Sam McCain - 02 - Wake Up Little Susie (3 page)

“Just because you dated one of the Ford boys doesn’t mean you have to buy one.”

“Well, if I don’t, who will?” she asked.

She was peering down into the gray suede of her tiny purse, the same gray suede that accented certain spots of her gray sharkskin suit. “It’s clear that the ordinary people out here can’t see

what an important and forward-thinking design concept this is.”

She held a handful of four-color

brochures, like a poker hand. Which is where that “important and forward-thinking design concept”

came from.

“The one mistake the Ford boys made was marketing this beautiful car to the masses,” she said.

“It was clearly designed by and for the—well, more educated classes, shall we say.”

In case you hadn’t figured it out yet, Esme Anne Whitney is a snob. After

several brandies, the word rabble frequently falls from her lips.

“Look what I found,” she said.

Her kid grin. Those baby teeth of hers.

She looked pretty cute.

Until I realized that what she found were three rubber bands. She gets some kind of deep dark Freudian sexual pleasure out of shooting rubber bands at me and seeing if I can duck away in time.

But she was only teasing. She dangled the rubber bands so that I could see them and put them back.

She was a proper lady after all. Shooting rubber bands should only be done in the privacy of one’s office.

“Damn.”

“What?”

“I’m out of cigarettes.”

“Have one of mine.”

“You smoke those American things.”

“You smoke those French things.”

“Oh, hell, McCain, give me one, I

suppose.”

I gave her one. I even struck the match for her.

She inhaled deeply. Exhaled. “These are even worse than I remembered.” Then: “I clocked you yesterday.”

“Clocked me?”

“Loitering at Pamela’s desk.”

“Oh.”

“She’s mine, not yours, McCain. At least during business hours.”

“I’ll try to watch it.”

“You always say that. Now I’m afraid I’ll have to take action.”

“Action?”

“For every minute you stand out there mooning

over her, I’m going to dock you a dollar.

Given what I pay you, and given how long you moon, you could easily end up owing me money.”

She dropped her Lucky on the ground and twisted it into shreds with the tip of her gray suede high-heeled shoe. “These are terrible. Just terrible.” She sat back and said, “Why don’t you marry that Mary Travers? It seems to be a much better fit. Pamela has …

aspirations.”

“Ah.”

“What in God’s name does ah mean?”

“It means that even though her family no longer has money, it once did. So you relate to her.”

“Sometimes families lose their fortune and then regain it again.”

“So I should stick with my kind and Pamela should stick with hers, is that it?”

“No offense, McCain, but you’re a man of simple needs. And from what I can see, Mary Travers—who is very very pretty, by the way—is also a person of simple needs.”

I was about to tell her how insulting her theory was—ffboth Mary and me—when I saw Dick Keys pushing through the crowd and shouting my name. He looked crazed. As a young man, he’d distinguished himself by flying more than sixty bombing missions as a tail gunner in World War Two. He was known for his charm, his self-possession.

People were watching him now.

Something was obviously wrong.

He stumbled over somebody’s foot and practically landed on his face in front of me.

“Sam, you have to help me,” he said, his breath coming in short gasps.

“What’s wrong?”

“I’ll explain when we get there.”

“Hello, Richard,” the Judge said

loftily. “Or aren’t we speaking anymore?”

He seemed to see her for the first time.

“Oh, hi, Judge. God, I’m sorry,

I’m just so—ccfused, I guess. I really need to borrow young McCain here, if you don’t mind.”

“Consider him borrowed, Richard. But next time you could at least have the courtesy to say hello to me.” She was the only person who called him Richard. He apparently brought out the schoolmarm in her.

“I will, Judge, I promise,” he

said. And then: “C’mon, Sam. Hurry!”

And we were off.

It took us a good seven-eight minutes of broken-field running to get inside the service garage, where we were finally alone.

“What’s going on, Dick?”

He looked at me lost in grief. “It’s bad enough that everybody hates the Edsel grille because it looks like a woman’s vagina. That isn’t enough? Now I got a body on my hands.”

I really thought he might start crying.

