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Murder in the Winter

 

Steve Demaree

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copyright
©
2013

Steve Demaree

All Rights Reserved

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This book is dedicated to the two people I
love the most and whose love I deserve the least, my wife Nell and my daughter
Kelly. May God continue to bless me with their presence in my life.

 

This book is also dedicated to Paula Messer,
who bought extra copies of 
The Hilltop Murder Mystery
for her family
members, so that they would not take her copy away from her.

 

This book is also dedicated to nine-year-old
Amy Shepherd, who has read
The Hilltop Murder Mystery
four times and
told her teacher it is her favorite book.

 

May each of them and each of you enjoy this
book.

 

Books by Steve
Demaree

 

 

Dekker Cozy
Mystery Series

 

52 Steps to Murder

Murder in the Winter

Murder In The Library

Murder at Breakfast?

Murder at the High
School Reunion

Murder at the Art
& Craft Fair

 

Santangelo
PG-Rated Mystery/Thriller Series

 

Murder in the Dark

Picture Them Dead

Body Count

 

Aylesford
Place Humorous Christian Romance Series

 

Pink Flamingoed

Neighborhood Hi Jinx

Croquet Anyone?

 

Non-Fiction

 

Lexington & Me

Reflecting Upon God’s
Word

 

 

 

Cast of Characters

 

Lt. Cy Dekker -
The lead homicide detective of the Hilldale Police
Department

 

Sgt. Lou Murdock -
Lt. Dekker’s partner

 

Sidney Longworth –
The owner of Overlook Inn and a well-known director of
plays.

 

Estelle Longworth –
Sidney Longworth’s wife

 

Antoine  Le Blanc –
The chef at Overlook Inn

 

Michael –
The
sous chef at Overlook Inn

 

Justin –
The
server at Overlook Inn

 

Manfred Mitchuson –
The handyman at Overlook Inn

 

Mrs. Mitchuson –
Mr. Mitchuson’s wife and the maid at Overlook Inn

 

Myles Mycroft -
 One of the registered guests at the inn

 

Arthur Plankton –
Another guest at the inn

 

Mrs. Isabel Dukenfield –
Another registered guest at the inn

 

Claude Williams –
A late arrival at the inn

 

Tony McArthur -
A guest at the inn and an actor who lives at
Oppenheimer Arms Apartments. He says he was out of town when the murders took
place.

 

Lena Crouch
- The manager of Oppenheimer Arms Apartments

 

Arthur Rothschild –
A resident of Oppenheimer Arms who is confined to a
wheelchair.

 

Martin Mulroney –
A resident of Oppenheimer Arms who visited the inn in
disguise.

 

Carter Thornton –
A resident of Oppenheimer Arms who was considered the
best of the actors. He visited the inn in disguise.

 

Matthew Simon –
Another resident of Oppenheimer Arms who visited the
inn in disguise.

 

Virgil Profit –
A resident of Oppenheimer Arms who claims to know none
of his neighbors nor anyone at the inn.

 

Bob Gravitt –
A resident of Oppenheimer Arms who made reservations at the inn and
then did not show up.

 

Ray Phelps –
A plumber with Burris Plumbing who drifted into town and later
disappeared mysteriously.

 

Yolanda Lovely –
A young blonde who made a pass at Lt. Dekker and Ray
Phelps.

 

Lt. George Michaelson -
A friend of Lt. Dekker and a fellow member of the
Hilldale Police Department

 

Frank Harris -
The medical examiner

 

Sam Schumann-
A policeman who does much of Lt. Dekker’s investigative work

 

Louie Palona - 
The man at headquarters who Lt. Dekker turns to for
computer help.

 

Officer Dan Davis -
A young policeman who helps Lt. Dekker and Sgt.
Murdock from time to time.

