Authors: Judith Cutler
âAnd are you going to, Gaffer?'
âWell, I asked him a question or two, as it happens. Like had they found out who the lady in question was. And they'd got no idea. I take it you didn't check her sports bag.'
âI didn't want to tread on anyone's toes, Gaffer,' Kate said virtuously. Then she grinned. âBut Guljar did, of course.'
âFair enough. What would you have looked for if you had?'
âCar keys with a helpful fob. House keys ditto. After all, I didn't see a handbag, and she was a bit grown up for a name-tape in her coat.'
âAnything else?'
âAnything to give us an idea who she was.'
âAnd there was nothing?' Rowley shook her head.
âNot even a bus pass!' Why was Rowley banging on about elementary police work? And now she was waving a half-eaten sandwich to prompt Kate to continue.
Which she did. âSo we have an anonymous woman who hides her identity and walked to Brayfield Centre. Or paid cash on a bus. And had no money to buy a drink or get home.'
âYes, we're on the same wavelength. And so, by the time I'd asked the same questions of our young colleague in Kings Heath, was he. Not that he liked having to accept advice from a woman he clearly sees as in her dotage,' Sue said grimly. âAnyway, I think we might get our forensic post mortem. Want to be there?' she asked, ultra-casually.
Since Christmas, every time there'd been a stiff, someone had wanted to know if Kate wanted to watch Patrick Duncan cut it up. The news had evidently got round very quickly that Kate and he were no longer an item. The joke was wearing distinctly thin but Kate would not bite.
âNot our stiff,' she said, equally casually.
âTrue. OK, off you go. Just one thing, Kate,' she added mock-wistfully, âyou couldn't change your tennis lesson to another day? Only Kings Heath seems to like its crime on Tuesdays.'
Kate got to her feet, grinning at the pallid joke.
Sue shrugged. âWhich reminds me â any news of the old dears and their budgie?'
âI'll have to ask Guljar for an up-date on the lorry business. But I'm sure they'll get a tidy sum from the driver's insurance. Well, his or his employer's. The daughter's a barrister: I wouldn't like her on my trail! Anyway, her parents â and Billy the budgie â have settled in OK: I had a postcard yesterday morning. They tell me they're going to take their daughter's garden in hand.' And Kate was pretty sure that she would have a round tuit, whatever that might turn out to be, ready and waiting for them.
Â
âA charity! All that land owned by a charity! The
same
charity!' Kate must have sounded as incredulous as she felt. She pulled up a chair to Colin's desk and waited for more.
Colin nodded. âYes. A charity. An old and respectable one, too. You've heard of Anna Seward?'
âNo,' Kate said blankly. âShould I have done?'
Colin flung his hands in the air, presumably to catch his eyebrows. âGoodness me! Never heard of the Swan of Lichfield? Well, I suppose you southerners are a pretty ignorant tribe.'
âOK.' Kate was going to have to indulge him, wasn't she, if she wanted to get at the kernel. âWho was she?'
âShe was a poet. Born that place in Derbyshire where they had the plague. You know, “Ring a ring o'roses”.'
âYou're losing me, Colin.'
âOK. She lived most of her life in Lichfield. Doctor Johnson was a fan. You've heard of him?'
âMight just have done.'
âAnd Sir Walter Scott published all her poems posthumously.'
âGood for him. Though personally I'd rather have my five minutes of fame while I'm alive.'
âAnd she had a sister, who died young. Sarah.'
âHave you been mugging all this up for
Mastermind
?'
âDid a project on her at school. Now, Sarah was very bright, and Anna herself a bit of a blue-stocking. So when Sarah dropped off her perch, Anna decided the most appropriate memorial was a school for young women. A good one. So she set up this charitable foundation to fund it. And several other schools. There are Seward Academies â nothing as vulgar as a school, you'll notice â in several towns round here. Walsall, Wolverhampton, Lichfield itself, of course, Tamworth.'
âWhat about Birmingham?'
âOddly enough, no. They own a lot of land in the area, but no schools.'
âWhy “oddly”?'
