Authors: Monica Dickens
Poor Vin. He would be in a terrible state, would drive much too fast, perhaps have an accident and never get there. Christine closed her eyes so that she could not see the people who sat by the wall staring curiously in at her, and resigned herself to the fancy that Vinson would not come.
She drifted away almost into a faint again. It seemed an eternity, or only a moment of time, until Vinson arrived. As Christine expected, he was highly perturbed. When he had fussed over her for a moment he went out of the cubicle and
began to outrage the dignity of the Immigration Office by throwing questions and orders about as if he were on a quarterdeck. Christine was glad that he was in uniform. People did not pay so much attention to him when he was in ordinary clothes. Aubrey was inclined to be huffy with him, but Mrs D. was subdued and Miss Hattie all of a twitter and the line of concentration camp inmates frankly impressed. Christine felt secure and blissfully dependent. Vinson was going to take her home. She had someone to look after her now.
She persuaded Vinson that she was not dying and did not need an ambulance. Mrs D. found her handbag and patted her on the shoulder, with a nod that said: âWe women know what trouble is', and Vinson helped her to her feet and supported her to the door. As they went out she heard Aubrey say: âAnd now perhaps I'll get a chance to go to lunch.'
Christine felt much better, but Vinson insisted on almost carrying her along the corridor, so that she could hardly keep her feet on the ground. The people going in and out of the offices stared. The lift man stared. The loungers in the doorway stared, but at last they were in the car and going home. When Christine started to tell Vinson what had happened, he said: âDon't try to talk now. Just rest', and would not let her say anything.
When they reached home he took her upstairs and undressed her and put her to bed. He sat down on the bed and stroked her hair.
âWhy didn't you tell me about the visa?' he asked very kindly. âI ought to be shot for being so selfish about the car this morning. I'd have gone there with you if I'd known. Why didn't you tell me, darling?'
âWell â' Christine looked down and fingered the sheet. âI'd forgotten to look at the visa when you asked me, and when I did it had expired ages ago, and I was afraid you'd be cross about it.'
He looked distressed. His black brows came together and his flecked, unblinking eyes stared at her with concern. âAm I such an ogre? I thought you always told me everything. You know you promised you would.'
That was true. She had promised, the day after they were
married, when they were talking very solemnly. She thought of all the things she had not told him since then. Times when she had wanted him to make love to her, and had been too shy or too proud to say so. Times when she had been bored. Days and nights when America was too big, and she had been homesick for England. Moments when she thought of Jerry, and felt guilty for trying to compare two different kind of love.
How could one tell a husband those things? They would not help a marriage.
âYou do tell me everything, don't you?' Vinson persisted, his face close to hers. âYou must, you know.'
âOf course I do.' She looked away. âI was just silly about the visa. I'm sorry, Vin.'
âAre you afraid of me?'
âNo.'
He kissed her. He was sweet and tender and she felt very close to him. It was worth fainting in the Immigration Office to bring them together in one of these brief idylls when she felt that marriage to him was all she wanted in the world.
She would have to faint again some day.
She did not faint again. August was beginning to cool into September, and with the gradual lifting of the sticky Washington heat Christine felt very well. She was well enough to receive with equanimity the news that Vinson's mother had decided that she was able to face the trip to Washington, and was coming to stay with them for two weeks.
Christine took the news better than Vinson did. When he began to read his mother's letter, he said: âOh my God', although he hastily amended it to: âWell, isn't that fine? Mother's coming east to see us.'
He seemed uneasy, but Christine was rather pleased. She was naturally curious to see her mother-in-law, and eager to make friends with her if possible. Vinson did not often speak about her, and when he did it was with no very great enthusiasm. Brought up in a family who loved and accepted each other in spite of irritations and disputes, Christine could not understand anyone not wanting to see his mother.
Vinson did not actually say that he did not want to see her. He was too conventionally well-mannered for that. Even to Christine he did not always say what was in his mind when it was something that had no right to be there. It was obviously with an effort, however, that he said at intervals: âIt will be nice when Mother comes. I'm sure you and she will get on.' Sometimes, when they were planning something for the near future, he said: âOh, but of course that will be when Mother's here', and had to brighten his tone deliberately in the middle of the sentence which he had started with inadvertent gloom.
