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“That’s a rotten attitude.”

He shook his head. “Realistic.”

“I could have gassed you any number of times.”

“I don’t think so.”

I whipped the spray out, but before I could aim he’d knocked the canister from my hand and sent it flying across the room.

“Doesn’t count,” I said. “You were expecting it.”

He finished his sandwich and slid his dish into the dish-washer. “I’m always expecting it.”

“Where do we go from here?”

“We keep doing more of the same. Obviously we’re hitting a nerve.”

“I don’t like being a target.”

“You aren’t going to whine about this, are you?” He settled himself in front of the television and starting working the channel changer. He looked tired, sitting with his back against the wall, one leg bent at the knee. He locked in a late night show and closed his eyes. His breathing grew deep and even and his head slumped to his chest.

“I could gas you now,” I whispered.

He raised his head, but he didn’t open his eyes. A smile played at the corners of his mouth. “It’s not your style, Cupcake.”

H
E WAS STILL SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR
in front of the television when I got up at eight. I tiptoed past him and went out to run. He was reading the paper and drinking coffee when I returned.

“Anything in there about the bombing?” I asked.

“Story and pictures on page three. They’re calling it an unexplained explosion. Nothing especially interesting.” He looked over the top of the paper at me. “Dorsey left another message on your machine. Maybe you should see what he wants.”

I took a fast shower, dressed in clean clothes, slathered some aloe cream on my blistered face, and followed my scaly nose to the coffeepot. I drank half a cup while I read the funnies, and then I called Dorsey.

“We’ve got the analysis back from the lab,” he said. “It was definitely a bomb. Professional job. Of course, you can get a book out of any library will tell you how to do a professional bombing. You could build a fucking nuke if you wanted to. Anyway, I thought you’d want to know.”

“I suspected as much.”

“You have any ideas who would do such a thing?”

“No names.”

“How about Morelli?”

“That’s a possibility.”

“I missed you at the station yesterday.”

He was fishing. He knew there was something screwy about all of this. He just hadn’t figured it out yet. Welcome to the club, Dorsey. “I’ll try to get there today.”

“Try real hard.”

I hung up and topped off my coffee. “Dorsey wants me to come in.”

“Are you going?”

“No. He’s going to ask questions I can’t answer.”

“You should put in some time on Stark Street this morning.”

“Not this morning. I have things to do.”

“What things?”

“Personal things.”

He raised an eyebrow.

“I have some loose ends to tie up … just in case,” I said.

“Just in case what?”

I made an exasperated gesture. “Just in case something happens to me. For the past ten days I’ve been stalked by a professional sadist, and now I’m on the happy bomber’s hit list. I feel a little insecure, okay? Give me a break, Morelli. I need to see some people. I have a few personal errands to run.”

He gently peeled a strip of loose skin off my nose. “You’re going to be okay,” he said softly. “I understand that you’re scared. I get scared too. But we’re the good guys, and the good guys always win.”

I really felt like a jerk, because here was Morelli being nice to me, and what I actually wanted to do was hop on over to Bernie’s to buy a blender and get my free daiquiri mix.

“How were you planning on running these errands without the Jeep?” he asked.

“I retrieved the Nova.”

He winced. “You didn’t park it in the lot, did you?”

“I was hoping the bomber wouldn’t know it was my car.”

“Oh boy.”

“I’m sure I have nothing to worry about,” I said.

“Yeah. I’m sure, too. I’ll go down with you just to make double sure.”

I collected my gear, checked the windows, and reset the answering machine. Morelli was waiting for me at the door. We walked downstairs together, and we both paused when we reached the Nova.

“Even if the bomber knew this was your car, he’d have to be stupid to try the same thing twice,” Morelli said. “Statistically the second hit comes from a different direction.”

Made perfect sense to me, but my feet were stuck to the pavement and my heart was rocketing around in my chest. “All right. Here I go,” I said. “Now or never.”

Morelli had dropped to his belly and was looking under the Nova.

“What do you see?” I asked him.

“A hell of an oil leak.” He crawled out and got to his feet.

I raised the hood and checked the dipstick. Wonder of wonders, the car needed oil. I fed it two cans and slammed the hood down.

