Authors: Freya North
âMountain Day? Miss Fenton, it's the best â the bell, like, sounds four times, everybody meets on the hockey field and we all, like, hit the mountains for the day â it's just the best. Mr Jonson organizes it. No one knows when it'll be â not even Mr Mateland. It's so cool.'
Polly absorbed the detail, ignored the repetitious element of Heidi's explanation, and nodded. âOK,' she said, âbut why footie?'
âHey?'
âSoccer.'
âYou're from England, right!' Heidi announced as if Miss Fenton had lost her mind.
âThe home of the game?' stressed AJ, perturbed by Miss Fenton's blank expression.
Laurel's hand shot up as she closed the lid of her lap-top.
âLaurel?'
âBet you were born with your boots on!'
How ever am I going to let them down gently?
âYo!' called curly-hair-snub-nose-Ben, his arm stretched, â
Up the Arsenal!
Is that right?' he quickly added, with sincerity.
âCome on you reds!'
chanted TC.
âScumming home, scumming home, football's scumming home,' sang TC, who presumed that to scum for home was particularly fancy footwork all players should aspire to.
âYou gonna coach us or what?' asked Dick, slapping podgy hands down on the desk and fixing Miss Fenton with a look of hope mixed with exasperation.
âI'm frightfully sorry to disappoint you,' Polly said, wondering where on earth the adverb had come from, âbut I've never kicked a football in my life.'
The class stared at her in disbelief. A further, conclusive shrug from Miss Fenton saw hurt and disappointment criss-cross the ten faces.
âHow about netball?'
Begrudgingly, the class said they'd meet her in the main gym at lunch-time, if there was a free court.
The main gym at lunch-time. It was free and Polly's jaw dropped.
Look at it! And this is only the main gym â there's another one too, and a weights room and a stretch studio as well.
Looking around at the superbly maintained hall, Polly couldn't wait to describe it all to Megan. Suddenly, she had an overwhelming surge of sympathy for The Jen Carter Person as she recalled the BGS gym; its frayed ropes, plastic-covered mats that clung cruelly to sweaty legs, and the floor with the varnish chipped into tessellations by squadrons of nimble-fingered games-wary girls. And the ceiling that served to amplify their squawks and protestations. She also realized with some guilt that she had quite a lot to recount to Megan, having been most uncharacteristically lax in her correspondence.
âRighty ho!' called Polly, positioning her class and some bystanders who wanted to join in, into some semblance of two netball teams. âBlast, no bibs!' Hastily, she scribbled capital letters on to paper and safety-pinned them to the students' shirts.
âWhat's “ga”?' asked blond-hair-Ben suspiciously.
âGoal Attack,' Polly explained, pinning a large âC' to Laurel and deciding that Dick would be safest as âGD'. (âCool,' he said, to her relief.)
The game lasted twelve and a half minutes before the players went on strike.
â
What?
' Heidi exclaimed, squinting at Miss Fenton to make double sure it was English she was speaking, âyou can't
run
? With the
ball
? You gotta
stop
and pass it on?'
Whistles of incredulity and snorts of disbelief ricochetted around the hall.
âHey Miss Fenton,' Lauren called to save the day, âhow about we teach
you
basketball?'
âIt'll be the best twelve and a half minutes of your life,' AJ assured her, flipping his cap round back to front.
âYes, siree,' confirmed Forrest.
âGame on!' TC chanted and clapped.
After quarter of an hour, Polly had to admit that basketball was a âfar superior' game to netball (âDoes that mean she likes it?' asked Lauren quietly. âI guess so,' said Ed). âHowever,' she continued, âmy leg is killing me â so I shall bow out gracefully and watch from the sidelines.'
âI sure am sorry âbout that,' said AJ, who had collided with her at high speed and, being big for his age, had come off scot-free. Polly brushed away his apology while he shook his head gravely.
âStiff upper lip and all that!' she explained, wondering how to make hers rigid because the pain from her leg was causing it to quiver.
âGo see Mr Jonson,' Heidi suggested. âThat's what he's, like, here for â his office is off of the weights room through there.'
You can't be Mr Jonson, the athletic trainer. You're a film star, surely?
