Scarborough Fair and Other Stories
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Authors: Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
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Elizabeth Scarborough
This collection is dedicated to Martin H. Greenberg, who has done so much to sustain and support contemporary science fiction and fantasy short fiction.
Writing for theme anthologies reminds me of what I liked to do best in school. When the teacher assigned us to write about a particular subject, I took perverse enjoyment in twisting the subject as far out of shape as I could and writing along the edge of it. I wanted to write something completely different from anything anyone else was doing. While that wasn't the height of literary aspiration, I suppose, it has stood me in good stead for the current market where anthologies are mostly based around themes “write about monsters, witches, the occult, shape shifters” etc.
This collection consists of stories I wrote for such anthologies. However, each story also has another inspiration than a simple theme, and for the benefit of those people who are always asking where writers get their ideas, I thought I might share those inspirations here.
Mummies of the Motorway
and
Scarborough Fair
were both inspired originally by my own name, which indicates that I had a paternal ancestor who came from a seaside resort in England. I spent a few days in the town soaking up all the atmosphere I could and it serves as the background for both stories.
Mummies of the Motorway
was also inspired by stories of the disrespectful treatment the Egyptian dead received in Victorian and turn of the century England and by the personalities of my niece and nephew, with whom I had just been fortunate enough to spend some time.
Scarborough Fair
took its inspiration not only from the very old song whose most recent version involves my name and the name of the town where a hiring fair did indeed take place in Medieval times, but also from the Agatha Christie stories where the English go on “hols” and “take the waters” which is the sort of town Scarborough was in its heyday.
Ellery Queen once wrote that when writers get together they talk about their taxes. In my experience, authors talk about their animal friends and the veterinarians who keep them healthy. When my friend Carole Nelson Douglas, author of the Midnight Louie series, requested an animal detective story, I wanted to do one for my recently deceased cat friend of 20 years, Mustard. When I had to have Mustard put to sleep because he was in great pain from being poisoned, I was very moved something said to me by Jeannette, Dr. Tony the vet's wife and herself a wildlife rescuer. She said that Mustard would not be left alone, but would be laid in a nice little box with candles and incense around him and someone staying nearby. Also, a man I had been seeing had turned out to be a career criminal who was nevertheless very good with animals.
Whirlwinds
comes from my interest in folklore. I had just completed
The Godmother's Web,
a novel set in the Hopi Partitioned Lands in the middle of the Navajo reservation. The Navajo beliefs about the wind and whirlwinds in particular were fresh in my mind, and I was pleased to find an Irish belief that corresponded.
Worse Than the Curse
and
The Invisible Woman's Clever Disguise
were both informed by my experiences as a once voluptuous sweet young thing turned, almost overnight, into an all too sturdy and stout middle aged woman (
when
did that happen?).
Boon Companion
was originally written for an anthology about familiars, and I think it is a good example of that. However, the editor felt it fit better in an anthology on vengeance, although the vengeance is more of a “what goes around comes around” nature. My mother told me about the girlfriend (now wife) of my cousin's son who lost her mother and was promptly set upon by rampaging relatives who tried to take everything her mother left away from her. In that case the girl had my cousin to help her. In my story, it's a cat.
Long Tome Coming Home
was written for
Shadows of the Wall
an anthology edited by Byron Tetrick. I wrote about my own experiences in Vietnam in my novel,
Healer's War.
However, my friend and sometimes muse, a fellow Vietnam vet named Rick Reaser, had some hair-raising combat experience in Nam and has the names of many fallen friends on the Wall. I asked Rick to co-author a story with me. Although Rick doesn't write, he is one of the best extemporaneous storytellers I've ever met. We tossed ideas back and forth, they mutated as I wrote them down, read them to Rick, he suggested things, I made counter-suggestions, and so forth until the story was complete.
Mu Mao and the Court Oracle
took its inspiration not only from a minor character in
Last Refuge,
my post-apocalyptic novel set in Tibet, but also from an experience I had at the animal shelter. The elderly inconsolable cat whose dying master wanted it to find a home broke my heart. That cat never did find a home but in my stories, I get to control things so they come out somewhat better.
