Read Pix (Volume Book 24) (Harpur & Iles Mysteries) Online
Authors: Bill James
Then, Harpur did consider informing Iles about Manse in the back of the Laguna. However, it might not have been Manse in the back of the Laguna. And the Laguna could be thoroughly innocent, its driver scarved up on account of neuralgia. In any case, Harpur had a sort of automatic cutoff mechanism that prevented him telling Iles more than he needed or deserved to know. This, also, was policing â at the highest levels. Harpur preferred asking the ACC troublesome but valid questions. âThe child â Shale's child, Matilda. Why did she come to you?'
âA woman officer sat with her in my room throughout, Harpur,' Iles replied at once. âAbsolutely throughout. This can be verified.'
âOf course. But why did Matilda have to see you?'
âDidn't I say â imaginings? She has some strange, childish, totally inexplicable conviction that I'd been in her bedroom at the rectory.'
They strolled alongside the former dock, now the rectangular lake, towards the old bonded warehouse building. âThis is a hell of a perceptive youngster,' Harpur said. âShe must have had a flash of intuition on first sight that you were the sort who
would
get into girl-kids' bedrooms and exude detectable thrill-sweat. She'd have sniffed traces around her wardrobe and dressing table. At least thrill-sweat.'
âShe says she knows it was blood at the top of the rectory stairs,' Iles replied. âOh, the two children go along with the sauce tale because they can tell it's important to Manse, but they're both sure that's a ruse, Col. If you've been brought up by Manse Shale you're bound to have cottoned that wise, repeated lying will be vital now and then. I think Matilda is scared her father might have slaughtered one of the women he had in from time to time on rota.'
âShe said that?'
âOf course she fucking didn't. My deduction. My
feeling
.'
âOh, right.'
âShe wonders, maybe a fight over Sybil's promised return, and an auxiliary lady refusing to go. Matilda's fond of Sybil, yes, naturally, but she's also fond of Lowri, Patricia, Carmel â kind of surrogate mothers, you see â and had to come from school at a rush and ask me whether I'd seen a body on the stairs if â according to Matty's mad, mad theory â I watched things from her bedroom. And, if so, whose body?'
âAnd you said, “Yes, Matilda, I did happen to be in your bedroom at the appropriate time, as might so easily occur, and can tell you that, in fact, the body was a man's.” Trove's.'
âI said I'd find all three women for her and prove they're OK, Col.'
âBecause you know they are.'
âWe can do this, can't we?'
âI expect so. They'll be in Shale's dossier.'
âGet one of our photographers to do pictures of each on film with a date-time caption. Clandestine if possible. We don't want them scared. But I owe it to the worried child, after she made such a trek.'
Iles could be like this â another of those sudden, astonishing streaks of consideration, even tenderness. Harpur said: âShe won't want her father to know she's been putting that kind of hellish, murderous notion into your deductions mill. How will you fix for her to see the pictures?'
âMy promise to find the women â find them alive â seemed to stem her worries, poor dear,' Iles replied. âI had them take Matty back to school â in a plain car, of course. I called her Matty to relax her â help the child open up â open up in the sense of talking easily, that is.'
âIf she came by bus in her lunch hour she must have already been keen to open up as to talk, mustn't she?'
âA woman officer present throughout.'
âYou've said that.'
âI can give you her name. It seemed to me very necessary for her to be there, Harpur. This was a girl in school uniform. The blazer a really rich blue trimmed with black, Col. Tasteful and yet striking. You know how that kind of garb can get to some men â the numerous skirt pleats nuzzling one another busily, and spotless little white socks.' The ACC's voice grew phlegmy and his eyes misted. His breathing tightened up and for a couple of seconds he had trouble speaking the word âsocks', had to dredge for the cks sound. Harpur wished he'd brought some bottled water, not to throw over him but to loosen the ACC's severely hormonalled larynx. âShe sat where you usually do in my room, Col. Distance seemed important.'
âYes, I like to keep a good gap between you and me.'
âThe canteen meal and ginger beer on a tray on her little lap, Col. She ate willingly, yet without champing.'