âMr Jonson?'
âYes?'
You
are
Mr Jonson? Wait till I tell Meg!
âUm, I'm Polly Fenton.'
âHey,' Mr Jonson smiled, beach-blond and brawny, and looking fantastic in his jogging pants and cosy sweatshirt, âI'm Chip.'
âChip?' Polly repeated, wondering, but only as an aside, if he had actually been christened that way, âI've never met anyone called Chip. I'm Polly.'
âDitto Polly,' Chip laughed, walking towards her and shaking her hand. âAren't you the chick who puts the kettle on?'
Polly put her hands on her hips and smiled wryly.
âAh yes,' she countered slowly, âI remember you, you're Fish-and!'
Chip held his hands up in surrender and nodded.
She is cute. I had no idea. It's a whole month into term and I had no idea.
âPardon?' said Polly.
âI was thinking, you must have been here a month and I had no idea,' he shrugged.
â'Bout what?' Polly asked.
â'Bout who's standing in for Jen Carter,' Chip explained. âI guess I just don't have much cause to go to the main buildings, being the Athletic Trainer. Hell, Stuyvesant House could burn down and I'd probably not know. I'm kinda out of the way here.'
âWhat does an athletic trainer do exactly?' Polly asked, perusing the walls of Chip's office. âWe don't have such things in our school, in England full stop, I don't think,' she continued, admiring the array of photos depicting him excelling in a variety of sports. A cabinet full of medals and trophies too. What a hero!
âWell,' said Chip, âI'm on call if there's a sports-related injury. Or if a kid's training, I'll devise a programme. If they have a bad back, or whatever, I see to it. I administer physio, rehab, hydrotherapy â you know?'
âReally!' Polly gasped in awe, pitying poor Miss Henry who looked like a man but preferred women and was head of P.E. at BGS. â
Hydro
therapy?'
âSure,' shrugged Chip. âWe have a couple of whirlpools,' he explained, as if they should be no more eye-opening than a couple of table-tennis tables. âSo what can I do for you? Or did you just come by to say hi?'
âHi, hullo. Actually, it's my
leg
,' Polly stressed. âYoung AJ and I collided.'
âNot on some fine detail of Shakespeare, surely â I know the kid's opinionated but hey!'
âNo no!' Polly laughed, warming to Chip's wit and smile. âBasketball. And anyway, it's Hardy at the mo'.'
âKiss me?' asked Chip, turning his head and looking at Polly through slanted eyes.
âPardonwhat?' Polly reacted whilst struggling against being swallowed whole by his gaze.
âKiss me Hardy?'
Chip illumined, the picture of innocence.
Look at that picture of him finishing the Boston Marathon. How can anyone look that composed and, um, pleasing, after twenty-six miles?
âAnd 385 yards,' said Chip, reading her mind.
â
Thomas,
' she stressed, leaping back on to safer ground, âHardy. Thomas Hardy.'
âI gathered,' Chip said, motioning Polly to a chair while he drew another up close.
â
Far from the Madding Crowd
,' Polly continued vaguely, wondering if Chip's tan was genuine.
âYup,' said Chip, âas I said, I'm pretty cut off out here. Now, let's take a look at this leg. You want to take your pants down?'
What!
No!
Yes?
âYour trousers?' he spelt out with a âw' and a âz'.
Yes!
No?
Polly rolled down her leggings, suddenly horribly aware of her bikini-line fuzz, pale thighs and rather bristly lower legs. Chip placed cool hands around her calf and lifted her leg on to his lap, admiring her smooth milky skin to himself.
âPlay much?' he asked, pressing gently. âThis hurt?'
âNo and yes!' Polly all but yelled. Chip winced for her, holding her leg steady. And tenderly. And for longer than was probably necessary, not that Polly would have known. He hovered his hand above it; kept it there, suspended. Polly could feel a cushion of heat. Odd. It was soothing. It gave her a strange feeling.
âThat's one helluva whack you've gotten yourself, lady!'
â
Dialect words
,' she quoted, in a bid to belittle the blush she knew she wore. â
Those terrible marks of the beast to the truly genteel
.'
