-bred to have gone to such extravagance. This was only to be expected: women from her background always managed to get it wrong. They simply weren’t raised to understand the really important social nuances. “But there was no need for you to go to any trouble.”

“Nonsense,” Basil Farringdon said. “Of course it was necessary. You send us a wonderful bottle of your special port every year. You go to a great deal of trouble.”

“Not really,” he replied.

“But you do,” Basil countered. “You have it shipped all the way from Portugal, and you cork it yourself. It’s about time we reciprocated, don’t you think.” His wide, chubby face creased in a smile. “Maria chose this just for you.”

“And it is much appreciated.” Stephen forced a chuckle and glanced at her. She was smiling at him, but he could see that the smile hadn’t quite reached her eyes. To annoy her, he took her arm and tugged her gently toward a set of double doors farther down the hall. “Let’s go into the drawing room. You two are the first to arrive, but I expect the others will be here shortly.” He looked over his shoulder. Flagg, his butler, had returned from hanging up the guests’ heavy winter wraps and now hovered discreetly at the front door. “I’d like this opened and brought to the drawing room.”

“Yes, sir.” Flagg took the bottle and disappeared.

Whitfield held himself ramrod straight as he escorted his guests into the drawing room. The moment they stepped inside the cavernous room, Maria Farringdon pulled her arm out of his grasp and moved quickly toward a blue brocade love seat. Basil followed his wife.

Whitfield walked over to a mahogany sideboard near the fireplace. He grinned at Maria, his expression amused. She’d not liked his taking her arm, but she could hardly object, as he was merely playing the solicitous host. “Would you care for an aperitif, or would you rather wait for the Bordeaux?”

“I’d like a sherry.” Maria Farringdon returned his smile with an amused one of her own. She couldn’t wait for the evening to progress, for the other guests to arrive. Whitfield was in for a big surprise, and it wouldn’t be one that he was expecting, either. He was so conceited, she thought. He really thought himself a great catch. She studied him dispassionately as he lifted the crystal stopper off the top of a decanter. He was a tall, thin man with steel gray hair, a bristling mustache, and a lean, hawkish face that some women considered very handsome. He’d been a widower for years now, and every widow in London had set her cap for him at one time or another. Maria had never understood why; he wasn’t that rich, and he certainly wasn’t very charming.

She eased her thin backside flush against the back of the seat and braced her feet firmly on the floor. Brocade was a very slippery material, and she wasn’t taking any chances of sliding off. She arranged the skirt of her green silk dress and leaned back, preparing to enjoy the spectacle. This was going to be priceless, absolutely priceless. Who would have thought the old fool would actually open it in front of her!

“I’ll have sherry as well,” Basil Farringdon said as he sat down in the armchair next to the sofa. “Are there many others coming this evening?” he asked.

“It’s just a small dinner party,” Stephen replied. “Henry will be here—I knew you’d want to see him—and Eliza’s invited as well. She’s bringing an acquaintance of hers and, of course, my sister-in-law, Rosalind, will be joining us.”

Maria glanced at her husband, and their eyes met. They’d both heard the rumors about Eliza Graham’s “acquaintance.” Apparently Stephen was the only person in London who was still in the dark.

“Ah, excellent.” Stephen looked up from his task as the drawing room door opened and two people, a man and a woman, stepped inside. “You’re finally here.”

“We’re not late, Stephen.” The woman smiled as she spoke, but there was just the barest hint of irritation in her tone. Eliza Graham was forty-seven and well past her youth, yet her hair was still a lustrous dark brown and her skin smooth and unlined. Her elegant wine red evening gown rustled softly as she and her companion swept into the room. “The traffic was dreadful, and it took ages for Hugh to find a cab. It appears that everyone has decided to stay in town for the Christmas season.”

“Now, now, dear.” Hugh Langford let go of her arm. “It didn’t take all that long. It just seemed a long time because it’s so very cold outside. But at least it has finally stopped raining.”

“Does everyone know Hugh?” Eliza stopped and looked around at the other guests.

“I’m afraid I haven’t had the pleasure.” Basil, who’d risen to his feet when they entered the room, crossed the small space separating them, with his hand extended. “I’m Basil Farringdon, and this is my wife, Maria.”

“Sorry, thought you all knew each other,” Stephen mumbled from the background. “This is Hugh Langford.”

Hugh shook hands and then bowed to Maria. “I’m very pleased to meet you both.”

Maria smiled politely and inclined her head in acknowledgment of the introduction. She was quite surprised by the man’s appearance. He looked so very average, so very ordinary, not at all like she’d imagined. According to the gossip she’d heard, he was supposedly quite a Lothario and had a string of brokenhearted women in his past. But if she was any judge, Langdon had to be pushing sixty. His hair, though still more brown than gray, was receding from his forehead; he was barely an inch or so taller than average; and beneath his beautifully tailored navy blue evening coat, he had a distinct potbelly. But then again, when you were as rich as Langford, you didn’t need to worry overly much about your appearance.

Maria glanced at Stephen just as Langford and Eliza sat down together on the settee opposite her. She saw Stephen’s eyes narrow, and a flush crept up his sharp cheekbones. Oh, yes, indeed, tonight was going to be great fun!

 
“It’s going to be cold tonight,” Wiggins, the footman, said as he came into the kitchen. He was a good-looking young man with brown hair, round apple cheeks, and a very cheerful disposition.

“It’s been cold all week,” Mrs. Goodge, the portly, gray-haired cook, said. She put a platter of pork chops on the table.

“Gracious, that’s a lot of pork,” Mrs. Jeffries, the housekeeper, commented as she slipped into her spot at the head of the table. “I’m surprised that any of us is even hungry after that lovely tea we had at Mrs. Maynard’s.” The household was eating much later than they usually did because they’d gone to a Christmas tea at their neighbors’.

“There are two extra chops,” the cook replied. “The inspector is having dinner at Lady Cannonberry’s tonight, but he didn’t let me know till I’d already started the chops, so the lad here”—she indicated Wiggins with a nod in his direction—“can eat hearty if he’s a mind to.”

As there was always plenty of food for the servants in the household of Inspector Gerald Witherspoon, the comment wasn’t taken seriously.

“Betsy’s the one that needs to eat hearty,” Wiggins said, tossing a fast glance in the maid’s direction. “She’s gettin’ as thin as a lamppost.”

“I’ve only lost a pound or two,” Betsy muttered. She pushed a lock of blond hair, which had slipped out of her cap, back behind her ear. She knew the others were worried about her, but she was fine, just fine. She wished they’d stop fretting over her. The past six months had been the most miserable of her life, but she was getting over it. “I haven’t lost that much weight.”

“Yes, you ’ave,” Wiggins argued. “And when he gets back and sees how peaked you look, he’ll ’ave a fit.”