Odd Thomas (14 page)

“If someone invented a thermometer that measured weirdness, it would melt under my tongue. But you—you’re cool.”

“So you deny me weirdness but agree that I’m screwed-up.”

“I see your problem. Certain kinds of weirdness can be hip, but screwed-upness never is.”

“Exactly.”

“It wasn’t gentlemanly of me to deny you your weirdness.”

“Apology accepted.”

We cruised for a while, using the car as a dowser uses his rod to seek water, until I found myself pulling into the parking lot of Green Moon Lanes. This is a bowling alley half a mile from the mall where earlier in the day I had visited Stormy at the ice-cream shop.

She knows about the recurring dream that has disturbed my sleep once or twice a month for the past three years. It features dead bowling-alley employees: gut-shot, limbs shattered, faces hideously disfigured not by a few bullets but by
barrages.

“He’s here?” Stormy asked.

“I don’t know.”

“Is it coming true now, tonight—the dream?”

“I don’t think so. I don’t know. Maybe.”

The fish tacos were swimming the acidic currents of my stomach, churning a bitter backwash into my throat.

My palms were damp. And cold. I blotted them on my jeans.

I almost wanted to drive back to Stormy’s place and get her gun.

CHAPTER 22

T
HE BOWLING-CENTER PARKING LOT WAS TWO-THIRDS full. I circled, searching for Robertson’s Explorer, but I couldn’t find it.

Finally I parked and switched off the engine.

Stormy opened the passenger’s door, and I said, “Wait.”

“Don’t make me call you Mulder,” she warned.

Staring at the green and blue neon letters that spelled out
GREEN MOON LANES
, I hoped to get a sense of whether the slaughter I had foreseen was imminent or still some distance in the future. The neon failed to speak to my sixth sense.

The architect for the bowling center had designed it with a responsible awareness of the expense involved in air-conditioning a large building in the Mojave. The squat structure, which featured low ceilings inside, thwarted heat transfer by using a minimum of glass. Pale beige stucco walls reflected the sun during the day and cooled quickly with the coming of night.

In the past this building had not seemed ominous; its character impressed me only because of the efficiency of design, for it had the clean lines and the plain facade of most modern buildings in the desert. Now it reminded me of a munitions bunker, and I sensed that a tremendous explosion might soon occur within its walls. Munitions bunker, crematorium, tomb…

“The employees here wear black slacks and blue cotton shirts with white collars,” I told Stormy.

“So?”

“In my dream, the victims all wear tan slacks and green polo shirts.”

Still in her seat but with one leg out of the Mustang, one foot on the blacktop, she said, “Then this isn’t the place. There’s some other reason you cruised here. It’s safe to go inside, see if we can figure out why we’re here.”

“Over at Fiesta Bowl,” I said, referring to the only other bowling center in Pico Mundo and surrounding environs, “they wear gray slacks and black shirts with their names stitched in white on the breast pockets.”

“Then your dream must be about something that’s going to happen outside Pico Mundo.”

“That’s never been the case before.”

I have lived my entire life in the relative peace of Pico Mundo and the territory immediately encircling it. I have not even seen the farther reaches of Maravilla County, of which our town is the county seat.

If I were to live to be eighty, which is unlikely and which is a prospect that I view with despondency if not despair, I might one day venture into the open countryside and even as far as one of the smaller towns in the county. But perhaps not.

I don’t desire a change of scenery or exotic experiences. My heart yearns for familiarity, stability, the comfort of home—and my sanity depends upon it.

In a city the size of Los Angeles, with so many people crammed atop one another, violence occurs daily, hourly. The number of bloody encounters in a single year might be greater than those in the entire history of Pico Mundo.

The aggressive whirl of Los Angeles traffic produces death as surely as a bakery produces muffins. Earthquakes, apartment-house fires, terrorist incidents…

I can only imagine how many lingering dead people haunt the streets of that metropolis or any other. In such a place, with so many of the deceased turning to me for justice or consolation, or just for silent companionship, I would no doubt quickly seek escape in autism or suicide.