 

Heloise Humphert -
Lt. Dekker’s irritating next-door neighbor

 

Twinkle Toes -
Heloise Humphert’s dog

 

Rosie -
The
daytime waitress at the Blue Moon Diner

 

Thelma -
The
nighttime waitress at the Blue Moon Diner

 

Betty McElroy -
A friend of Lt. Dekker’s whom he sometimes takes out
to dinner

 

Thelma Lou Spencer -
Sgt. Murdock’s girlfriend

 

Mark

The boy who mows Lt. Dekker’s yard, rakes his leaves,
and shovels his snow.

 

1

 

 

One mid-January day I lay in bed fighting the urge to
kick the covers off, roll over, and spring from the bed. I had almost convinced
myself to attempt such a dastardly deed when I remembered that too much
exercise so early in the morning is not good, especially for someone of my
girth and experience. But then no one of my girth and experience could possibly
spring from anything unless he sat on Old Faithful.

As I lay there, I pondered hypnotizing myself, hoping
to make myself snore. In the midst of my pondering the phone rang. I rolled
over and lunged for the obtrusive instrument. On my third try my hand connected
with the heavy receiver. I lifted it, mumbled something, and realized that
someone was talking into the mouthpiece. I flipped the receiver and mumbled
again.

“Are you up yet?” came the question from the phone.

The stupid question sounded like something that would
come from the mouth of a small child at some pre-dawn hour on Christmas
morning, but even half awake I recognized the voice of the man who asked the
stupid question as that of my friend and partner in solving crime. 

Before I get too far into the conversation we had that
day, let me introduce myself and my telephoning friend. I’m Lt. Cy Dekker of
the Hilldale Police Department. My partner is Sgt. Lou Murdock. Together we
make up the entire homicide division.  Lou and I grew up in Hilldale, went to
school together, and have been friends since before I can remember. We built
tree houses and snow forts together, and double-dated whenever we could find
two girls who would go out with the two of us. Lou was the best man at my
wedding, and he, along with other members of the Hilldale Police Department, was
there for me when I lost my beloved Eunice to cancer after only five years of
marriage. Lou’s been there for me ever since, and I hope I’ve been there for
him.

Two weeks prior to that morning’s phone call, with the
department’s blessing, the two of us entered into semi-retirement. In our case
this meant we will continue to solve all the murder cases within Hilldale’s
jurisdiction, but once a case is solved we are free to lean back in our
recliners and get to know Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Philo Vance, Ellery
Queen, Nero Wolfe, Sam Spade, and Phillip Marlowe, courtesy of Myrtle Evans,
owner of Hilldale’s Scene of the Crime Bookstore, a used bookstore housed in a
wood framed structure, and littered with yellow crime scene tape hanging from
its bushes. Actually, I wouldn’t exactly say our new reading material was courtesy
of Mrs. Evans. While she did recommend seven books to both of us, she picked
our pockets to the tune of $148.23 each before we walked out of her store with
the books.

Now that I have introduced the two of us, let me
repeat the question Lou repeated to me that morning.

“Are you up yet?”

“What constitutes up?” I asked my esteemed colleague.

The good sergeant laughed.

“Well, do you want to know why I called, Cy?”

Somehow the truth didn’t sound like the appropriate response.

“Go ahead. Spill it,” I said instead.

“I got a message.”

“You mean a message message?”

“Uh-huh.”

“God spoke to you?”

“You’re the one who says He speaks to me. I only know
that I got a message.”

“Well, you might as well tell me now. What was the message?”

“Ford Theater and the Bates Motel.”

“So, you’re saying that if someone invites me to a
play and to go somewhere afterward to spend the night, I shouldn’t go?”

“I wouldn’t recommend it.”

“I don’t think there’s any danger of anyone asking me
out.”

“You mean your next-door neighbor moved?”

“No, but if she asked me out, I would shoot first and
ask questions later.”

I heard chuckling on the other end of the line.

His chuckle gave me time to think of what Lou’s call
meant. In due time Lou and I would discern the meaning of his message. If it
was like each of the other messages Lou had received over the years, it meant
that another murder had been committed, and Lou and I would go to work solving
the case. Retirement, as we had come to embrace it, would end, at least for a
few days.

