Mystery of the Invisible Thief (4 page)

“Shouldn’t think so, sir,” said Tonks. “Not that I’m much of a one for solving cases - never have been - but the Inspector was there, you see, sir, and there’s nothing much he misses. Still, it’s very nice of you to come along and offer to help.”

“Not at all,” said Fatty, in his most courteous voice. “Er - did you find anything interesting?”

“Oh - just finger-prints - or rather, glove-prints - and footprints,” said Tonks. “Same as you did, I expect. Pretty big fellow the thief seems to have been. Made a good getaway too - nobody saw him go, nobody met him down the hill - might have been invisible!”

Fatty laughed. “That’s what Jinny said. You’d have thought a big fellow like that, carrying a sack or parcel of some kind, would have been noticed, wouldn’t you? Pity the baker didn’t spot him when he arrived with the bread.”

“Yes. He never saw a thing,” said Tonks. “I must say it was pretty brave of him to go upstairs with Jinny and look all round - he’s a tiny little fellow, and wouldn’t be any match for a big man. I went along to see him last night. He reckons his coming disturbed the thief. He hadn’t really stolen very much, as far as I can make out.”

“Did anyone else come that afternoon - to Norton House, I mean?” asked Fatty.

“The postman, a woman delivering election leaflets and a man selling logs, according to Jinny,” said Tonks. “We’ve seen them all - they didn’t notice anything out of the way, not even the ladder. Anyway, they came a good time before the thief.”

“Where was the gardener?” asked Fatty.

“He’d gone off to take some tackle down to the gymkhana for Miss Hilary,” said Tonks. “He came back just as all the excitement was over. The baker sent him off to tell me about the robbery, so down he went to Petter’s Field again.”

Fatty fell silent. This was a strange kind of thief - big, clumsy, easy to see - and yet apparently invisible! Not a soul had noticed him.

“Did you find any other clues?” asked Fatty. Tonks looked at him doubtfully. He had already said rather a lot to this polite and quite helpful boy. But ought he to tell him everything?

“You needn’t worry about what you tell me,” said Fatty, seeing at once that Tonks had something else to say and wasn’t sure about it. “I’m a friend of the Inspector’s - you know that. All I do is help if I can.”

“Yes, I know that,” said Tonks. “The Inspector said, ‘Well, well - if we can’t find the thief, Tonks, Frederick Trotterville certainly will!’ ”

“Well, there you are,” said Fatty, grinning. “You haven’t found him yet - so give me a chance, Tonks.”

The policeman produced two dirty bits of paper. He handed them to Fatty, who looked at them with much interest. One had scribbled on it:

2 Frinton

The other was even shorter. It simply said,

1 Rods.

“What do they mean?” asked Fatty, studying the dirty little scraps of paper.

“Don’t know any more than you do,” said Tonks, taking them back. “Number 2, Frinton. Number 1, Rods. Looks like addresses of some sort. But I’m not going off to Frinton or Rods, wherever they are, to hunt for the thief! We found these bits of paper near the bush where the stolen goods had been thrown.”

“Funny,” said Fatty. “Do you think they’ve really anything to do with this case? They look like scraps of paper tom up by someone and thrown away.”

“That’s what I said,” agreed Tonks. “Anyway, I’ll have to keep them, in case they’re important.”

Fatty could see there was nothing else to find out from Tonks. He got up. “Well - I wish you luck in finding the thief,” he said. “It seems to me the only way to spot him will be to snoop round everywhere till we see a man wearing size twelve shoes and size nine gloves!”

Tonks gave a sudden grin. “Well - if Mr Goon likes to do that, he’s welcome. He’s taking over the case when he comes back. Nice for him to have something to do in this dead-and-alive hole. I’m used to a big town - I don’t like these quiet country places where the only thing that happens is a dog that chases sheep, or a man that doesn’t buy his wireless licence.”

Fatty could have told Tonks how wrong he was. He could have told him of all the extraordinary and exciting mysteries that had happened in Peterswood - but he didn’t, because of Tonks’ unexpected piece of news about Goon.

“Did you say Mr Goon was coming back?” he asked. “When?”

“You sound pleased,” said Tonks. “I did hear you didn’t like one another! He’s coming back this afternoon. I hand over then. I shan’t be having any more to do with this case. Anyway Goon ought to put his hands on the thief soon enough - he can’t be far away.”

