Plunder: A Faye Longchamp Mystery #7 (Faye Longchamp Series) (22 page)

The linoleum floor was as worn and as clean as the floor at Liz’s place back home. The clattering racket from the kitchen was as loud. Someone with a voice as loud as Liz’s was hollering, “Three eggs, scrambled!”

Reminded of the joys of eating breakfast at suppertime, Faye hoped that fried eggs and grits were on the menu. She wouldn’t mind grabbing a quick bite before she handed Michael off to Amande and got back to work. Slipping a hand into her purse, she found a couple of jars of toddler food rolling around. Score! Eggs for her, chunky bits of mushy squash for Michael. Dinner was served.

She pulled her phone out of her pocket and texted Joe to tell him to find his own dinner, because she wasn’t cooking any.

Remembering that she’d come there to look for Amande, not to get some grits, Faye looked around and spotted her at a table in the back. She was surrounded by some familiar faces, and Faye was struck by how few of the familiar faces in this community were attached to people that she liked very much.

There sat Didi, completely ignoring Amande while she had an animated conversation with Steve Daigle. Faye, having taken more sociology and anthropology courses than was good for her, saw that Didi was a textbook example of seductive body language. Her hands went frequently to her hair, smoothing it back and tucking it behind one ear. She bent forward from the hips at an angle designed to accentuate breasts that were small but perky. The chicken wings she was eating gave her frequent excuses to run a single index finger over her wet lips before gently sucking off the grease.

Steve seemed to be enjoying the show, leaning down to make eye contact and running the fingertips of his right hand up and down Didi’s slender back.

Was Steve worth all that effort? Faye supposed he was attractive, if you liked a longhaired man shaped like a fireplug who had the face of a Pekingese puppy. Was Didi really attracted to him? Or did she just instinctively do these things the instant she smelled the pheromones of a human male…any human male? Had it crossed Didi’s mind that this man had been her sister’s husband until a week before? And had it crossed her mind that there was some possibility, however slight, that this man had killed her mother, just yesterday? In fact, anyone in the room could have done it. Maybe this would have been a good day for Didi to have a quiet dinner at home with her bereaved niece.

Instead, she was downing a shot and listening to inspired pickup lines like, “It’s been a long time since I saw a body like yours.”

Speaking of the bereaved niece, Amande did not appear to have absorbed Didi’s teachings on how to handle men. Her chair was backed as far into the corner as it would go, and her hands were folded in her lap. She offered no encouragement to the man sitting next to her, other than the look of adolescent infatuation on her sweet face. Faye’s maternal instincts rose up and demanded to know who the hell this man was, because he was clearly hitting on Amande and he was just as clearly too old for her.

Amande’s dinner companion was the scuba diver she’d been eying just the night before. He was a lot better looking than Steve, with a deep tan, close-cropped white-blond hair, and intelligent brown eyes. Faye might have approved, if he’d been ten years younger. As she approached, he was talking with his hands, saying, “I’ve seen sharks this big—big enough to eat me, but I must look like I taste bad.”

He wasn’t touching Amande, but he was deep into her personal space, which was probably why she’d retreated so far into the corner. She was giggling at his story, but she retained her nervous pose.

Then, because there weren’t enough sketchy men hanging around this underaged girl, Manny appeared at Amande’s side, dreadlocks swinging and earrings dangling. When he grasped the girl by the shoulder, Faye snatched Michael off his feet and crossed the remaining space between them in three steps.

Before she got there, the situation exploded. Manny used his other hand to pick up the full glass in front of Amande. He took a swig, then slammed it on the table in front of Didi so hard that half its contents sloshed into the young woman’s lap.

“Are you insane? What did you do, dump a full shot in the girl’s Sprite? Two?” He slapped a long-fingered hand on the wet table. “Get out! Get out now. All of you. And you, Didi? Don’t come back.”

“Don’t tell me you didn’t drink when you were her age, Manny. I thought it was time she learned to hold her liquor, and I thought it would be better if she was with me, so I could look out for her.”

Didi made her behavior sound so very reasonable.

Manny just shook his head and said, “There’s no need for us to be having this conversation. I already told you to get out of my establishment.”

Amande grabbed his arm in both her hands. “I wasn’t drinking it. I saw her pour the shot in there, and I knew better. Really, Manny. Don’t kick me out. I’m having a good time.”

He didn’t say anything. Faye’s judgment was that he was too angry to speak.

Amande pulled Manny’s arm hard, bringing his thin and dusky face down even closer to hers. “Are you saying I can’t come over here any more, just to hang out? Even without Didi? Where else am I going to go? I don’t have a boat. I don’t have a car. I don’t go to school. I don’t even have a backyard. Are you telling me I’m trapped on that houseboat, day and night?”

He leaned down closer to her than Faye liked. Dammit, this man was too old for Amande by
fifteen
years. “It was one thing when you were a little girl and I let you hang out here in the afternoons, before the drunks really got rolling. You’re too old for that now, Amande. You’re also too pretty. And you’re too young for…
this.
”

He made an impatient gesture, first in the direction of the half-empty drink in front of Didi and then toward the blond would-be suitor sitting next to Amande. Then he looked the suitor in the eye and said, “She’s underage, okay? Get out. All of you. And Amande, you go straight home. Don’t let anybody in the door but your idiot aunt.”

Joe appeared at Faye’s side, as the tanned man was leaning back in his chair, saying, “Hey, I didn’t know!” for the second time.

Amande looked at both Faye and Joe and said, “I didn’t drink any of it. Truly. I’m not stupid.”

“We know that,” Faye said. “I came over here to see if you’d like to babysit for a couple of hours.”

