Once Upon a Knight
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Authors: Jackie Ivie
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Also by Jackie Ivie
A KNIGHT WELL SPENT
HEAT OF THE KNIGHT
THE KNIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
TENDER IS THE KNIGHT
LADY OF THE KNIGHT
Published by Kensington Publishing Corporation
ZEBRA BOOKSTo Kimberly Anne,
for the entertainment
,
excitement,
and absolute joy
you’ve always added to life
AD 1457
This one was too easy.
Vincent Danzel tucked a stray lock of hair back behind his ear and sucked in on his cheeks as he watched the cloaked figure dart beneath a shrub. Then he shifted slightly from one foot to the other in his crouch, listening for the slight groan from the tree limb he was perched on. Then he was fussing with the stopper on the sporran he’d pushed to one side. It was still full.
Mostly full,
he clarified for himself. He wasn’t dulling any of his charm with drink.
He was going to need it.
He slid a finger along his upper lip, scratching at the stubble there. He should have shaved, too. Then again, it would give him a rakish air. He might need that, as well.
Vincent sighed and shifted again, this time moving a foot farther forward in his crouch. The limb protested that exchange of weight, but it had complained the entire time he’d been atop it, watching the little wench waste time looking for her toads. Vincent wrinkled his nose. No one had said anything about such strangeness.
Toads?
He watched as she spied one, knelt at the edge of the pond glimmering beneath them and started reaching for the fifth toad so far.
He almost felt sorry for the little creature. Once she got her hands on it, she was shaking and slapping and making all sorts of strange noises until the toad would respond as she must want. Then she was making little chirping noises as she reached into the folds of her cloak so she could get a cloth to wipe at its back. He didn’t know what substance she hoped to gain, but once she had the toad wiped clean, she’d release it back into the pond, setting it gently back on the surface, where only a ripple betrayed the creature’s immediate plunge of escape.
Vincent watched her fold the piece of cloth she’d wiped the toad with into a small triangular shape, pull out a jar and shove the piece in it before replacing the cork and sealing it in with the four others she’d already gained.
Someone was paying for this insult, Vincent decided. And it wasn’t enough. That was certain. This wench had nothing to recommend her. She was small, with no shape that he could decide. She was also plain, if the way she shrouded herself was any indication. And she was strange. Worse than strange. She was odd-strange. Vincent ran his fingers along his eyelashes, separating them to a lush fringe, for the effect. He was going to need that, too.
She stood, making little difference in her size since it was seen from the height he was at. Vincent reached forward, gripped the tree limb in front of his boots and swung forward, rolling into a dead-weight hang so he could drop to the ground to the right of her. He ended up directly atop the soft, water-soaked edge of the pond. Due to the volume of his weight, the ground forfeited, leaving him ankle-deep in muck while she tipped her head away from him and giggled.
“You should na’ spy,” she said finally, once she had her mirth under control.
Vincent frowned. She didn’t even act surprised at his abrupt entrance. “I was na’ spying,” he replied.
“What was it you were doing, then?”
“Granting a wish.”
She still hadn’t looked toward him, and water was seeping through his boots now. Vincent backed a step, then another, searching without looking for the firm ground that he already knew was at the pond’s edge.
“What wish was it I’ve made?” she asked.
“A prince. ’Tis what kissing a frog is for. Gaining one.”
“I’ve kissed nae frogs,” she replied.
“That probably explains why you’ve na’ received a prince.”
“You’re nae prince?” she asked.
“Vincent Danzel. Knight. At your service.” He bowed for effect.
“Pity,” she replied before she turned and started walking away.
Vincent was stunned. He sucked in a breath Not only had she not even looked his way, but she was leaving? Women didn’t react so to him. Never. Well, mayhap the Sassenach taxman’s wife had, but she’d been worshipping gold rather than the flesh. Then again, she’d had poor eyesight.
Vincent pulled his feet free of the muck, ignoring his wet boots, and moved around this female, blocking her path.
“You’ve a reason for staying me?” she asked, directing her question to the region of his knees.
The wench was diminutive, barely reaching midchest. Vincent put his hands on his hips and regarded her. “Someone has to speak for the poor devils,” he replied, finally.
“Who?”
“Me.”
“I mean, who are the poor devils?”
“Oh. Toads. Nary a one has done aught to receive treatment such as you give. I’m protecting them.”
She giggled again. Then she lifted her head, tipped the edges of her cloak open with her hand and met his gaze. Vincent regarded her solemnly, waiting for the reaction. And missing any. His world didn’t rock. It didn’t even shiver. Nothing. This wench had nothing to recommend her and nothing to tempt him. It was a good thing he was being paid, he told himself.
“I’m na’ harming them,” she said.
“That is na’ what they tell me.”
She cocked her eyebrows up, showing a glint of silver in the light blue of her eyes. That caught his attention for a moment. She had pale perfect skin and very black eyebrows. He wondered if that was the color of her hair or even if she had any to claim. He tipped his head to one side and waited.
“What is it they tell you?” she asked.
“That a pond is meant for swimming and catching sup. Na’ for the torment of a wench’s hand.”
