Sally MacKenzie Bundle (4 page)

She was very hot indeed.

Robbie turned away from her and tugged on the sheet. She watched his muscles bunch in his back and arms.

“Could you give me a hand here, Lizzie?”

“What?” Robbie needed a hand? Where? She would love to give him a hand—both her hands. She’d love to run them over his shoulders, down his back, under the sheet at his waist….

He tugged again. “It’s not coming loose.”

“What?”

“Can’t you say anything other than ‘what’?” He jerked on the sheet once more. “This. The sheet. It’s not coming loose. Could you pull it out at the corners? I’m going to have to borrow it to get back to my room.”

“Oh. Yes. Of course.”

Lizzie put down her candle and pulled the sheet free of the mattress. Robbie wrapped it around his waist and slid off the far side of the bed.

“I don’t know why Charlotte came to our rescue, but I’m not complaining,” he said as he tucked the ends of the sheet more securely around his waist. “It would have been extremely awkward if Felicity had opened the curtains and everyone had seen me in your bed.”

“Uh.” Lizzie wasn’t thinking about their close brush with discovery. She was thinking about Robbie’s chest and shoulders. About the muscles in his upper arms. About how she wished the sheet would slip free of his waist.

Would he jump again if she touched him?

She started moving around the bed.

He started moving toward the window, giving her a wide berth.

“I do apologize for disturbing your sleep.”

“I wasn’t sleeping.” She flushed.

His face turned red, too. Obviously he’d remembered what she
had
been doing.

“Still, I apologize for invading your room. I was in desperate straits, believe me.”

Lizzie reached for his arm, but he jerked it away. He tried to take a longer stride, tripped on his sheet, and caught himself on the wall.

“Why
did
you come to my room?”

He grabbed the windowsill and turned. “I wasn’t coming to your room, Lizzie. I was fleeing mine. As I’m sure you guessed from all the commotion, I woke up to find Felicity in my bed—quite uninvited, I assure you. I had to exit quickly.”

“So you went out the window?”

He shrugged, making the muscles in his chest move in a most intriguing fashion. “I had no choice. I’m certain Lord Peter was stationed in the hall ready to nab me at Felicity’s first scream.”

Lizzie nodded. “Felicity
is
rather determined.”

“Determined!” Robbie ran a hand through his hair. His arm muscles bunched and shifted delightfully. “She’s beyond determined. She’s a bedlamite.”

Lizzie bit her lip and clutched her nightgown to keep her fingers from misbehaving.

“Once I was out on the portico roof, I had very few options. Yours was the only open window. I was hoping it was Parks’s. He got in late, after most people had retired.”

“I know. His room is next to mine.”

“Yes, well, I realized that rather quickly.” Robbie leaned out the window and looked right and left.

“Would you have wed Felicity if her plan had worked?”

He looked back at her and frowned.

“I suppose so. I don’t know. The thought is appalling. You can be sure I will find a way to secure my bedchamber door from now on.” He sat on the sill and swung his legs over it. “I am sorry for all the, um”—his gesture encompassed the room—“commotion. I think—I hope—there will be no lasting repercussions.”

“Repercussions?”

He shrugged.

A naked shrug was
definitely
more interesting than a clothed one.

“Rumors, that sort of thing.” He looked everywhere but in her eyes. “I’m certain it will all blow over if we don’t let ourselves get flustered by the gabble grinders.”

“Yes. Of course. Certainly.” Surely he didn’t think she was as bad as Felicity? She would never try to trap him into matrimony.

“Good. Then I’ll see you in the morning, shall I?” Robbie dropped down to the portico’s roof. “Sleep well.”

“Sleep well.” Lizzie hung out her window, watching him mince back to his room. He took a longer step and his sheet slipped. She held her breath, but he caught it quickly, allowing her only a glimpse of the top of his muscled buttocks.

When he reached his window, his hands went to his waist. Was he going to discard the sheet? It would definitely be easier to climb in without it.

She hung farther out her window. Yes, he was opening it….

He glanced back and saw her just as the cloth slid past his waist. He caught it.

She could have cried in frustration.

He waved.

She waved back.

