Read Murder Has Its Points Online
Authors: Frances and Richard Lockridge
“That's all?”
“Sureâhell, you want me to draw a picture of it? Oh, the bandaging goes a good way up my leg. I'm wearing shorts, of course. Rough sort of splintsâthe old doc's had to make do with what he could, you see. Andâwell, there you are.”
“You haven't been wearing it, I gather? During rehearsals?”
“Not when I can get out of it,” Blaine said. “It's damn uncomfortable. Hot as hell andâ”
Then he stopped, and the smile faded.
“What are you getting at?” he asked Bill Weigand.
“A man who limped,” Bill said. “Used crutches, I think. Mrs. Payne?”
Lauren was no longer leaning back on the sofa. She was sitting straight, she was looking at Blaine Smythe, watching him. She turned, slowly, toward Bill Weigand.
“You didn't see who shot at you this evening? Orâdid you? And, was it Mr. Self?”
She seemed surprised at the question; there was a vagueness on her face, an instant before intent.
“Why,” she said, “noânot really. The fogâthe terrace light seemed to bounce back from the fog. I saw the car and thenâthen something hit me. Like a hand hitting me, almost. I started to fall and heard aâa cracking sound. No, I didn't see whoâtried to kill me.”
“No,” Bill said. “Do you want to tell me now, Mrs. Payne?”
She seemed, Pam thought, to know precisely what Bill meant. But she hesitated. She said, “Not yet.”
“Mr. Smythe,” Bill said, “I asked one of our menâSergeant Mullinsâto find this trick bandage. Took him a bit of timeâSimon was out somewhere. But he ran it down. At the theater.”
“I could have saved youâ” Smythe began, but did not finish.
“Probably,” Bill said. “Orâbut never mind. A rifle is a rather awkward thing to carry around, of course. Even a light rifle. A long suitcase of some kind. But, we'd be looking for something like that, of course. Have been. On the other handâyou can put a rifle down inside a trouser leg. Strap it to the leg. But, the leg's stiff then, isn't it Mr. Smythe. Howeverâif you have a bandage you can, as you say, snap onâand snap off, of courseâthe stiffness is explained, isn't it? Bandaged foot shows. Poor man's been in an automobile accident. Or broken his leg skiing. Andâ”
Smythe laughed. “You.” he said, “ought to be writing plays. You're better than Lars.”
“No,” Bill said. “I didn't think of it, Mr. Smythe. And Lars Simon didn't. You did, didn't you?”
Smythe looked confident still. He said, “You're nuts, Captain. That's your trouble. You'reâ”
“No,” Bill said. “I told you we got hold of this trick bandage of yours. There's a streak down it, Mr. Smythe. Narrow, but very straight. Straight as the barrel of a rifle. Streak made by oil from a rifleâa rifle carefully taken care of.”
“I still sayâ” Smythe said, but he looked around the room, and did not say at all. Sergeant Jones had put the rifle they were talking about down on the chair, and stood up, and was walking slowly down the room.
“I'm sorry, Mrs. Payne,” Bill said. “I think it's now, don't you?”
“Now?” she said, and then breathed deeply and leaned back in the sofa again and looked across at Weigand, only at Weigand. “I wanted it to be a dream,” she said. “You guessed that, didn't you? IâI prayed it would be a dream. Made myselfâalmost made myselfâbelieve it was. You seeâI had taken this stuffâeverything was getting vague andâ
it could have been a dream, couldn't it?
”
“Yes,” Bill said. His voice was gentle.
“I wanted so muchâ” she said. “But, it's no good. I guessâI guess it's never going to be any good. I thought heâif he hadâit was becauseâ” She stopped again, for a moment closed her eyes, as if against pain. “It doesn't matter,” she said. “In the end he tried to kill me, didn't he?”
“Yes.”
“Last night,” Lauren Payne said, “after I had gone to my room, I looked out the window. This must have beenâoh, about half an hour before my husband was shot. Perhaps longer. I saw Blaine Smythe walk into the King Arthur Hotel. That's the hotel directly across the street. He was using crutches and he had a white bandage on his right foot.” She stopped. Then, suddenly, her slender body began to shake with sobs. “Iâ” she said, and her voice shook, was almost inaudible. “I couldn't be the first to say it, could I? Did Iâdid I say it right? So that it's clear and everybodyâ”
Her head was back against the sofa's back. Her face was very white, and her body shook.