Not yet either dead or autistic, however, I had to face the challenge of Green Moon Lanes.

“All right,” I said, able to summon resignation if not bravado, “let’s go in and have a look around.”

With nightfall, the blacktop pavement returned the heat that it had borrowed from the sun during the day, and with the heat came a faint tarry smell.

So low and large that it seemed to be falling toward us, the moon had risen in the east: a dire yellow countenance, the vague cratered sockets of its timeless blind gaze.

Perhaps because Granny Sugars had been seriously superstitious about yellow moons and believed that they were an omen of bad cards in poker, I surrendered to an irrational urge to escape from the sight of that leprous and jaundiced celestial face. Taking Stormy’s hand, I hurried her toward the front doors of the bowling center.

Bowling is one of the oldest sports in the world and in one form or another was played as early as 5,200
B.C.

In the United States alone, over 130,000 lanes await action in more than 7,000 bowling centers.

Total annual bowling revenues in America are approaching five billion dollars.

With the hope of clarifying my recurring dream and understanding the meaning of it, I had researched bowling. I knew a thousand facts about the subject, none of them particularly interesting.

I also rented shoes and played eight or ten games. I am no good at the sport.

Watching me play, Stormy had once said that if I were to become a regular bowler, I would spend far more time in the gutter than would the average alcoholic hobo.

Over sixty million people in the United States go bowling at least once each year. Nine million of them are diehards who belong to bowling leagues and regularly compete in amateur tournaments.

When Stormy and I entered Green Moon Lanes that Tuesday night, a significant percentage of those millions were rolling balls down polished lanes toward more spares than splits, but more splits than strikes. They were laughing, cheering one another, eating nachos, eating chili-cheese fries, drinking beer, and having such a good time that it was difficult to imagine Death choosing this place to harvest a sudden crop of souls.

Difficult but not impossible.

I must have been pale, because Stormy said, “Are you all right?”

“Yeah. Okay. I’m good.”

The low thunder of rolling balls and the clatter of tenpins had never previously struck me as fearsome sounds; but this irregular series of rumbles and crashes strummed my nerves.

“What now?” Stormy asked.

“Good question. No answer.”

“You want to just wander around, scope the scene, see if you get any bad vibes?”

I nodded. “Yeah. Scope the scene. Bad vibes.”

We didn’t wander far before I saw something that made my mouth go dry. “Oh, my God.”

The guy behind the shoe-rental counter had not come to work in the usual black slacks and blue cotton shirt with white collar. He wore tan slacks and a green polo shirt, like the dead people in my bowling dream.

Stormy turned, surveying the long busy room, and pointed toward two additional employees. “They’ve all gotten new uniforms.”

Like every nightmare, this one of mine was vivid and yet not rich in detail, more surreal than real, not specific as to place or time or circumstances. The faces of the murder victims were twisted in agony, distorted by terror and shadow and strange light, and when I woke, I could never describe them well.

Except for one young woman. She would be shot in the chest and throat, but her face would remain remarkably untouched by violence. She would have shaggy blond hair, green eyes, and a small beauty mark on her upper lip, near the left corner of her mouth.

As Stormy and I proceeded farther into Green Moon Lanes, I saw the blonde from the dream. She stood behind the bar, drawing draft beer from one of the taps.

CHAPTER 23

S
TORMY AND I SAT AT A TABLE IN THE BAR ALCOVE, but we didn’t order drinks. I was already half drunk with fear.

I wanted to get her out of the bowling alley. She didn’t want to leave.

“We’ve got to deal with this situation,” she insisted.

The only way that I could deal with it was to phone Chief Wyatt Porter and tell him, with little explanation, that when Bob Robertson had his coming-out party to celebrate his status as a full-fledged murderous psychopath, the site of his debutante ball was likely to be Green Moon Lanes.