Amande cast a regretful eye in the direction of the handsome man who now seemed afraid to look at her, but she rose and said, “I’d love to spend some time with Michael.”

“Hold up,” Didi said. “What are you paying her to babysit?”

Faye wanted to say, “Are you her agent?” but she held her tongue. Instead she said, “Minimum wage.”

“Good,” Didi said. She looked at Amande and said, “I don’t know when I’ll be getting any income from the oil company stock. I guess I’ll get social security for you, but it’ll be a while coming. In the meantime, we can sure use some money, even if it’s just a couple hours of minimum-wage work.”

With that, she sauntered toward the door, with Steve two steps behind. Faye had no doubt that he would be following Didi home. Faye decided instantly that she would need Amande to babysit overnight.

Amande rose and made her way awkwardly out of the corner. She paused to say shyly, “I enjoyed talking to you, Dane.” The embarrassed man ducked his head and said, “Same here.”

Faye couldn’t miss the meaningful grip that Joe put on her elbow. Who was Dane and why did Joe know more about him than she did?

Joe pulled her aside and whispered in her ear, “A man at a pawn shop today told me that a man named Dane Sechrist had been in there looking for really old Spanish coins.”

“Sechrist?” Faye hissed, and a man sitting nearby turned to look at her, but Dane was still saying good-bye to Amande with the stiff body language of someone trying not to look like a pervert. Didi and Steve seemed not to notice the sound of Faye’s voice in their rush for the door. Amande was hanging her head too low to notice anything but her own misery.

Detective Benoit would need to know that they’d found someone whose name matched the note on Miranda’s refrigerator. According to the gossip Joe got at the pawn shop, he was known to be interested in the only thing stolen from the dead woman’s home—really old Spanish coins. He also seemed to have a possibly unhealthy interest in Miranda’s granddaughter.

Joe kept his lips next to Faye’s ear as he jerked his head in the direction of Didi’s departing backside.

“That woman’s planning to take every cent we pay Amande. Whatever minimum wage is, I think you should double it, and tell the girl to hide half from her aunt.”

She kissed his cheek as it brushed past her face. “That was my plan. And I do like the way you think.”

***

Stan Channing watched his wife saunter out into the darkness with another man. Didi never seemed to need him, unless there was nobody else around to pay for her drinks.

The big frizzy-haired man who was rubbing his hand over the small of his wife’s back wasn’t familiar to Stan, but he fit the description of a man who’d been asking nosy questions around town a couple of days before he showed up on his late mother-in-law’s doorstep. Stan had heard tell that this man had been looking for Miranda, probably since the day poor Justine passed. Stan’s guess was that he’d been looking for all the people who might have a competing claim on the stuff he’d inherited from Justine.

Stan knew scummy men like Steve Daigle very well, since he had a scummy streak himself. He’d guess that when Steve had laid eyes on his dead wife’s very attractive sister, he had decided that it would be far more pleasant to use romance than the law to wangle a rent-free houseboat.

Once Steve found out Amande existed, he might have thought she was going to be an obstacle to his plan to stop paying rent. That was because Steve didn’t know Didi. If the law put her in charge of her niece, then she’d find a way right quick to spend Amande’s money as if it were her own. If Steve had a gram of sense, and Stan wasn’t sure that he did, then he’d do whatever it took to keep Didi interested. Living on a paid-for boat and sleeping with the very talented Didi would not be a bad life.

In fact, Stan would have preferred that life to the one he was living. Damn that woman for her pretty face and her distracting curves.

***

Faye balanced two takeout boxes on one hip while she counted out the cash to pay Manny. If she ran to the cabin at top speed, her eggs would still be hot when she sliced open their yolks and stirred them into her creamy grits, and Joe’s omelet would still be tender and light. If she moved any slower than a full-out run, their eggs would be rubbery and their grits would turn into glue. Joe had gone ahead to feed Michael and make a pot of coffee, so there should be nothing to keep supper from hitting the table about ten seconds after she arrived.

It was too bad that Manny’s place offered a nightly floor show that began whenever his patrons got drunk enough to be entertaining. Tonight, Didi and Stan had moved the floor show out into the parking lot, so Faye nearly got herself ensnared in their drama by the simple act of walking out the door. Three misbehaving adults stood between Faye and her quiet supper with Joe. Not anxious to be drawn into the confrontation, she stepped into the shadows, fully aware that her grits were coagulating as she waited.

“How d’you think you’re gonna come out in the divorce, Didi?” Stan’s voice was quavery and his words were slurred. He didn’t hold his liquor nearly so well as his wife did.

She rested a fist on her cocked hip. “You make a good salary, when you don’t gamble it away. I imagine I’ll see some alimony out of you.”

“Not if I can prove adultery. Which won’t be hard.”

He swayed on his feet, which Steve took as an aggressive movement toward Didi. He stepped into the gap between man and wife, then showed that he was drunker than he looked by swinging at Stan and missing. Faye was glad for Stan’s sake that Steve’s fist had passed his jaw by. Steve might have been drunk, but he carried some weight, and he’d put every ounce of it behind that punch. He was still regaining his balance when Manny hustled himself out the door.

Manny grabbed Stan by both shoulders and steered him away from Steve and his fists. “What are you doing, man? You know she ain’t worth it. Don’t let your pride put you in jail. Or get you killed.”

Stan didn’t acknowledge him, hollering over his shoulder at Didi instead. “Maybe
I’ll
get alimony. If they don’t stop that damn oil from dumping in the gulf,
I’ll
be the one out of work, and you’re fixing to inherit Miranda’s stuff. How will it feel to write
me
a check every month, bitch?”