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Politics:
A process by which a group of elected representatives make collective decisions for all the people to abide by.

Escorts:
Individuals who accompany people to social events and/or for private conversation in exchange for money. Sometimes sex is involved, sometimes not.

Blackmail:
A crime committed by a desperate person who wants something, and is holding something over someone else’s head to get it.

“Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is watching.”

  

—C. S. Lewis

Dear Mr. Big,

I’ll bet you think this book is about you, now that it’s all said and done, right? Well, you’re wrong. It’s not. It’s about me, Money “Queens” Watts, pimptress-slash-madam, and how the world of politics, escorts, and blackmail came to a head, all in one day in 2012. It’s about my side of the escort coin. The side of running a business, Lip Service, that provided sex for money. Hooking. The oldest profession ever.

This is my own version of sex and the city. Sex in the Big Apple. Sex with big names. Sex for big money. Sex that made big news. You were Mr. Big. But now…well, like I said, this story is not about you.

As you know, I was the provider, or organizer, of this money ship. And they, the clients, were also called hobbyists. Some called them Johns. I think the word
John
is too generic when you’re dealing with greedy men of power who seek uncomplicated lust, oh excuse me, uncomplicated dates, at all costs. Especially when you’re talking about political figures. What you don’t know is that I knew the mind of politicians, and their need for sex, like I knew the back of my hand. Politicians might be in an arena of lawmaking and legislation, but they still fuck, oh sorry again, date. And as long as someone is willing to “date” them undercover to feed their entitlement hunger, there will always be sneaky, unfaithful men or even women who get some on the side, simply because they’re in a position of power to do so. Most are the guys who didn’t get laid in school but now that they have fame and fortune, they feel entitled, married or not.

I did it over the Internet on my own exclusive escort website, but most times, for the regulars and VIPs, it was over the phone to my booker, who took information and processed calls. We had two hundred different 888 numbers, routed to one main number. You couldn’t join my website and post a profile page like you were on some dating or adult site, hoping for the hookup. My site was informational only. You’d go there and look it over, and pick who you wanted for a date based on their photo and description, and then call us. Hazel eyes, five foot nine, one hundred thirty pounds, with a body shot from the neck down, or five foot six, one hundred forty-three pounds, chocolate brown eyes, dressed like a businesswoman, leaving much to the imagination, and so on. No slutty shots. Classy all the way. And those pictures were nothing more than stock photos.

My shit was no street corner operation. These were not harlots, or escorts of ill repute. This was not a brothel or some prostitute strolling the streets. This was about arranging for a sophisticated man or woman to escort you to dinner, and then possibly going somewhere after for an intimate evening. If the two of you skipped the dinner, that was fine, your call. It always comes down to what two consenting adults choose to do. That’s it. No different than a first date with someone who doesn’t call the next day. Only there’s a nameless booker who gets ten percent off the top. I’d split the rest fifty-fifty with my escorts. And at anywhere from one to three thousand dollars per hour or more, sometimes even thirty thousand per weekend, we did very, very well.

I provided a necessary service, and my escorts were excellent at what they did. Even better at separating the thin line that stretched from the legal end to the illegal end. The loophole in the system gave us a tiny bit of wiggle room, and that wiggle room was our friend. I could smell a rat, or a raid, a mile way. That’s why I dealt with high-profile hobbyists and not just your average Johns. Attract the politicians or celebrities, or the most elite businessmen. They have a lot to lose. They’ll stick to their story of innocence while being strapped down for a lie detector test. If you have a video of them caught dead in the act, they’ll swear on their momma’s grave it wasn’t them.

Funny how the very people who make the laws are sometimes the ones who patronize the offense. Laws? Please. I made my own.

I guess you think you got me, huh? You think this is a damn game? This is
my
world. I came from a place of espionage and government cover-ups. I’m made from my father’s stock. I worked hard to charm and seduce and gain the trust of wealthy political figures to build my impressive clientele list, and you think you’re gonna come up and do this? Yeah, you must think this a joke.

Everyone who turned their backs on me is going to get theirs. And you, you better watch out because you might end up with the same fate.