I continued to think until my colleague broke the silence.

“I assume you haven’t gotten a call yet.”

“No, and my beeper hasn’t gone off. Besides, no one murders
anyone this early.”

“It could’ve happened last night. Sometimes they don’t
find the body until the next day.”

“I suppose so.”

“And do you realize the bad news? We got eight inches
of snow last night. Talk about timing. I’d rather curl up with a good book and
have the Blue Moon bring me my meals.”

“Are you saying you don’t want to be around me?”

“No, feel free to stop by the Blue Moon and pick up
enough food for both of us. You know where I live. I just dread getting out in
this kind of weather.”

“Not any more than I do. I’ve become adjusted to retirement.
Maybe God just gave you this message to see how we’d react.”

“Maybe so, but if He did, I don’t think we passed the
test.”

Yesterday morning’s forecast had called for mostly
cloudy skies with a possible flurry or two. Must’ve been a couple of big
flurries, because if my partner says eight inches, he means eight inches.
Someone gave Lou a rain gauge for Christmas one year, and he actually put it
together and hung it outside his apartment window. I too have a device for
measuring snow. In the days of my youth, sometimes a teacher would use a
similar gauge to whack my knuckles. Today, I occasionally plop my device down
into the snow, but on most days I leave it in the house and use it periodically
if I need to draw a straight line. 

I forgot about measuring precipitation and returned to
the matter at hand.

“Well, I guess I’d better get off here in case the department
calls.”

No one who still owns a heavy, black phone with a rotary
dial has call waiting. The phone still worked and was only a chore when I tried
to pick it up. Since my number was unlisted and people seldom called my house,
I didn’t waste a lot of exercise lifting my phone. Besides, the department told
me they would use our beepers to get in touch with us if anything happened. 

I sat up and rubbed the sleep from my eyes. I needed a
shower. Then, I’d take time for my daily devotional reading and a short prayer.
After taking care of one and two, I would leave to pick Lou up. I tried to keep
my priorities right. After all, God was around on the first day. Murders didn’t
happen until after He had made a few imperfect people. I needed to put Him
first.

 

+++

 

I opened the back door and stared at the whiteness. It
was one of the few times when I was sorry I didn’t own a pair of sunglasses.  
Briefly   blinded,   I   stood   there until my eyes adjusted to the brightness
that only snow can produce, then turned and looked at what used to be
Lightning, my Volkswagen bug. Normally Lightning shone bright yellow, but on
that morning it more closely resembled what I might look like if I had fallen
on my back just prior to an avalanche. A white blob in the middle with
occasional yellow spots on the side. Okay, maybe I don’t have any yellow spots.
At least not yet.

I dragged my feet through the snow as I shuffled toward
my vehicle. I intended to start it and let it warm up while I brushed away the
snow from the windshield and the windows. At least that was my plan until I
arrived at my vehicle and spotted an envelope stuck to the snow where my windshield
used to be. Actually my windshield was still there, eight inches under the
envelope.
Was my next-door neighbor sending me love letters?
I shuddered
at the thought.

I took to the envelope the way Lou approaches a new
bag of M&Ms. I tore open the envelope with my teeth, spat paper into the
snow, and extracted a folded piece of paper. I opened it and read a message
that had been cut from a magazine. 

 

BE AT OVERLOOK INN AT PRECIPICE POINT THIS WEEKEND.  I
HAVE MURDERED, AND YOU CAN BE THERE TO WATCH THE BODIES FALL. NEITHER YOU,
ROTUND DOOFUS LT. DEKKER, NOR YOUR STOOGE, SGT. MURDOCK, WILL BE ABLE TO STOP
ME.