Fatty glanced at the clock on the mantelpiece. He must go, or he would keep the others waiting. He had found out all he wanted to know - though it wasn’t much help really. And Goon was coming back! Old Goon. Clear-Orf, with his bombastic ways and his immense dislike of all the Five Find-Outers and their doings - to say nothing of Buster.

Fatty shook hands solemnly with Tonks, assured him that it had been a great pleasure to meet him, and went off on his bicycle, with Buster panting once again near the pedals.

The others were waiting for him in Pip’s garden. It was very hot again, and they lay on their backs, with iced lemonade in a patch of shade.

“Here’s old Fatty,” said Pip, hearing his bicycle bell ringing as Fatty came at sixty miles an hour up the drive. “How in the world can he ride at that pace when it’s so hot?”

But Fatty was the bringer of news, and he didn’t think once about the heat as he came riding up the garden path to the others. He flung his bicycle down and beamed round at them all.

“Goon’s coming back,” he said. “This afternoon! And he’ll take over the case of the Invisible Thief - so we shall have some fun.”

Everyone sat up at once. “That’s good news,” said Larry, who always enjoyed their tussle of wits with Goon. “Did you see Tonks then? Had he anything to say?”

Fatty sat down. “Not much,” he said. “He and the Inspector didn’t really find out any more than I did. I’ll tell you what I found out yesterday in a minute - unless Bets has already told you?”

No, Bets hadn’t. She had thought that Fatty ought to tell everything - so he got out his notebook and went into all the details of the new case.

He told them of the setting-up of the ladder - the large footprints in the bed below - the equally large glove-prints in the bedroom above - the throwing out of the stolen goods - the apparently completely invisible getaway.

“Only two ways of escape - down the ladder or down the stairs,” said Fatty. “And Jinny the housekeeper was standing in the hall, where she could see both - and she swears nobody came down either stairs or ladder.”

“Must have got out of another upstairs window then,” said Pip.

“All either fastened and shut, or too far from the ground,” said Fatty. “There’s only one that might have been used - and that is a tiny window in a boxroom - there was a fat pipe running by it to the ground. Anyone could have slithered down that - if he was tiny enough to get out of the window! But - the window was shut and fastened when Jinny went round the upstairs part of the house.”

“Hm - well, no thief could squeeze out of a window, hold on to a pipe, and then shut and fasten the window after him - from the inside!” said Pip. “It’s a bit of a puzzle, isn’t it? Jinny’s right - the man’s invisible!”

“Well, if he is, he’ll certainly perform again,” said Larry. “I mean - an invisible thief has a great advantage, hasn’t he!”

Fatty laughed. He showed them his notebook with the drawings of the footprints, the glove-prints - and the curious round-shaped print with the faint crisscross marks.

“Can’t imagine what made that mark,” he said. “It was near the bush where the stolen goods were thrown. And look - can anyone make anything of this?”

He showed them the curious addresses - if they were addresses - that he had copied into his notebook too.

“Number 2, Frinton. Number 1, Rods,” he said. “Those words and numbers were found on two separate dirty scraps of paper near the bush. What on earth do they mean?”

“Frinton,” said Bets, wrinkling her forehead in a frown. “Wait a minute. That rings a bell, somehow. Frinton, Frinton. Frinton! Where have I heard that lately?”

“Oh - one of your friends sent you a postcard from Frinton-on-Sea, I expect, silly,” said Pip.

“No. Wait a minute - I’m remembering!” said Bets. “It’s that place down by the river - not very far from here, actually - the place where they take visitors - Frinton Lea!”

“Clever old Bets,” said Fatty, admiringly. “There may be something in that. If we find a large-sized fellow slouching about there, we’ll keep a watch on him.”

“What about Number 1 Rods,” said Larry.

Nobody could think up anything for that.

“We’ll go round looking at the names of houses and finding out if anyone has that name,” said Fatty. “Rods. It’s a peculiar name, anyhow. Well, Find-Outers - the Mystery has begun!”

The Second Robbery

Mr Goon arrived back that afternoon, bursting with importance. His refresher course and the things he had learnt at it had given him completely new ideas about his job. Ah, he knew a lot more about the ways of wrong-doers now! He knew a good deal more about how to catch them. And he also knew an enormous amount about the art of disguising himself.

It was entirely because of Fatty that Mr Goon had applied himself to the course given in the Arts of Disguise. Fatty had bewildered, puzzled, angered and humiliated poor Mr Goon so many times because of his artful disguises. The times that boy had turned up as a red-headed cheeky telegraph boy - or a dirty old man - or even a voluble and rude old woman!