âBecause education in Brum's always been dominated by boys' grammar schools. Until they spotted the implications of equal opportunities legislation, there were about ten boys' places to every one girl's. So you'd have thought a chain of private grammar schools would have been the answer to a whole lot of maidens' prayers.'
â“Maidens' prayers”?'
âJust a Black Country expression.'
Kate nodded absently. It was either that or yell. Finally she settled for a bit of irritation. âColin: where's all this going? So why do they own land, not just schools? And why in Brum?'
âNot much of a capitalist, are you? They need property and investments â I bet they've got land all over the country, not just here â to bring in income in ground rents to fund the trust. They've got to maintain the schools and pay the teachers.'
âSo the girls don't have to pay?'
Colin roared with laughter. âNot much, they don't! Only about two thousand a term, give or take the odd hundred.'
âJesus! Where did you find that out?'
âSaw an ad in the
Evening Mail
the other night.'
âWell, we know there's money in education. So I suppose these are particularly high-class establishments with state-of-the-art everything. And what the fees don't cover, the ground rents do. Any idea what else they own?'
âWhat sort of else?'
Kate pulled a face. âNo idea. What do organisations like that usually own? Buildings? Pictures? You wouldn't care to find out, would you? Just so we know where we are when we start talking to them.'
âTalking to them?'
God, where was he today? âWell,' she said with irony, âall these embarrassing fires are on their land. They might just have a view. Hi, Fatima! Come and join us! Colin's just about to put the kettle on.'
Colin pulled a face, and himself to his feet. âYes, boss. Tea or coffee, Fatima?'
âTea, please.' She bowled a lemon at him, overarm. It spun in the air. âBlack, with a slice of this, please.'
âYou're not slimming or anything, are you?' Kate demanded.
âNo. Just that the milk supply's been a bit irregular and the shop down the road's open all hours.'
âLike Ronnie Barker's?' Colin asked.
âNo, like Safeway. OK, Gaffer,' Fatima continued, âI've checked the A. and E. department at all the hospitals within the West Midlands. There are no young people with burns or possible explosion-related injuries.'
Kate looked at her. âNo young people. What about older ones?'
Fatima blinked. âI didn't know you wanted to know that.' My God! First Colin and now Fatima! âBut,' she continued triumphantly, âbefore you hit the roof, I did ask, just in case. And there was one, in the Burns Unit in Selly Oak. A middle-aged guy. Art-dealer.'
âAnd why did he end up there?'
âHe was trying to light his bonfire.'
Kate raised an eyebrow. âDid you believe him?'
âHe wasn't in a position to talk to me. Very bad facial and chest burns. Admitted early last week. Still seriously ill.'
âDid you get an actual time and date of admission?'
Fatima shook her head, biting her lip.
âI know the theory was that our arsonist's likely to be a teenage hell-raiser! But get on to the blower to them â I like dotting i's and crossing t's.'
âOr drinking them.' Colin placed a mug on her desk. âThere you are, Kate. And Fatima.'
âThanks, Colin. Thanks both of you. Not that it gets us any further forward, not yetâ'
The phones, which had been unnaturally quiet for some time, now rang, one on Colin's desk, another on Kate's.
âKate?'
She half-recognised the voice, but it was a very poor line. âOh! Stephen! Have you got news about my buttons?'
âYes. I've been checking with some of my colleagues. One's a real expert on buttons. D'you fancy dropping round to here in your lunch hour? I'll stand you a sarnie in the Edwardian Tea Rooms.'
Lunch hour? Now that was a nice civilised concept. She looked at her watch. Didn't time fly when you were enjoying yourself! âSounds good. In about half an hour?'
Â
She was just leaving the building when she heard Graham's voice behind her. Turning, she stopped to wait for him.
He looked very tired, very grey. But his face lit up in an answering smile and he took the last four or five steps at a run. âAny news of your buttons?'
âI'm just on my way to find out. Stephen Abbott â he's in charge of finds like mine â phoned me a few minutes ago. It concentrates the mind on the paperwork, taking a lunch break. How are you?' She hoped she didn't sound as concerned as she felt. To cover, she asked, âHow was your weekend? Did you get away from Birmingham?'