For a man tired from a day of hard work, bloated with barbecue and beer, and ready for bed, the chief responded with admirable quickness and clarity of mind. “How late are they open?”

Phone to my right ear, finger in my left ear to block the alley noise, I said, “I think until midnight, sir.”

“A little more than two hours. I’ll dispatch an officer right now, have him stand security, be on the lookout for Robertson. But, son, you said this might go down August fifteenth—tomorrow, not today.”

“That’s the date on the calendar page in his file. I’m not sure what it means. I won’t be certain it couldn’t happen today until today is over and he hasn’t shot anyone.”

“Any of these things you call bodachs there?”

“No, sir. But they could show up when he does.”

“He hasn’t returned home to Camp’s End yet,” the chief said, “so he’s out and about. How were the churros?”

“Delicious,” I told him.

“After the barbecue, we had a difficult choice between mud pie and homemade peach pie. I thought it through carefully and had some of both.”

“If ever I had a glimpse of Heaven, sir, it was a slice of Mrs. Porter’s peach pie.”

“I’d have married her for the peach pie alone, but fortunately she was smart and beautiful, too.”

We said good-bye. I clipped the cell phone to my belt and told Stormy we needed to get out of there.

She shook her head. “Wait. If the blond bartender isn’t here, the shooting won’t happen.” She kept her voice low, leaning close to be heard over the clash and clatter of bowlers bowling. “So somehow we get her to leave.”

“No. A premonition in a dream isn’t in every detail a picture of
exactly
what will happen. She could be home safe, and the shooter could show up here anyway.”

“But at least
she
will have been saved. One less victim.”

“Except that somebody else who
wouldn’t
have died might be shot in her place. Like the bartender who replaces her. Or me. Or you.”

“
Might
be.”

“Yes,
might
be, but how can I save one if there’s a likelihood that it means condemning another?”

Three or four bowling balls slammed into pin setups in quick succession. The racket sounded a little like automatic gunfire, and though I knew it
wasn’t
gunfire, I twitched anyway.

I said, “I’ve got no right to decide that someone else should die in her place.”

Prophetic dreams—and the complex moral choices they present—come to me only rarely. I’m grateful for that.

“Besides,” I said, “what’s her reaction going to be if I walk over to the bar and tell her she’s going to be shot to death if she doesn’t get out of here?”

“She’ll think you’re eccentric or dangerous, but she might go.”

“She won’t. She’ll stay there. She won’t want to jeopardize her job. She won’t want to appear fearful, because that makes her look weak, and these days women don’t want to seem weak any more than men do. Later she might ask someone to walk with her to her car, but that’s all.”

Stormy stared at the blonde behind the bar while I surveyed the room for any bodachs that might precede the executioner. Nobody here but us humans.

“She’s so pretty, so full of life,” Stormy said, meaning the bartender. “So much personality, such an infectious laugh.”

“She seems more alive to you because you know she might be fated to die young.”

“It just seems wrong to walk out and leave her there,” Stormy said, “without warning her, without giving her a
chance
.”

“The best way to give her a chance, to give
all
the potential victims a chance, is to stop Robertson before he does anything.”

“What’s the likelihood you’ll stop him?”

“Better than if he’d never come into the Grille this morning and I’d never gotten a look at him with his bodach entourage.”

“But you can’t be sure you’ll stop him.”

“Nothing’s for sure in this world.”

Searching my eyes, she thought about what I’d said, and then reminded me: “Except us.”

“Except us.” I pushed my chair away from the table. “Let’s go.”

Still staring at the blonde, Stormy said, “This is so hard.”

“I know.”

“So unfair.”

“What death isn’t?”

She rose from her chair. “You won’t let her die, will you, Oddie?”

“I’ll do what I can.”

We went outside, hoping to be gone before the promised police officer arrived and became curious about my involvement.

No cops on the Pico Mundo force understand my relationship with Chief Porter. They sense that something’s different about me, but they don’t realize what I see, what I know. The chief covers well for me.

