Señor Vivo and the Coca Lord (6 page)

Anica threw back her head and breathed deeply with one hand on her heart. ‘O bastardo,’ she said at last, ‘you nearly gave me a heart attack. Truly, I shit myself.’

‘Not truly, I hope,’ he said. ‘Did you bring spare underwear?’

She pretended to hit him, and said, ‘Pedant.’

He left the lights of the car on while they got out and looked around. It was a very large cave with a wet floor, and everything seemed to be furry with some kind of lichen. ‘Look,’ he said, ‘stalagmites and stalactites. I can never remember which is which.’

To their surprise they found a brand-new shoe abandoned; they swapped idiotic theories as to how it might have got there, and then they decided to leave it there in case its owner returned for it, perhaps dishevelled from her frolics. ‘I hope it is not there for something sinister,’ said Anica. ‘It seems very odd that something as new and expensive as this should have been left.’

Dionisio went and turned off his car lights, and Anica found that it was still quite light. She looked up and there was a hole on the roof of the cave. ‘I reckon it fell through there,’ she said. ‘Is there a flat patch up there?’

‘Yes, querida, and we are going to go up there. There is an easy climb to it through another hole. Up there is a little piece of paradise, like the garden of Eden.’

They went a little further into the cave towards the second patch of light, and scrambled up the rocks. Anica poked her head out and was amazed. ‘Dio’, you would have no idea this was here, looking up from the road.’

It was a large flat space with a pond in the middle, surrounded by trees stunted into extraordinary and evocative shapes. ‘Those trees look like little old men,’ she exclaimed.

Anica laid the rug down and took all her clothes off in order to bask contentedly in the sunshine, and Dionisio did likewise in order to experience the sensation of freedom. The couple caressed and made love, and then Dionisio went to the edge of the water to look for crustaceans, because he had the idea of making a paella. But the water had a slimy appearance, and when he put his hand in to take a drink it felt greasy and thick. He bent down to smell it, and it stank of deliquescence. ‘I think there is a dead animal in here,’ he called to Anica. ‘The water is foul. I am not going to swim.’

He found a few crustaceans and gathered them, but his feet became covered with the stinking mud, so he went and washed them in the little waterfall that fed the pond. ‘I think that the water seeps through the rocks into the cave,’ he said, ‘and that is why it is wet in there.’

‘Why does it not flow out over the road, then?’

‘Maybe it goes down a crack and comes out somewhere else.’

He went and lay down next to Anica and tickled between her legs with a feather he had picked up. She squealed and sat up, and they had a mock fight. They spent the rest of the daylight basking in the sun, dozing, and walking amongst the trees, until it was time to go home and eat.

The body of the young woman with her feet encased in concrete continued to rot at the bottom of the pond in Dionisio’s Garden of Eden, putrefying beneath the spot where it had been thrown casually from the helicopter. Her shoe, thrown out as an afterthought as the aircraft flew away, continued to lie undisturbed in the cave, having fallen through the hole in the roof just as Anica had supposed.

As the two lovers slept, the former lover of the body in the pond was listening to the embarrassed explanations of the men at the roadblock. ‘Listen, boss, we had a man at the last house coming out of town, and he saw them go past, and that is the truth, boss. There are no turnings at all along there and there was nowhere they could have gone; nowhere, just like you said.’

‘OK chicos, so where did they go?’ said El Jerarca. ‘Make it a good explanation, OK?’

‘We waited an hour, boss, and then we thought maybe he has broken down in that old car of his, so we went and we looked for him. We drove up and down that route a hundred times, but we saw absolutely nothing of him, nothing. Then six hours later he comes driving back into town with a big smile on his face like he has just been made president. It is not good, boss, the man must be a brujo or something to pull a trick like that. I tell you it makes me nervous. Maybe he could turn me into a snake or something.’

El Jerarca put his hands on his hips and went to the window to think. ‘You are right, chicos, there is something going on. You know those boys I sent after him?’ They nodded. ‘Well, they never came back. There was not a trace.’ The roadblockers caught each others’ glances as if to confirm with each other that truly this failure was no fault of theirs. ‘So what do we do, boss?’

‘There is one thing that never fails,’ said El Jerarca.

MANY PEOPLE MISTAKENLY
believe that Eshu is the Devil, probably because every other Orisha certainly corresponds to a Christian saint. Eshu corresponds to no one but himself, however, and as he is full of pranks and mischief, it is easy to believe that really he is the Lord of Hell.

In fact, of course, Eshu is the only Orisha who knows past present and future without the bother of divination, he knows the cure for everything, and if his deeds sometimes seem malicious and arbitrary, then that is because he knows more than we do, and always delivers his punishments by a theft or an accident. He can be reasonable, however, and is satisfied with gifts of mousetraps, rum, puros, toys, and coconuts, as long as you remember to give him a white candle and three drops of water every Monday.

Eshu exists in twenty-one versions of himself, and so it is perhaps not surprising that there is plenty of scope for thinking that he is the devil. Some misguided souls think that he might be Saint Anthony of Padua, or Saint Benito, or even Saint Martin of Porres, but this is beyond the intellect of mere mortals to establish, and so we leave the question undecided.

Some people thought that it was the work of Eshu when Raquel gave birth to a child who looked like an Indian. Antonio, her husband, killed her in jealousy, and later it turned out that the child was a mongol. Little Rafael grew up to be slow, immensely strong and affectionate, and also incontinent. If it was a trick of Eshu, it was in poor taste.