Morelli had taken the keys from the door handle and angled himself behind the wheel. “Stand back,” he said to me.

“No way. This is my car. I’ll start it up.”

“If one of us is going to get blown apart it might as well be me. I’m as good as dead if I don’t find that missing witness, anyway. Move away from the car.”

He turned the key. Nothing happened. He looked at me.

“Sometimes you have to smack it around,” I said.

He turned the key again and brought his fist down hard on the dash. The car coughed and caught. It idled rough and then settled in.

Morelli slumped against the wheel, eyes closed. “Shit.”

I looked in the window at him. “Is my seat wet?”

“Very funny.” He got out of the car and held the door for me. “Do you want me to follow?”

“No. I’ll be fine. Thanks.”

“I’ll be on Stark Street if you need me. Who knows … maybe the witness will show up at the gym.”

When I got to Bernie’s store I noticed people weren’t standing in line to go through the door, so I assumed I was in good shape for the daiquiri mix.

“Hey,” Bernie said, “look who’s here.”

“I got your message about the blender.”

“It’s this little baby,” he said, patting a display blender. “It chops nuts, crushes ice, mashes bananas, and makes a hell of a daiquiri.”

I looked at the price affixed to the blender. I could afford it. “Sold. Do I get my free daiquiri mix?”

“You bet.” He took a boxed blender to the register, bagged it, and rang it up. “How’s it going?” he asked cautiously, his eyes fixed on the singed stumps of hair that had once been eyebrows.

“It’s been better.”

“A daiquiri will help.”

“Without a shadow of a doubt.”

On the other side of the street, Sal was Windexing his front door. He was a pleasant-looking man, thick-bodied and balding, wrapped in his white butcher’s apron. So far as I knew, he was a small-time bookie. Nothing special. I doubted he was connected. So why would a guy like Kulesza, whose entire life centered on Stark Street, drive all the way across town to see Sal? I knew a few of Kulesza’s vital statistics, but I didn’t know anything of his personal life. Shopping at Sal’s was the only moderately interesting piece of information I had about Kulesza. Maybe Ziggy was a betting man. Maybe he and Sal were old friends. Maybe they were related. Now that I thought about it, maybe Sal would know about Carmen or the guy with the flat nose.

I chatted with Bernie for a few more minutes while I settled in to the idea of interviewing Sal. I watched a woman enter the shop and make a purchase. This seemed like a good approach to me. It would give me an opportunity to look around.

I promised Bernie I’d be back for bigger and better appliances and walked across the street to Sal’s.

CHAPTER
13

I
PUSHED THROUGH
S
AL’S FRONT DOOR
and went to the long case filled with steaks and ground meat patties and twinebound roasts.

Sal gave me a welcoming smile. “What can I do for you?”

“I was at Kuntz’s, buying a blender …” I held the bag up for him to see. “And I thought I’d get something for supper while I was here.”

“Sausage? Fresh fish? Nice piece of chicken?”

“Fish.”

“I got some flounder just caught off the Jersey shore.”

Probably it glowed in the dark. “That’ll be fine. Enough for two people.”

Somewhere in the back a door opened, and I could hear the drone of a truck motor. The door clanged shut, and the motor noise disappeared.

A man entered from the hallway beside the walk-in, and my heart jumped into triple time. Not only was the man’s nose smashed, but his entire face looked as if it had been pressed flat … as if it had been hit with a frying pan. I couldn’t know for sure until Morelli took a look, but I suspected I’d found the missing witness.

I was torn between wanting to jump up and down and make sounds of excitement and wanting to bolt and run before I was hacked up into chops and roasts.

“Got a delivery for you,” the man said to Sal. “You want it in the lockup?”

“Yeah,” Sal said. “And take the two barrels set by the door. One of them’s heavy. You’ll need the dolly.”

Sal’s attention turned back to the fish. “How you gonna cook these fillets?” he asked me. “You know you can pan fry them, or bake them, or stuff them. Personally, I like them fried. Heavy batter, deep fat.”

I heard the back door close after the guy with the flat face. “Who was that?” I asked.

“Louis. Works for the distributor in Philly. He brings up meat.”