Strap on your strap-on, I mean seat belt, and listen up.

Because you don’t know the real story…

Ciao

Republican presidential candidate Philadelphia mayor Kalin Graves took an early lead in the polls with New York senator Darrell Ellington on his heels. However, the entry of several new candidates this month has drawn an interesting mix of contenders.

One

Money

Tuesday—May 10, 2011

T
he skies were dark on a cold morning in late spring, though the sun was sure to show its face by seven and warm things up about twenty degrees, into the fifties. The cold chill of the below-zero weather of winter had ended months earlier.

It was very early, 5:01 on a Tuesday, after Money—her actual birth name—exited her large, brick, six-bedroom, red roof Tudor home in the exclusive Forest Hills Gardens area, a neighborhood in Queens only fourteen blocks long. She held a NY travel mug with her last few sips of black coffee and hopped her frame into the back of a yellow cab, sat back against the faded leather seat, and told the dark-skinned driver simply, “Belvedere Hotel.” As she crossed her long legs, she felt the strain in her defined calves, brought on by her regular, forty-five-minute elliptical workout.

The driver nodded, pulled the flag to start the meter, and took off down the sloping, curved street. He was the one whom the taxi company would send whenever Money needed to go into the city. She was claustrophobic and hated the subway, so she didn’t mind the fifty-dollar one-way ride, and she knew he wouldn’t try to stiff her by taking the long way. What he knew was that she’d tip him 50 percent of the fare. His only question was, basically, which hotel?

She was on her way to play the part of Queens, the name her hobbyists knew her by.

The cab driver turned down the radio just as the story ended about the Republican Party presidential primaries and the candidates who had declared thus far. To her surprise, two out of the six were on Money’s client list, disguised as Mr. 11 and Mr. 51 in her little pink book—Philadelphia mayor Kalin Graves and New York senator Darrell Ellington, respectively. She wondered how that would play out. Just one more reason to keep things in line.

She had expected her company’s bookings to slow down with the elections about to gear up, but experience told her that pressure breeds needs, and that could prove beneficial to an agency known for guaranteeing privacy and discretion. Which was why she wasn’t worried. She sipped her brew and made the backseat her temporary office.

Money glanced at her gold Movado watch. It normally took her half an hour to get to midtown Manhattan to meet her very regular client for their 6:00 pre-work sex appointment. He was so regular, in fact, that sometimes he’d come to her home for an in-call. But being that her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Jamie Bitters, was back on again, Money decided it would be best to have an out-call for now.

Jamie was a client who, after their first time together, couldn’t wait to come back again. By the second and third times, he paid to extend the dates. He’d share pictures of his kids and talk about his childhood. By their fourth time together, he asked her out. He was a former chief deputy sheriff for New York who had been fired for using a county credit card for personal use. One week after he lost his job he filed for bankruptcy, and due to his questionable reputation he found himself unemployable.

Money knew the deal. She was his cash cow. She admitted it to herself and to him. But Jamie’s affections were at times a much-needed escape from the realities of her world. It still amounted to sex for money, only he was escorting her in her life.

In the meantime, he also stood in as the bodyguard and driver for Lip Service. He was always on standby, but was rarely called. Yet she still kept him on the payroll just in case.

Money was the eldest daughter of her half-French father, Arthur Watts, who worked as a French diplomat in London. He was accustomed to the world of politics and keeping things undercover. He spoke three languages and had also moonlighted as a spy for the Russians.

She and her family had lived in London for years and then moved to Atlanta after her father got caught red-handed with Russian hookers in a hotel room in Moscow. Funny thing was, he never got caught giving away government secrets to the Russians. But his greedy penis and the world of hookers brought him to a fast halt. He was caught on tape receiving oral sex, and was blackmailed for money. He gave up every red cent the family had to keep the tape from being leaked. But a copy was sent to government officials anyway, and he was soon fired. It was also sent to the Mrs. Life was funny that way. The same act that brought him down years ago now made his daughter, Money, a multimillionaire.

