Read New and…Improved? & Andrew in Excess Online
Authors: Jill Shalvis
She curled into a fetal position. “I'm going back to sleep.”
“Kat?”
The laughter in his voice irritated her.
“What?”
“Today's Monday.”
“Thank you. I'll sleep better knowing that.”
Within a matter of seconds, the implication penetrated her brain. She threw off the sheet and leaped from the bed, yanking down the hem of her T-shirt. “Monday. It's Monday. Mrs. Fitzwillie!” Kat raked her hands through her hair.
Andrew glanced at the bedside clock. “That's it. Our first audience arrives in about ten minutes.”
“Why didn't you tell me?” she accused as she scrambled for the bathroom.
“That just happened to be the pillow talk you heard.”
Kat, incapable of a witty rejoinder at 6:50 a.m., contented herself with slamming the door on his smug, albeit swollen-eyed, countenance.
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“Y
OU SHOULD'VE ICED
your eye while I was in the shower. It would have helped the swelling.”
Andrew had never sported a black eye before. Although it hurt like the devil, he rather liked it. Stuffy guys didn't walk around with black eyes. Not that he'd confess his surprising pride to his wife.
He opened the bedroom door and waited for Kat to
precede him into the hallway. “And deprive my loving wife the opportunity to tend to my wound? I wouldn't dream of it.”
She snorted as he fell into step beside her. “Keep it upâthere's still that other eye you mentioned.”
Eight minutes flat. That's how long she'd taken to pull herself together. Despite the frown tugging between her red brows, he realized his initial assessment of Kat had been wrong. He'd thought her plain. Actually, she enchanted him.
He laughed. “Has anyone ever mentioned you're not a morning person?”
Andrew heard Mrs. Fitzwillie humming in the kitchen.
“Not and lived to tell about it.” She tilted her head coquettishly. “If you'd really wanted to play the loving husband, you'd have brought me a cup of coffee to wake up toânot sneaked up on me.”
The humming ceased.
He slipped his arm around Kat's waist, pulling her to his side. He'd memorized every curve in the past two nightsâintimately and with great satisfaction. Those curves tantalized him now. Soft and full and womanly. What had previously appealed to him in Claudia's race-horse lines?
“Ah, honey, I love it when you say those sweet things to me.” His tone deliberately caressed for the benefit of Mrs. Fitzwillie.
Stopping in the kitchen doorway, he nuzzled the top of her head, his black eye turned away from Mrs. Fitzwillie. Kat smelled like bottled sunshineâclean and fresh.
Mrs. Fitzwillie beamed at the two of them from across the room.
Still averting his shiner, Andrew introduced the two women.
Kat disentangled herself and stepped forward to greet
Mrs. Fitzwillie. “I'm delighted to finally meet you. Drew's spoken so highly of you.”
Andrew blanched at the nickname, sure she'd used it deliberately. He moved toward the coffeepot. The quicker she got a cup, the better.
Mrs. Fitzwillie focused on Kat. “Oh, I just couldn't believe it when the dear boy called me with the news.” Kat speared him a questioning glance over Mrs. Fitzwillie's shoulder and he shrugged.
He'd phoned Mrs. Fitzwillie with the news because she deserved to find out from him, not read it in some newspaper.
“He's been lonely so long. I'd almost given up hope. But now you've captured his heart.” She stared deep into Kat's eyes and nodded, apparently satisfied. “I can see why.”
Andrew realized with startling clarity that he
had
been lonelyâuntil Kat bombarded his well-ordered existence. Damn if he needed Mrs. Fitzwillie letting Kat in on something he was just finding out himself.
He pressed a steaming mug of coffee into Kat's hand. “We're fresh out of IVs today. This'll have to do.”
“Thanks, Muffin.”
Drew, he could stomach.
Muffin
went too far. She'd pay for that. He sat down at the butcher-block table.
Mrs. Fitzwillie turned, took one look at him and screamed, clutching her chest. “Dear boy! What in the world happened to you?”
Andrew juggled his cup at her shriek. Occasionally he forgot Mrs. Fitzwillie's affinity for melodrama.
Kat jumped in with a mischievous smile. “I'm afraid it happened this morning in bed.”
The little vixen, heaping fuel on Mrs. Fitzwillie's fire.
Sure enough, Mrs. Fitzwillie's imagination kicked in. “Goodness. My Burt and I used to have quite the frolicking time but never a black eye. My goodness.”