Some think that I hang around Wyatt Porter because I’m a cop wannabe. They assume that I yearn for the glamour of the police life, but that I don’t have quite the smarts or the guts to do the job.

Most of them believe that I regard the chief as a father figure because my real father is such a hopeless piece of work. This view contains some truth.

They are convinced that the chief took pity on me when at the age of sixteen I could no longer live with either my father or my mother, and found myself turned out into the world. Because Wyatt and Karla were never able to have children, people think that the chief has a fatherly affection for me and regards me as a surrogate son. I am deeply comforted by the fact that this seems to be true.

Being cops, however, the members of the Pico Mundo PD sense instinctively that they lack some crucial knowledge to be able to fully understand our relationship. Likewise, although I appear uncomplicated and even simple, they regard me as a puzzle with more than one missing piece.

When Stormy and I stepped out of Green Moon Lanes at ten o’clock, an hour after nightfall, the temperature in Pico Mundo remained over a hundred degrees. By midnight the air might cool below triple digits.

If Bob Robertson was intent on making Hell on Earth, we had the weather for it.

Walking toward Terri Stambaugh’s Mustang, still thinking about the death-marked blond bartender, Stormy said, “Sometimes I don’t know how you can live with all the things you see.”

“Attitude,” I told her.

“Attitude? How’s that work?”

“Better some days than others.”

She would have pressed me for a further explanation, but the patrol car arrived, pinning us in its headlights before we reached the Mustang. Certain that I would have been recognized, I waited hand-in-hand with Stormy for the cruiser to stop beside us.

The responding officer, Simon Varner, had been on the force only three or four months, which was longer than Bern Eckles, who had regarded me with suspicion at the chief’s barbecue, but not long enough for the sharp edge to have been worn off his curiosity about me.

Officer Varner had a face as sweet as that of any host of a children’s TV program, with heavy-lidded eyes like those of the late actor Robert Mitchum. He leaned toward the open window, his burly arm resting on the door, looking like the model for a sleepy bear in some Disney cartoon.

“Odd, pleasure seeing you. Miss Llewellyn. What should I be looking for here?”

I was certain that the chief had not used my name when he had dispatched Officer Varner to the bowling center. When I was involved in a case, he made a point of keeping me as invisible as possible, never alluding to information acquired by preternatural means, the better not only to protect my secrets but also to ensure that no defense attorney could easily spring a murderer by claiming that the entire case against his client had been built upon the word of a flaky, self-proclaimed psychic.

On the other hand, because of my intrusion at the barbecue that resulted in the effort by the chief and Bern Eckles to put together a quick profile of Robertson, Eckles knew that I had some connection to the situation. If Eckles knew, then word would get around; it might already be on the police-department grapevine.

Still, it seemed best to play dumb. “What should you be looking for? Sir, I don’t understand.”

“I see you, I figure you told the chief something that makes him send me out here.”

“We were just watching some friends bowl,” I said. “I’m no good at it myself.”

Stormy said, “He
owns
the gutter.”

From the car seat beside him, Varner produced a computer-printed blow-up of Bob Robertson’s driver’s-license photograph. “You know this guy, right?”

I said, “I’ve seen him twice today. I don’t really know him.”

“You didn’t tell the chief he might show up here?”

“Not me. How would I know where he’d show up?”

“Chief says if I see him coming but I can’t see both his hands, don’t figure he’s just getting a breath mint from his pocket.”

“I wouldn’t second-guess the chief.”

A Lincoln Navigator pulled in from the street and paused behind Varner’s cruiser. He stuck his arm all the way out of the window and waved the SUV around him.

I could see two men in the Navigator. Neither was Robertson.

“How do you know this guy?” Varner asked.

“Before noon, he came in the Grille for lunch.”

The lids lifted slightly from those sleepy-bear eyes. “That’s all? You cooked his lunch? I thought…something went down between you and him.”

