“I don’t want to go!”
“But, Brody, you love camping,” Brody’s mom said. “You’ve always loved camping. Albert will be fine with Mason to take care of him. He won’t even know you’re gone.”
It was the wrong thing to say.
“He will, too!” Brody burst out. “Albert loves me! And what about Dog? Dog loves me, too. I just got Dog! I can’t go away and leave him!”
“Mason will take good care of Dog, too. Won’t you, Mason? Dog will be perfectly fine without you.”
This was also the wrong thing to say.
“I won’t go! You can’t make me!”
Mason had never heard Brody say such a thing. Brody never refused to do anything. Brody loved doing everything. Right this minute Brody didn’t sound like Brody.
He sounded like Mason.
Brody came over to Mason’s house to give Dog one last goodbye hug before he went away on the camping
trip. He hugged Dog as if he would never let him go. Then he got into the station wagon with his parents and his sisters, and the Baxter family drove away.
Mason had been afraid his parents might expect him to walk Dog all by himself that evening, but instead his dad called for Dog once supper was done, leash in one hand, plastic bag in the other.
“Want to come with me?” he asked Mason.
Mason looked at the plastic bag. He had visions of his father saying,
Now
you
try it
.
“I’ll just stay here,” he said.
He did pat Dog a few times later on in the evening and was glad enough to have Dog lying by his feet as he watched TV. But when he went to bed, he made sure to close his bedroom door. He was ready for a good, non-doggy night’s sleep.
Saturday was a glorious day filled with glorious nothing. Mason got up early just for the pleasure of not having to go to art camp. As soon as he came downstairs, Dog came bounding over to him, tail wagging, tongue ready to lick. He jumped up on Mason and tried to lick Mason’s face.
“Down, Dog!” Mason commanded.
Dog obeyed.
“Sit, Dog!”
Dog sat.
Goldfish, Hamster, and Cat had never done anything that Mason had told them to do. Not that he had ever told them to do much of anything.
Mason gave Dog one of the dog biscuits they had gotten at the shelter store. Dog gobbled it up and then licked Mason’s hand. This time Mason didn’t wipe it off on his shorts. It wasn’t worth wiping it off if his parents and Brody weren’t there to see him do it.
After Mason’s standard breakfast of plain Cheerios in a bowl with milk, Mason’s dad appeared with the leash. Dog trembled with happiness at the sight of it.
“Are you up for a walk?” Mason’s dad asked Mason.
“Sure,” Mason said. Maybe dogs didn’t poop in the morning, just in the evening. Or maybe Dog would poop quietly and sensibly when he was out in the yard during the day, and Mason’s parents would deal with it.
There was really nothing like a June morning, the air cool, sprinklers spraying, roses in bloom. Mason held Dog’s leash for the first time. He felt himself as aglow with importance as Brody had been. Mason let Dog
sniff everything he wanted to sniff and pee wherever he wanted to pee. His father didn’t tell them to hurry up. He probably did enough hurrying during the workweek at his job organizing road-construction detours.
“Here,” Mason’s father said, to Mason, not to Dog, as they passed one rosebush heavy with huge white blooms. “Smell.”
Mason smelled. Being around Dog made him want to sniff things himself, stick his nose right in and inhale deeply.
Dog didn’t poop on the walk. Apparently morning walks were safe.
Back home again, Dog kept Mason company all day. Whatever Mason wanted to do, Dog wanted to do. If Mason wanted to laze around doing nothing, Dog was glad to do nothing, too, so long as he was by Mason’s side.
When Mason felt like going outside to throw a tennis ball, Dog was beside himself with joy. Mason thought Dog got even better at retrieving during their practice session. Twice, Dog caught a thrown ball right in his mouth. Mason greatly doubted that Dunk’s dog, Wolf, could do that. The wetness of the ball stopped bothering Mason. He pretended it was a ball that had gotten soaked in the sprinkler.
That afternoon, Mason’s parents made him go with them to an African crafts fair held on the library lawn. He didn’t mind going, because Dog came along with them. Neither Mason nor Dog looked much at any of the crafts—lots of colorful clothing that Mason couldn’t imagine ever wearing, lots of enormous pots that must have been made out of humongously long clay snakes. But they had fun, anyway, just being together.
Then it was time for Dog’s evening walk. Dog’s pooping walk? Mason thought about staying at home and saying he was too tired to go—he
was
too tired to go, as a matter of fact. But Dog looked at him with such longing eagerness that Mason found himself following his dad and Dog out the door.
Thunderstorm clouds were gathering.
“It’s good we’re getting out for the walk before it starts to rain,” Mason’s dad said.
Dog didn’t poop first thing, but then, a block from their house, Dog squatted in that certain way. Mason looked fixedly in the opposite direction.
A minute later, just as Mason had feared, his dad held out the plastic bag and said, “Why don’t you try doing it?”
“Well, you see, Dad, I’m not really a dog-poop person,” Mason explained.
“But what if you need to take Dog on a walk sometime all by yourself?” his father asked.