âWill it get around via the woman officer that some schoolgirl with a nuzzly skirt thinks you slipped into her bedroom and emanated?'
âMatty said clearly in the officer's hearing that she was not present at the time â during her fantasy, I mean.'
âAnd she wasn't. You'd left them at Severalponds.' They could see Chandor's offices. Harpur again watched for the Laguna on a rerun.
âAh, Severalponds! Changes since then, yes, Col? Why I say a shift in patterns. Syb back and Manse
persona grata
at Low Pastures. An immense turnaround. But maybe not altogether good, Harpur. Maybe totally bad, Harpur. It tells us that the settled state of things here is vulnerable, is possibly threatened. You've heard of the circle of wagons meant to repel attacks out West, Col. That's Ralphy bringing Shale to Low Pastures. And if Ember's worried to this degree, so are we, aren't we, Harpur? The peace I've â we've â built here begins to shake and topple. I said, seismic. I can't accept it. These strangenesses at the rectory, the missing Londoner, the collapse of Ralph's rigid standards for Low Pastures â indicators, Col. It's this fucker, Chandor, yes? Disruptive somehow? Why I want to see him, Col, and get him at least terrorized and possibly persuaded to up sticks altogether and bugger off back to Metroland.'
âIf he won't?'
âI'd like him gone.'
âIf he refuses?'
âHe shouldn't do that, Harpur.'
âBut he might.'
âThis could be dangerous for him.'
âIn what sense, sir?'
âOh, yes, dangerous.'
âDanger from where?'
âOh, yes. For instance, does he realize the peril he could be in from, say, Manse Shale?
âOr?' Harpur replied.
âWill we get gunfire on our streets?'
âWill we?'
âA bevy of possibilities, Col.'
âManse has become more settled lately.'
âDid he seem settled on that fucking transcript, Harpur? If some sod leaves a body on your stairs would
you
feel settled? I think you'd want to get back at him,' Iles said.
âWhich body is that? Which stairs? Is all this related to what the child, Matilda, Matty, so comically fantasized?'
âAnd the lad who's missing â Trove. A link to Chandor? A London link?'
âNothing on the computer.'
âWhen you
ran across him
, did you ask yourself whether this might be a lad liable to cut a man's throat, and perhaps cut the throat of someone who came asking too persistently about that man?'
âHe was with friends,' Harpur said.
âAnd did
they
look to be in that sort of line?'
âOne was Director of Strategic Planning. The other, Personnel.'
âThey
did
look to be in that sort of butchery line, did they?'
âMaurice. Rufus.'
âTheir mothers and fathers will have thought considerably before giving them names like that, Col. These lads went out to their careers buoyed by the good hopes of such parents. Maurice. Rufus. Assertion there. Resonances there.'
In Chandor's big, third floor office overlooking the dock/lake, Iles said resonantly: âWhat we're doing, Mr Chandor, is maintaining a practice â a fine practice in my opinion, not to mention Harpur's â yes, what we're doing is maintaining a practice established by the previous Chief here, Mr Mark Lane, now justly lifted to the Inspectorate of Constabulary, but gratefully remembered by all of us, indeed esteemed. It was Mr Lane's view that the marina development emblemized a kind of rebirth for this city, and, as such, those who came to set up their businesses in it should be given a proper, hearty, though informal, welcome. In his day, he offered that welcome in person. He would visit all newcomers and wish them well. Sometimes I accompanied him and, as a result, learned the importance he gave to such courtesies. I resolved that, should Mr Lane leave us â as seemed likely, owing to his multitudinous and massive talents â yes, resolved that if he went I would carry on this delightful tradition, as well as I could, pick up the, as it were, baton.
âAnd I decided also that when possible I would bring Harpur along with me so that he, in his turn, might learn the form and intricacies of the little unceremonious ceremonies. I believe he will respond. He has the right instincts, though they might not be immediately apparent in his demeanour and tailoring. It was Harpur who reminded me, after, I gather, running across you earlier today, Mr Chandor, that I had yet to bring you greetings, although you have been in place here now some little while. I knew I must correct that omission immediately, and so here we are.'