Mr Goon gritted his teeth whenever he thought of them. Now - NOW - Mr Goon himself knew a bit about disguises, and he had brought back with him quite a remarkable collection of clothes and other gadgets.

He’d show that fat fellow he wasn’t the only one to use disguises. Mr Goon patted his pocket as he travelled home in the motor-coach. Grease-paint - eyebrows - a beard - a wig - he was bringing them all back. He’d trick that toad properly. A real toad, that was what that boy was.

Mr Goon was most delighted to hear about the new robbery from Tonks. Ah - here was something he could get his teeth into at once. With all the new things he had learnt he could tackle this fresh case easily - toss it off, so to speak, long before Fatty had even begun it.

He was a little dashed to find that Fatty had apparently already heard about it and was interested in it. “That boy!” he growled to Tonks. “Can’t keep his nose out of anything!”

“Well, he couldn’t very well help it this time,” said Tonks stolidly. “He was there when I went and reported the robbery to the Inspector.”

“He would be,” said Goon, scowling. “Look here, Tonks - I tell you this - if the Crown Jewels were stolen one dark night, that boy would somehow know all about it - he’d be there!”

“Rather far-fetched that,” said Tonks, who thought Goon was a bit of a turnip-head. “Well, I’ll be going. I’ve given you all the details - you’ve got those scraps of paper, haven’t you? With those addresses on?”

“Yes. I’m going to do something about those at once,” said Goon pompously. “I reckon if those places are watched, something’ll come out - and watched they will be.”

“Right,” said Tonks. “Well, goodbye, Mr Goon. Good luck.”

He went off and Goon heaved a sigh of relief. He sat down to look through the papers that Tonks had left.

But he hadn’t been studying them long before the telephone bell rang. Goon took off the receiver and put it to his ear. “Police here,” he said gruffly.

Someone spoke volubly and excitedly at the other end. Goon stiffened as he listened - ah - another robbery - things were getting interesting!

“I’ll be along, Madam. Leave everything as it is. Don’t touch a thing,” commanded Goon, in his most official voice. He put on his helmet and went out to get his bicycle.

“And this time those interfering children won’t be there to pester me,” he thought, as he cycled quickly along in the heat. “I’ll be in first on this.”

He cycled through the village, turned up a side-road, and came to a house. He got off his bicycle, wheeled it in at the gate, and went up to the front door.

It was opened by Fatty!

Mr Goon gasped. He scowled. He couldn’t think of a word to say. Fatty grinned.

“Good afternoon, Mr Goon,” he said, in his politest voice, a voice that always infuriated Mr Goon. “Come in. We’ve been expecting you.”

“What are you doing here?” said Mr Goon, finding his voice at last. “Tricking me? Getting me here for nothing? I thought it all sounded a bit funny on the phone - silly sort of voice, and silly sort of tale. I might have guessed it was one of your tricks - just to welcome me home I suppose! Well - you’ll be sorry for this. I’ll report you! You think because the Inspector is friendly to you, you can get away with anything! You think…”

“Woof!” said somebody - and Buster darted out in ecstasy, so pleased to hear the voice of his old enemy that he wagged his tail for joy! That was enough for Goon. He departed hurriedly, muttering as he went, his bicycle wobbling down the path.

“Well!” said Fatty, in surprise. “What’s up with him? He can’t really think I’m hoaxing him! Larry, come here. Goon’s gone off his head!”

Larry and Daisy appeared. They looked after the departing Goon, who was now sailing out of the gate.

“He’s gone,” said Fatty. “He came - he saw - and he didn’t stay to conquer. What’s up with him?”

“You’d have thought that with another splendid robbery, he’d have stayed like a shot,” said Daisy.

“Well, Miss Lucy reported it fully,” said Fatty. “I heard her on the telephone.”

Somebody called out to them. “Was that the police? Tell them to come in here.”

“It was Mr Goon,” said Fatty. “He came - but he went at once. Funny.”

“Well, thank goodness you and Larry and Daisy are here,” said Mrs Williams. “I don’t know what I should have done without you.”

It had all happened very suddenly indeed. Fatty had gone to tea with Larry and Daisy that afternoon, as Pip and Bets had gone out with their mother. They had been having tea in the garden, when someone from the house next door began to call for help.