Through the fallout of the scandal, he and Money’s mother, Beverly Watts, stayed together. She was a retired high-fashion model from Sudan who traveled across the world before Money and her baby sister were born. He’d stayed with her in spite of her indiscretions as well. She’d slept with a possessive married designer who caught her and two other models in the act of a threesome. In a fit of jealousy, he fired her from fashion week in Milan, but let the other two stay on. After that, her modeling career was pretty much over.

Her mom and dad claimed not to know what she did for a living, but she knew her father’s greed and love of money wouldn’t allow him to object. Cash was what he claimed made the world go round, which was why he named his oldest daughter Money. It’s what he hungered for. He was distant when it came to anyone but his wife, which also included his daughters.

Money glanced out the window of the cab to check on their location. She looked down and pressed her middle finger along the touch screen of her phone, thinking back to her tough conversation with Midori, her independent contractor, or IC.

Four days earlier, they had talked in the lobby of the Algonquin Hotel on Club Row. During that conversation, Money had a look on her face like she was pissed off, upset, and disgusted. Midori, also known by her escort name of Brooklyn, looked both sweet and worried.

As they sat on the sofa in the lobby, Money turned to Midori and said, “So tell me what happened and don’t give me some lame-ass, cockamamie story, either.”

Midori replied, “Bailey’s just jealous. He’s making up stories.”

“Oh really? What’s he jealous of?”

“He knows about Virgil.”

“And how does he know anything about your private life, Midori?”

“I guess he followed me. Maybe he’s been watching me.” Midori acted stumped.

“You guess? Midori, listen to me. This is a problem. Are you laying up with him, talking about you instead of listening? Are you breaking the rules?”

She said, “No.”

“No rule breaking, huh? Then answer me this: How is it I send you to meet Bailey at the St. Regis, and you take money from him on the side?”

“I did not.”

“Then tell me what happened in the hotel room? Why was it damaged?”

“It wasn’t damaged when I left him there.”

Money asked, “So, you didn’t tear up the room and threaten to accuse him of roughing you up?”

“No. He said that?”

“I said that.”

“You know I make enough money. I wouldn’t do that just to get some extra cash from a client. He’s the problem, not me. What I didn’t tell you is that Bailey’s guilty of escort bonding. He said he loves me,” Midori explained.

“When did he say that?”

“A while ago.”

“See, that’s something you should’ve told me as soon as it happened. I wouldn’t have assigned you to him. He’s good money, but he won’t be requesting you again, I guarantee you that. He’s no longer a client. I smell trouble.”

“Okay.”

“What’s up with you and Virgil, your little whiz kid from MIT? Please tell me you two aren’t still serious?”

“It’s coming along.”

“And he still doesn’t know what you do?”

“No. He thinks I’m a Realtor.”

“It’s too close for comfort, Midori. He’s Senator Ellington’s stepson.”

“Yes. And that’s something I wanted to talk to you about. See, the other night, Virgil was talking about playing around on the computer. He’s doing this tech job and with his IT training, he said he knows how to hack into e-mail. He’s talking—well, joking—about hacking into Mayor Graves’s personal e-mail account.” She gave a slim laugh.

Money shook her head. “Midori, that geeky mama’s boy is looking for something on Mayor Graves that would embarrass him and his family and cause damage to his political career. That’s called blackmail, not a joke or prank. And he’d do it just so his own mother can be First Lady, and you know I’m right. But he could also do years in prison for wire fraud and identity theft, and more. He really thinks he’d be able to get away with something like that?”

Midori replied, “He wouldn’t really do it. He was just talking. Sometimes he acts like he’s a young Bill Gates or something.” She laughed again, a nervous laugh.

Money kept a straight face. “I see nothing funny. What the hell is it you see in a nerd like him, anyway?”

“He’s nice.”

“Look at you, Midori, still looking for your knight in shining armor? Still looking for love to take you away, like in the movie
Pretty Woman
, huh? You’re a love junkie.”

“No, I’m not.”

“It’s sad that your little boyfriend has no idea that the dirt he’ll uncover could be his own. If he goes through with this, he’d not only uncover evidence linking Mayor Graves to escorts, but he’d open a whole ugly can of worms that would expose his stepfather’s other life. I’m sure nobody knows that Ellington pays for sex. Not only would it expose him, but Lip Service as well. And that’s not gonna happen. I won’t let it. Virgil had better watch himself. Your boyfriend’s so busy trying to blackmail the enemy, he’ll end up destroying his own political family.”