Probably the only story that actually took most of its inspiration from the title of the anthology was the one I wrote for Jody Lynn Nye's
Don't Forget Your Spacesuit, Dear
. It was supposed to be about bold space explorers and the things their mothers told them. My mom was very big on the clean and intact underwear, hence my story.
A Rare Breed,
written for Peter Beagle and Janet Berliner Gluckman's
Immortal Unicorn
anthology, takes place in the town where I live and has the town's New Age erâsensibilityâat its heart. It also has the unicorn's magic horn healing a heart singed by an old flame.
So that's where I got my ideas. I hope you'll enjoy what I did with them.
Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
by
Elizabeth Ann Scaroborough
Scarborough, UK
March 25
Dear Mom and Bro,
Just wanted to let you know that no matter what the kids write to you, I really have done my best to show them a good time over here. Please don't blame me if they tell you that next time I offer to treat my only niece and nephew to a trip to England, you should say they have come down with bubonic plague.
We had a great time in London, where there were more indoor activities and it didn't so much that it's been raining since we first arrived in England. The kids loved everything, Madame Toussad's, the museums, and especially the plays. Rain in England is part of the atmosphere, really. Just like it is in Seattle. Maybe we should have paid more attention to the news before we left London, but the B&Bs I could afford for us did not have TVs. We got on the last train coming or going before the mudslides washed out sections of both the roads and the tracks. With the roads washed out, and the postal service on strike again, I may have to send this via carrier pigeon relay but there's not a lot else to do under the present circumstances, so I am writing to you.
Needless to say, Monte, your offspring are bored. Jason was monosyllabic all the way up to Scarborough and Cindy could only talk about how much she missed her cats, which is of course making me really miss
my
cats. I can't blame them. There isn't much for an eighteen year old boy or a fifteen year old girl to do here, really. Or a fifty-three year old Aunt who's already been here, for that matter, and we did most of it today.
We seem to be the
only
nonresident guests in this whole heap of a hotel. The resident guests are more like patientsâas in nursing home patients. Scarborough doesn't get enough visitors in the off-season to keep the hotels open. So apparently the large ones like this one, which
was
suspiciously cheap, take in people who spent happy holidays in their youth here back in the days when people still came for the mineral baths and played at the seashore.
It looks like there's just one couple that runs the whole pile, the snooty woman at the desk who took one look at us robust and sturdily built Scarboroughs and insisted we had to use the stairs, even though she stuck us up on the fifth floor. The lifts, as they call elevators here, are for the disabled only.
The kids took it pretty well. Jason got all macho and took the stairs for at a time. Cindy pretended to prop me up and reminded me that I had told her this was a spa. “And see, Aunt Annie, they give you the exercise class free with your room. Anyplace else we'd have to pay for a Stairmaster!”
We made it upstairs, lightened our knapsacks, strapped on our bum bags and flipped our ponchos dry, then hurried back down for lunch. One look at what they were serving, again in deference to the residents, and we decided to risk being washed out to sea by walking down to the tacky little tourist traps on the beach and seeing if we could find a fish and chips joint.
I tried to call a cab but because of the weather, even with so few visitors in town, none were available. So we slipped on our ponchos, opened one of the big front doors and took one step out before the wind, which had whipped itself into a gale, tried to pick us up and carry us in the opposite direction from town. It didn't just whistle. It shrieked and howled and the ocean that had been so placid on my previous visit crashed and roared as if auditioning for a surfer movie.
I put my head down and splashed forward. The kids trailed behind at first, but once they could see the strand, as they call the beach around here, Jason plunged forward as the leader of the expedition. Of course, when he got to the place where the sidewalk ended at the cliff, he had to stop. Turning a streaming face to me, he shrugged and asked, “Where to now?”
“Aha!” I gurgled through the rain. “This is the first of the many wonders of your ancestral town, nephew.” I led them past a couple of bushes to the little cage at the top of the cliff. “Behold, the funicular!”
Cindy rolled her eyes and Jason gave another shrug questioning my sanity and whether or not their aging aunt had begun speaking in tongues. But they were as glad to get in out of the wind and rain as I.