He waited. It was clear he was not going to attempt to reenter his room while she was watching. She pulled back from the window….

…And leaned out again. All she saw was the sheet slithering over the windowsill.

She sighed and shut the window, drawing the curtains closed. Now that Robbie was gone, she could think more clearly. She glanced at the mirror and flushed. In her high-necked white nightgown, she looked the perfectly proper virginal sister of a duke, but earlier….

What had possessed her? She covered her face with her hands. Her cheeks were hot to the touch. Perhaps she was feverish. She had a brain fever, that was it. An alcohol-induced brain fever. She didn’t know herself. She had never behaved in such a way before. She certainly had never entertained such feelings before.

She had not even known such feelings existed.

What could he possibly think of her?

Lud!

She blew out her candle and stared up at her bed canopy. The firelight filled it with shadows.

Was she compromised? No one had actually
seen
Robbie in her room, though Felicity, Lady Beatrice—no doubt the entire house party—must believe he’d been naked in her bed.

What if Felicity
had
opened the curtains? Then she would have been compromised—spectacularly compromised. Robbie would have had to offer for her—Lady Beatrice would not have let him out of the room until he had done so.

She turned over and buried her face in her pillow. She breathed in Robbie’s scent.

He hadn’t offered for her. He could have, once everyone had left.

She stretched out on her side and hugged her pillow to her chest. Perhaps he intended to offer tomorrow. Perhaps he simply felt a marriage proposal should be presented in more formal attire—or at least some attire. She rubbed her cheek on the pillow. She would have been glad to hear his offer naked. Very glad.

If
he were going to offer. She shifted to her back again. Perhaps he had no intention of doing so. He had seen her, all of her. Clearly, he had not been impressed. He must prefer more buxom women—though he most definitely did not prefer Felicity.

Her head hurt. There was nothing she could do tonight. Perhaps everything would make more sense in the morning.

She certainly hoped so.

Robbie sighed with relief as soon as his feet touched the floor of his room. He shuffled over to check his door. It had a lock, but the key was missing.

“Collins!” No answer. His valet was not on the cot set up in his dressing room. Envy twisted his gut. As he’d suspected, the man was probably in a snug corner of Tynweith’s estate cavorting with Betty, Lizzie’s maid. Just as he’d like to be cavorting with Lizzie.

He pushed a sturdy chest in front of the door. That should do the trick until the key was located. Then he unwrapped Lizzie’s sheet from around his waist and stuffed it in the bottom of his wardrobe. Collins could give it back to Betty tomorrow and then all would be well.

He hoped. What a nightmare. His heart had stopped when he’d seen the bed curtains bunch in Felicity’s hand. If Charlotte hadn’t stopped her….

Bloody hell, if Felicity had opened those curtains, half the
ton
would have been treated to the sight of the Earl of Westbrooke naked in the Duke of Alvord’s sister’s sheets. The story would have spread like the Great Fire of London, and the scandal…? God! The scandal would have been enormous. Bloody enormous. The
ton
would have buzzed with it for the entire Season. Next Season, too. And Lizzie’s reputation…well, Lizzie would not have a reputation, unless….

No, he would not think about that.

He inspected his bed for stray maidens, snuffed the candles, and climbed in. He’d been sleeping soundly before he’d had to flee over the rooftop. He’d been in the middle of a pleasant dream. He closed his eyes.

Damn.

He jerked them open and stared up at the bed canopy.

He could see Lizzie’s naked body as clearly as if she were standing before him—the graceful line of her back, the generous curve of her buttocks, her long legs, her sweet breasts, her milky skin glowing in the firelight.

The blasted fickle part of him was hard as rock…now. It made a splendid tent in his blankets. But put a female between his sheets and the damn thing turned limp as stewed cabbage.

His shy little organ would not perform in the presence of company.

Once upon a time he’d been able to…well, twice. It was the third time that had created the problem.

He’d gone with some fellows to the Dancing Piper. He’d been hardly seventeen—it had been his first visit to a brothel. His other two forays into Venus’s delights had been with Nan, a cheerful, uncomplicated country girl.