Wasn’t there some saying about crossing that bridge when you came to it? Picking up dog poop wasn’t something that you had to practice doing, like brain surgery or driving a car. It was something you had to
feel
like doing, and Mason didn’t feel like doing it right now.
“Mason,” his dad said.
Mason took the plastic bag. He wished he could close his eyes, but then he’d probably miss his aim and squish the poop into an even worse mess. He wished he could hold his nose, but he didn’t think he could perform the operation with only one hand. He wished a lot of things that weren’t going to happen.
Mason slipped the bag onto his hand, the way his father and Brody had done. If they could do it, he could do it. But could he do it and still go on living?
Okay. Okay
.
With one quick, sickening motion, Mason reached down and scooped up the poop. An instant later, he had turned the bag inside out and tied it shut.
He was still alive.
At least Mason’s dad took the bag from him. But instead of carrying it himself, he tied it onto Dog’s collar.
Mason would have hated walking around carrying a bag of dog poop around his neck, but Dog didn’t seem to mind. Mason had noticed that Dog sniffed as happily at disgusting things as anything else. In fact, one time when they passed something that smelled especially disgusting—Mason didn’t even allow himself to think what it might be—Dog actually tried to roll in it, but Mason yanked him away before he could get anything on his fur.
At bedtime, Mason hesitated before shutting his door against Dog. But he had a feeling that if Dog slept with him once, Dog would sleep with him every night for the rest of his life, and that would be the end of sleep for Mason forever. He thought of Hamster’s noisy wheel, of Cat’s incessant meows.
“Good night, Dog,” Mason said, politely but firmly, and closed his door.
Dog didn’t complain the way Cat had complained. That was another good thing about Dog: Dog was happy when things were good, but Dog didn’t seem sad when things were bad.
Ten minutes later, the first bolt of lightning lit up Mason’s room. A few seconds later came the first deafening clap of thunder.
From outside Mason’s door, Dog gave one low howl. Apparently, Dog did mind when things were bad enough.
The next flash of lightning was even brighter, and the thunder seemed to shake the house.
Dog’s howl grew even louder.
Mason didn’t like thunder himself. When he had been afraid of lightning and thunder, back when he was little, his mother had told him that thunder was the sound of the angels bowling up in heaven. Mason hadn’t believed her. He couldn’t picture angels, with their wings and halos, having a raucous evening out in a bowling alley.
Crash!
Some angel somewhere had bowled another strike, or maybe the entire angel bowling team had bowled strikes in each lane simultaneously. Either that, or the lightning was about to strike Mason’s house and they were all going to die. The second explanation struck Mason as more likely, more in keeping with the laws of natural science.
This time Dog wouldn’t stop howling. There were times when animals were smarter than humans. No animal would fall for a story about bowling angels.
Mason climbed out of his covers and opened his door. He had thought Dog would dash into his room
and dive under the bed, but instead Dog leaped up on top of the bed, as if he knew that was where he was supposed to be all along.
Mason crawled back into bed next to him. The bed was just wide enough for the two of them if they lay very close together. He hugged Dog tight.
“It’s okay,” Mason told Dog, putting on his most calm and soothing voice.
Actually, it
was
okay. Somebody who survived picking up dog poop could probably survive a thunderstorm. Especially if he had a strong, warm, smart, loving Dog there beside him.
Sunday evening, Brody returned. The Baxter station wagon pulled into the driveway around seven o’clock. Brody dashed out of the backseat of the car, where he had been sandwiched between his sisters, and raced over to Mason’s yard to join Mason and Dog, who were sprawled on the lawn side by side under the shade of a big oak tree.
Dog bounded up to greet him, and Brody was down on his knees with his arm around Dog, hugging him tight.
“Look, Dog! I brought you some presents!”
Brody picked up the pinecone and two sticks that he had flung on the grass when he gave Dog his hug. He held them so that Dog could sniff them.
“For playing fetch!”
Dog seemed to like the presents. He gave Brody’s face a huge lick.
Mason’s heart hurt. Brody hadn’t been the one lying beside Dog during the thunderstorm. Brody hadn’t been the one keeping Dog safe all night long.
Dog wasn’t too interested in the pinecone. When Brody threw it, Dog went obligingly to look for it, but didn’t bother bringing it back.
Mason gave a small smile. Maybe Brody’s presents weren’t so wonderful, after all.
But Dog did like the new sticks. Probably he would have liked any sticks. When you got right down to it, a stick was a stick, and there wasn’t much to distinguish one stick from another.
The three of them played fetch with the new sticks until dark. Brody took a turn throwing, then Mason, then Brody, then Mason. Dog retrieved both boys’ tossed sticks with equal energy and enthusiasm.
Cammie and Cara came over and played for a while, too, giggling when either one hurled an especially wild throw, and making a huge fuss over Dog every time he dropped a stick at their feet.
“Did you ask your mother about Nora? Coming over?” Brody asked when it was almost dark and Mason had to slap away the first mosquito.