âFine. Yes, fine. This gathering tomorrow nightâ'
âGaffer?'
âAh, you probably don't know. There'll be a note on everyone's desk by two. Rod Neville's just heard he's going to head up one of these MITs. He's inviting everyone to a jar or two after work.'
âThat'll be good,' she said, without emphasis. âWill you be going?'
He pulled a face. âOh, I don't know. I've really got such a lot onâ'
âGraham: you should be there. You really should. Or people will say it's sour grapes because you didn't get it.' OK, sergeant talking to DCI this wasn't. More friend to friend. Which they were. But it wasn't always a good idea to speak so bluntly.
He stared. âIt was always going to be just a sideways move for someone.'
âYou might know that. He might know that. But you know the smart money was on you.'
âSo whoever put it on lost it. Well, we'll see about tomorrow night,' he said at last. âI take it you'll be going?' He turned towards Colmore Row. âYou know, Neville thinks a great deal of you. As a police officer.'
Kate fell into step with him. Shoving her hands deep into her pockets â the wind was cold despite the bright sun â she grunted non-committally. It was interesting that Graham should need to qualify such an apparently innocent remark. She wouldn't mention â not to him, not to anyone â that she suspected Neville found her attractive. It was bad enough that being on the accelerated promotion scheme gave her a reputation as a Butterfly, a PC Curriculum Vitae, without giving anyone cause to suspect she might fancy sleeping her way to the top. Goodness knew there were enough rumours about her and Graham. And she couldn't, after that strange moment in Aunt Cassie's room, deny the tension between the two of them. It might ebb and flow. But it was always there. Even when, maybe especially when, he was angry with her. And if his anger was unjustified, as it often was, what was the cause of it?
âAnd' â the sound of his voice made her jump â âas a woman. I rather think.'
She wouldn't bite. âYou know they call him Superintendent Smarm?'
He managed a laugh. âHe's a good officer,' he conceded. âGood to work under.'
She might just risk it. âDon't you think, Gaffer, that that could have been better expressed?'
Stephen unlocked another door deep in the entrails of the museum, ushering her through into a vast but dingy corridor. He gestured. âI suppose if you go backstage anywhere â even somewhere as prestigious as Symphony Hall â you get the same difference between front of house and backstage areas.'
âLike in a stately homeâ'
âThat's right. Magnificent one side of the green baize door, Spartan the other. What about at your place?'
âPretty much the same throughout. Executive design it isn't. But maybe we wouldn't want that. So long as it's clean and decent, we'd rather the money were spent on other things.'
âHow very noble and self-sacrificing!'
âOh, there's still a bit of Dixon of Dock Green in most of us,' Kate said. âMost of us joined to help people, one way or another.'
His grunt suggested he wasn't convinced. She didn't persist: she wasn't here to score points but to get information. If it was to come to her for some reason best known to Stephen not in the civilised surroundings of the Edwardian Tea Room but in his office, so be it. Part of her rather hankered for gentle conversation with a pianist strumming familiar tunes as a background. As it was, lunch would be a sandwich across a desk, a familiar enough scenario. The desk was familiar enough too â a toppling set of filing trays and piles of folders. There were a couple of obligatory photographs.
She moved them aside so her sandwiches wouldn't mess them. âInteresting,' she said neutrally, adding, with a grin, âWhen we have photos they're usually of scenes or victims of crime.' These were of an old building.
âYou wouldn't be far out, there,' he said grimly, sitting the far side of the desk, and leaving her to drag up an old dining chair abandoned near a cupboard to sit opposite him.
âReally!'
âIt depends on your definition of crime, I suppose,' he conceded.
She waited, head on one side.
âI mean, fancy not preserving a place like that. Nineteenth-century. Might even have been designed by Thomas Telford.' He paused. âThough I must admit that's open to discussion.'
âIt looks a bit like a toll-house,' she suggested.
âHow do you know about toll-houses?'
He sounded as suspicious as Graham on a bad day.
âWe went on a canal holiday once when I was a kid. I think I had an
I-Spy
book of things to look out for.'