When Christine saw Mrs Gaegler senior she understood Vinson's unease a little better. Mrs Gaegler had said that she would arrive on a Sunday morning, but instead she arrived early on the Saturday evening when Christine and Vinson were changing to go to a cocktail party at Admiral and Mrs Hamer's. That was only the first of many inconvenient things she did. The next was that she brought with her a horrid little dog called
Honeychile. It was a chihuahua, a tiny creature like a spider, with spindling legs, eyes like gooseberries, a rat tail, a skull too narrow to house a brain and a shrieking yap that rent the nerves. It was Mrs Gaegler's pride and joy, the solace of her life since her husband and children had abandoned her to live alone in Kaloomis, Kansas.
That was the way she put it. âI've been abandoned by my family,' she would say, with the false half-laugh of self-pity. She classed her children's defection with her husband's, although he had gone off with a girl from a drugstore, while all they had done was to go into the Army or the Navy or get married.
The obscene little dog ran into the house before her and nipped Christine on the ankle as soon as it saw her. Vinson raised a foot at it, and it nipped at him too and fell into a paroxysm of frustrated yapping because its futile teeth could not get through his trousers.
âPoor little Honeychile!' People with unpleasing dogs always come in just in time to catch you if you raise a hand or foot to them. âVinson, I'm surprised at you!' Mrs Gaegler cried, before she had even said hullo to her son. She bent down and picked up the dog, which went on yapping in her arms as a background to her talk. Looking back afterwards on her visit, it seemed to Christine that all her mother-in-law's conversation had been to the accompaniment of Honeychile's shrill yapping.
There was plenty of it - both the yapping and the conversation. Mrs Gaegler talked all the time as if it were a bodily necessity, like breathing. She could not sit silent in a room for longer than she would have been able to hold her breath without choking. Words rattled from her in a jarring Middle West twang from the moment she woke in the morning to the moment when she had taken her sleeping-tablets and retired for the night with the threat that she would not sleep; and the words were mostly about herself.
She was one of those very ordinary people who consider themselves unique. As a nonpareil, Mrs Gaegler was of vast interest to herself, if to no one else, and the ills and discomforts of her person were her religion. She began to complain the moment she arrived, standing in the hall in her spike heels and extraordinary little pagoda hat, with the dog barking, and
Christine in her dressing-gown, and Vinson in his shirt-sleeves with his tie hanging round his open collar.
Mrs Gaegler was an undersized, short-legged woman, who would have been fat if she had not been held in and pushed up at all the salient points. She wore her clothes well and went in for conspicuous accessories like an outsize handbag in the shape of a fishing creel, and a necklace made of small glass balls in each of which was suspended an imitation goldfish. The gold bracelet flopping at her wrist spelled out the letters I L-O-V-E Y-O-U. If Vinson's father had given it to her, it was hard to believe that she would still wear it after he had transferred his love to the girl from the drugstore. Perhaps she had bought it for herself.
In her youth she must often have been called âBabyface', and she was trying to perpetuate the attribute into middle-age. Her round face was made up very pink and white, the bow of her lips was painted on outside the natural edge, her eyebrows repeated the round line of her china eyes, and her blue-grey hair was brushed back in a fluff of little curls. Christine had to admit that she did not really look sixty, although there were times when she was complaining when she could look a disgruntled eighty.
Almost before she had greeted Christine and flicked her round eye up and down to sum up her daughter-in-law, she began to tell them about the trip: how tired she was, and how terrible the hotels had been, and how a thousand miles was much too far to drive â as if it were Washington's fault for being so far away from Kansas.
âMatt drives too fast, you know,' she grumbled. âHe always has. I kept telling him and telling him to watch his speed, and finally he side-swiped a truck back there in Zanesville, Ohio, and put a scratch on the car, which just about makes me mad, because I've always been so careful about the paintwork on that automobile.'
