Still must I hear? | |
His creaking couplets in a tavern hall, | |
And I not sing, lest, haply, Scotch reviews | |
Should dub me scribbler and denounce my muse? | |
5 | Prepare for rhyme – I’ll publish, right or wrong: |
Fools are my theme, let satire be my song. | |
Oh! nature’s noblest gift – my grey goose-quill! | |
Slave of my thoughts, obedient to my will, | |
Torn from thy parent bird to form a pen, | |
10 | That mighty instrument of little men! |
The pen! foredoom’d to aid the mental throes | |
Of brains that labour, big with verse or prose, | |
Though nymphs forsake, and critics may deride, | |
The lover’s solace, and the author’s pride. | |
15 | What wits! what poets dost thou daily raise! |
How frequent is thy use, how small thy praise! | |
Condemn’d at length to be forgotten quite, | |
With all the pages which ’twas thine to write. | |
But thou, at least, mine own especial pen! | |
20 | Once laid aside, but now assumed again, |
Our task complete, like Hamlet’s shall be free; | |
Though spurn’d by others, yet beloved by me: | |
Then let us soar to-day; no common theme, | |
No eastern vision, no distemper’d dream | |
25 | Inspires – our path, though full of thorns, is plain; |
Smooth be the verse, and easy be the strain. | |
When Vice triumphant holds her sov’reign sway, | |
Obey’d by all who nought beside obey; | |
When Folly, frequent harbinger of crime, | |
30 | Bedecks her cap with bells of every clime; |
When knaves and fools combined oer all prevail, | |
And weigh their justice in a golden scale; | |
E’en then the boldest start from public sneers, | |
Afraid of shame, unknown to other fears, | |
35 | More darkly sin, by satire kept in awe, |
And shrink from ridicule, though not from law. | |
Such is the force of wit! but not belong | |
To me the arrows of satiric song; | |
The royal vices of our age demand | |
40 | A keener weapon, and a mightier hand. |
Still there are follies, e’en for me to chase, | |
And yield at least amusement in the race: | |
Laugh when I laugh, I seek no other fame; | |
The cry is up, and scribblers are my game. | |
45 | Speed, Pegasus! – ye strains of great and small, |
Ode, epic, elegy, have at you all! | |
I too can scrawl, and once upon a time | |
I pour’d along the town a flood of rhyme, | |
A schoolboy freak, unworthy praise or blame; | |
50 | I printed – older children do the same. |
‘Tis pleasant, sure, to see one’s name in print; | |
A book’s a book, although there’s nothing in’t. | |
Not that a title’s sounding charm can save | |
Or scrawl or scribbler from an equal grave: | |
55 | This Lambe must own, since his patrician name |
Fail’d to preserve the spurious farce from shame. | |
No matter, Geore continues still to write, | |
Though now the name is veil’d from public sight. | |
Moved by the great example, I pursue | |
60 | The self-same road, but make my own review |
Not seek great Jeffrey’s, yet, like him, will be | |
Self-constituted judge of poesy. | |
A man must serve his time to ev’ry trade | |
Save censure – critics all are ready made. | |
65 | Take hackney’d jokes from Miller got by rote |
With just enough of learning to misquote; | |
A mind well skill’d to find or forge a fault; | |
A turn for punning, call it Attic salt; | |
To Jeffrey go, be silent and discreet, | |
70 | His pay is just ten sterling pounds per sheet: |
Fear not to lie, ’twill seem a sharper hit; | |
Shrink not from blasphemy, ’twill pass for wit; | |
Care not for feeling – pass your proper jest, | |
And stand a critic, hated yet caress’d. | |
75 | And shall we own such judgment? no – as soon |
Seek roses in December – ice in June; | |
Hope constancy in wind, or corn in chaff; | |
Believe a woman or an epitaph, | |
Or any other thing that’s false, before | |
80 | You trust in critics, who themselves are sore; |
Or yield one single thought to be misled | |
By Jeffrey’s heart, or Lambe’s Boeotian head. | |
To these young tyrants, | |
Combined usurpers on the throne of taste; | |
85 | To these when authors bend in humble awe |
And hail their voice as truth, their word as law - | |
While these are censors, ’twould be sin to spare; | |
While such are critics, why should I forbear? | |
But yet, so near all modern worthies run, | |
90 | ’Tis doubtful whom to seek, or whom to shun; |
Nor know we when to spare, or where to strike, | |
Our bards and censors are so much alike. | |
Then should you ask me, | |
The path which Pope and Gifford trod before; | |
95 | If not yet sicken’d, you can still proceed: |
Go on; my rhyme will tell you as you read. | |
‘But hold!’ exclaims a friend, – ‘here’s some neglect: | |
This – that – and t’ other line seem incorrect.’ | |
What then? the self-same blunder Pope has got, | |
100 | And careless Dryden – ‘Ay, but Pye has not:’ – |
Indeed! – ’tis granted, faith! – but what care I? | |
Better to err with Pope, than shine with Pye. | |
Time was, ere yet in these degenerate days | |
Ignoble themes obtain’d mistaken praise, | |
105 | When sense and wit with poesy allied, |
No fabled graces, flourish’d side by side; | |
From the same fount their inspiration drew, | |
And rear’d by taste, bloom’d fairer as they grew. | |
Then in this happy isle a Pope’s pure strain | |
110 | Sought the rapt soul to charm, nor sought in vain; |
A polish’d nation’s praise aspired to claim, | |
And raised the people’s, as the poet’s fame. | |
Like him great Dryden pour’d the tide of song, | |
In stream less smooth, indeed, yet doubly strong. | |
115 | Then Congreve’s scenes could cheer, or Otway’s melt – |
For nature then an English audience felt. | |
But why these names, or greater still, retrace, | |
When all to feebler bards resign their place? | |
Yet to such times our lingering looks are cast, | |
120 | When taste and reason with those times are past. |
Now look around, and turn each trifling page, | |
Survey the precious works that please the age; | |
This truth at least let satire’s self allow; | |
No dearth of bards can be complain’d of now: | |
125 | The loaded press beneath her labour groans, |
And printers’ devils shake their weary bones; | |
While Southey’s epics cram the creaking shelves, | |
And Little’s lyrics shine in hot-press’d twelves. | |
Thus saith the preacher: ‘Nought beneath the sun | |
130 | Is new;’ yet still from change to change we run: |
What varied wonders tempt us as they pass! | |
The cow-pox, tractors, galvanism, and gas, | |
In turns appear, to make the vulgar stare, | |
Till the swoln bubble bursts – and all is air! | |
135 | Nor less new schools of Poetry arise, |
Where dull pretenders grapple for the prize: | |
O’er taste awhile these pseudo-bards prevail; | |
Each country book-club bows the knee to Baal, | |
And, hurling lawful genius from the throne, | |
140 | Erects a shrine and idol of its own; |
Some leaden calf – but whom it matters not, | |
From soaring Southey down to grovelling Stott. | |
Behold! in various throngs the scribbling crew, | |
For notice eager, pass in long review: | |
145 | Each spurs his jaded Pegasus apace, |
And rhyme and blank maintain an equal race; | |
Sonnets on sonnets crowd, and ode on ode; | |
And tales of terror jostle on the road; | |
Immeasurable measures move along; | |
150 | For simpering folly loves a varied song, |
To strange mysterious dulness still the friend, |