Blaine Smythe was standingâa tall, lithe man. He turnedâstarted to turnâaway. It was as if he meant to run.
Sergeant Jones put heavy hands, from behind, on Blaine Smythe's arms. “Wouldn't try anything if I were you,” Jones said, and his voice was as heavy as his hands.
Gladys Mason was across the room, on the sofa beside Lauren Payne. She put an arm around Lauren's shaking body. She said, “There, child. There. It's over now.”
16
The Siamese cat named Stilts lay on the carpet in front of the fire. She looked as if she had been scattered there. Shadow approached, enormous blue eyes all innocence. She sniffed Stilts briefly and bit her left hind foot.
With no preliminaries whatever, Stilts went three feet into the air, straight up. At the top, she turned, walked briefly on air, and came down on top of Shadow. Shadow flattened, and breath went out of her with a small sound like “uff.” She turned on her back and began, furiously, to kick Stilts in the face. Stilts put both forelegs around Shadow's neck and began to bite her left ear.
“They do love each other,” Pam North said, to anyone who cared to listen. “Don't you, babies?” she added, to the cats.
“It is,” Dorian Weigand said, “impossible to jump like that. It is clearly impossible.”
The sound of Dorian's voice distracted the cat named Shadow, who abandoned her obvious effort to kick Stilts to death and looked at Dorian. Stilts bit Shadow's tail. Shadow leaped three feet into the air, turned in flight, and came down on Stilts.
“All right,” Dorian said. “Excuse it, please.”
Dorian Weigand was curled, rather as a cat might herself curl, in a big chair in the Norths' apartment. It was a little after six on Thursday evening, and Dorian and the Norths had drinks and Bill was overdue for his.
“Here he comes now,” Dorian said, uncurling. “Hear him?”
Pam and Jerry heard footsteps in the corridor outside. They sounded like any footsteps. But neither Pam nor Jerry really doubted; neither was surprised to hear a characteristic tapping on the door. Dorian let him in, looked at him carefully before kissing him. He didn't look any more tired than he usually did. He looked as if things had gone all right.
Things went well enough, he told themâtold them after he had been supplied with a drink, and had swallowed half of it. Blaine Smythe was in the Fairfield County jail, charged with felonious assault, and with more to follow. He could fight extradition if he wanted to waste the time; if his lawyer thought it worth wasting. He denied everything and thereupon closed his lips, which was wise of him. But things went well enough.
A bell-man at the King Arthur, shown several photographs, had picked one of Smythe as resembling a man on crutches who had checked into the hotel late Tuesday afternoon, and been givenâat requestâa room on the third floor front. A cartridge case, ejected from the rifle which, in due time, would be described in newspapers as the murder weapon, had been found in grass behind a hedge. This had taken doing. From now on the things to be done would, for the most part, take doing. But they would get done. Things went well enough.
“Which,” Bill said, and finished his drink and looked at an empty glass with absent-minded reproach, “gives us two of them. Thanks, Jerry.”
“One in the grass we weren't to find, weren't even to look for,” Bill said. “Another in the carâSelf's carâwhich we were to find. A thorough man, Smythe. Thought of almost everything.” He stopped, looked with absent-minded surprise at his replenished glass, sipped. “They've filled you in?” he said, to Dorian. “Up to now,” Dorian said.
“Having gone to the trouble to get Self there,” Bill said, “he didn't really leave any holes. A little put out, probably, to find you and the others there, Pam, but that needn't have been fatal. If, of course, his shot had been. Fired a shot from his rifle on the way up. It was his, incidentally. The other rifle was justâa prop. It was safe enough to fire. It's hunting season. He retrieved the casing and put it in his pocket. Reloaded, of course. After he knocked Self out, tossed the casing into the car.”
“The trouble he went to,” Pam said. “You jump around.”
Bill looked at her in some surprise. He said he thought it obvious enough. When Smythe decidedâit probably was decided reluctantlyâthat he had to kill Lauren, he decided also to provide the police with a murderer. A James Self, already complete enough with motive. So, he telephoned Self, pretending to be Laurenâ
Bill interrupted himself. “She has a very deep, rather husky voice,” he said. “Symthe is an actor; Lars Simon says a good one. Good actors can mimic. Right?”