The garage had six bays and smelled wonderfully of oil and grease and cleaning compound.

There was no activity today, no wrenches clanging to the floor, no Hank Williams song on the radio, no Pepsi bottles yanked out of the nickel machine in the corner. It was Edsel Day, after all. Only heathens would work on a day like this.

I looked around the silent garage wistfully.

I’ve always wanted to be one of those manly men who can walk into a service garage and know exactly what to do. I’m terrible with hammers, saws, and screwdrivers. My dad learned my terrible secret when I was nine years old and he asked me to help him hang a pair of shutters my mom had bought at Woolworth’s. They were supposed to go on either side of the kitchen window.

My dad held the shutter in place—which was the hard part of the job—while I was supposed to bang in the first couple of nails. I banged, all right —right through storm window and window alike. My mom jumped back from the sink, screaming, as glass icicles flew everywhere. From then dad always got my kid sister to help him with his carpentry projects.

And that’s why I take my ragtop to Denny’s garage whenever anything goes wrong. I sure couldn’t fix it myself.

“I need you to look at something, Sam.”

“What is it?”

“I’ll just let you see for yourself.”

I looked at all the Rotary good service plaques he had mounted above the desk.

If you’ve read any Sinclair Lewis—my undergraduate major was American Literature —y know the word booster. And boy, that was

Dick. He belonged to everything—Rotary, Kiwanis, Eagles, Elks, Vfw,

Masons, Chamber of Commerce, you name it—and he boosted everything too: high school sports, the new swimming pool, the new softball diamond, and stricter regulation of teenage drinking at both drive-in theaters. His people had come out here from New England in the early 1850’s.

They brought a lot of good recipes and clean, admirable habits with them, including the principles of education with which the Iowa Territory established its first schools. And they brought along the dulcimer, an instrument till then unknown in these parts. The odd thing was, whenever you saw Dick with his fellow Rotarians or

Kiwanians, he seemed apart from them. The smile touched the lips but never the eyes, and the eyes strayed constantly, looking out some window that was his alone.

“C’mon.” Then, as we started walking, he said, “You’ve got a private investigator’s license, don’t you?”

“Yes.”

“And you do work for Judge Whitney?”

“Yes I do.”

He sighed. The handsome face looked a little fleshy and old. It was a strange feeling. He seemed older now than he had a few minutes ago. He was Jay Gatsby at fifty-five, and that’s no Jay Gatsby at all.

He said, “There’s a dead girl in the trunk.”

Three Edsels were lined along the rear wall, their trunk ends out. The colors of these three were as silly as the colors of those on the lot: exotic fruity colors that no

self-respecting automobile should ever be.

“I was just getting these ready for delivery,” he said. “That’s why they’re in here.” He looked paler, grimmer even than before.

I wasn’t sure which trunk held the girl until we got close. A bloody handprint was on the fender of the center car, the peach-and-kiwi-colored one.

“That’s my handprint, by the way.”

Great. The Sykes clan that ran the town and thus the police department didn’t need any help being incompetent. But Dick was going to see they got it. I wondered what other parts

of the crime scene he’d violated. He saw my expression. “I panicked, McCain. I

reached in and touched her to make sure she was dead—”

“That’s all right.” What the hell. He was having a bad enough day as it was. “The trunk open?”

He nodded.

I got down on my haunches and took my ballpoint out of my white button-down shirt.

That style of shirt, chinos, and desert boots are my customary uniform. They give my baby face and diminutive stature at least a semblance of age.

The tip of my ballpoint slid in nicely beneath the trunk catch. I delicately raised the lid. Then I stood up, my knees cracking, and looked inside.

Next to me, Dick said, “She’s—”

He didn’t finish his sentence. He hiccuped.

“She certainly is.”

I recognized her immediately: Susan Squires. Mary Travers had worked for her a couple of years. Susan was married to the then District Attorney, so they did a lot of entertaining and needed help around the house. Hence, a high school girl like Mary. Inexpensive and tirelessly hardworking. Even more, they were friends, confidantes. You’d see them downtown together, shopping and giggling like girlfriends. Susan told Mary virtually everything about her life.