“A
what
?” he demanded.
“This little tram,” I said. “It's called a funicular. They've had them since back in the days when people came for the baths, back before the wars.”
“How does it work?” Cindy asked.
“You put a coin in here,” I told her. Which I did. It had been fifty pence when I was there five years ago. Now it's a pound.
“Big whoop,” Jason said at the bottom.
I peered through the rain at the straggle of fairylights bouncing above the beach, and the neon lights and cardboard signs proclaiming the wonders of each and every gift shack which was open. There weren't very many of the neon signs lit.
“Hold that thought,” I told him. “That may have been your big thrill for the day.”
We asked at the first souvenir shop if there was likely to be a chip stand open, and the fellow jerked his thumb and said it was two doors down. Cindy bought some candybars and pop and stuck them in the empty knapsack she had had the foresight to bring along. I found the notebook and authentic Scarborough, England, pen with which I am writing to you now.
The man was a little cheerier when he saw we were after something besides free directions, and he chatted a bit with Cindy, who I suspect kept him talking to hear his Yorkshire accent. “He sounds like those guys in The Full Monte, Aunt Annie,” she giggled behind her hand as we left.
The chippy, as they fondly call fish and chip shops hereabouts, was almost cheerful. Just about every person still working on the strand came and went from it or stood around talking. There was no place to sit except outside in the rain, so we stood around too and ate our greasy fish and French fries out of newsprint cones and drank our Cokes and lemonades, which is like 7-Up.
“So, you're here on holidays, are you?” the lady at the chip stand asked. I felt like saying no, we were all very frail and puny, obviously, with the three of us all looking as hefty as is the Scarborough clan legacy from Dad.
“Yes.”
“Pity about the weather. It's generally much finer in summer.”
“Yes, but the airfares are higher,” I said. “And the kids had their Easter break, so I thought I'd bring them over.”
“We don't get a lot of American youngsters here this time of year,” a bearded man remarked, also in a Yorkshire accent.
“We have a special reason,” Cindy said. “See, our last name is Scarborough. Our Grandpa Scarborough died last year and Aunt Annie thought we ought to come over and see where all our English relatives came from.”
“Your grandpa was from here, was he?”
Cindy shook her head. “Oh no. Kansas City.”
“My history teacher, Mrs. Martinez, says people usually only got named for a place after they left it,” Jason volunteered.
“Did she now?” The man asked gravely. “Well, then, you'll be needing to see my place. I have a museum and historical exhibit of the history of this town from the time it were a Viking village. You can see the castle from my place as well.”
“We don't have any kings in our family, do we, Aunt Annie?” Jason asked suspiciously.
“No, honey. They just named the castle after the place. A king or two stayed there once in awhile when they were passing through.”
“Oh.”
“But
my
history professor told me that a king once killed his son the prince's homosexual lover by throwing him out the window at Scarborough Castle.”
“Cool! A murder!” Jason said with typical teenaged bloodthirstiness.
We toured the exhibit, asked questions, bought booklets and souvenirs and looked out the window at what we could see of the castle's ruins through the gusts and sheets of rain. The kids were really disappointed when the man said we couldn't visit the ruins. Since we had probably paid his expenses for opening that day though, he asked, “Where are you staying?”
I told him and he said, “I'll give you a lift in the tour bus then, half price! I'm needing petrol anyway. Name's Bert Hoskins.”
Once aboard the bus, Bert turned on the radio instead of giving us the tour, and that's when we heard that the railroad bridge had washed away.
“Wow! We just went over that one.”
“Do you think they'll get it fixed before we're supposed to leave tomorrow, Aunt Annie?” Cindy asked.
“I wouldn't count on that,” Bert said. “Probably won't be fixed for weeks. I'm afraid you'll have to take the bus back.”
Just about then we crested the hill in time to see one of the hotels that teetered on the edge of the cliff like a mudslide mansion in California do exactly what those houses did during heavy downpoursâit listed toward the sea for a few moments while our driver, his brakes on, waited for it as if it were a dog crossing the road.