It was also in poor taste when the coca people took Rafael away and made him carry fifty-pound packs of coca leaves day and night across the forest and the sierra, so that he nearly died a hundred times from heat exhaustion, from hypothermia, from frostbite, from tropical ulcers, and from starvation. When he finally collapsed behind the mule to which he had been roped, they set the gigantic alano dogs on him, and had a vast amount of amusement from watching him being torn to pieces and eaten. Perhaps it was not Eshu who was responsible for this, and perhaps it was Eshu who worked out ways to get a little retribution later.

When Father Garcia had his revelations about the nature of the universe and began to become a heretic, people naturally had to translate his message into terms comprehensible to santeria. So when Father Garcia said that the world was really created by the devil, and that the devil had enticed the divinely created souls into bodies, people began to say, ‘Well, maybe it was Eshu who made the world, and that is why there is so much mischief in it,’ while others said, ‘No, it was Olofi who made all of it.’ But the fact is that it does not matter very much, for real intellectuals believe everything at once, because this is the best way of being able to explain anything whatsoever, as the need arises. Father Garcia’s Albigensian heresy merely became syncretised into the santeria of the people of Cochadebajo de los Gatos, who believed in it whenever it seemed like a good explanation for something.

Father Garcia, with his lugubrious face, very like a hare, and his tattered ecclesiastical robes, considered that St John’s gospel was the only true portion of the bible, and he had gained considerable respect on account of his past as a Christian communist guerrillero and his ability to levitate spectacularly while preaching. When he levitated at exactly the point when he was announcing that a Deliverer would soon appear, and that he had been told this by God’s messenger, Gabriel, the people naturally thought that Gabriel must be Eshu, since Eshu is the messenger of the Orishas. And when he said that they must hold a great ceremony to honour Him with gifts, the people rejoiced, because any excuse for a grand candomble was more than welcome. What drunkenness there would be, what golden rivers of piss, what splendid fornication, what a scent of incense and herbs, what a twanging of berimbaos, what a thundering of atabaque drums; and all the Orishas would appear in person and dance amongst them, honouring the Deliverer with gifts.

Amongst the crowd of folk who had gathered to watch Father Garcia levitating and talking mystical gibberish was Hectoro, who was mounted on his horse as usual, wearing his leather bombachos, and smoking a puro which he held clenched between his teeth. He rode up to where Garcia was stationed upon his invisible perch two metres above the ground and looked up into his face. ‘Tell me, cabron,’ he said, ‘who is this Deliverer, and what is he delivering us from?’

An expression of irritation passed over Garcia’s hitherto seraphic countenance, and he descended rapidly to the ground. ‘How should I know?’ he replied. ‘You had better go and ask Aurelio.’

The second question was solved when rumours continued to spread from Ipasueño that El Jerarca and his coca gangsters were thinking of moving, lock, stock and barrel, to Cochadebajo de los Gatos, apparently because the government campaign against them was hotting up. The city was not even on the maps yet, since it used to be beneath the waters of a lake, and it was ideally suited as a staging-post for the cocaleros which would cut out Ipasueño from the itinerary.

The first question was solved by Aurelio with the aid of a potion of ayahuasca and a flight over the mountains in his form of an eagle.

DIONISIO GOT OUT
of bed one morning and went to the window as usual to see what kind of day it was. He shook his head and blinked a couple of times to make sure that he could really see two little girls tied back to back, sitting on the grass. He ran downstairs and into the chilly dawn.

The little girls were dressed in sacks with holes cut for the arms, and with string about the waist. They were both about twelve years old, and by their features Dionisio knew that they were mostly of Indian stock, with a little negro added in. They were plainly exhausted and in a state of shock, because they did not even speak to him or whimper as he cut the cords that had left deep weals in their flesh. Their faces were streaked with dirt, with clear tracks where the tears had run down their faces, and one of them had a swollen lip where she had been struck. He lifted her to her feet, but she could barely stand, so he carried her upstairs in his arms, laid her on his bed, and came down for the other. It was very clear to Dionisio what had happened to them.

He took them to the bathroom and undressed them; they did not resist, but let him wash them as all the time he talked to them soothingly. Then he dried them and gave to each of them one of his own shirts. He combed their hair and gave them sweet guava jelly to eat, and pineapple juice to drink, then he sat them on the edge of the bed and cajoled them until they told him what had happened and which place they came from.

He took their hands and led them down the stairs, sat them in his car, and as he drove the fifty kilometres to the little pueblo of Santa Virgen he told them stories about an armadillo called Enrique who wanted to become the president.

Dionisio was appalled by the state of the village. It was filthy and neglected, and some of the barracas were burnt out. Rangy dogs scavenged amongst the heaps of discarded rubbish, and Dionisio was amazed that no one had shot the one that plainly had rabies and was staggering insanely in circles with saliva drooling from its jaws.

The people there were as derelict and bedraggled as their dwellings. Skeletal and apathetic, they lounged in doorways and gazed at him with vacant eyes and drooping jaws. ‘Hola,’ he said to some of them, but they did not respond at all, even by raising a hand. When he returned the girls to their families they did not even thank him or appear to be distressed that the girls had disappeared. They merely nodded at him, mumbled some incoherent phrases, and sent the girls off immediately on errands. Stupefied with incomprehension and amazement, Dionisio wandered about the pueblo until he spotted a very old man whose eyes were still bright, and who told him through broken teeth exactly what had been happening. Disgusted and enraged, Dionisio went home and wrote another letter to
La Prensa
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