“Something. Not much.” I compressed the day, leaving out what Varner didn’t need to know: “He was weird at the Grille. The chief was there at the time, saw him being weird. So then this afternoon, I’m off work, out and about, minding my own business, and this Robertson flips me off, gets aggressive with me.”

Varner’s heavy lids became hoods, narrowing his eyes to slits of suspicion. Instinct told him that I was withholding information. He wasn’t as slow as he looked. “Aggressive how?”

Stormy saved me from a rough lie with a smooth one: “The creep made a crude pass at me, and Odd told him to back off.”

Fungus Man didn’t look like the kind of macho stud who thought every woman was panting for him.

Stormy, however, is so strikingly good-looking that Varner, already in a suspicious mood, seemed inclined to believe that even a schlump like Bob Robertson would work up enough hormones to try his luck with her.

He said, “Chief thinks this guy vandalized St. Bart’s. You know about that, I guess.”

Deflecting this dogged Sherlock, Stormy said, “Officer Varner, curiosity is killing me. Do you mind my asking—what’s your tattoo mean?”

He wore a short-sleeve shirt, exposing his massive forearms. On his left arm, above his watch, were three block letters:
POD
.

“Miss Llewellyn, I’m sorry to say that as a teenager I was one screwed-up puppy. Got myself involved in gangs. Turned my life around before it was too late. I thank the Lord Jesus for that. This tattoo was a gang thing.”

“What do the letters stand for?” she asked.

He seemed embarrassed. “It’s a crude obscenity, miss. I’d rather not say.”

“You could have it removed,” she said. “They’ve gotten a lot better at that in recent years.”

Varner said, “Thought about doing just that. But I keep it to remind me how far off the right path I once went and how easy it was to take that first wrong step.”

“That’s so fascinating and so admirable,” she said, leaning closer to the window as if to get a better look at this paragon of virtue. “Lots of people rewrite their past rather than face up to it. I’m glad to know we’ve got men like you looking out for us.”

She poured this verbal syrup so smoothly that it sounded sincere.

While Officer Varner was basking in her flattery as happily as a waffle in whipped butter, she turned to me and said, “Odd, I’ve
got
to get home. I have an early morning.”

I wished Officer Varner good luck, and he made no attempt to continue grilling me. He seemed to have forgotten his suspicions.

In the car, I said to her, “I never realized you had such a talent for deceit.”

“Oh, that’s too serious a word for it. I just manipulated him a little.”

“After we’re married, I’m going to be on the lookout for that,” I warned her as I started the car.

“What do you mean?”

“In case you ever try to manipulate
me
a little.”

“Good heavens, odd one, I manipulate you every day. And fold and spindle you, as well.”

I couldn’t tell if she was serious. “You do?”

“Gently, of course. Gently and with great affection. And you always like it.”

“I do?”

“You have numerous little tricks to get me to do it.”

I put the car in gear but kept my foot on the brake. “You’re saying I
invite
manipulation?”

“Some days I think you thrive on it.”

“I can’t tell if you’re serious.”

“I know. You’re adorable.”

“Puppies are adorable. I’m not a puppy.”

“You and puppies. Totally adorable.”

“You
are
serious.”

“Am I?”

I studied her. “No. No, you’re not.”

“Aren’t I?”

I sighed. “I can see the dead, but I can’t see through you.”

When we drove out of the parking lot, Officer Varner was parked near the front entrance to Green Moon Lanes.

Instead of running a quiet surveillance of the place with the hope of nabbing Robertson before violence could be committed, he was making himself highly visible, as a deterrent. This interpretation of his assignment was most likely not one the chief would have approved.

As we passed him, Officer Varner waved at us. He appeared to be eating a doughnut.

Granny Sugars always railed against negative thinking because she superstitiously believed that when we worry about being afflicted by one evil or another, we are in fact inviting in the very devil that we fear and are assuring the occurrence of the event we dread. Nevertheless, I could not help but think how easily Bob Robertson might approach the cruiser from behind and shoot Simon Varner in the head while he noshed on his Krispy Kremes.