RABID
By J.W. Bouchard
Rabid
Published by JWB Publishing
Copyright © 2012 by J.W. Bouchard
Cover artwork copyright © 2012 by Danielle Tunstall
PUBLISHER’S NOTE
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. All rights reserved. No part of this publication can be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, without permission in writing from J.W. Bouchard.
For Josh Brown
Who schooled me on bloodhounds
“There are more dead people than living. And their numbers are increasing. The living are getting rarer.”
– Eugene Ionesco,
Rhinoceros
“Death’s gang is bigger and tougher than anyone else’s. Always has been and always will be. Death’s the man.”
–
Michael Marshall
, The Upright Man
“No one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.”
-
Euripides
Chapter 3: Mr. Sullivan and the Squirrel
Chapter 7: Hell Out of Coldwater
Chapter 10: The End of the Road
“The water will stop them. Take it!”
Taylor handed Carl a spray bottle partially filled with water. “If they try to come close, spray them with it.”
“Because they have rabies, right? They’re scared of water because of rabies. That’s what you said,” Carl said. He wielded the plastic spray bottle in both hands, pointing it at the mob in front of him as though he was getting ready to fire a gun.
“I said it was
like
rabies.”
Taylor also had a spray bottle. He squeezed the long trigger, sending a misty cloud of water at the thriving crowd of people. The mob would move back to avoid the cloud and then surge forward again after it had dissipated. The water in the bottles wouldn’t last forever. In fact, it wouldn’t last much longer at all. He stood with his back against Carl’s, suppressing the urge to scream. Something as simple as water. Something so simple yet, at this moment, in dangerously short supply.
Carl said, “They’re trying to surround us.”
“No shit. Keep spraying them.”
And then what, he wondered. What advice would he have after the water was gone and the bottles were empty? His mind ran frantic, unable to form a single cohesive thought because they all collided together into useless randomness. They needed to find a way out. He needed to save Carl. And he needed to save himself.
Beyond the mob, Taylor could see more of them coming out from between the buildings. It was like watching pests crawl out of cracks in a wall; like watching insects swarm. The wind picked up, and when he squeezed the trigger, the mist that spread from the nozzle was blown back into his face.
Thank God we ran out of gas in a small town,
he thought
. It could have been so much worse.
Carl had informed him on numerous occasions that he was the only remaining optimist left in the world, and although Taylor usually denied this, he supposed that anyone who could point out the bright side of things with a mob of crazies coming towards them had earned that title.
The crowd was all spittle and gnashing teeth. The sound was like fifty people munching on Captain Crunch with their mouths open.
Carl said, “I can’t keep this up much longer, bro. Water’s almost gone.” Carl’s voice was the high-pitched whine of a small child in hysterics.
Taylor pulled his arm back just before one of the things in the mob was able to grab it. He sprayed a cloud of mist and took a step back.
“Level with me,” Carl said. “We’re not going to make it out of this one are we? We’ve been through some real shit together, you and me, but this takes the cake. Remember when you rolled the Bronco when you were sixteen? I used to think
that
was some crazy shit. Not anymore.” Carl was almost shouting.
“I don’t know, but I can tell you we’re not going to die standing here.” He removed one of his hands from the bottle and pointed to their right. “You see that building? The brownstone that’s kind of kitty-corner to us?”
“Yeah, I see it.”
“On my say, we’re going to make a run for it. I want you to head for that building. You don’t stop and you don’t look back.” The crowd had moved closer again and Taylor spritzed them with the water and they backed off a few feet. “Around it actually. I don’t see anything useful here, but maybe we’ll find something over there. If we have to, we’ll try to hole up in one of the buildings. You okay to run?”
“Remember who was on the track team?”
“You never let me forget it.”
“The question is, can you keep up?”
“Don’t worry about me. I’ll be right behind you.”
Together, they started to shift to the right so that there was a cleaner opening in the mob in the direction they wanted to go. Taylor glanced at the brick building and tried to judge the distance. Had to be nearly a hundred yards; about a football field’s length away. Carl was fast enough. He believed that without a doubt. But he had close to forty pounds and four years on his younger brother, and he had never been on the track team. He had been on the football team one year in junior high and that had satisfied his interest in sports.
“We gonna do this anytime soon?”
Carl didn’t see it, but Taylor nodded. “I’ll count to three. On three, squeeze off a few sprays and then make a break for it.”
The mob was closing in. Taylor felt a greedy hand grab the sleeve of his shirt. He sprayed the thing – Taylor figured it had to be a businessman judging by the suit and tie - and the man let go, clutching his face and screaming.
You’d think it was acid in these things instead of water.
“One other thing,” Taylor said.
“What’s that?”
“Don’t wait for me. You got that? I don’t care if you leave me in the dust, but don’t you
dare
slow down. Or the last thing that’s going to happen before these things get us will be me kicking your ass.”
“Promises,” Carl said and smiled. For a moment, he felt that familiar burst of adrenaline. The same feeling as when they had rolled the Bronco all those years ago; the same feeling he had had countless times when they were on one of their escapades. They were older, and those times were few and far between now, but this was one of them. For the first time in ten minutes, Carl thought they might just stand a chance. Not a great one, maybe not even a
good
one, but any chance was better than no chance. His father had once said,
You never know until you try.