The kids thought this was pretty neat, especially when the five story brick building began its slide, picking up speed as it toppled, eventually dragging a portion of road with it, shaking the bit we were sitting on so that the kids and I glanced nervously at each other. It was a huge crash, and Cindy covered her ears, even as we all craned our necks. However, we couldn't see much for the dust and smoke and little spurts of flame from the severed electric and gas lines. Apparently the staff had enough warning of their domain's eminent demise to disconnect the necessary and evacuate before the disaster. The staff, the old and disabled residents, and probably a good portion of the town watched from the swampy overgrown green quadrangle, formerly a garden, around which the hotels primly perched.
“The bus doesn't need to run on
that
road, does it?” Jason asked Bert. Jason had that skittish horse look in his eye he gets when his voice is perfectly calm but he is very worried about something.
Bert laughed. “This is a good one for these parts. We don't see much of our tax money going for new roads up here. Save all that for the cities, they do. During the war when asphalt was not to be had for civilians, me old Dad told me they ground up all them mummies the museums had dug up in Egypt and brought over here.”
“Ugh!” Cindy said. “
Why?”
“Well, the way Dad told me, the bandages the bodies was wrapped in were coated with something like pitch, and it worked almost as good as the genuine article. So, they recycled them, you might say. Used âem as fertilizer too, and to fuel the fires in the trains.”
Jason glowered. “That's horrible.”
“Practical, more like,” Bert said, and then added, slyly, “But they do say when you have these wet spells, washouts and the like, it's them mummies tryin' to bust their way loose from the roads so's they can drag their bandagedy arses back t' Nile.” Jason rolled his eyes and made a spiral motion with his finger by his ear. “I'll be turning at t' square.”
I thanked him and told him we'd get off. We spent the rest of the afternoon helping the hotel staff and a few other able-bodied people taking the now homeless old folks into the various hotels that had agreed to shelter them.
We finished up about an hour ago and the kids were both tired. They slept through dinner, and we had to make do with the candy and crisps (Brit for potato chips) we bought on the strand. Sorry, Mom. Since little British towns like this one roll up the sidewalks at five, the kids decided to go to bed early. I plan to get us on the first bus out if at all possible, so I'll go downstairs and call the bus station recording pretty soon to see when we have to get up. Our plane for home leaves day after tomorrow.
Later.
When I woke up to go to the bathroom at about midnight, Cindy was gone. I had been having restless dreams of my cats crying for me to come home and seemed to still be hearing them as I woke up. Vaguely, I remembered hearing Cindy arising and the toilet flushing but now the bathroom was dark and her bed still empty.
I pulled on my own black leather jacket and the sandals and padded down the hall to the communal bathroom. Maybe she'd decided to take a shower or something, I was thinking. But there was no light down the hall and the doors to the loo and the shower room both were dark and empty. My heart stopped. I knew you were going to shoot me, brother, if I lost your little girl. She is so sensible and calm most of the time I forget she's just a kid and though we are all of us a bit large for anyone other than Hercules to drag off into the bushes, still there were a lot of creeps who prey on young girls, and Cindy is so friendly... I reminded myself of your family's karate lessons all the way back to our rooms, where I woke up Jason and told him to get dressed, then shucked out of my jacket, pulled on my own socks and shoes, sweater over my night shirt and shrugged back into the jacket.
Jason, still wearing his sweat-pajamas, padded sleepily to his window, frowning as he gazed out.
“What are you
doing?”
I'm afraid I came very close to snarling at him as he returned to my room, still wearing the sweats he had worn to bed.
He gestured with elbows bent at the waist, hands extended, palms bouncing up and down, telling me to cool it. “I was just
checking
to see if I could see her out the windows,” he said. “But you can't see anything out there. It's really foggy. Besides, she's probably not out there. She probably found someone to talk to.” That was not unlikely, Cindy being your daughter, oh most sociable of brothers, and her garrulous grandpa's granddaughter. In which case, since except for the distinctly unfriendly staff here, there was no one much under the age of 80, I hardly saw how she could be in any danger. But her coat was missing and on closer inspection, I saw that her running shoes were gone as well.
Jason had on his jacket and his own unfastened shoes and handed me a flashlight. “Where'd this come from?” I asked him.