âHey?' asked Chip.
âHardy,' Polly nodded, adding âThomas' quickly before Chip could quote Nelson again.
âYou calling me an animal?' he laughed, hovering a fist above her throbbing shin.
âNo, no, no. I'm far too genteel,' Polly heard herself say.
Chip sent her on her way with some arnica, a cool pack, and his assurance that there was no damage done.
A very private, quiet side of Polly wasn't so sure.
Nor, Chip realized, removing the photograph of Jen from his desk and relegating it to the bottom drawer, was he.
Max was shopping at Budgens in Belsize Park because he couldn't face the one-way system encircling Sainsbury's in Camden Town; he didn't like Safeway because the television adverts irritated him supremely, and Waitrose in Swiss Cottage was far too extravagant midweek (which made the Rosslyn Delicatessen in Hampstead a luxury completely out of the question). Yet he loathed Budgens intensely. He only needed a few basics, few of which the store had anyway, but there he was, he realized, mainly because it was Polly's stamping ground and therefore offered some connection, some comfort in lieu of the real thing. In lieu of an overdue letter.
He bought half a basketful of provisions and was about to make a swift exit when the Lottery machine and the passport-photo machine suggested he do otherwise.
I'll buy a ticket for Polly!
I'll pose for some daft passport photos to send with it!
He procrastinated for some time over which numbers to pick before marking off six boxes.
27 for her age, 30 for mine, 5 for the years we've been together (and the weeks we've now been apart), 19 for the date in December when she'll be home for Christmas. Damn, two more. 13 because I'm not suspicious, I mean superstitious, and because it equals âM' in the alphabet. 16, likewise, for âP'.
âHow will I know if she's won?' he asked the sales assistant who regarded him most warily, not imagining that there was anyone in the UK who had never before bought a Lottery ticket.
âIt flashes up half-way through
Blind Date,
' she informed him as if he was a halfwit.
âOn the television?' Max asked, to her stupefied look. âWhen's it on?
Blind Date
?' he pressed, thinking the girl's grimace of exasperation was merely some unfortunate facial mishap.
âSa-Urday nigh-,' she said, dropping her ât's in mystification, â'bou- eigh-.'
Max thanked her and asked her what coins he needed for the passport-photo machine.
While waiting for the snaps to develop, a sickening lurch hit his stomach.
Oh bloody hell, the ice-cream!
He'd treated himself to a comfort-size tub of Häagen-Dazs âCookie Dough Dynamo' which he had no intention of sharing with Dominic, no matter how starving his brother might be, how hard he might plead, how temptingly he might bribe. Currently, the tub was at the bottom of the plastic bag; Max could feel it because he was holding the bag next to him as he waited by the whirring passport machine. He looked at his watch and then at the store's clock and estimated he had been faffing around, gambling and posing, for at least fifteen minutes since paying for his goods. He added on another ten minutes since he had plucked the ice-cream from the freezer cabinet and placed it with relish in the then empty basket.
Still the machine rumbled and clicked and though he looked up the chute he could see nothing. He sat down, alongside a cackle of old ladies, on the orange chairs provided by the store.
Nothing for it, I'll have to salvage what I can.
He took the ice-cream tub from the bag and gave it a gentle squeeze. It yielded ominously quickly to his touch. He eased the lid off easily and pulled back the film cover, licking it meticulously. Slowly, he licked at the goopy surface of the ice-cream. Actually, it hadn't melted much at all. But enough, all the same, to warrant him lapping at the softer parts.
âLike the cutest puppy,' Jen Carter, bearing witness to the whole episode while she waited in the queue, said to herself.
As Max was waiting for the machine to blow-dry the photos which had finally appeared, a blonde woman, lean and too tanned for this time of year, approached him.
âLooks like you could use one of these,' she said in an American accent, offering him a Maryland cookie. He looked at her bewildered.
How can biscuits help with drying photos?
âSorry?' he said, a quick glance at the machine to see that the blow-drying was still in operation.
Come on, machine.
âFor your ice-cream?' said the woman, tapping the tub with the biscuit packet. âLike, in place of a
spoon
.'