He reached out and grabbed for her hand, surprising her with the swiftness if her intake of breath was any indication. Her hands were fine-shaped and delicate. Her entire form looked to be that way. He’d been ordered not to touch her or make her his. The warning wasn’t necessary. She wasn’t his type, she wasn’t the right size and she was too easy. Even without his fee.
Her hand trembled within his. Vince stepped closer and dipped his head slightly, looking at her with dark eyes through black lashes that had always looked incongruous with his blond hair. He knew it made women swoon. He’d been told often enough of it. That was why he’d made certain the lashes were each separated and defined.
“Torment?” she whispered.
“Aye. And shaking. Such things belong…elsewhere.” His voice deepened exactly when he wanted it to. He licked at his lip, too.
Her mouth quirked, and then everything on her features went bored and disinterested. “You need a bath,” she replied.
Vince straightened slightly. “I bathed this morn. In the loch.” He kept the defensive tone from the words with difficulty. Much difficulty. And then he was mentally doubling his fee.
“You forgot to wash your mouth.”
She shocked him further by slipping her hand free and tipping her little chin in a gesture of dismissal. His mind was blank. He didn’t know what to say. She didn’t act like she was expecting him to say anything. She picked up one side of her skirts with the hand he’d recently claimed and used the wad of material as a buffer between them as she passed right by him. His mind was stalled, his mouth was dry and made drier by the slack-jawed effect of being so summarily passed over. His eyes were still focusing on the spot of ground she’d barely made a dent in, while he was making water-filled holes the size of his boots from standing in sodden ground.
That lasted four or five heartbeats. Since he hadn’t been counting, he couldn’t be sure. No wench treated Vincent Erick Danzel in such a fashion. And if they did, they could just reap the punishment for it. Wenches didn’t turn him down, they didn’t tell him
nae
, and they didn’t ignore him. It was a matter of pride now.
He reached her with little more than a lope of movement, crossing ground with strides she couldn’t possibly match. He blocked her path again, ignored how the ground was even marshier here, causing him to sink more quickly, and folded his arms to make it official. She wasn’t getting past him that easily! And certainly not without an explanation.
“What is it now, Sir Knight?” She had her head cocked backward and wasn’t moving the shawl to make anything more easily seen. That posture shadowed her upper face and highlighted her lips. They were pursed sweetly and appeared to have the color and texture of a ripe plum, he decided.
“You,” he replied.
“Me?”
“Aye. You.”
“You are determined to disturb me?”
“Disturb. Aye. In a word.”
“Why?”
“First, tell me why you shake toads.”
The spark of interest was back in her eyes, making them look akin to liquid silver again. Vince sucked on one cheek while he considered that.
“I need their sweat,” she said finally.
“Toads…sweat?”
She giggled again. He could grow fond of that sound, he decided. If he kept his eyes closed to the rest of her.
“A toad releases a substance when it’s frightened. ’Tis akin to the strongest of brews.”
“It does?”
“Aye. And ’tis a powerful thing, too. Makes a man weak and seeing things that could na’ be.”
“Truly? What does it do for a woman?” he asked, matching his whispered tone to her own.
“Makes labor easier to abide.”
“Labor?”
“Bringing a babe into the world is labor, Sir Knight. A woman suffers. I assist with relieving it.”
“This toad sweat…is that powerful?”
She smiled and raised her eyebrows several times. Then she stepped nearer to him as if they were conspirators of some kind. She was also closer to his height for some reason. Vince didn’t notice the reason was that he was sinking farther into mud that was thick with pond water.
“That and more. ’Tis also known to create a thrill.”
“Thrill?” he asked. The center of her eyes wasn’t silver at all, but an aqua blue. Vince found himself staring into that center…being drawn into it, singed and yet enthralled by it. He shook his head once to clear it and stepped back. His feet didn’t make the move; only his body did.
The spray from his fall glittered in the air for a moment before it started settling, acting like it was applauding him. Vince sat, stunned, knees bent and feet stuck solid, nearly to his calves. The ground was just as wet and slimy and muck-filled as it had looked while standing atop it. Now that he was seated in it and feeling it leach through the fabric of his kilt, he knew it was miserable-feeling as well. The wench wasn’t just giggling, either. It was an outright laugh.
Vince put his hands to either side of him, but they just sank into the muck, too. He pulled them free with a distinctive sucking noise, leaving two fist-sized holes that immediately filled with water, reflecting back the grimace he was giving first one and then the other of them.
“You do your creed well, toad prince,” she said, once she had the laughter under control.
“Toad prince?” he replied. And then he said it again, louder than before. There was nothing for it. He looked at both hands, blew a sigh of disgust over them to warm them slightly, placed them atop his bare knees, and grunted himself upright. It took every bit of his strength and made muscles bulge from his thighs and stomach, and there was a moment when he didn’t think he was going to be able to gain his own feet, but it was done. The hole he’d made with his buttocks immediately filled with water.
“You see?” she said. “I am right again.”
“About what?” Vincent went to a twist and busied himself with pulling the tree-mash from the back of himself. All that managed to do was make his lower arms a mess of mud as well.
“You. And a bath.”
And with that, she turned and left him.