 

I scanned the note. All the words were spelled right,
and the commas were in the right place. At least I think so. But the message
didn’t make sense. If he or she had already murdered someone, how could I
possibly arrive before the bodies fell? Could it be that someone leaned them
against a door? After getting nowhere with the grammar or the method of murder,
I changed focus. I remembered that Overlook Inn had reopened after sitting
empty for several years. It sat at the far end of the county, somewhere between
ten and fifteen miles from my house. I had not been out that way in years, but
then there was no reason to go that way unless you were going to Overlook Inn.
The road goes no farther, and once you pass the city limits there’s not much to
see except trees. The more I thought of it, the more I wondered why teenagers
never took their dates to such a secluded place. Or maybe, they did. I’m out of
the loop about such things, so there’s no way I’d find out about something like
that unless one or both of the young people were murdered. Speaking of murder,
evidently someone thought the Overlook Inn would be a good place to commit one.
While it might be a good place to murder someone, it would be a bad place from
which to make a getaway. Only one road in or out. But then that road was seldom
traveled. At least there wouldn’t be any neighbors to see him make his hasty
retreat. His only other way out would be over the cliff where he’d end up making
a splat on the rocks well below, right next to the lemmings. Was that what the
murderer meant by “watch the bodies fall?” I pictured someone lining up people
at Precipice Point and pushing the last person in line causing a domino effect
where screaming victims were knocked over the cliff. I shuddered at the thought
and then regained my senses. Well, whatever senses I had maintained in the
frigid weather. Like most of my body parts, my senses were growing numb from
the cold.

I reread the message and then looked down and discovered
the footprints that led to and from Lightning. At least the ones I had not
obliterated as I clomped around in the mound of heavy snow. I followed the
footprints to the street, hoping that whoever left the note had had second
thoughts and was waiting for me. As I walked, I noticed that the footprints
heading away from my car were more defined than the ones heading toward it.
What that meant I had no idea. As I neared the street, it looked like whoever
left the note had stumbled a couple of times and fell once as he or she got out
of a vehicle and headed down my driveway. I found the street deserted,
carefully examined the markings. Experience taught me that you cannot make
plaster casts of footprints in snow or sand, so I ambled to the house  to  get 
my  camera  to  take  some photos.  I would have scurried, but I knew that the
prints wouldn’t melt before I returned.  Besides, it had been many years since
I had been able to scurry. A man my age and size can only scurry downhill, and
a robust man proceeding downhill will not stop scurrying until the downhill
element ceases to exist. I learned that lesson on a previous case. It’s called
experience, which is what happens to you that you wish had happened to someone
else.

I reasoned that pictures of the footprints might be of
some help. The markings on the snow were distinct, and the wear of the boot
could provide a match, if I just knew where to look for the boot. Should I
hightail it to Precipice Point and check everyone’s boots?

 

+++

 

I had just finished taking some pictures when I heard
a screech similar to the sound a vulture makes before descending upon its prey.
Okay, I don’t know if most vultures screech or not, but one does. She lives
next door to me.

“Yoo-hoo, oh Cyrus, dear. Would you like to make a
snowman with me?”

 My next-door neighbor, Heloise Humphert, was making
new tracks down my driveway. In her arms she held her fur ball Twinkle Toes, a
white, toy poodle she might have lost if she had put her down in the snow.

“I’m game,” I replied. “Let’s put Muffy down and pack
snow around her.”

“Oh, Cyrus, you know her name is Twinkle Toes, and
little Twinkle Toes doesn’t like to set her toesies down in the snow.”

If I had already eaten breakfast, her response might
have been enough to make me lose it. She caught me off guard and arrived at my
side before I could hide my visitor’s note.

“Oh, has Cyrus written little ol’ me a love letter?”

“There are many things I would love to write to you in
a letter, Miss Humphert, but I doubt if you would do any of them.”

“Oh, Cyrus, you’d be surprised what I would be willing
to do with you.”

Before I could stop her, my neighbor grabbed the note
from my hand and read it.

“Oh, my. It looks like my Cyrus will be going back to
work. You be careful now, Honey Bun.”

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