âThis is a considerable honour you do myself and the company,' Chandor said.
âI have to apologize for the delay,' Iles said.
âI mentioned the view to Mr Harpur,' Chandor said. He walked to the big window and gestured towards the water and new buildings beyond. âThis seems to give us an, as it were, context â a context established by city effort before our arrival, yes, but a context into which we can happily fit.'
âI think I'd prefer you fucking didn't,' Iles replied, âeither happily or not.'
âObviously, I wondered what was the significance of all that bullshit,' Chandor said.
âWhich?' Iles said.
âThe opening spiel,' Chandor said. âThe general verbiage. I'm told you considered Lane a total twerp and drove him mental.'
âDim prick, I needed some rubbish tale to get things going, didn't I?' Iles said.
âYou've been asking your data bank about me, us, I suppose,' Chandor said. âBut nil return. My condolences.'
âI've heard you described as “of Nordic appearance”,' Iles said.
âFolk say that of you, too, sir,' Harpur said.
âWhich folk?' Iles said.
âMany. I should think at Staff College you were known as Desmond of the Fjords,' Harpur said.
âI expected something cleaner cut, and with less off-putting skin,' the ACC said.
âThis is a bully call, yes, Iles?' Chandor said. âYou bring the frighteners?'
âYou'll remember, I was invited,' Harpur said.
âWhere are the other two derelicts, Maurice and Rufus?' Iles said.
âThey would have nothing to say to you,' Chandor replied.
âThis I believe,' Iles said.
âWe also picked up a tale you look after people, Iles,' Chandor said.
âWell, I hope so. What else are police officers for?' the ACC said.
âThat you look after some people more than others,' Chandor said.
â “Look after” in what sense?' Iles said.
âLook after,' Chandor replied.
âIt's true that some people I wouldn't want to look after at all or ever,' Iles said, âthough I might do them the honour of getting to their funeral if they died early.' He stood and walked to the big window, standing companionably alongside Chandor. âYes, a magnificent setting. Emblematic.'
âI have to admit, Mr Iles, I'm proud when showing it off,' Chandor replied. âBut perhaps forgivably proud.'
âOh, entirely,' Iles said. âYou really mustn't blame yourself.'
âI'm so pleased you could visit, and I'm sure Maurice and Rufus will be, also, when I tell them.'
âWould I had been able to meet the two,' Iles said. âMr Lane liked to get what he termed “the full flavour” of a new company, and I follow him in that.'
Now and then, Manse Shale wondered about that psychiatrist woman with great legs in
The Sopranos
on TV. Shale could think of a lot of private things he would like to discuss with someone who had her kind of training re minds, and who did not go spreading what she heard. People in that job made a famous oath to keep their mouth shut about patients. Of course, her patient in the TV show, Tony Soprano, was just a total, savage fucking gangster and thug. All the same, Mansel did see two similarities with himself and his own position lately, especially lately.
First, certain troubles had begun to do his head in a bit, including a phone call from the school, and the mess-up of the Laguna project. Second, the troubles had to stay confidential â or as confidential as they could be. If he had a psychiatrist like that, flashing thigh at him in what would be known as âan advisory capacity', he would not try anything on, regardless of how suitable the consulting room was with upholstered settees, but he would just explain his problems to her and listen quietly to whatever she said back. And he would pay the fees â probably big, it didn't matter â he would pay the fees straight off out of his Medical Fund (Personal) without expecting anything more than these conversations. As Manse saw matters, a woman psychiatrist could have good legs or ordinary, but they was not the chief aspect of the meetings, which concerned conditions inside the brain. That's what psychiatrist meant â someone who knew about minds.
Tony Soprano, out strolling one day, thought ugly dead
fish on a shop slab turned into men he knew and spoke to him, so anyone could see he needed a psychiatrist. Nothing of this sort at all happened to Manse, and, in fact, he never went near a fishmonger's, but he felt confused and would of been glad of advice. That call from the school certainly upset him, plus how Harpur snuggled up to Chandor and his charmers on the marina pavement that failed Laguna day, like true mates. Some deal there?