Nobody Does It Better (2 page)

"Okay," Rachel finally said, and Devin imagined her leaning back into the worn red leather booth, gathering steam for her next attack on
Paris
's logic. "But there's a drawing of Alexander on the back of your latest book. There've been articles, and web-pages, and on-line interviews. There are even women who swear they've slept with the man. You didn't expect that, and neither did I. But that's what we're dealing with now."

"I should just 'fess up and tell the truth at the party."
Paris
said, sounding as if she'd prefer to have a root canal.

"And ruin everything? Hardback book deal. Remember? Money, publicity, the whole nine yards. Remember? You know Cobalt Blue's only going to make an offer if Alexander comes through at the party tomorrow."

"I know. I know. Besides, I'm just babbling. You know I can't tell the truth. Not now. I'm in too deep."

"So, let's go out and find us an Alexander." There was a pause. "What? Oh, no. You're not going to say what I think you're going to say."

"But it's true,"
Paris
insisted. "Not just anyone can be Alexander. He's special. He's unique."

"Hello? Anybody home? He's made up. Or are you going mental on me?"

Paris
laughed. "Haven't I always been?"

"Well, I'll give you that."

Devin heard shuffling.

"But what about the party?" Rachel asked. "We need time to find the right guy."

"Maybe we could say he missed his plane from
London
." Although her voice was muffled, Devin could just make out what
Paris
said. "As his personal manager, I guess little ol' me will just have to break the bad news."

Her voice barely penetrated the wall, and Devin realized they were leaving. The urge to see her again overwhelmed him, and he was on his feet and out the door before the echo faded. He burst into the dining area just as the front door swung shut.

"Damn, damn, damn," he spewed, startling an old man munching pretzels at the bar. Without stopping to consider, he sprinted for the door, opened it and stepped into the heavy August heat.
Paris
stood across the street, about to slip into a taxi.

For a moment, she seemed to look right at him. Without thinking, he took a step toward her. Her mouth twitched in what could have been a smile, then she ducked in, slammed the door and was gone.

Devin mentally shook himself. He was acting like a flake. Since when did Devin O'Malley run after anonymous women? He tried to laugh it
off,
blaming his quirky behavior on testosterone, sunspots, or his fast-approaching thirty-first birthday. Anything to lessen the feeling that he had suddenly and without warning lost something terribly important.

"Answer to your prayers, eh, boss?"

"She's a diamond, Jerry," Devin answered, without turning around. "In case you hadn't noticed, I'm coal. My whole family's coal. If I'm lucky, maybe I'll make it to graphite by the next millennium. But not diamonds. Never diamonds."
And that was a damn shame.

"I ain't suggesting you marry her, man. I'm saying she's a nice little solution to your problem."

Distracting thoughts of marriage and honeymoon nights, bare shoulders and a willing woman,
that
woman, drifted though Devin's mind. Devin and the diamond? The possibility intrigued him, and Devin had never turned his back on a challenge. Hadn't he started his business despite every possible obstacle? Wasn't he finally shaking loose the remnants of his childhood?

Devin shook his head to clear his thoughts. "What are you talking about, Jerry?"

"Just your gal-pal and that twenty-thou you owe a certain, um, loan manager."

Devin turned. "I don't owe it." A technicality, but true. After his dad's stroke, Devin had said he'd cover the debt. Too bad for him the creditor was more vile than the worst thug in a Scorsese gangster flick.

Jerry shrugged. "Your pop, you. Same difference. You stepped in, so now it's yours."

Devin moved closer to the pub, out of the way of the foot traffic on the sidewalk. "What scheme are you crafting?"

"You ever read any of Montgomery Alexander's books?"

Devin shook his head. "Never."

"Well, I have. Every one. They're all about this dude who's your average, everyday super-spy named Joshua Malloy. A real slick number. All the books are pretty much the same. Old Joshua's hired by some government to fight terrorists, assassinate the enemy, that kinda thing."

He popped a karate chop toward Devin. "Fire fights, supersonic jets, nuclear bombs. Sex. You name it, these books got it." Jerry grinned. "They ain't literature, but they're a damn wild ride."

Blond curls, petite features and delicate hands flashed through Devin's mind. "And that wisp of a woman writes these things?"

"Who'da thunk it, huh? For years people been wonderin'. 'Who is Montgomery Alexander?' they ask. Navy SEAL? Former CIA?
Lot
of folks say he's a retired spy carryin' a grudge. Got tired of his life being top secret and decided to call it fiction."

"So you're saying nobody knows what we just overheard?"

"You kiddin'?" Jerry lowered his voice. "This is major scoop material. I'll tell you something else. Nobody, I mean nobody, woulda guessed Alexander was the homecoming queen."

Devin looked down the bustling street, but her cab was well out of sight. His first impression had been right. She was one hell of a woman. And she'd taken a taxi right out of his life.

Idiot.
He should have raced through the bar, fallen at her feet, shouted bad poetry over the loudspeaker. Something,
anything,
to have kept her close to him.

"Well," Jerry prodded. "What do you think?"

"About what?"

"Come on, Dev." He gripped Devin's shoulders and groaned with exaggerated melodrama. "The perfect scam just walked into our little corner of the world."

Devin jerked away. "I run a pub. That's not my world. And when I hired you, you promised me it wasn't yours anymore."

"I'm clean, man. I been straight over a year, ever since you hired me. But you need that money, and opportunity just strolled by. You can't tell me you didn't think of it. You're a chip off the old block, eh? And your pop was among the best."

"I'll get the money, Jerry," Devin insisted.