MacDuff had introduced him to Fleur. She’d had coal-black hair, startling blue eyes, and a lush figure. She’d been alluring, seductive, mysterious—everything Nan was not. He’d been flattered when she’d agreed to go upstairs with him.

He flung his arm over his eyes.

What an idiot he’d been, but then he’d not been thinking with his head.

She’d moaned and writhed more than Nan ever had. He’d felt extremely cocky in every way. When he’d climbed between her thighs, he’d thought himself the greatest bloody lover in England.

He rubbed his eyes with the heels of his hands. He couldn’t rub away the memory. It was as clear as if it had happened yesterday.

She’d yelled, apparently overcome with need.

“Gawd, give it to me now!”

He’d hesitated. He was not so far gone in lust that he’d lost his mind completely. Something seemed off.

Something
was
off.

The door flung open, and MacDuff and the other boys rushed in laughing. Fleur laughed, too, letting her legs flop, holding her sides. It had been a grand joke.

He had not seen the humor. He’d leapt off the bed, got tangled in the sheets, and fallen at MacDuff’s feet.

“Fleur, lass,”
MacDuff had said,
“looks like we saved you from a wee little man.”

“Aye. Thankee kindly, my lord. From the size of him, ye’d think he’d carry a great sword, but ye’ll see now he carries only a little dirk.”

He’d been on his back, the sheets tangled around his feet, his tiny “dirk” exposed for the amusement of the assembled multitude. Covering it with his hands had only added to the merriment.

He clenched his jaw. The damn thing had happened more than a decade ago and still it haunted him. He’d not been able to mount a woman successfully since.

He turned over on his side and pounded his innocent pillow.

He was an intelligent man. He should be able to put the stupid incident in the past where it belonged.

A specific part of him refused to listen to reason.

Bloody useless appendage. It was a damn agent of torture, that was all. It had forced him to worship at Onan’s altar too many times to count.

He snorted. If he’d been discovered in Lizzie’s bed, Lady Beatrice would have cured him of his problem. She would have castrated him on the spot with the handle of her lorgnette.

He flopped onto his back and stared up at the bed canopy again. What was Lizzie thinking now? Surely she must have expected an offer.

At least the commotion in her room appeared to have cleared her head. She’d shown more restraint after everyone had left. Thank God! What would he have done if she’d touched him?

He knew what he’d like to have done. Taken her straight back to bed.

His ridiculous appendage leapt at the thought. He scowled down at the author of his misery. The miscreant had no shame. No one looking at him now would think he could not perform his bedroom duties.

He was going to have to take himself in hand, literally, if he hoped to get any sleep tonight.

Still, he would never have guessed Lizzie was so passionate. She had been so sweetly wanton. God, how he wished he were a normal man….

The truth was, he would disappoint her if he came to her bed. He couldn’t give her passion. He couldn’t give her children.

She would want both—must want both. She needed a man—a husband—who would take care of her in bed and out.

He turned over on his stomach and buried his face in his pillow.

No need to use his hand to find relief. The thought of Lizzie in another man’s arms deflated his uncooperative organ most efficiently.

Baron Tynweith paused in the darkened corridor to observe Lord Peter slip out of the Duchess of Hartford’s bedroom.

Hmm. So Charlotte had started to play games, had she?

A flicker of pain flashed in his gut, but he doused it at once.

Lord Peter sauntered down the hall, apparently not caring who saw him. He did glance back when he reached his door. He froze for a moment, then grinned, his teeth flashing white in the dim light, and nodded at Tynweith before he went into his room.

Cocky.

Tynweith eased open his own door. He heard Grantley stirring in his dressing room. He did not relish seeing his sour valet right now, but he’d never get out of this damned coat by himself.

He shrugged. The stiffness in his shoulders was not due just to his coat’s tight fit. He rubbed the line between his brows.

Lord Peter was little more than a boy. He would amuse Charlotte—if he did amuse her—only briefly. She was too canny to take him as a second husband once Hartford cocked up his toes. Short of a gruesome miracle, there was no hope of Lord Peter inheriting. His father, the Marquis of Addington, was barely sixty and still rode to hounds. The heir had six strapping boys and there was a plethora of nephews crowding the country. The Brants were legendary for producing males—the title had never passed out of the direct line.