“She was a pretty gal.” Hiccup.

“She sure was.”

“And nice. She used to work for me. That’s why she was here yesterday, decorating for Edsel Day.

A lot of old employees pitched in. This just makes me sick.”

“Me too, Mr. Keys.”

“And I don’t mean just ‘cause it’ll hurt my business.”

I patted him on the shoulder. “You’re a good man, Mr. Keys.”

He hiccuped.

“Here. Thought you might want this.”

He handed me a flashlight.

I played the beam inside the shadowy trunk.

She smelled of death. Unclean. This odor fought against the strong smell of the brand-new spare rubber tire. She’d been wearing a blue knee-length skirt and black flats and a white

blouse. She had dark hair worn short and was curled up into a kitten ball. The side of her head had been smashed in so brutally you got a few glimpses of clean white bone.

“You’re going to have to call the Sykes boys.”

Hiccup. “I know I am. But I hate to.

They don’t have any idea what they’re doing.”

He leaned forward and hiccuped in my face.

“That’s between you and me.”

With all the power the Sykes clan had in this town, a wise man made a point of keeping such opinions to himself.

“Why don’t you go call them and I’ll look around?”

“I guess I better, huh?”

“Yeah, Dick, you better.”

He hiccuped and walked over to a wall phone by a rack of old tires.

I started playing detective.

Cliff Sykes, Jr., had seen one too

many Glenn Ford pictures.

You know how Glenn always wears a khaki uniform whenever he plays a lawman? And keeps his gun slung low? And wears tight tan leather gloves? Well, imagine a 250-pound

six-foot bullyboy in the same getup, and you’ve got yourself a picture of Cliff Sykes, Jr. The rest of the force wears standard blue uniforms. But Sykes, being the chief, and his daddy being the richest man in town, gets to play Glenn Ford.

The music stopped as soon as he arrived.

First the live band quit playing. Then the calliope went dead, and then the Ferris wheel music went silent.

And you started to see people at the windows, peering in.

I’d told Keys to lock the doors, just the way I’d learned in the criminology courses I’d taken at the University of Iowa while studying for my private investigator’s license. An unadulterated crime scene is the most important part of any murder investigation—short of a confession.

While we were waiting for Cliffie, I walked around the garage. Found nothing interesting. Went outside in back. Found nothing interesting.

Walked around the side of the building. And found something. There’d been some kind of accident

here last night. A car had backed into the concrete-block edge of the building. Bits of red plastic taillight littered the ground. I got down and picked up a piece. I’d driven over this earlier today. I checked my tires and found the rear left with a sharp angle of glass stuck in it. The tire was quickly going flat.

I walked back to where the taillight pieces lay. Two little kids watched me. One had a Flash Gordon ray gun that made this really irritating noise every time the trigger was pulled.

I tried to avoid them as I sat on my haunches and examined the pieces again.

The kid pulled it thirty or forty times.

“How come you’re doing that?” his pacifist pal asked.

“I lost a dime,” I said. I didn’t

want to explain myself.

“If I find it can I have it?” he asked.

I also didn’t want to get in a conversation with him.

“You find it, you keep it, how’s that?” I asked.

The ray gun shot me several more times, and then they started looking for the dime I hadn’t lost.

The taillight pieces belonged to a recent model car. There were two chunks large enough so I recognized the shape. There was also glass, and pieces of chrome trim, on the ground.

Flat-tire material. I knew how fussy Dick was about maintaining his lot. If one of his mechanics or customers had lost a taillight this way, it would’ve been swept up immediately.

Meaning they didn’t know about it. Meaning it happened last night and they hadn’t found it yet.

“Hey, Bobby, look what I found!” I

heard one of the kids say, the one without the gun.

He held up a V8 insignia. It was about the size of a fifty-cent piece.

I was just about to ask him for it when a gray suede lady’s pump stepped into my view. I followed it up a length of hose, a length of skirt, and a length of matching jacket to the handsome if imperious face of Judge Whitney.

“I assume you’re sober, McCain.”