"What? In two weeks? How? This place is mortgaged to the hilt, buddy boy, and I know you don't got any spare cash tucked in a drawer somewhere. What're you gonna do? Call Derek?"

Devin grimaced. His older brother had been more than happy to follow in their father's footsteps. On the night Devin moved out, Derek had told him in no uncertain terms that he was a loser, would never make it in the legitimate business world, and would come crawling back with his tail between his legs. Every cruel word was a prophecy Devin had no intention of fulfilling.

"I'll get it. Without Derek and without pulling a con."

Jerry held up his hands in surrender. "See, this is what I been talkin' about." He gestured to Devin and then back to himself. "You and me, we ain't communicatin'. I'm not talkin' 'bout
conning
nobody. The thought never even entered my mind."

"Sure, Jerry."

"Honest. A simple business deal. You do something for diamond-lady, she does something for you."

Twenty grand weighed on Devin's shoulders. If Jerry really did have an idea, didn't he owe it to himself to listen? And if Jerry's idea wasn't legitimate, he could just walk away.

Fighting against his better judgment, Devin looked into Jerry's eyes. "You've got five minutes."

* * *

Jerry let out a low whistle. "Man, you are gonna knock 'em dead. If this were a movie you'd be a shoo-in for an Oscar." He was sprawled in the middle of Devin's tattered but comfortable couch, the major piece of furniture in the tiny, rent-controlled apartment. Files of paperback novels teetered on either side of him. Index cards and empty cans of soda littered the glass-topped coffee table, replacing Devin's financial magazines that were now scattered across the floor.

Devin chuckled. "Yeah, well, thanks for the vote of confidence. But I'm not interested in anything beyond the girl. She's where my head is tonight."

"The girl's money, you mean," Jerry said, slapping a sticky note inside one of the books.

"Of course," Devin lied. First rule of the con—always keep your eye on the ball—and he'd already blown it.

His head knew the money was the only reason he'd finally agreed to this little scam. Unfortunately, his heart and certain other parts of his body were preoccupied with the thought of seeing
Paris
again. Of getting close to her. Talking to her.

Touching her.

His head was planning a scam, and his heart was planning a seduction.

Wonderful. His first con in over ten years and he couldn't even focus. The woman had really thrown him for a loop.

But for the most part, he wasn't worried. Jerry's instinct was right. As a teenager, Devin had worked the streets enough with his dad to know he had a knack for playing whatever role needed to be played. Once he got the old rhythm back, Devin could practically sleepwalk through a con and pull it off.

That thought fostered another. Why not combine some not so pleasant business with some very pleasant pleasure? As long as when all was said and done he had twenty grand in his pocket, he might as well make the most of it. And other than paying off his dad's debt, about the only good thing that could come out of the whole mess was the chance to spend a little time with
Paris
.

He moved to the apartment's one bedroom and studied his reflection in the full-length mirror. He'd never really thought of himself as the suave, sophisticated baccarat type. More the jeans, T-shirt and poker type, actually. But he had to admit he looked the part. All it took was a close shave, some hair dye, and a double-dose of attitude and he was in like Flynn.

How easy it was to fall back into old habits. Bad habits.

His stomach churned and he pinched the bridge of his nose.
Dammit. What the hell was he thinking?

He ripped off the suit jacket and threw it on his bed, then stormed out of the bedroom, determined to rectify this mistake before it went any further.

"Forget it, Jerry. I've changed my mind. I'm not conning her." No matter how much he needed the money, he wasn't going to scam
Paris
. He'd walked away from that life the day he turned eighteen. And not even the prospect of seeing her again could entice him back into that role.

Jerry closed a paperback crammed full of yellow sticky notes and stood up. "You'll be doin' her a favor, buddy boy. You heard the lady. She needs an Alexander."

He tossed the book to Devin. "And here you are, a walkin', talkin', breathin' solution to her little problem."

Devin studied the sketch on the back cover. The artist had been careful not to include anything too specific in the loose drawing. But even so, the resemblance was there. He could pass for Alexander. Easy.

"Your diamond gal's up a tree. You heard 'em. Don't you think she'd pay twenty grand to find the perfect Alexander?"

"She probably would," Devin agreed.

"Well, then," said Jerry, as if he'd just resolved some mathematical theorem.

"But she
didn't
hire me. I'm crashing the party, remember? That's how we know it's a con and not gainful employment."

"For cryin' out loud, Devie-boy. Where's the harm? I mean, we've already decided she'd pay it, right? And it sure ain't no worse than the con she's got going."

That lost Devin. "What con?"

Jerry spread open his arms. "Everything. The whole shebang. Letting the world think this Alexander dude exists. That he's smoking cigars and driving fast cars and sidling up to the ladies, when really he's a chick, fussin' over her hair, painting her toenails and taking bubble baths."

A pounding at the front door jerked Devin's mind away from images of
Paris
lounging in a tub full of bubbles.

"Expecting someone?"

Devin shook his head, frowning. His
Manhattan
apartment might not be in a high security building, but nobody was supposed to be able to enter without first being buzzed in. "Probably a neighbor." Still, he had a bad feeling…

He looked out the peephole. Nobody. The mailman had probably left Devin's mail in Mrs. Miller's box again. He'd given her his phone number three times, but the poor old thing just kept on risking a coronary by trotting up three flights of stairs and leaving his mail under the welcome mat.

When he opened the door, instead of his mail he found a small package, neatly wrapped in white paper and tied with string. A very bad sign.

Jerry looked over his shoulder. "They got your number, man."

With some trepidation, Devin picked up the package and dropped it on his kitchen table. Using a steak knife, he cut the twine and loosened the paper. A wave of nausea swept over him.