Matt was her other son, Vinson's younger brother, who was a captain in the Army. He was on leave now and had driven his mother to Washington, where he was going to stay with an old college friend while she visited Vinson and Christine.
He came in with his mother's bags, smiling broadly. His face
looked as if he were more at home with a grin on it than anything else. He was taller than Vinson and more burly, with a wider, larger-featured face. Although they were both dark, they did not look at all alike. They greeted each other with a handshake and a slap across the shoulders, but you would not have thought that they were brothers who had not met for over a year. Christine sensed a certain restraint between them; not quite an animosity, but a certain caution on Vinson's part, as if he were in the habit of expecting his brother to get above himself, and a half-mocking watchfulness from Matthew, as if he had never quite made up his mind whether Vinson was a joke or not.
When Vinson introduced him to Christine, Matthew looked at her contemplatively for a moment with a spreading smile, then put down the suitcases, took a deliberate stride and a firm hold on her arms and kissed her, a little too near the mouth. Christine glanced at Vinson and saw that he did not like it.
Matthew grinned. âAll right, all right, Mother,' he said, for Mrs Gaegler was hopping about among her many bags like a schoolteacher trying to count a picnic party. âI brought everything in. Yes, your cosmetic bag's there. You don't have to fuss, toots.'
âIt appears we've come a day too early, Matt,' she said, opening her eyes very wide, while Vinson and Christine murmured that it did not matter at all. âVinson and this lovely girl â isn't-she just a darling person? I knew she would be â are just off to a party, so of course there's nothing for us but to put on our party dresses and go along with them.'
âThat would be wonderful, Mother,' Vinson said awkwardly, âbut I don't know whether the Admiral â'
âDon't worry,' his mother said. âI'm not afraid of admirals. I can get along with anyone,' she told Christine, âbecause I'm so interested in people. I've studied psychology, you see, so I know what makes everyone tick.' Christine smiled and tried to receive this information well. She was determined to like her motherin-law, and to be liked.
âI thought you were so tired,' Vinson said, and Christine saw that Matt was grinning at the sight of Vinson trying to persuade
his mother out of something she meant to do. âWouldn't you rather lie down and rest a while? Christine can get your bed fixed in a moment, and we won't be away too long. If it were anything else we'd cut the party, but since it's the Admiral we can't very wellâ¦'
âOf course I'm tired,' said his mother. âMotoring always makes me feel just terrible. You know that. But don't imagine that I haven't trained myself to be sociable when I feel limp as a rag. Every evening,' she told Christine, âI suffer from Five o'Clock Fatigue. My doctor says it's only my spirit that keeps me going through all the entertaining we have back home. But of course I'll come with you, Vinson. I know you'll want to have all your Washington friends meet your mother.'
âWell â' Vinson glanced helplessly at Christine. She had never seen him so at a loss. His mother seemed to subdue him and sap his confidence. âYou'd better go call Mrs Hamer and ask if we may bring my mother and brother to her party.'
âNot me, Vin,' Matthew said. âI'm going right on to Bob's. You can have your admirals, but count me out.'
âJust say it's my mother then. And be sure to ask her very nicely, won't you, darling?'
âWhy shouldn't I?' Christine was irritated by his nervousness. âI know how to talk to admirals' wives. I ought to. I've had enough practice with the brutes.'
Matthew laughed and Honeychile barked at him. âOf course she does,' said Mrs Gaegler, tapping the dog's flimsy skull with her finger. âShe's a very lovely girl. I always know about people the minute I see them. Vinson, you mustn't be so â'
âOh no,' said Christine instantly on the defensive to stop Vinson's mother trying to gang up with her against him. âI'm dreadful. I always say the wrong thing.'
As she went through to the living-room to telephone she heard Matthew say: âI say, though, Vin boy, I like your wife.' Vinson murmured, and then she heard him say to his mother: âLet me take your bags up and show you your room. I'm sure you'll want to freshen up.' It was not like a son talking to his mother. It was like a host dealing courteously with an acquaintance. He was as unnaturally polite to her as he had been to his sister Edna. Politeness was all right â the Copes had never gone
in for it enough â but this seemed to Christine to be an odd way to treat your relations.