“I’ve got him, Money.”

“Yeah, well, you’d better.”

“I do.”

“Handle it.”

“I will.” Midori then asked, “How’d you know about the room being torn up? I mean, did the hotel complain or did he tell you that mess?”

Money only said, “Don’t try to change the subject. Look at me.”

Midori did.

“You’d better handle this, and quick before I have someone else handle him. I’ve been at this for years, and I have a lot to lose. My clients have a lot to lose. I’m not going to let anyone ruin this. If you don’t fix it, I’ll do it myself with one phone call.”

“I’m begging you, no. Please tell me you wouldn’t do anything to Virgil.”

Money crossed her leg toward her. “Midori, just because you’re my sister, doesn’t mean I’m going to let you fuck this up. We’re deep in New York City politics, and right now, there’s porn and kinky sex on tons of government computers as we speak. It’s the perfect place to make money for the service we can provide. And it’s gonna stay perfect. Before I let some amateur, sorry-ass blackmail scheme happen, I’ll do what I have to do.”

Midori was silent.

Money continued, “You could learn a thing or two from Leilani. You need to stay clean—and keep this simple and easy.” She held out an envelope. “Brooklyn has been requested, so get your shit together. I’m flying you to the Florida Keys for a late dinner, and then two full days with a Long Island physician. Meet him at the Little Palm Island hotel tonight at nine. Your flight is at four. All of the info is in there.”

Midori took it. “Four?”

“Yes, four. This is a five-figure weekend for both of us. Don’t be late. And tell your little nerdy boyfriend whatever you need to in order to make this happen.”

“I’ll be there in time for the flight.” Midori stood up.

“And?”

“And I’ll keep Virgil in check. Bye.” Midori walked away, switching her grand hips.

Money shook her head, as if to shake away the memory of that conversation, and gave a long sigh, sipping her last bit of coffee. It was painful to put her foot down like that with her sister, but she had to let Midori know she was no-nonsense, and that she would not risk her freedom or her life for anyone.

She knew her sister had arrived back from the Florida Keys the previous evening and thought about calling her, but decided not to, just to give Midori a little more time to let the seriousness of it all sink in. She had already informed the booker not to respond to requests from the Navy vet, Bailey Brenner, who was catching serious feelings for Midori.

Money looked down at her phone again and saw that her booker had just sent a text that all three ICs were booked for the day. In order to give Midori time to rest up after her trip, Midori was assigned a late evening with her regular, Mr. 91.

Leilani had two appointments, one with Mr. 51, her usual. And Kemba had one with Ms. 101, a high-paying, bisexual professional basketball player who preferred pussy but liked a little dick every now and then.

Money realized it would be a good day financially, and she was prepared for the work ahead of her. Her job was to fulfill fantasies, plain and simple.

She put her empty travel mug into her oversized purse that had its usual contents; bottled water, her iPad, ID, credit card reader, regular and large condoms, lube, makeup, baby wipes, cell phone, a device to detect cameras and wires, and Altoids. She was plucked, waxed, lotioned up, and dabbed with subtle body oil between her breasts. She never wore anything potent enough to leave a scent on her date. She was ready to perform.

By 5:34, Money looked up. The cab driver had already made a right at Sixth Avenue and slowed to pull up to the small, elegant hotel in the theater district.

“Fifty-two dollars even,” he said, as he turned off the meter.

Money had her regular seventy-five dollars folded up and ready. She handed it to him, grabbed her bag, and exited, wearing her tight, white skirt suit. She headed into the hotel as the cab pulled away.

One thing she knew about going to a place of business, as opposed to a private residence, was that the employees, doormen, whoever, would see it all. Money knew that the more confident and nonchalant she seemed, the quicker she could check in, get the keycard, and head up to the room as though she was on routine business. She never dressed too flashy. No loud colors. Just a business suit or conservative dress and high heels, hair up in a bun, smiling.

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