“And then what does he take back in the barrels?”

“Sometimes I save up trim. They use it for dog food.”

I had to grit my teeth to keep from flying out the door. I’d found the witness! I was sure of it. By the time I got to the Nova I was dizzy with the effort of restraint. I was saved! I was going to be able to pay my rent. I’d succeeded at something. And now that the missing witness was found, I’d be safe. I’d turn Morelli in and have nothing more to do with Ziggy Kulesza. I’d be out of the picture. There’d be no reason for anyone to want to kill me … except, of course, Ramirez. And, hopefully Ramirez would be implicated sufficiently to put him away for a long, long time.

The old man across from Carmen’s apartment had said he’d been bothered by the noise from a refrigerator truck. Dollars to donuts it had been a meat truck. I couldn’t know for sure until I did another check on the back of Carmen’s apartment building, but if Louis had parked close enough he might have been able to ease himself down onto the roof of the refrigerator truck. Then he put Carmen on ice and drove away.

I couldn’t figure the connection with Sal. Maybe there was no connection. Maybe it was just Ziggy and Louis working as cleanup for Ramirez.

I had a decent view of Sal’s from where I sat. I shoved the key into the ignition and took one last look. Sal and Louis were talking. Louis was cool. Sal was agitated, throwing his hands into the air. I decided to watch awhile. Sal turned his back on Louis and made a phone call. Even from this distance I could see he wasn’t happy. He slammed the receiver down, and both men went into the walk-in freezer and reappeared moments later rolling out the trim drum. They shunted the drum down the hallway leading to the back exit. Louis reappeared a short while later with what appeared to be a side of beef slung over his shoulder. He deposited the meat in the freezer and rolled out the second drum. He paused at the back hallway and stared toward the front of the store. My heart skipped in my chest, and I wondered if he could see me snooping. He walked forward, and I reached for my Sure Guard. He stopped at the door and turned the little OPEN sign to CLOSED.

I hadn’t expected this. What did this mean? Sal was nowhere in sight, the store was closed, and so far as I knew it wasn’t a holiday. Louis left through the back hallway, and the lights went out. I got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. The bad feeling escalated to panic, and the panic told me not to lose Louis.

I put the Nova in gear and drove to the end of the block. A white refrigerator truck with Pennsylvania plates eased into traffic ahead of me, and two blocks later we turned onto Chambers. I would have liked nothing better than to drop the whole thing in Morelli’s lap, but I hadn’t a clue how to get in touch with him. He was north of me on Stark Street, and I was heading south. He probably had a phone in the van, but I didn’t know the number, and besides, I couldn’t call him until we stopped somewhere.

The refrigerator truck picked up Route 206 at Whitehorse. Traffic was moderately heavy. I was two car lengths back, and I found it fairly easy to stay hidden and at the same time keep sight of Louis. Just past the junction of Route 70 my oil light went on and stayed on. I did some vigorous swearing, screeched to a stop on the shoulder, poured two cans of oil with breakneck precision, slammed the hood, and took off.

I pushed the Nova up to eighty, ignoring the shimmy in the front end and the startled looks of other drivers as I rattled past them in my pussymobile. After an agonizing couple of miles I caught sight of the truck. Louis was one of the slower drivers on the road, holding his speed down to only ten miles an hour over the limit. I breathed a sigh of relief and fell into place. I prayed he wasn’t going far. I only had a case and a half of oil in the back seat.

At Hammonton Louis left turned onto a secondary road and drove east. There were fewer cars on this road, and I had to drop farther back. The countryside was rolling farmland and patches of woods. After about fifteen miles, the truck slowed and pulled into a gravel drive that led to a corrugated metal warehouse-type building. The sign on the front of the building said this was the Pachetco Inlet Marina and Cold Storage. Beyond the building I could see boats and beyond the boats the glare of sun on open water.

I sailed by the lot and made a U-turn a quarter mile up the road where it dead-ended at the Mullico River. I returned and did a slow drive-by. The truck was parked at the board walkway that led to the boat slips. Louis and Sal were out of the truck, leaning against the back step bumper, looking like they were waiting for something or someone. They were alone in the lot. It was a small marina, and it seemed that even though it was summer, most of the activity was still weekend-based.