Mustering what he hoped was an I'm-so-in-love look,
he gazed up at Kat. “You were just about to fetch some ice for it, weren't you, Bunny?” He all but grinned at the grudging admiration that flickered in her eyes.
“I'll hop right to it.” Kat filled a sandwich bag with ice, wrapped it in a dish towel and moved to stand behind his chair. With a gentle touch, she held the makeshift ice pack against his swollen eye. The softness of her breast brushed his shoulder and her hip pressed against his arm, giving rise to an ache an ice pack wouldn't assuage.
Abruptly, Mrs. Fitzwillie threw open the kitchen door. “Yoo-hoo. Anton, come meet the new missus,” she bellowed at the top of her lungs.
Kat nearly jumped out of her skin, jamming the hard ice against his tender eye. Andrew stifled a yelp of pain. He vowed to avoid Kat around kitchen knives and power tools. The woman was dangerous.
“Sorry,” Mrs. Fitzwillie said. “Anton's close to deaf.”
The weathered, slight man ambled across the patio and entered the kitchen. Andrew settled into the background. Mrs. Fitzwillie clearly itched to handle the introductions. She dragged the wizened man across the kitchen.
“Anton, the dear boy got himself married this weekend, and this is Kat, his wife,” Mrs. Fitzwillie boomed. “Kat, meet Anton Brock, master gardener and grounds-keeper.”
Age-opaqued eyes studied her. “You are the one in my shed this weekend? You are responsible for this?” He jerked a thumb over his shoulder at the mass of color gracing the patio. Though Andrew had known him for years, Anton's harsh voice still sounded at odds with his kind face.
Kat fidgeted with the ice pack on his eye. Andrew winced and stilled her hands. “Yes. I'm sorry if Iâ” she began.
A broad grin split the lines of Anton's face. “Finally! For years, I try to talk him into a little color here, a little color there, and always âNo, Anton. Color goes away. Always count on the green.' Now, after all this time, you bring color.”
Andrew didn't need his landscaping preference discussed with his wife, especially as if he weren't present. He tried to quell Anton with a scowl. The man ignored him.
“You don't mind if I use the potting shed?” Kat smiled with charm.
“No, no! Everything you bring in a pot.” He cast her a sly glance. “Maybe we will put some color in the ground, yes?”
“Yes. No. I don't know.” Kat glanced at Andrew. “Let's talk about it later.”
Once again, Andrew felt the odd man out in his own home. He hadn't planned on Kat turning things upside down this way.
The old man grinned. “I begin the plans now.” He waved a hand at Andrew's frown. “Simple. A bed here. A bed there.” He turned and hurried toward the potting shed with a bowlegged gait.
Andrew grimaced. “Something simple? I doubt it. Anton's probably off to plan south Florida's botanical extravaganza.”
Mrs. Fitzwillie began unloading the dishwasher. “He may indeed. And he'll have a grand time designing it. Even if a plant never goes in the ground.” She sighed. “Oh, Missus Kat. You're just what the dear boy needed. You'll bring this place to life.”
Andrew pulled away from the ice pack and Kat's touch, scraping his chair back. “I've got to go or I'll be late.”
He'd had all he could take of hearing how much he needed Kat in his life. All he needed from her was a means to his partnership. It would still be integral to his
life ages after the dust had settled from Kat leaving. Andrew had long ago learned what you could count on.
He picked up his briefcase and headed for the door.
“Have a good day.” Kat sounded subdued.
Before he managed to leave, Mrs. Fitzwillie stopped him. “Now dear boy, I know you want to kiss your bride goodbye before you leave. Don't mind me. Go right ahead.” She planted herself against the sink and waited expectantly.
Kat didn't budge from beside the table. Andrew stood at the door.
Mrs. Fitzwillie waved a pudgy hand. “Go ahead, go ahead. I won't mind a bit.”
Andrew had the odd feeling, intensified by the glint of suspicion in Mrs. Fitzwillie's eyes, that he and Kat were facing a test. He knew a peck on the cheek wouldn't pacify Mrs. Fitzwillie. He leaned his briefcase against the wall at the same time Kat took a step and they met halfway.
He slid his hands around Kat's waist to rest in the small of her back. His fingers brushed the soft satin of her skin where her shirt gaped from her shorts. He knew the taste of that very spot and his body tensed at the memory.