This had been in response to Carl asking if he should try out for the wrestling team. Armed with his father’s simplistic wisdom, he had tried out and went all the way to State. In his mind, he could see his father’s face, and he judged the distance between where they now stood and the five story brownstone that appeared so very far away, and he imagined his father saying, “You never know until you try, Carl.”
Chance was chance, hope was hope.
“Just do what I say this one time,” Taylor said. “Okay?”
“All right. I’ll wave at you when they’re eating your ass.”
They were shoulder-to-shoulder, forming a right angle with their bodies, each of them misting the crowd that seemed to grow larger and larger by the second.
Taylor shouted,
“One!”
Carl glanced at the remaining water in his bottle
. Enough for five or six more squirts. Maybe more, maybe less.
“Two!”
Let this fucking work, Taylor thought.
“Three!”
Taylor squeezed the trigger on his bottle a final time and then turned and ran. Carl was slower off the mark, pausing to chuck his bottle at one of the things in the crowd and watching it glance off its head before hightailing it out of there. But after he started to run, he had passed his brother within several seconds.
“Move your fat ass,” he said as he shot past Taylor.
By the halfway point, Taylor was chugging air. That had always been one of his problems with running: he had never learned how to breathe right. He was okay for a few minutes, and then everything went to shit when he started gulping air. Despite the lack of oxygen, he kept going, pumping his legs, setting his sights on his brother’s back and making that his goal. He glanced over his shoulder and saw the crowd following them. Easily over a hundred of them. They were fast and untiring and he could feel their eyes boring into him as they came.
Taylor picked up his pace, closing the gap. Carl looked back at him.
Don’t slow down,
he thought.
Especially not for me.
Carl reached the brownstone and kept going until he had rounded the corner. He slowed to a rapid walk, searching for something – anything - they could use. Where were all the cars? Had someone went to the trouble of hiding them all? He couldn’t recall seeing a single vehicle since they had walked into town.
Taylor came around the corner and almost plowed into him. “Why are you
walking?”
“You said run to the brownstone and turn the corner. That’s what I did. You didn’t say what to do after that,” Carl said. “Not a fucking car in sight.”
Taylor scanned the streets in disbelief. Carl was right. Not a car or truck or motorcycle in sight. Right about then he would have been happy to have found a bicycle. A pink bicycle with tassels coming out of the handgrips and a white basket that sat in front of the handlebars. It wouldn’t have mattered; even that would have been faster than running on foot.
“Don’t waste your time,” Carl said. “You’re not going to find anything. I already told you, there’s nothing.”
Taylor jogged along the back of the brownstone. There were two doors on the ass end of the building. Both of them locked.
The first of the mob reached the brownstone, and Taylor said, “Follow me,” and began to run again. This time, they ran side-by-side, Carl asking him where exactly they were going.
“I’m not sure. We’re going to keep checking buildings until we find one that’s unlocked. Short of finding a car with keys in it and gas in the tank, I’d say that’s our only option.”
They took turns checking doors. At first, they followed the same street, but then started veering down alleys and zigzagging as they went in hopes of losing the mob that continued to follow them. Taylor guessed they had put around seventy-five yards between themselves and their pursuers.
Taylor gasped for air. His lungs burned and he couldn’t catch a full breath. His legs were numb. The pain was in his calves and the large muscles above his knees. The sun had been eaten by a string of thick clouds, but the air was humid and sweat trickled down into his eyes. He slowed to tug on the handle of a door without success.
“Locked,” he said, shouting to Carl, who was across the street trying the door of another building.
“This one too!”
How many movies had he watched where someone was being chased by a pack of zombies or an axe-wielding maniac? And, invariably, when he would watch them he would wonder how they could possibly get tired of running. He had always believed that if he was running for his life that he could run as long and fast as was necessary to keep his ass out of the fryer. But he was running for his life now, for what was probably less than ten full minutes, and the prospect of slowing down had crossed his mind a dozen times. Maybe it was a combination of the heat and being out of shape, and that as a kid he’d had asthma.
“Found one!”
Taylor crossed the street to his brother. Carl was holding open a metal door. Written on the inside of the door were the words: THIS DOOR TO REMAIN UNLOCKED DURING BUSINESS HOURS.
When they were inside, Carl pulled the door closed behind them. “I can’t lock it without a key.”
“Let’s hope they didn’t see us slip in here,” Taylor said.
“Let’s hope they can’t
smell
us.”
“Why would they be able to smell us?”
“Just something that crossed my mind.”
Past the back room there was another open door; this one of a flimsy wooden material, and beyond that they could see light pouring in through the plate glass windows at the front of the store. Rows and rows of clothing filled the store.
Taylor scanned the racks and said, “This is all women’s clothing.”
“Great,” Carl said. “Of all the stores in town we run into the most useless one possible. “Should have known. Just like a woman to forget to lock the back door.” They shared a smile over that one. Carl rapped on the door lightly with his knuckles. “It’s not going to be safe with this unlocked.”
“You’re right. I don’t think they saw us come in here, but they might figure it out given enough time. We don’t know how intelligent they are.”