My Sweet Folly (53 page)

“I am very sorry to be late,” she said contritely. “Please forgive me, I had so little sleep last night!”

To her consternation, both Lander and the doctor looked toward Robert at this. If they had looked puckish a moment before, they appeared downright abominable now, smirking like demons. Folie realized her error. Worse, she remembered what Robert had done to keep her awake, with vivid and agitating clarity. She blushed to her eyebrows.

“There was no hurry,” Robert said lazily. His complacent tone made her want to strangle him. “You should sleep as late as you like.”

“Well, one must eat eventually,” she said with a small shrug, turning to the sideboard, where a breakfast suitable to six farmers and a few blacksmith’s boys was laid out. “I see that you are not going hungry, in spite of no suitable cats.”

“Madam,” said the doctor, sweeping a bow, “I’ve been informed that your performance in regard to the subject of cats was inspired. My compliments.”

She made a slight curtsy to him.

“I believe that we can make excellent use of your talent for a quick rejoinder. I propose, gentlemen, that Mrs. Cambourne be made a central figure in our little scheme.”

Robert frowned. “I don’t think so. It’s too dangerous to have her going in and out of the house. We’ll stay with the plans we’ve already made.”

Folie lifted her eyebrows. But she said nothing, only took a small sausage and a piece of cold toast, and sat down. Lander poured her tea from the pot.

“As you prefer, of course,” the doctor said. “But allow me to mention that flexibility is a virtue in these matters, as we saw demonstrated nicely yesterday. I believe that in a day or two we will find that, through the medium of those lovely ladies who attended your wedding, much progress has been made in bringing your person and talents to the attention of society. There is nothing like a bizarre marriage to attract gossip—far from bewailing it, we must thank Mrs. Cambourne for precipitating the episode. I daresay she has saved us a good fortnight’s work.”

“I am so glad to be of use,” Folie said.

He remained solemn, but in the momentary glance that he gave her, she could have sworn that she detected a wink. Folie softened a little toward Dr. Joyce.

“So we ought to go ahead at Lord Morier’s dinner tonight?” Lander asked.

“With certainty,” the doctor said. “Belle Packard will put me in the way of an invitation to that—Morier owes her a little favor, but she’s the sort of lady who don’t like to take it in cash or jewels. This will be just the ticket. I shall be a French émigré, I think, fresh from exile in Italy. L’Comte de. . . somewhere.” He gave a vague wave of his hand. “I’ll have a look at the atlas. I am a philosophical scientist, a severe skeptic, an investigator of animal magnetism. A student of the great Dr. Mesmer himself, who does not like to see pettifoggers and pretenders imposing themselves on a credulous public.”

“Will Bellamy be there?” Robert asked.

“Unless he has the headache,” Lander said, grinning. “I took the liberty of mentioning you would attend, and he said that he never missed Morier’s race-dinners if he could help it.”

“I hope he comes because he
has
the headache,” Robert said. “He was fatally easy to dupe.”

“You should stop thinking of it as deceit,” the doctor said reprovingly. “That will begin to show in your presentation.”

“Sorry,” Robert said. He frowned a little, looking down at his thumbnail, flicking it past his fingers. Folie had been reaching for the teapot. She startled and squeaked as it moved away from her hand, sliding a few inches across the table.

“Study on that trick—” The doctor nodded. “You are not sufficiently easy with it yet. When you can do it so well that it’s no longer a trick, but a belief in the powers of your own mind to affect actuality, then you are ready.”

“How am I going to believe it’s some sort of mental power, when I know how I’m doing it?”

The doctor shrugged. “You are concentrating on the wrong thing,” he said obscurely. “Reality is a much broader element than you suppose.”

“It is a trick?” Folie asked in astonishment. “Do it again!”

Robert made the flicking motion with his fingers again. The teapot obediently migrated another inch across the glossy wood.

“How are you doing it?” she demanded.

He gave her a wide stare. “With my occult powers,” he said ominously.

“There is a string,” she said.

“See if you can find it, Mrs. Cambourne,” the doctor said.

Folie put her hands over the teapot, feeling for any attachment. She lifted it, passing her hand underneath. She set it down.

“Do it again.” She held her hand between Robert and the teapot, waving it up and down, but discovered no thread or obstacle. “Now do it again,” she ordered, staring closely at his fingers as she kept her hand in place on the table.

Robert made his magic gesture, and the pot moved—a little less this time.

“How are you doing that?” she cried.

“Indeed, you are very close, Mrs. Cambourne,” the doctor said. “In a moment you will find it.”

Folie felt all around. She left her chair and swept her arms all about the table. She even took Robert’s hand, pushing her fingers between his. She felt nothing but the warmth of his bare skin. She glanced up—he was smiling down at her with an affectionate look. As she took her hand away he caught her fingers in a quick squeeze. “You wouldn’t like to explore me further?” he asked, in mock disappointment.

“Hmmpf,” she said, with an arch look. She straightened, leaning on the table with one hand on her hip. “Do it again.”

The doctor chuckled. “I believe she has you now!”

Robert frowned ferociously at his hand. He did not move his fingers, but shook his head. “Never mind. I’m not in the mood for this nonsense anyway.” He looked up at her, still scowling. “Come, finish your breakfast, ma’am,” he said, with a sharp impatience, “so that we may get on with matters of some importance.”