I’d passed a gas station a few miles back. I decided it would be an inconspicuous place to wait. If Sal or Louis left the marina they’d go in this direction, back to civilization, and I could follow. There was the added advantage of a public phone and the possibility of getting in touch with Morelli.

The station was pre-computer age with two old-fashioned gas pumps on a stained cement pad. A sign propped on one of the pumps advertised live bait and cheap gas. The single-level shack behind the pumps was brown shingle patched with flattened jerry cans and assorted pieces of plywood. A public phone had been installed next to the screen door.

I parked, partially hidden, behind the station, and walked the short distance to the phone, happy for the opportunity to stretch my legs. I called my own number. It was the only thing I could think to do. The phone rang once, the machine answered, and I listened to my own voice tell me I wasn’t home. “Anybody there?” I asked. No reply. I gave the public phone number and suggested if anyone needed to get in touch with me I’d be at that number for an indeterminate number of minutes.

I was about to get back into my car when Ramirez’s Porsche sped by. This is curiouser and curiouser, I thought. Here we have a butcher, a shooter, and a boxer, meeting at the Pachetco Inlet Marina. It seemed unlikely that they were just three guys going fishing. If it had been anyone other than Ramirez who had driven down the road, I might have ventured closer to take a peek. I told myself I was holding back because Ramirez might recognize the Nova. This was only part of the truth. Ramirez had succeeded in his goal. The mere sight of his car sent me into a cold sweat of terror that left serious doubts about my ability to function through another confrontation.

A short time later, the Porsche hummed past me, en route to the highway. The windows were tinted, obscuring vision, but at best it could only seat two men, so that left at least one man at the marina. Hopefully, that one man was Louis. I made another call to my answering machine. This message was more urgent. “CALL ME!” I said.

It was close to dark before the phone finally rang.

“Where are you?” Morelli asked.

“I’m at the shore. At a gas station on the outskirts of Atlantic City. I’ve found the witness. His name is Louis.”

“Is he with you?”

“He’s down the road.” I briefed Morelli on the day’s events and gave him directions to the marina. I bought a soda from an outside machine and went back to do more waiting.

It was deep twilight when Morelli finally pulled up next to me in the van. There’d been no traffic on the road since Ramirez, and I was sure the truck hadn’t slipped by. It had occurred to me that Louis might be on a boat, possibly spending the night. I couldn’t see any other reason for the truck to still be in the marina lot.

“Is our man at the marina?” Morelli asked.

“So far as I know.”

“Has Ramirez come back?”

I shook my head no.

“Think I’ll take a look around. You wait here.”

No way was I doing any more waiting anywhere. I was fed up with waiting. And I didn’t entirely trust Morelli. He had an annoying habit of making beguiling promises and then waltzing out of my life.

I followed the van to the water’s edge and parked beside it. The white refrigerator truck hadn’t been moved. Louis wasn’t out and about. The boats tied up to the wharf were dark. The Pachetco Inlet Marina was not exactly a bustling hub of activity.

I got out of the Nova and walked around to Morelli.

“I thought I told you to wait at the gas station,” Morelli said. “We look like a fucking parade.”

“I thought you might need help with Louis.”

Morelli was out of the van and standing beside me, looking disreputable and dangerous in the dark. He smiled, and his teeth were startlingly white against his black beard. “Liar. You’re worried about your $10,000.”

“That too.”

We stared at each other for a while, making silent assessments.

Morelli finally reached through the open window, snatched a jacket off the front seat, pulled a semiautomatic from the jacket pocket, and shoved it into the waistband of his jeans. “I suppose we might as well look for my witness.”

We walked to the truck and peered inside the cab. The cab was empty and locked. No other cars were parked in the lot.

Nearby, water lapped at pilings, and boats groaned against their moorings. There were four board docks with fourteen slips each, seven to a side. Not all of the slips were in use.

We quietly walked the length of each dock, reading boat names, looking for signs of habitation. Halfway down the third dock we stopped at a big Hatteras Convertible with a flying bridge, and we both mouthed the boat’s name. “Sal’s Gal.”

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