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Authors: Dan Gutman

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Can I just say something here? Isn't c-o-u-g-h a dumb way to spell “cough”? It should be k-o-f-f. Whoever wrote the dictionary is a dumbhead.

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That means it's not like a can, because “un” means “not” and “canny” means “like a can.”

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Did you know that the flag of Barbados has a picture of a pitchfork on it? That's weird

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