Folie’s smile faded at his petulance. She resumed her seat, her back stiff. “Yes, Robert,” she said, in her best imitation of a royal princess.

She reached for the teapot. It ran wildly away from her, nearly to the edge of the table.

“Well done!” the doctor cried. “An excellent diversion.”

Lander began laughing. “You’ll end up with a teapot in your lap, sir!”

“Serve him right,” Folie said darkly. “He’ll end up with it over his head if he doesn’t take care!”

But Robert only smiled at her, a tender look that sent a shaft of pleasure through her, as sharp as the cutting barb of a moment before. She could not fathom his trick, though clearly he could not accomplish it until she had sat down again, but it was not the teapot legerdemain that disturbed her. It was the trickery he seemed to practice with such ease on her heart.

“Here, ma’am,” the conjurer said, producing a paper scrawled with strange symbols. “He must practice these hand signals—you’ll oblige me by seeing that he’s mastered them by tonight.”

“Yes, sir,” Folie said.

The lighthearted spirit among the men at breakfast had diverted Folie’s mind from danger, but Robert had soon disabused her of any naive hope that things were normal. He vetoed any suggestion that might take her out of doors, even into the back garden, and she was to be at home to no callers whatsoever. She had spent the greater part of the day with a candle in the darkened drawing room, trying to write an announcement and explanatory letter to Melinda that did not sound entirely deranged.

Now, waiting for them to return from Lord Morier’s annual race-dinner held in honor of the horse he would be running in the Derby, Folie could not keep her attention on anything, not book or letter or London paper. She could only think of watching Robert and Lander leaving, slipping out of the back of the house under cover of darkness, and a loud altercation between the porter and a footman, created by intention at the front door.

They had not said when they would return. Folie sat on the edge of the chair, chiding herself. Over time she had forgotten some of the key habits of being a wife—one must be sure to inquire after the most mundane information. She promised herself that she would not begin to worry until after midnight, but in fact she began to worry as soon as they left the house. She could not shed the image of Robert pulling a gun from beneath his coat. She knew that he must have it with him now.

The clock struck half past twelve. Folie peeked between the curtains. The traffic in the street below had lessened through the evening hours—now it had picked up again, guests beginning to return to their homes from the theater or progress to the next ball or late supper.

Lord Morier’s dinner would become a bachelor party, she told herself. They might not be home until 2 a.m. at the earliest—the gentlemen would sit about and drink and smoke and talk of horses until very late. They might play cards. Lord Morier was a notorious gambler, though he was wealthy enough to afford his losses.

Folie tried to focus her mind on something innocuous. The Dingley girls. It was certainly an interesting piece of information that Lander had dropped about Lord Morier calling at Cambourne House and finding himself in the nursery. Folie and Melinda had mulled it over at length, although Melinda said she had been so much beside herself that she did not even know His Lordship had called.

Unfortunately, thinking of the Dingley girls brought her directly to thinking about Sir Howard. Robert had not seemed to take her worries very seriously. Folie remembered how Sir Howard had come here to Cambourne House late one night. She frowned, looking about the room, trying to recollect the details of what he had said, how he had acted. She had not felt well; she only recalled being annoyed that he would not go away. But had he not seemed guilty and distracted? He must have been planning even then to betray Robert to his enemies.

Yet, he could not have known Folie would write to him. She had not even known she would herself, until she had done it. He must simply have taken advantage of the chance when it came.

She pulled a piece of paper from the secretary, intending to try to transcribe what she could recall of their conversation. But the more she thought of it, the more it seemed Sir Howard had mostly been mooning about his wife and imagining a flock a gentlemen admirers ready to elope with Lady Dingley.

How absurd it all was. The man was clearly in love with his wife; his wife was in love with him. And yet, given half a chance, they hardly seemed to keep to the same house—instead dragooning poor innocent bystanders like Folie into conducting their affairs for them. And where did she end up for her trouble? In a prison hulk.

No matter how hard she tried, she could not quite imagine Sir Howard as a hardened villain, lying to her and fabricating deliberately on that late-night visit. For one thing, she had never known a gentleman to lie about love. Of course, she had not known many gentlemen all that well. Only her elderly uncles and Charles, none of whom had been in any state of visible ardor in all the time she had known them.

She supposed, when she thought of it, that there was nothing to prevent a man from lying on the topic. Ladies certainly fibbed about love with relish. Out of self-defense, really. Would Folie, for instance, declare her true feelings about Robert to his face? Of course she would not.

Sitting in the stillness of the empty room, Folie came to a slow realization. It was not something so astonishing, and yet she had not ever directly considered it before. Robert’s strange behavior—his kisses and sudden irritations and faltering, his cutting sarcasm and impulsive tenderness—and last night...last night...

Folie bit her lip. Why
did
a lady lie about love? To protect herself. To bluff. To make sure that she did not overplay her hand and end up with nothing. Folie herself had lied—had been lying, to him and to herself, since the day she had received his last letter, declaring to herself that she had no interest in love, that she would never fall in love again, but only cared for practical things. When all along she had kept that secret passion in her heart.

It seemed an imminently feminine tactic. Everyone knew about it; almost expected it—in fact Folie was not sure, when she thought back, that she had not had a lesson in “a lady’s natural modesty” from her governess that had strongly encouraged her, for her own good, to deliberately obscure her sentiments. And yet somehow gentlemen were supposed to be perfectly straightforward and honorable about their devotion.