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Authors: Ben Lieberman

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ODD JOBS

 

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Ben Lieberman

 

 

 

This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events or locales is entirely coincidental.

 

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To Debbie

My wife, best friend and a great editor as well. Evan, Jamie and Rachel

I’m so grateful for all your encouragement.

 

 

 

CHAPTER 1

 

Just when I thought I could pull it off, I let out a double tequila burp. I can’t stop tasting the shit. I’m in the ultimate
purgatory: that place simultaneously blending being hungover and being drunk. What seemed pretty manageable last night has a whole different view from this bus. Man, I just went out to meet Ray and Cindy for a few Margaritas at Rio Bravo and just like that, it’s two in the morning and I’m doing shots of Wild Turkey in the Blarney Stone, arguing politics with some toothless 80-year-old guy.

The sun is coming up, and somewhere someone is thinking how beautiful this is and what a great day it’s going to be. That’s not me. The bus turns left onto Industrial Road and passes a huge cemetery that is jam-packed with acres and acres of tombstones all on top of each other. It’s fuckin’ packed tighter than the six-train. Some low budget tombstones are actually outside the metal fence. I guess they got a discount. A guy is walking his dog and the dog is taking a leak on one of the exterior tombstones. This gives me a degree of satisfaction, as someone is having a worse day than me.

When I graduate from State and get a real job, I’m buying a Maserati GranCabrio. That’s what I tell my friend Cliff Tsan sometimes. He keeps me down to earth and tells me to start liking buses, because I’ll never have any job but odd jobs, like the one I have now, carrying beef carcasses. “You know why they’re called odd jobs?” he says.

“Because they’re really strange?” I answer.

“No, asswipe,” Cliff says solemnly. “Odd comes from an Old Norse word meaning the tip of a spear. Therefore, an odd job is a job that makes you feel like you’re being stabbed with a spear.” Cliff is an English major whose father is a famous novelist, so maybe he’s right; then again, maybe he’s just busting my balls.

The bus hits a pothole, and my neck goes right through my brain. That’s what it feels like, anyway. I don’t know why I go out drinking with my friends on a work night, but sometimes I do. Like last night. It’s not like I can even afford it; I’m supposed to be saving money for school. But I don’t want the guys to think I’m an asshole.

Through a red haze of pain I see the dairy factory on the left, pink and gold in the light of the rising sun. I wish I had a job there. I could run the machine that separates the milk from the cream, or drive a tanker truck. Nice clean jobs. But no, the part of Maspeth, Queens, that I claim as my little piece of heaven is staring right at me. In front is a honkin’ big sign in hemoglobin red and raw bone white reading Kosher World Meat Factory: The highest standards in this world and beyond.

I don’t belong on this bus, and I don’t belong at Kosher World. But I don’t belong with the hard-drinking, money-hemorrhaging crowd either, like Cliff and his friends. So where do I belong? That is the million-dollar question, Regis. But first I’ve got to try to do something about my current situation.

My watch reads 6:15 a.m. as I enter the building and get struck in the face with the stench of blood, tripe and oozing intestines. Miraculously, my stomach stays where it’s supposed to be. Better yet, I’m on time. It’s June 23rd and I’m bundled in long underwear, flannels and a thick orange jumpsuit, the uniform of the serious meat handler. I’m sweating like a racehorse. Christ, this is so unnatural. But the money’s good, real good. There’s no one back at college making this kind of money, at least not legally. Cliff and Mike Katz have internships at a swanky law firm, but you can’t eat prestige. I’m pulling down $18 an hour, plus time-and-a-half for each hour of overtime and double time for Saturday nights and holidays.
I
know if I bust my ass and stay focused this summer, I can cover a decent nut on my school expenses for a semester or so. Finish my last year of school and start making some real money. Hell, I’ve handled this crap for a whole month so far. Now, if I just get through the day without getting fired, and hopefully without puking, I’ll be golden.

A couple of guys pass by and mutter ‘hi’ under their breath. I say ‘hi’ back, still trying to hold down the contents of my gut. There’s a lot of noise — men yelling, trucks roaring into the yard, the thumping of the packing machines. My head feels like a boiler under way too much pressure. I shuffle off in the direction of my workstation, but I’m taking my time, trying to ignore the damn smells and noises.

The essence of my job is twofold. I am a grunt. I unload sides of beef off trucks in the mornings and in the afternoons take huge racks of hotdogs off a washing apparatus and load them onto a conveyer belt for wrapping.

I got this job through a connection and basically get paid as a union guy but don’t belong to the union. The union, by the way, is poetry. They have negotiated time off, vacations, breaks and benefits out the wazoo. You don’t want to work too hard or you can hear it, “Hey fuckin’ college boy, are you getting paid by the box or the hour?” You see, all the nice gentlemen here would like to work at least one hour of overtime a day. At time-and-a-half, working one hour extra a day means getting paid six days for five days of work. Seems pretty slimy to me, but I don’t have a wife and kids to support. Plus, management ain’t exactly angels either.

My stomach gurgles menacingly. I know for a fact that I am so sick that I’m not going to make it today unless I get away from the stench that’s weaving its way into my nostrils and into my digestive tract. Maybe I should have called in and taken my chances, but they just don’t take that weak stuff from grunts. I’d be gone and I need this job. But if I get sick on the meat, I won’t have much of a future either.

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