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I can

t tell you how happy I was when I saw Xavier sneaking in, Gwen hot on his heels.
 


How ready are you?

Gwen smirked.


More than I can explain,

I offered with a smile.
  “Xavier, I can

t explain to you how grateful I am.

Xavier sighed.
  “
Just don’
t get caught.

“Don

t worry, I

m a ninja!”
I smiled and hugged him.
  “
Well Gwen, let

s be off!

Gwen led me through the servant passageways, or secret escape routes as we were now calling them and an hour later, Gwen had me in a tight black halter dress and a pair of combat boots and the way she did my make up made me not look like me again.
 
She then straightened my hair within an inch of its life.
 
I couldn

t help but laugh.


I look like an angsty teen.

I chortled.


You look hot.


All I need is a cigarette and a sign that says

you

ll never understand me
’ 
and maybe a hoodie and it

ll complete the look.

I laughed.
  “
Is there more eyeliner on my eyes or on that pencil?


Shut up, you look unrecognizable.

Gwen growled.


That
’s true.

I laughed.
 


Now, shut up, and cooperate.

Gwen grabbed my hand and pulled me out of her window.
 
It didn

t take us long before we were watching the Flaming Penguins performing.
 
Tracy had found a new boy to try to seduce, Sam was watching the boy from before, and Gwen and I were chatting and drinking.
 
I was so thankful for the drinking tonight.
 
It was helping me not to think.
 
When the boys finished I went up to Harper.


Hello you,

 “
What

s up
,
kid?”

“Packing up. 
You look nice,


I look like Panic!
 
At the Disco.

I laughed.


You look fine,


I go from nice to fine?
  Ouch,”


That

s not what I meant,


I know.
  I

m only teasing.
 
I have a question for you.


What

s that?


Can I borrow your guitar?


Aww you want me to teach you?


Pshaw, I already know how to play.

Harper handed his guitar to me and I plopped myself down on the edge of the stage and it felt good to have an instrument in my hands again.
 
I started absently strumming and carried on our conversation as though nothing was happening.

“You

re actually pretty decent at that.

“I

m not decent, I

m amazing,

I smiled.
  “
This is nothing.
 
I just needed some kind of music in my life again.

“Meaning?”


Being who I am, I need music.
 
Music is my life.
  Since I

ve been here, I haven

t had any sort of musical instrument in my hands, thus I have all this pent up frustration.


I can help you get out some of that frustration.

Harper suggested as he wagged his eyebrows.

I let out a laugh.
  “I

m good.

“Aww,”
he pouted, sticking out his bottom lip.


A little farther, not quite out there far enough.

He obliged and I shook my head.
  “
Nope, still not far enough.
  Sorry. 
Guess you lose.
” 
I started actually playing music now and realized Harper and I had accumulated a few stares.
  “
I don’
t think your fan girls like me.

I teased, looking at all the women glaring at me.


The blokes aren

t too happy I

m sitting next to the most beautiful girl in the room.


You are?
 
Where?

I asked looking around cheekily.

Harper sighed and gave me a gentle push.
  “
You are going to drive me mad, woman.

“I

m mad as a hatter.
” I grinned.  “
I need some company.

Harper was so easy to talk to.
 
He made me feel like I was back home again.
 
Before I knew I was the daughter of a duke, before Mom was gone.
 
Like I was just a normal twenty-something year old college student who had no idea what they wanted out of life.


Juliet,

Gwen sang as she pulled the guitar out of my hands and instead handed me a beer.
  “I

ll watch Lucy while you drink that.


Gwen, give me Lucy,

Harper warned.


Come and get her.
  I

m stealing the love of your life!

Gwen cheered as she took off to the other side of the bar, dodging in between different groups of people, much to their disapproval.
 
I laughed and enjoyed the show when I felt someone sit next to me.


Hello there gorgeous.

I looked over and smiled and rolled my eyes.
  “
Would you like to dance?

I shook my head.
  “
My dance partner is currently being chased around the bar.


Would you consider me a place holder?


I have not had enough to drink to start dancing with strangers.


Should I buy you another drink then?

“No,”


Are you hitting on my girlfriend?

Gwen asked suddenly on my lap.

I looked up to see Harper now holding Lucy and Gwen

s arms went around my neck.
 


Baby, I think we need another shot and we need to dance.

Gwen took my hand and stood and was dragging me across the bar in all of about two seconds.
  “
That is Parker, stay away from him.

“Okay,”


Now, dance with me darling.

Gwen pulled me out on the floor and we danced and drank when I felt something vibrating in my pocket.
 
I pulled out the phone Xavier had given me.


Hello?
 
Hang on, I can

t hear!

I went into the ladies room.


Juliet?
 
Juliet?
 
Where are you ?


What?
  Hey Xavier!”


What time is it?

Xavier chided.


I don’
t know, I

m not wearing a watch.

“It

s nearly three in the morning.

“Oh . . . okay?”


The arrangement was for you to be home by two.


Oh, yeah . . . I might have forgotten that part.
  I

m sorry . . . I might be a little drunk.

I heard Xavier sigh and grumble something under his breath.
  “
Juliet, where are you?


Hang on, let me find Gwen and ask.

I went back out and Gwen was dancing with some guy with dark hair and a leather jacket.
 


Gwen!

she looked over and waved me over to her.


Gwen, we

re running a little late.

I whispered to her.


Meet Nathan!

she indicated the boy she was dancing with.


Gwen, we

ve got to get going.


Nonsense the night is still young!


Gwen, Xavier is on the phone!


So hang up.


Gwen!


Fine, give me the phone.

I watched Gwen nodding and mhmming for a few minutes.
  “
Shut up you insensitive prick!
  You

ll be lucky if I get her home by noon tomorrow!

she screamed and hung up.


What just happened?

“He

s a jerk and you don

t need him.


Gwen, he

s my advisor, I kind of do.


No, what we need is another drink!


Gwen,

I whined as she pulled me over to the bar and ordered two shots.


Drink this.


Gwen, stop it.
  I

m not drinking anymore.


Why not?


Gwen, Xavier is risking his job, letting me come out like this.
 
I know you don

t like him, but come on.

“I

m too drunk to drive, and Sam isn

t ready to leave yet.

Gwen sighed.


Gwen, this is not cool.

I warned and stormed off.
 
I took my phone back and called Xavier back.


Juliet?
 
What is going on?


I don’
t know.
 
My head hurts, and I just, I don

t know.


Where are you?
  I

ll come get you.

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