Standing on tiptoe, Kat linked her arms around his neck and murmured against his mouth. “Relax. It's a kiss. Not an execution.”
Easy for her to say. He died a slow death of want every time they touched. Lowering his head, he captured her mouth with his and sampled her full lower lip. She trembled as she leaned into him.
He raised his head to break the kiss. For a fraction of a second, her lips clung to his. Drawing on every vestige of willpower, he pulled away. Kat slid her hands from his neck to frame his face, and pulled him back down to her. Bypassing his mouth, she gently touched her lips to his swollen, discolored eye. “Sorry about that.”
“It's fine.” Her tender caress threatened his composure.
Kat lightly traced his jawline with her fingers before she dropped her hands to her side.
She'd given a heck of a performance on Mrs. Fitzwillie's behalf. Passion tempered with tender concern. He couldn't get to the office fast enough.
Mrs. Fitzwillie clutched her hands to her breast. “Now that was a kiss!” She sighed, beaming at the two of them. “Isn't love grand?”
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K
AT SCRAMBLED ACROSS THE SOFA
toward the ringing phone, wondering for one heart-racing moment if Andrew might be calling from his office. Not that he should and not that it mattered.
“Hello?” She attributed her breathlessness to her aerobic contortions to reach the phone before the answering machine snatched the call.
“And how is the blushing bride?” Bitsy chortled in her ear.
Kat's heart slowed to a normal pace as she silently called herself all kinds of a fool.
“Hi, Bits, how are ya?” She slumped onto a needle-point pillow.
“I'm fine. The question is, how are
you
after a day of wedded bliss with my brother? And what'd you think of my wedding gift?”
Kat considered the havoc Andrew's baby making had wrought and opted for flippancy. “Blissed beyond belief. And your gift was unusual. We have them on display with the china.”
“Sweetums, that is not where they belong, but this
is
my brother, so please, no details.”
“I wouldn't dream of it.” Kat grinned up at the whirring ceiling fan. “Especially not the part aboutâ”
“Stop. I don't want to hear this. I'm just glad you're
no longer single-handedly supporting the battery market. No pun intended.”
“Very funny. Just for that I won't mention the black eye or new car.”
“Tell all,” Bitsy demanded. “Tell all now.”
Kat recounted an abbreviated version of both stories.
Although Bitsy howled at Andrew's black eye, the new car caught and held her attention. “So he bought a new car to keep you and the kidlet safe. That's an interesting slant.”
“Humph! That was just his selling point. I'm sure he's much more concerned with making the right impression for his clients.”
“Oh, come on, Kat. A convertible Mercedes would've made the right impression. Give him credit.”
That was just the problem, she silently mused. He was gaining too much credit. Way too much credit. She'd already listened to two moderation tapes today.
Mrs. Fitzwillie's mention of a lonely Andrew had nagged at Kat all morning. Ignoring Bitsy's reprimand, she changed the subject.
“Bitsy, do you think Andrew's lonely?”
A sigh drifted over the line. “Andrew cut himself off from almost everyone a long time ago. Growing up, he was more of a parent to me than A.W. and Mother. He's six years older than I am and he took care of me. But only a string of nannies took care of Andrew.”
The lock on Kat's heart struggled to hold tight against the picture of a vulnerable little boy, a solitary man.
“Speaking of your parents, I guess I'll meet them soon. We're holding a reception this weekend at Andrew's club. Mark your calendar.”
“Now
that
I wouldn't miss for the world. The Montagues meet the Capulets at cocktail hour. Kids allowed, or do I need a baby-sitter?”
“Forget Romeo and Juliet. It's more like the Hatfields
and McCoys armed with law degrees. And of course you'll bring Juliana.”
“A neighbor of mine runs a catering service, if you don't already have someone in mind,” Bitsy offered.
“Andrew's secretary, Gloria, is handling all the details.” She paused, and then tacked on casually, “Do you know Gloria?”
“I've met her once or twice when I dropped by the office. Why do you ask?” Bitsy's voice teased and Kat knew she'd guessed why Kat asked.
“Just curious. Andrew described her as a paragon of efficiency.”
“I don't know about efficiency, but she's got the body of a Venus and a mind like a steel trap. Brains and beauty.” Bitsy sighed melodramatically. “Some women just have it all.”