“Nobody's quarreling,” Pam said. “Told Mr. Self Jo-An was there, got him to come, shot Mrs. Payne after Self arrived, rushed over and pretended to take the gun away from him while actually giving it to him. That's clear enough.” She considered. “Now,” she added.
“Right,” Bill said. “Then it's all clear.”
He seemed to consider the matter ended. He lighted a cigarette and leaned back; he blew smoke into the air and watched it.
“Don't tease the animals,” Dorian told him. “Wouldn't it have been merely one word against another?”
“No,” Bill said. “Lauren had called Smythe, asked him to come up. From the Dumont. There's a record of the call, complete with number. With her dead, he could quote her as he liked. ActuallyâI think still trying to think she had dreamed, still pushing reality awayâshe saidâshe can't remember her exact wordsââI couldn't have seen you, could I? Not where IâI dreamed I did?' He reassured her, she says; almost convinced her. ButââHe was too ready,' she said. âIâI suppose then I really knew.'
“She must have revealed thatârevealed she was not convinced. He made his decision then.”
“Stillâ” Dorian said.
“At the time Self got the phone call,” Bill said, “Lauren was in a garage in New Canaan, waiting for her car. She made no call from there. Nor was any long-distance call made from the house. Soâa lie against Self. Soâno explanation of his presence there. Except, of course, the one Smythe would provide. Along with the cartridge case in the car. Oh, I think it would have worked. With Mrs. Payne dead.”
“You had this bandage gadget,” Jerry pointed out. “With a streak on it. It was oil?”
“Yes. It was oil. I had that. Enough for a hunch. Not for proof. I'd have kept on worrying. Smythe wouldn't have needed to worry much.”
“I don't,” Dorian said, “see how he knew Mr. Payne would come out and stand on the sidewalk waiting to be shot at. If he hadn't, all this for nothing. Plus the chance somebody would see himâsomebody who knew himâand want to commiserate about the broken leg or whatever.”
“As for that,” Bill said, “he could merely say he was getting the feel of the bandage gadget. Explain as much as necessary. He might, of course, have decided, under those circumstances, to postpone his sniping. The sniping, incidentally, because there's been a rash of them. And nobody caught. Anotherâwell, say another tree in a woods.”
“If you must,” Dorian said, gently. “Now, darlingâhow he knew Mr. Payne would come out instead of having dinner at the hotel and going up to his room?”
Bill said, “Wellâ” He said, “I don't say everything's wrappedâ”
“String,” Pam said. “I save string, did you know? And wrapping paper. Payne thought the food at the Dumont was âterrible.' They never ate there. Mrs. Payne told us that yesterday. Not you, Bill. He probably told everybody orâor she did. Of
course
. She and Blaine wereâwhat were they, Bill? Anyway, she would have, wouldn't she?”
Bill thanked her for the string. He said it was a very nice peice of string, a very useful piece of string. Or, if she preferred, wrapping.
“Bill,” Pam said. “Why? Because they were lovers? He and Lauren? Even then, why?”
Bill emptied his glass. Jerry got up, and Bill put his hand over the glass. He said he would let the rest catch up.
“I don't think they were, Pam,” he said, and spoke slowly. “She says not. She says that now she's gladâvery glad. She says she doesn't know why they weren't. She said, âI just couldn't bring myselfâ' and didn't finish. Not a matter of morals, I suspect. Ofâ” He shrugged. He said a psychiatrist might have a dozen reasons. He said that the word “revulsion” might sum it up. Revulsion instilled by other things; revulsion probably temporary.
“She talked a good deal about her husband,” Bill said. “Nothing veryâexplicit. She's stillâexcited, upset. Not as coherent as she might be. I think because she's not very sure in her own mind. You seeâshe loved Smythe. Thought he loved her. Butâabout Payne. It seems he was something of a rat, as Self called him. In aâin a number of ways. What's called mental cruelty. She gets vague after that. But, I suspect it didn't stop there. That, somehow, heâwell, left her in a kind of shock.”
“Bill!” Pam said. “She's not up there all alone? Tearing herself to pieces alone?”
He looked surprised. He said he thought he had told her. Gladys Mason was with her. And the boy, too. “She seems,” Bill said, “to have turned to Mrs. Mason. As toâoh, call it an elder sister.”
“Hmmm,” Dorian said. “As to the sister business.” She sipped from her own drink.